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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 1 year

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SG Starbee?

ok so im pretty sure ur referring to the ship starscream x bumblebee? if there's a character named starbee that idk about im gonna feel silly... but i'm just gonna assume u mean the ship.

as far as characterizations, i really leaned into the whole "child solider" age thing w bumblebee. (as i'm writing this, i am realizing i have basically NEVER TALKED ABOUT STARSCREAM??? so i need to do that immediately someone please remind me cause i will forget.) anyways, for that reason i don't know if i would place him into a ship with anyone.

plus, post war (which is where i think most starbee ships take place), bee is maybe... probably... in prison??? so not in any place where he would meet starscream.

ok so that's my offical statement on the lore. BUT i'm assuming you only sent this ask in because you like the ship and wanna hear about it!! so, hypothetically, if starbee WAS a part of this universe:

starscream is basically the complete opposite of bee.

bee is a manipulative, traumatized, slightly crazed people pleaser that's been exploited since birth for the sake of an apathetic overlord that only cares for him as a tool. he has no friends. he's never had friends- and really, he doesn't even understand why.

meanwhile, starscream is every bit as annoying as he is in canon. he is disobedient and loud and RUDE, and everything bee has ever been punished for. he is very clearly Doing It Wrong, and yet somehow...... he's happy? he's cared for!

it's not fair. it's just not fair.

(what bee doesn't see is this- starscream, despite his many eccentricities, is genuinely caring, and protective of the people around him. he's loyal, and determined, and idealistic to a fault. and those traits, after 4 million years of war, have endeared him to a truly staggering amount of people.)

(bee also doesn't see this: starscream is about to endear himself to one more.)

post war- bee has been allowed to rejoin society, on the condition that he makes as big of a show of it as possible. he is to serve as an example for the autobots on how to reintegrate. (relegated to poster boy once again.)

starscream is assigned to be his "diplomatic partner" in a "unity promotion campaign" between the remaining leaders of the deception and autobot armies. (starscream is assigned to be his babysitter, to make sure he doesn't fly off the rails, and to take care of him if he does.)

now, the expectation here is that hopefully, starscream and bumblebee will manage to put aside their animosity long enough that people settle and reconstruction can begin. eventually, society will become stable enough that "unity promotion" is no longer necessary, and they can go their separate ways.

that is not what happens. starscream, shepard of the lost he is, takes one look at this lonely, angry, hurting soul and goes oh! guess he's mine now :)

over the course of the next few years, starscream teaches bee how to advocate for himself. (how to be more than someone's puppet.)

starscream shows him how to really live. (how to be more than just a soldier.)

starscream helps him understand that there's more to life then fighting, that you can make a place for yourself in the world without clawing your way up and carving it out by force. (how to rest.)

and how can bee not love him after that? in some ways, he's still not... normal. in some ways, he is just as obsessed and devoted to starscream as he was the autobot cause. really, bee has just traded one idol of worship for another.

but for the first time in bee's life, that devotion isn't going to be abused. he's given his obedience to someone who will never, ever use it. and that's what love is, i think.

so, starscream gets a scary ass guard dog (that is really just a lap dog in disguise)

and bumblebee gets what he always, always wanted.

bumblebee gets to be loved.

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emstyles94x · 9 years

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Could you stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you? - Callie and Harry. Maybe something to do with Harry wearing his boot for his broken foot? Only if you want to?

“Can you stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you?” - HARRY AND THE DREADED BOOT

CALLIE

“Harry, are you ready?” I shouted upstairs. He was due for interviews for the upcoming release of Made in the A.M within the hour and he was still getting ready. “We need to leave now, Tigger.”

“I’m coming!” his voice shouted distantly followed by footsteps.

As he appeared at the top of the stairs, I surveyed what he was wearing to make sure he was acceptable, but as I reached his feet, I frowned. Considering he had a broken foot, Harry was doing a terrible job of letting it heal so that he could continue bouncing round the stage like a loon. He was supposed to be wearing his special boot and yet he had on his favourite pair of normal boots.

“Harry.” I sighed, pinching the bridge of of my nose. “Why are you wearing two shoes?”

“Um, because I have two feet.”

“Stop being a smart arse and put your boot on.” I bit.

“No.” Harry moaned, dragging out the vowel, almost stamping his feet like a toddler. “It ruins the whole look.”

