#he aint telling anyone

[ghostbsuter]

"Excuse me?" Jazz's voice echoes in the meeting room in space. She gains the attention of the heroes immediately and sees them tensing up in at her appearance.

Behind her, he swirling green portal is open, waiting for her to return.

A blond, coat wearing man, curses upon seeing her and gives a half bow. "Princess Jasmine," he speaks up, eye twitching.

"What brings you here?"

At the greeting and reveal of her title, few others fall into bows, the lady at the head of the table, wonder woman?, gives her a smile.

Her eyes pin the green skinned man to his seat, who in return tilts his head at her.

"My brothers birthday is soon," she focuses on the man again. "I'm simply here for a present."

The man tenses, another curse slipping. "Ah– king phantom, right? I wasn't aware his birthday would be so soon."

Jazz ignores him, calmly walking to the Martian and placing a picture of Mars before him.

"The tales of your people have brought much interest to my brother. He became a big fan." She tells, sharing her intentions at his light poking.

"I ask for a signature, it would make his day."

Martian Manhunter, alien hero, and once upon a time, a father even smiles. He's delighted yet feeling a deep-rooted sadness. The tales of his people continue to spread in the afterlife, it seems.

Jazz leaves quickly after, not before giving Diana a number, they are cousins after all.

Danny will love her present.

#dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #Jazz is the best sister #she literally walks into space like she owns it #(she might not but her brother sure does) #martian manhunter is so /pos #he later asks diana to ask the king if his wife is there too #with their kids #he also gets a copy of the mars pic #jazz isnt a monster #and if he gets imgredients only found on mars after this #he aint telling anyone

[witchspeka]

I dont think Mob is naive as much as he's socially unaware, like the reason why he trusts Reigen so blindly is a bit more complex than just him being naive

Cause Mob reached out to Reigen because he was desperate to find someone like him, someone who understood his psychic specific issues, someone that could truly know what he's feeling and going through and give him guidance and support

Post incident Mob's thinking process was something along the lines of my powers hurt people -> my powers are bad -> my powers (my emotions, my instincts, myself) cannot be trusted

So he lost all confidence and trust in his own actions, resigning to being as passive as possible to avoid any further damage to anyone else, thus he started doubting his own perception of reality too

He's a kid already struggling with being ostracised for being socially inept, who just got traumatised and all of his insecurity increased by the tenfold, he doesn't know how to process what he's going through. He needs help.

And here comes Reigen, seemingly reliable, a responsible adult in a child's eyes, someone who claims he can understand him

Even tho Reigen doesnt. But it doesn't matter, because Mob finds comfort in his words and takes them to heart

Even if Reigen doesn't fully get it, even if he doesn't see the bigger picture, even if his advice isn't always the best

Eventually, Mob grows up, realises Reigen isn't as honest as he seemed through his 11 year old perspective, but like most things, he refuses to acknowledge it on a deeper level

Mob knows, but never tells Reigen, never thinks about what all those lies mean to him (ofc until he forces himself to face those doubts regarding Reigen, to properly acknowledge both of their flaws and accept them as they are, I should scream into the void about Confession Arc more God)

Due to his lack of trust in himself, Mob has relied on Reigen for years now to shape his moral compass, his thoughts, his decisions

Because well, Reigen lies, sure, but he isnt a bad person. When he hurts Mob, it isn't intentional or with ill intent, he still wants the best for him, what's the issue?