“And what? Your foot is broken so you need to wear it. If Niall can wear his without a problem then you can wear yours, too.”

Harry huffed and shook his head with a pout but his pout was doing absolutely nothing to fight his case. I stormed up the stairs and shoved him by the shoulders towards our bedroom, spying his boot resting by our beside table. I pushed him down onto the bed and said, “Stay.”

Thankfully he listened to me while I reached over for his boot and then knelt down. But as soon as I reached for the zip of his boot, he jerked his foot away.

“Harry.” I deadpanned and reached again, only for him to jerk it out of my reach once more. “Stop, please.” I demanded more than asked.

“I don’t want to wear it.” Harry huffed, swinging his legs onto the bed and totally out of my reach. “It’s stupid.”

“I don’t really care, Harry. You have a broken foot and I want it to get better.”

“It’s fine without the boot. I can walk fine.”

“The doctor told you you’d make it worse if you walk around without the boot, you know that.”

Harry fell silent, but frowned down at me from where he sat on the edge of the bed, hugging his knees to his chest, his hands gripping around the soles of his boots to stop me from pulling his right one off. I ignored his self-made barrier and wiggled my fingers between his ankles until I could feel the zip and began to tug. He tried to squeeze my hand between his bony ankles to get me to stop.

“Can you stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you?” I sighed. “I’ve got your best interests in mind, Tigger. Please? You and Niall can form a little one shoe club together.”

Harry tried to engage me in a staring contest to get me to back down, but I just raised my eyebrows at him and that seemed to get him to relent. He released his hold on his feet and extended his right boot to me whilst I grinned in triumph and took it off, replacing it with his grey one.

I should have known that he’d get Niall to form a protest with him when I saw the pictures of them both standing in their socks. Their broken foot boots nowhere to be seen.

Idiots.

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 1 year

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shattered glass masterlist

hey guys! so i've been getting a lot of asks on my shattered glass series for stuff i've already covered, so this is just a lil table of contents of all the posts ive done! i'm totally still open to asks but please read this before u send one in so i don't get so many repeats :)

The DJD

SG!Thoughts

Bumblebee/Goldbug

Optimus (+ Timeline)

Prowl

Lost Light

Sentinel Prime

Shockwave

Getaway

The Colony worlds

Chromedome

Starbee

the tag for all of these is hbsg, so you can find them there too!

**disclaimer below the cut

this is NOT a story i have all planned out. i make these up when i get asks ON THE FLY! for this reason, details and plot points are subject to change! if there are contradictions, just assume that whatever is the newest addition is true. i will probably at some point in the future, combine these into a cohesive story, and have one big doc w all the details so it's consistent. if ur reading this... that day is not today. that is a big project and i am lazy.

#thank u everyone who has sent in ideas!#yall are the only reason i have run w this universe so much #the support has meant a lot!#hbrambles #hbdrabbles #mtmte #tf shattered glass #shattered glass #umm i might be missing a post or two #so lemme know if i am #hbsg

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 1 year

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SG CDRW?

So in my SG! universe, Prowl is a lot more socially intelligent and more adapt at manipulating people- I think, for these reasons, Chromedome and him never would have had a falling out. Prowl would have kept Chromedome right underneath his thumb throughout the entire war, a perfect willing mnemnosurgeon for whatever purposes he needs to serve.

I would even go so far to say this: Prowl, of course, wants only good things for Chromedome. Chromedome is his friend! But what's best for Chromedome is winning the war. And that can't happen if he's distracted, fawning over a new conjunx... Prowl needs him sharp, and focused.

So if something, perhaps, were to happen to his conjunx... and furthermore, if Chromedome then was so grief stricken that he couldn't properly work- Well, it's Prowl's duty to look out for him. Maybe nudge him in a better direction, subtly (oh so subtly) remind Chromedome of the power he holds, literally, at his fingertips. The power to just make that pain disappear, like it was never even there...

But Chromedome is smart. Really fucking smart, actually. You can't make it as a mnemosurgeon if you're not.

And things start to add up. Weird gaps in his memories, little comments from people he doesn't understand, a picture of him and a stranger embracing, smiling, happy-

He can't quite figure it out. But he knows this: something is wrong. Something is very wrong, and the war might be over now, and Prowl might smile and nod and say all the right things, and he might even be the oldest friend Chromedome has ever had! But it's not enough anymore. It's not enough, because when Prowl looks at Rewind there is something in his eyes that scares Chromedome like you wouldn't believe.

When Prowl tells him about Overlord stuck to the bottom of the Lost Light, when he instructs Chromedome to go, and manage the situation on site- Chromedome says yes. Unflinchingly. Of course he does. It's Prowl, he doesn't say no to Prowl.

But as the Lost Light launches out into space, a little voice in the back of his mind sighs a breath of relief. He pulls Rewind, newly conjunxed, a little closer to him, and tracks the distance from home. The gap widens, and widens, and Chromedome is thankful for it.

Thankful, and pretending that he doesn't still feel Prowl's eyes boring into him from across space and time.

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 1 year

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So, if SG Prowl is basically Starscream, wouldn't that make Skids and Getaway, Skywarp and Thundercracker?

Hmm... I think that as far as just mirroring the placement of characters, it works- but their dynamic is very, very different.

Basic overview on how I see their characters- Prowl is the mastermind behind their operations. SG! turns the moral ambiguity and manipulation tactics of his character up to the max. He's the Machiavellian monster pulling the strings behind the scenes

...More so than usual, that is.

Meanwhile, with Skids and Getaway, it's similar to their Lost Light dynamics. Skids is the grunt- not to say that he isn't intelligent, because he absolutely is! But he doesn't question Prowl, or the Autobot regime at all. He does what he's told, and he does it well.

And then Getaway. He's, for a lack of a better word, the mole. The Decepticon sympathizer. The traitor, working right under Prowl's nose.

See, the whole point of their trio is a game of cat and mouse. It's a psychological thriller, as Getaway tries to smuggle as much information to the Cons as possible without getting himself killed; or, knowing Prowl, much, much worse.

Does Prowl know Getaway's a mole? Hell, does Skids? Is he being watched, is he being fed false information? Is Getaway's entire operation just another cog in Prowl's big machine? Every god damn thought Getaway has; for all he knows it's been filed, saved, and documented 10 solar cycles before he's even thought it. That's Prowl for you.

These are all valid questions. These are all very valid questions that Getaway would very much like to have answered. Unfortunately, they won't be.

Not until he's dead or free.

Getaway's in too deep, and the name of the game is Paranoia.

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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More SG! thoughts

Personally, for me, the most important part of an entertaining and interesting Shattered Glass narrative is that it’s not a direct reversal of canon- just an alternate path. By reducing it down to “good guys bad and bad guys good” you take all the nuance out of the actual conflict. and that's BORING.

So, what I think you need to do is take the canon beginning, and then, from that, set up forks in the narrative where your characters make decisions that are still plausible choices for their original personalities, BUT lead them to completely different places. Like, instead of “HE'S EVIL NOW”, it’s “our canon character has inherent flaws and strengths in their personality. and while in this universe, those traits lead them to THIS side, it’s also those traits that in another universe, would have led them to the other side instead.”

And obviously, where they end up at the end of their character arcs should be completely different from canon- otherwise it wouldn’t be shattered glass! But what’s important is that where they start from is exactly the same.

Because, I think the whole point of a shattered glass AU shouldn’t just be a “what if” scenario. That’s wasted potential! What it should be is a reminder- that yes, these people are heros. But they are only on the good side because they CHOSE to be. Morality isn’t an inherent or hereditary trait- it's a disipline that you have to commit to every day. And our so-called “heros” could just have easily become villains if they wanted. It’s to remind us that anyone can be a good person- but just as easily, anyone can become a monster.

(this was my biggest problem with the idw shattered glass series (the one that focused on starscream) the villians really just felt too one note. and that's kinda what inspired this rant. but anyways.)

I think the best example of this would be Megatron and Optimus falling out.

In original canon, Optimus is fundamentally opposed to the Decepticon cause because he can’t support their methods. He believes that while their anti-functionalist ideology is correct, the lengths they are willing to go to achieve their worldview ultimately does more harm than good.

However, that pisses Megatron off because he views it as Optimus choosing to support the autocratic dogma that is oppressing the people- choosing order over freedom (ironically). I think the core ideology of his (earlier) beliefs is that to achieve true equality, their society must be completely torn down and built anew. (Which I mean- fair.) So anyone who defends the good parts of their society is also allowing the bad parts to continue.