Except that it stunts Mob's growth. He doesn't develop as a person, doesn't have goals or wishes or ambitions, can't make choices on his own, he doesn't even let himself acknowledge his own emotions, he refuses to let himself exist

But Mob realises in time that he wants more than that, he wants to become better and be independent and feel again

Still, he puts the acknowledgement of the lies on hold for as long as he can, unwilling to question the way things are

This can make him feel a little naive, he constantly relies on Reigen and trusts his decisions and raises questions rarely until separation arc when he finally puts his foot down

And I do think that moment is the most resounding proof we have that Mob knows and allows himself to be used by Reigen, not wanting to shake the status quo, until he gets fed up

I mentioned the social ineptitude at the beggining but idk if I should even elaborate on that, you've watched the show, you know what I mean

He's blunt and can't read social cues or tonality that well and can't speak in front of crowds and is overall pretty awkward and I do think some people conflate that with naivety

Mob is still a child, he doesnt fully understand how the world works at the ripe age of 14 years old, but some folks take that as him being inherently naive/innocent/whatever which I don't find true

#ppl do a similar thing with seri but for different reasons but i do think in his case its worse cause thats a whole ass adult #anyway. i dont think im saying anything new i just wanted to ramble <3 #i missed mobposting what can i say #ik i saw somebody talk about this in a more eloquent way but i doubt i could find the post cause i dont think i rbed it so rip #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #kageyama shigeo #that ova needs to come out already im going insane #cine te a intrebat #also hope i didnt come off as too negative towards reigen or smth #but like. my favourite part of confession is him saying (i didnt know!) LIKE YEAH. U DIDNT. LMAO. #ppl treat him as a bit too reliable sometimes and dont give him a lot of room to grow like Reigen isnt even 30 yet!! he aint that old!! #he still needs to get HIS own shit tgt before giving out advice just saying. also he totally doesnt understand mob fully. how can he?? #he never mentions the incident with ritsu and considering mobs inclination of never telling anyone anything unless prompted #i doubt he knows... like reigen genuinely doesnt know the extent of mobs trauma!! when he said I Didnt Know he meant that shit!!!!!! #which is like. fine. cause to me whats important is how he always wants to protect mob and support him and help him #even if he doesnt always know how. even if advice backfires. hes always there and hes always trying and hes just as human and flawed as mob #himself #ig what im getting at is just that im bothered by the Flavour of reliable adult fandom is giving him. hes a lil pathetic and #fucks up sometimes and thats fiiiiiine. i feel like i talked shit about reigen but i do think hes a good guy and IS reliable just not in the #gives great advice way. but in the Knows How To Talk And Bullshit His Way Through Everything and Has Genuinely Good Intentions (usually) #and will throw away all of his self preservation if the situation requires him to. his advice is good but can be vague idk ONE rlly managed #to balance his pathetic side with his helpful reliable side and i dont think i articulated it the best way but like.... hes simultaneously #pathetic and sad but also the most sane and reliable adult in this show. rant over see u next time byeeee

[tiny-huts]

Whenever people talk about Wyll being boring know that I am mentally killing you in my mind

#bg3 #wyll #he aint boring #hes got daddy issues out of the ass #he coulsnt even tell anyone about his pact!! #his hero persona is built on a devil pact!!! #his father rejected him!! #he makes funny little jokes!!! #he is so sweet to thr dark urge

[brobotsbro]

post tfp movie where the Autobots are trying to rebuild Cybertron when some new bullshit arises they need to beat and then, unexpectedly, Megatron shows up from wherever he fucked off to at the end of the film and starts like, helping them out but he's like SUPER obviously begrudging about it and they're like.

Autobots: Why are you doing this. Why the fuck do you care.

Megatron: I am being haunted.

Autobots: ....by ..your sins....??

Megatron, through gritted teeth: no.

Ghost Optimus, who has recently graduated from Annoying Talking Ghost to Annoying Rock Throwing Ghost:

#i just personally love the idea of ghost optimus bullying megatron into cleaning up the mess he helped make #I AINT GET NO PEACE CAUSE OF Y'ALL. YALL NOT GONNA GET NO PEACE CAUSE OF ME. #also judging by the tv show i have also not watched where op is actually a ghost. bumblebee can see ghosts #so im also imagining everyone being like ok megatron has finally cracked his crock but hes not like attacking us so we will accept his help #albeit with one eye open and never turning their backs #except then bee gets back from Wherever he was for plot reasons and is like. #should i tell anyone hes telling the truth or let him suffer #optimus to bee: let him suffer

[soyeonsbabygirl]

Me after making one of the straightest songs into a wlw fanfic ✌️😜

#soyeonsbabygirltalks #gidle #twice #it’s never lose me by Flo Mili #for anyone wondering #He??? more like She #SHE SPEED IN THE WRAITH WHILE HER HAND ON MY COOCHIE! #WHEN WE FUCKING IT FEEL LIKE A MOVIE #TELL ME YOU AINT NEVER WANNA LOSE ME!