For the Shattered Glass canon, this interpretation is what I would really focus on. The autobots being cold, and emotionless. They value rules over people. (lawful evil anyone?) I’m not sure if I would maintain functionalism underneath them- but I would definitely keep severe classism. In an autobot society, everything is buried under layers and layers of bureaucracy, in a way that keeps the poor poor, and the autobots in power.

I think I’d also want to play into the matrix being a corrupting force, rather than a holy one. Religious indoctrination would be a big part of the autobot regime for sure- and that’s where I would see Optimus coming into complete control. Normally I don’t love evil artifacts (because I feel like they’re a copout for meaningful character development) but I think it’s the most plausible way Optimus could go from where he is at the start of canon to a full on dictator warlord.

Meanwhile, Megatron continues his campaign of anti-functionalism. However, instead of turning to a more Machiavellian way of achieving victory, he believes that the only way to overcome oppression would be to protect the ones most affected by it. I think that “people don’t deserve what they can’t take by force” is a big part of canon Megatron’s ideology (rather, because the labor classes are physically more powerful than the upper class nobles, they deserve to be in control). However, in SG!, I think because Megatron knows what it’s like to be at the bottom of society, he would refuse to allow anyone else to be treated the same way (Tying into the “protect the weak” dogma of the canon autobots)

So. In summary. Seeing your favorite little guys all switched up is super fun. But LITERARY ANALYSIS is even MORE fun.

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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What about SG IDW Shockwave?

Okay. Okay. Stay with me here. What if when he got shadow played, the senate was like... subtle about it. They didn't totally erase his personality- they just ingrained him with slave coding. Nobody even realizes it. So Shockwave keeps his face, and his outward personality, but secretly serves as an unwilling functionalist spy. And then, after the senate massacre, his coding like, flips its shit cause it no longer has orders to follow. Shockwave in canon is all about logic, right? But SG! Shockwave is, well. A tad unhinged. He acts according to impulse. He's still himself, at some level. He's still a decepticon, and he's still an inventor, and he still cares about people! He's just much less... reliable than he was pre-shadow play, or even in canon. Think Wheeljack, if he was 10 times less sane. And 10 times more explody, if you can imagine. So, TDLR, less human experimentation and war crimes, and more... Junkrat from Overwatch, if that comparison is helpful at all.

I mean, the flip side would be to make it so he never gets shadowplayed at all. He basically gets shattered glassified in canon anyways, so just taking that out of the equation would be a neat enough fix. Kinda boring though.

#i dunno how rock solid this one is #but i wanted to get it done before i forgot about it #my ask box is kinda where ideas go to die rn :(((((#hbrambles #hbdrabbles #tf shattered glass #maccadams #transformers #thank u for the ask anon!!!#love u <3 #hbsg

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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okay so concept idea

what if cybertronians don't usually have metal outer armor and that's just something they adopted during the war (or even a few centuries leading up to the war in laborer classes)

everyone (who can afford it) uses intricate carved porcelain-like panels. they're super brittle, but GORGEOUS. like they're traced with gold leafing and bright colors- it's basically just saying "look at me im so pretty and rich that i don't even have to worry about protecting myself with armor"

anyways after the war everyone gradually starts to transition back to the plating, and what used to be a symbol of classicist economic superiority now becomes a symbol of their prosperity. everyone is safe. everyone is taken care of. everyone can afford to shed their wartime armor and don the uniform of a tranquil, thriving, equal society. cybertron is at peace and goddamn is it shiny.

world building aside this is really just an excuse for me to throw away canon and see everyone all glammed up >:)

#this would be such a cool device for character development too #who changes their armor and who can't bear to let it go #artists..... nudge nudge #I would draw it myself but alas #I have no artistic skill #transformers #mtmte #maccadams #hbrambles #hbdrabbles

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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Tell us the SG LL ideas

OKAY! SO!

Shattered Glass Lost Light. Here's what I'm thinking.

First of all, it's Megatron's ship. After the war, he'd want to leave Cybertron (just like Optimus did in canon.) Cybertron is already divided enough without the faction leaders around polarizing people, and he figures staying would only make it harder for the Autobots to assimilate into society. (Mentioned here)

But he loves his people, and he's not about to give up on them because the war is over. So! He starts a postwar unity initiative in the form of.... bababanah!!! The Lost Light!

Their official mission is to find and contact all the colony worlds of civilians sent away at the beginning of the war. (Mentioned here) Their unofficial mission is to serve as an example of (ex) Decepticons and (ex) Autobots working together. A beacon of hope for a new age!

(And also, if they just so happen to find the Knights of Cybertron, gosh, that would sure be a great way to try all those war criminals they have!)

(Megatron keeps that in mind)

It... only kind of works out.

See, the current leader of Cybertron just so happens to be our main man Prowl. (Mentioned here). And he most definitely is not excited about this. For one thing, a divided populous is an easily controlled populous. Paranoia is power. And while he does want what's good for Cybertron, he's not about to make things harder for himself. So he'll be having no symbols of unity or peace, thank you very much.

And for another, he doesn't want anything to happen that's going to paint Megatron in a favorable light. Megatron, who is currently the biggest challenger to his right to rule. (A right in which Megatron has no interest in- but better safe than sorry.)

On the other hand, of course, sending Megatron out into the dark reaches of space for years on end is certainly an appealing idea.

With this in mind, Prowl does three things.

The first being to compose a crew list filled with the biggest failures, write offs, crazies, criminals and crackpots in Autobot history. Megatron is a great leader but... well, a Commander is only as strong as his weakest subordinate.

The second being to attach a certain infamous Decepticon to the bottom. One that is holding a rather violent grudge towards Megatron. One that's supposed to be in prison. One that is one of the strongest megalomaniacs in the decepticon repertoire, who will definitely be causing some problems later.

And the third, to demand an Autobot addition to the command of the ship.

Rodimus Prime, who is under strict instructions to make the mission as big of a failure as physically possible.

(The fact that Rodimus is heir to the Primacy, and therefore the heir to Optimus is not a small part of his decision. The more threats to his crown off Cybtertron, the better. Or as the humans would put it, two birds with one stone.)

At launch, the ship's command looks like this:

Megatron, Captain.

Rodimus, Second in Command (Contested Co-Captain)

Drift, Third in Command (Previously Deadlock, an Autobot combatant. Now, loyal to Megatron)

And Ultra Magnus, (who has no idea what Prowl is planning. He just needs a job now that the war is over.) Ship Enforcer.

Prowl sends the ship off with a smile and a wave- He's confident in Rodimus, and if all else fails, Overlord should work as a fine backup.

My thought process writing this was definitely inspired by the Scavengers- because what I really love about the Lost Light is the found family aspect, and you kind of can't enjoy that as much if everyone is just an asshole (more so than already). So, I just wanted to take everyone's character, and shift it slightly to the left, and then change the outside circumstances and then BINGO! You've got a shattered glass.

The main point here is not to be an evil LL. The Lost Light goes through most of the same major story beats, and the end point is the same. But by taking the negative character traits of the Autobots, and turning them up to 100%, we make that same end so much more impactful. (For example, Rodimus's screw ups being just as bad, but purposeful! Spicy.) Less evil, more.... angsty.

(I think that's just my tagline for SG! at this point.)

Anyways! So that's that. I might expand upon some individual character's changes later on. But for now, the rest is up to your imagination :)

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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Shattered Glass IDW Idea: Prowl would sort-of take on regular universe Starscream's role on post-war Cybertron. He is actually happy SG Optimus is not in the picture anymore because now someone logical, with true vision, and no pointless vendetta can perhaps lead Cybertron to a "better tomorrow". SG Prowl would be way more of a smooth-talking, polite, and secretly fake friendly then regular Prowl.

For sure. I don't think Optimus or Goldbug would be allowed NEAR society after the war, much less be allowed to control it. (That is, if they're still alive.) And I think Decepticon high command is probably a little too soft hearted to properly manage a bunch of traumatized ex soldiers all shoved up with their lifelong enemies. (It takes a firm hand.) Except Soundwave, maybe, but I think he's probably gonna be a little tired of taking care of people. (After, you know, being the Mom of an entire army for like 4 million years). So Prowl is kind of the best and only option.

Also, I think that while Prowl was just as cutthroat as he was in canon, (probably definitely more), I think he would have a much better reputation. For one, because the Autobots would've had no problem with his moral ambiguity. And for another, I think you're right by saying he's much better with people. The Autobots are nothing if not fake nice, that's for sure, and there's no way you could get up to high command without knowing how to manipulate someone. Prowl has all the knowledge and tactics of his canon self, as well as the social skills to execute them without... you know, making everyone hate him.