[todayisafridaynight]

Didn’t Ichiban help Nancy get her girlfriend?… Ichiban the wing man 😂

you know damn well there be girls out there running to their single friends for relationship advice this the same thing. but with crustaceans.

#snap chats #he aint a player but he got the guidebook yk what i mean #HOW i dont know but it works out every time so it seems #can anyone even explain that phenomena. ig people Willingly Not in relationships are like. idk. #but we know what i mean ..... my source is Me Thats All My Childhood Bestie Would Fuckin Do Bout Her BoyfriendS #girl im a single pringle leave me ALONE but you should listen to me #and then when i tell her what she should do she says Mmmm No <3 and then the fuckin Bad Thing i said would happen Happens #like wow maybe you shouldve listened to me. stupid ass #anyways.

[metalempire]

as much as i wish they'd stop doing sequels/continuations of digimon adventure and actually give other parts of the franchise the same treatment instead because it's sorely neglected, i am deeply afraid for what they'd do to tamers

#tamers being my favourite is not news to anyone of course #but as much as i'd love to see them do a follow up after runaway locomon im almost fine with it ending there #mostly so they don't ruin it #but also because the incident with konanka proved he aint the writer he used to be #and would just shoehorn in his political whining bullshit abt cancel culture or some shit instead of telling a good story #and really what made tamers so good was actually the returning staff from 02 retrying their old ideas with a much better execution this tim #and i doubt those same guys are all still there #just sucked ghost game wasn't very good since im always looking forward to their newer original stuff instead #mostly because i feel its better to try new things and grow than wallow in nostalgia again and again

[faerociousbeast]

fact. you will never fully know sasuke or kakashi and a bunch of others until youre done shippuden. and even then most people dont get sasuke. unfortunately youre gonna have to wait a bit

#HEAVY on sasuke #his 12 y/o self you aint seen nothing yet #you HAVE to wait until after vote2 #luckily nothing happened after vote2! beautiful #kakashi is here bc he literally refuses to tell anyone anything and we only learn shit when its literally forced in his face fjsjhfje #AND EVEN THEN HE DOES *NOT* EXPLAIN ANYTHING OUT LOUD TO THE OTHER CHARACTERS. #we the viewers get flashbacks 😭

[arundolyn]

ngl i sometimes forget cishet nerdbros exist and are the only ones who like kenny pretty much, like to the point of nigh worship, which is like On Brand. these bitches like genuinely try to make him some kind of christ figure almost as if he doesnt fucking suck terribly and is mediocre and iirc its never even CONFIRMED confirmed he ever did the one good merciful act that he ever SEEMED to and put him in We Don’t Know If He Died limbo. and its very funny also how they hate anyone who rightfully calls kenny out on being an ass and say theyre weak cowards (BEN. BEN. BEN.) or evil and lying (JANE! WHO WAS FUCKING CORRECT ALWAYS! YOU HATE HER CAUSE SHES RIGHT). anyone who killed jane over kenny is wrong and a coward and he dies anyway so die mad.

admittedly there is SOME nuance and depth to kenny’s character for sure. but these people are just straight up making shit up completely all the time. cope and seethe die mad etc etc your cool white guy died. boo hoo. which is really funny these were probably the same bitches crying when vasco wasnt playable anymore in indivisible and replaced by a cooler black man and genuinely got big baby mad when there was not a playable white man anymore. that happened