#honestly good for prowl #i definitely think he would end up in charge #how well he would do?#ehhh that im less sure about #i could see it going either way #i think prowl is one of the characters that would end up changing the least between canon and sg #because he's already so morally grey #i mean the opposite of black is white but what's the opposite of grey?#more grey????#prowl would just be a little less...... prowl #sg!prowl #shattered glass #transformers #idw transformers #maccadams #hbrambles #hbanswers #hbdrabbles #hbsg

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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So many questions on how shattered glass sentinel prime would be. On one hand, some media portray him as a good guy, but dead. But in the other hand, I like the interpretations where he’s a jerk or fully evil. I just really like arty hobbitses interpretation of sentinel as this narcissist who mentored Optimus and saw him as a perfect son.

Would he even be alive in your interpretation?

Does he have a legacy of being a patriotic savior who’s actually a slaver/mass killer?

Okay so here's what I'm thinking.

The structure of prewar Cybertron would be kinda similar to the American government, as in they have the Senate and the Prime.

The Prime is SUPPOSED to be chosen by the matrix, but in reality, the Senate has been choosing Primes for as long as they've been in power.

Cause, the Prime is about the only person who can call them out on their BS, and they don't want that.

So, by controlling the Prime, not only do they give themselves complete executive power, but they also gain the social backing of what is basically divine right. So, if you want to be Prime, you either need to be very cowardly, or very stupid. Or both

Sentinel Prime, however, is neither. He's plenty cunning, and he's not afraid of doing whatever it takes to achieve his goals. As a highborn noble, he's been groomed since birth to become Prime. He knows exactly what the Senate wants to see, and he has no problem showing it to them.

Beneath the Primely surface however, he isn't too keen on the figurehead nature of his position, so he starts to sow the seeds of dissent against the Senate. Perhaps by funding a certain anti-functionalist rebel group? (Not to say that he plans on supporting them long term. They're far too egalitarian for his tastes. But, once the Senate has been... eliminated, what better way to assure the populous of his supreme power than annihilating a dangerous terrorist organization? It's a win two fold!) All anonymously, of course. Like I said, he's smart. He covers his tracks well.

But not well enough.

And when the Senate catches wind of his plan to usurp them, well.

He's been Prime for quite long enough.

So they kill him. Plain and simple. And wouldn't you know it, there just so happens to be an easily manipulated, wided eyed traditionalist sat on the right hand side of the Deception's leader. Destabilizing rebel forces, as well as eliminating traitors? (More on that plot here)

....It's a win two fold.

I don't think Sentinel would ever have a chance to one on one interact with Optimus, since he goes from middle class enforcer to Decepticon leader pretty fast. But, Optimus is definitely enamored with him. Major hero worship. It's one of the main points of contension between him and Megatron, who can see the Primacy for the absolutist autocracy that it is. I love love love that evil dad headcanon of him, but I just don't think I could fit it in with the circumstances of the AU already.

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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headcannon. what mtmte bots would give out for halloween.

Magnus- u know he gives out toothbrushes and apples. do i even need to say it.

Rodimus- he gives out like. monsters and weed. because he has no concept of how children work. a kid comes to the door and hes like uhhh..... do u want.... aaaa.... beer? and drift is just in the corner like THEYRE FUCKING FIVE

Ratchet- does not give out candy. r u even kidding me this man has NO patience for ankle biters. he going to be inside relaxing and he aint answering the door for NO bitch. he watches a movie and is in bed by 8.

Swerve- he answers the door holding a bowl, and then just never hands any candy over. he starts talking to the kids and NEVER shuts up. and eventually they just give up and leave. people think its cause hes chatty but its actually just because the bowl is empty.

he forgot to buy candy and feels too bad to not answer the door.

Megatron- also does not answer the door.

Brainstorm- my boy hands out toys. definitely makes them himself. and they definitely get confiscated by the parents 0.2 seconds later because they are guns. he is arming the children and he is not going to stop.

Rung- the only bot who actually gives the kids candy lol. king sized Hershey bars. what a sweetie.

Whirl- he's too busy scaring the shit out of the kids to give them candy. he just COVERS himself in blood (energon?) and CHASES them. he is cackling. the parents are concerned.

Tailgate- he buys a SHIT ton of candy... and then immediately gives it away to the first like 5 kids. THEYRE JUST SO CUTE he cant help it. cyclonus has to be the one to tell the rest that theres no candy because tailgate just feels so bad about it.

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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mtmte crew headcannons that are just a LITTLE bit too human to make sense

rodimus vapes. he DEFINITELY vapes and he only does it to annoy magnus. obnoxious flavors only. if it wouldn’t give you diabetes from eating it hes not gonna smoke it. out here with some blue raspberry sugar hurricane pineapple apple berry twist. he only does it on the bridge and he only does it directly into magnus’s face.

who HATES IT.

also, rodimus is so painfully an ipad kid. when magnus cant handle him anymore he just like… hands him a datapad with flappybird and goes to lie down for a bit. rodimus has no idea what hes doing and just gets SO into it. its the only time he gets quiet for more than 20 minutes

drift does weed. and also collects crystals. he would be an astrology bitch SO HARD.

i like to think that when he first started crushing on ratchet

ratchet got a text that was like… “hey what time and date were you sparked”

“no reason i just was wondering haha lol”

meanwhile hes crouched in his room over a bunch of scattered compatibility charts, raccon eyes glowing in the dark like a feral maniac

whirl makes it his personal duty to annoy magnus as much as possible

when i say this man is DEDICATED.

he has the ship record for most write ups by mags and he will be KEEPING that record

his favorite thing to rearrange the letters on the nametag on the door of mags office

its the closest thing they have to a ship newspaper

because that thing is updated DAILY

at some point, he stops rearranging the letters and just starts putting new ones

nobody knows where he gets them, but since mags keeps throwing them out, he must have a FUCK TON

theres just a room somewhere filled to the brim with them

one time rodimus tries to do it

and whirl is in the hallway while he does

and he fucking stares at him. s t a r e s. and he doesnt say anything

but rodimus never ever tries again

#this is such a shitpost im sorry #i was CACKLING as i was writing this #its so funny to me #also also on the drift weed thing #i didnt have time to write it but just imsgining ratchet trying to deal with a high drift makes me laugh so hard #and ik he is like. clean after the whole other drugs (syk??) things but this is FUNNIER goddam it let me have this #anyways #mtmte #maccadams #lost light #rodimus prime #drift #ratchet #ultra magnus #headcanon #shitpost #hbdrabbles

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ijusthavesomanyblorbos · 2 years

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i love the lost light <3

we have:

- nesting doll (in the centar is an inferiority complex)

- the love child of a frat boy and an ipad kid

- high astrology girl

- get off my lawn (TM)

- robot satan

- marty mcfly (also hiding an inferiority complex)

- robot pokemon

- danny devito (lite)

- “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars-”

- god.

- robot bill cipher

- depressed camera

- microscope with a gun

- neurosurgeon (with anxiety)

- quantum mechanic (....with anxiety)

- gatekeep gaslight girlboss

- sherlock holmes

- dory

- and one (1) dog (cat?) animal.

#i couldve done so many more of these #10 points to anyone who can actually list all of these #im not gonna tag any of them #cause that would make it too easy #i might delete this post later.... its kinda not that funny BUT #i spent like all day thinking about it so no regrets #anyways #mtmte #lost light #lost light/mtmte #transformers #also this list is preeeeetty much just a combination of all my prev headcannnon posts #whoops #oh well #hbdrabbles #hbrambles

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emstyles94x · 9 years

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Is there a Drabble where Hallie sext? I would really like to read that!!

Well dear anon, there wasn’t a Hallie sext drabble, but now there is. Please enjoy!

When Harry was on tour I missed him like crazy, especially when I couldn’t be with him. In fact, it was days when certain things happened I wished I could be with him most, for example, at my last rehab appointment just yesterday, I’d been given the all clear to carry on at home. No more monthly appointments, and then today, their Belfast show had been cancelled. I knew he’d be disappointed and looking for comfort.

Are you ok? xx

Disappointed, but there was no way Liam could go on and there was no way we could have gone on without him. It was all of us or none of us. .xx

I understand. Is Liam alright? xx

He will be. What are you doing now? .xx

I’m in bed, watching a film. Missing you xx

Miss you too, in more ways than one ;) .xx

As I stared down at my phone, I felt my cheeks heat. I knew exactly what he was implying because I felt exactly the same way. We’d only been having sex for a couple of weeks, but once we started it was almost like we craved each other every minute of every day. Now that I had to go without, I found myself fidgeting more often and just wanting to talk to him and see his face. It was a niggling itch that I couldn’t really scratch, not even during my private time.