#crow.txt #yes the game is about making choices But there are wrong choices (picking kenny over literally anyone else for anything ever) #IDK HE SUCKS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO JUSTFIY IT! HE SUCKS IN S2! DIE MAD IDC! #idk idc i dont give a god damn kenny aint shit and never was. kenny fans are the signora mains of twdg #twdgposting #jane also dies anyway to be fair but i mean at least it wasnt as insane and gruesome i suppose? for her at least? #and its sadder imo. whatever whatever kenny whatever the fuck jane literally like hung herself from the ceiling fan. which like #iirc it was on. and i feel terrible for laughing. but like she was literally slowly rotating. as a zombie. im mad it was so fucked up #but in my brain it was funny just looking back. like it was shocking but did you have to do it in the funniest way possible. girl. #not to mention kenny like. being southern Obviously. says some fucking WILD shit a few times #and implies some wild ass shit that i dont appreciate. idk abt yall but im not gonna side with the racist redneck guy #hes literally the type to own a confederate flag. i bet he did in the first draft of the game #idk unpopular opinion i like ben and im fucked up over like..... sure i get why kenny was pissed. but jesus fucking christ have some empathy #you arent the fucking protagonist surprise surprise! though he sure does want to be #these are the kind of people who saw ben standing up for himself and somehow didnt like. care. which i cannot fathom #like honestly kenny aint fucking shit!!!!!!!!!! im actually mad now #ben went through sooooo much worse. like a LOT fucking worse. but its always about kenny of course. #kenny apparently goes so far as to praise lee if he lets ben fucking die in crawford which. fuck you for that #and ben CLEARLY feels fucking TERRIBLE about it the whole time and is absolutely riddled with guilt after he ruins kenny's family #and is honestly just kinda telling people to kill him after cause he feels he deserves it and shit. and then his death IS sad as fuck #if you spared him from falling in the bell tower thing. like arguably worse than breaking his legs and being eaten alive maybe #idk i just like the cringe little failboy. he was doing his best. BEN did nothing wrong actually i think. kenny genuinely sucked #ben was just scared and confused. justice for ben 2k22. #like even after the supposed mercy kill kenny shit talks him postmortem after purportedly starting to understand him #what is his fucking issue. didnt ben literally like JUST graduate from high school. if he had graduated at all. christ i hate kenny. #...and also the nerdbro kenny obsession is totally cause hes like the white guy power fantasy every dude like that has in apocalypse setting #theyre always Cool and Right and doing the Best For Who They Care About while being a fucking asshole to everyone else #and from the outside seeming like an utter fucking tool in spite of the times they do good. cant stand him #hot takes from me today i guess?

[ethicstownpod]

This has a point - bear with me! I turned twenty-two a non-specified number of days ago. I was at work. My colleagues, upon learning this, got me a card and a cake and threw me a party before our DnD game. They put all this together in the span of my right hour shift; I've only worked there six months. My colleagues are some of my favourite people in the whole world.

My flatmate loves tiktok, an app I despise. But every day she saves rat videos, and then shows them to me when I get home from work/class. My other flatmate once hand-drew me wrapping paper of a hideous little cartoon man because he knew it would make me laugh.

My cousin, who’s eight, always asks everyone else if they want to play with his X-box before he does. There’s a girl in my class who always stops people on the way out to tell them she really liked the points they were making in discussions that day. Every discord server I’ve ever been in has a channel for sharing pictures of your pet. I’ve never met a person who doesn’t want to brag about their friends. I love when you make a baby laugh on the bus, so they try to make you laugh in return.

And now the point! The point is that I think people are so good. So unbelievably, fundamentally good. And I want to write people like that. Even when they’re not being actively good, there’s So Much Good inside of them. There are so many wonderful people in my life, I feel I would be doing them a disservice by not portraying just how amazing people can be.