Me too :( Wish you were here. xx

And what would we be doing if I was there right now? .xx

You’d be lying in bed with me xx

And? .xx

I knew where he was trying to lead the conversation and the idea made me squirm. Before I could respond, another text buzzed in.

Would I be naked? .xx

Yes xx

Would you? .xx

And without an ounce of hesitation - which surprised me - I texted back, Yes xx

Tell me what you’d want me to do to you .xx

I couldn’t even think straight. The fact we were even attempting to sext had me a blushing mess and I had no idea what to say back. I didn’t want to sound lame and just tell him I wanted him to kiss me, but I couldn’t think of anything even vaguely sexy to send back.

But almost like he could sense my hesitation, Harry texted again.

Just be honest, Callie. Don’t overthink it .xx

So I didn’t overthink it. I just went with my gut and hoped Harry wouldn’t cringe with second hand embarrassment when he read it.

I’d want you to kiss me. Starting at my neck and all the way down my body. xx

Would you let me mark you? Leave bite marks on your thighs and hips where no one would know but us? .xx

He’d never marked me intentionally before, but the thought was ridiculously hot.

Yes, but only as long as I could return the favour xx

And where would you mark me? .xx

Your hips xx I sent without a second thought, and then, Right above your heart too, because it’s mine, isn’t it? xx

Yours. Completely yours. .xx

His reply sent a sharp zip of arousal through my system, a sudden wave of confidence flowing through my veins.

Would you ride me, so I could see your beautiful body above me, taking what you wanted? .xx

I would. And I’d pull your hair just to hear that groan I love xx

The conversation halted for a full minute whilst by blood thrummed in my veins. I thought I’d done something wrong, but then, before I could ask, Harry texted, Fuck, I need to call you now. I’m FaceTiming you. Please pick up and let’s continue .xx

I chuckled to myself but my heart was beating hard in anticipation. And seconds later when my phone vibrated with an incoming call, I didn’t hesitate to pick up.

#hbdrabbles #hallie #hs #fic #writing #heartbeat

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emstyles94x · 9 years

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Can you do number 17? :)

17.“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

I hated rollercoasters. Always had and always will. I’d go on them, but it was very rare that I’d enjoy myself.

But of course, Callie had a way of guilt-tripping me into going on every single ride. Even the ones that when upside down and too high for me to be comfortable with. She’d fluttered her lashes at me, even used Lux as an excuse and I caved and climbed into a taxi to take us one hour away from where we were staying in Barcelona to the Port Aventura theme park.

I wanted to use Lux as my excuse to stay off this massive white contraption that had a name I couldn’t pronounce and a drop that was too big for me to stomach. But naturally, Lou chose that time to be hungry and said she’d stay with Lux while I went on with Callie. Words couldn’t explain how much I wanted to strangle her.

“It’ll be fine, Harry.” Callie assured me but she couldn’t hold in her laughter. “Look, they even video you screaming like a girl.”

I scowled at her, tickling her sides in retaliation. I couldn’t really keep the expression when she cuddled into me in apology, so I kissed the top of her head and moved us both forward in line. The line luckily wasn’t so long, so we were taking our seats and I was already despising every second.

“I won’t tell anyone you were scared, Harry.” Callie said, still teasing me.

“You’re alright teasing me now, just wait until we get back to the hotel.”

Callie’s cheeks flushed pink and I counted that as a victory. The ride shuddered into motion and I gripped on tight to the restraint. I was pretty sure I could hear Callie giggling next to me, but I couldn’t properly make it out over the blood pounding in my ears.

I managed to reign in any screaming through the first part, closing my eyes against the rushing of the breeze until the ride slowed. When I opened my eyes, I saw we were at the foot of the massive slope, and we slowly began to climb it. My heartbeat was already racing, but the the ride stopped halfway up and my pulse skyrocketed.

“Why’s it stopped?” I asked nervously, turning to Callie.

Callie shrugged in her seat, listening out for any announcements. The first set was in Spanish and though I could make out a couple of words, it was enough to put together what was going on. And then came the English version.

“Technical difficulties? Really?! How reassuring!”

“Looks like we’ll we trapped for a while…” Callie said, enjoying every moment of tormenting me.

“I really don’t like you right now.”

“Love you, too, Tigger.” she giggled.

#harry #callie #hallie #hbdrabbles #heartbeat #Anonymous

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