#writing #positivity #ethics town #writeblr #podcast #and for ppl who like reading tags here's a nice story about rhys (january rhys) #the first time we met he asked me what i wanted to do #like as a job #and usually i dont tell ppl or lie bc its embarrassing but i thought 'this is such a nice boy and and ill never see him again #(lolllll) may as well tell him' so i did #and he was like 'wow thats so neat i bet youd be good at that ppl could do with that my friend does that you should talk!' #yknow bc hes adorable #anyway its like 2 1/2 months later were at a mutual friends b-day. weve spoken about like 1 work thing in the interim bc #rhys aint big on discord and i really have no need to be talking to cast most of the time and like we dont really know each well tbh #but he asks me how my thing i want to do for a job is going and for just a second i genuinely think im going to cry #ive never told ANYONE i wanna do this before. so ive never been asked about this before. and more than that this was a maybe three minute #conversation we had amidst a 50 hour w/ 3 hours of sleep weekend during which time many more interesting topics were covered #why and how tf he remembered that will always be lost on me. but i said 'yeah slow but its happening' and he said 'good i hope you do it' #and then i segued wildly before i did cry at someone elses party #anyway ppl are so great #just so so unbelievably great #there isnt really an end to that story the thing i wanna do takes a reeeeally really long time #buuuuut rhys and i are actual friends now (in case you cant tell by the Everything i say about him lol). which is nice

[convxction]

[ the thought of chrom and his significant other run a shop and his partner handles talking to the customers while he does whatever else because this set up is better. first his face can either turn people away because ‘stoic’ before they know him. or the face that brings all the lads and ladies in and tbh that is not a good thing if you want business and not just window-shopping aka just staring at him or trying to get his attention. second man is blunt and straightforward if you ask for discount he will tell you that you can turn around and leave if you dont like it. simple. and other reasons which include *drops a long list* can start a fight for his partner sake or customer is a jerk, does not tolerate rude behavior, etc etc. 

its just cute thought that he comes to peek in the store, asks his partner if everything is ok, then dips back to work outside. or really whatever. just man helps his partner with their business. 

#⚔ooc.⚔ (faty speaks) #⚔wishlist.⚔ (volunteers anyone?) #[running a store is a neat idea...looks at h//arv/est moon verse................sigh............... #[stronk beefy man walks into the store. everyone EYES AT HIM #[chrom is that monke looks to the side.... raise his hand to show his ring .... yep married sorry #[or lmao if it is in emmeryn's store and he just disappear shortly ..tells emmynext time he will leave whatever she wants outside #[he aint walking into the store again it is creepy #[also lissa will drag his ass in because do your job dang it! #[and lissa taking note of everyone eyeing him #[state your name and business and your qualifications to be my brother's partner and i will review them thanks~~ #[trick question: what will you do forme as a little sister? #[you better say anything or you are rejected. lissa's approval above anything #[lmao #[anyway. sorry no replies so far on any blog...........weeeh......

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

ALSO FOR THE BINGO wiwi dakota mallard conway and/or the cool redhead pirate woman from riptide <3

WIWI...... WIWI.... i cant think about wiwi for too long or ill make myself sick. ive never been soul read by a character so hard.

DAKOTA GETS A BINGO. hes jonesys favorite. this is me and jonesy about dakota and wiwi

FUCK MALLARD CONWAY ALL MY HOMIES HATE MALLARD CONWAY. imagine being named after a duck and not even incorporating any birds into your aesthetic. unfortunately he is an EXTREMELY compelling villain and i do fucking love the aesthetic hes got going on. u get to learn a little bit of his backstory later and it is. huurouuoough its really cool. fuck that guy though

JAYYYY FUCKING FERIN OH MY GODDDD. SHES SO COOL. SHES SO COOL AND ALSO SO LAME. SHE KISSES WOMEN. SHE GOT BIT BY A HOT VAMPIRE LADY ONCE IN A POOL OF BLOOD. SHE CAN HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN. HER NICKNAME IS DEMIGOD. HER OTHER NICKNAME IS SURESHOT (which she inherited from her uncle). SHE HAS A FUCKING GUN. SHE HAS MAGIC WINGS THAT SPROUT FROM TATTOOS ON HER BACK. SHES GOT IT ALL . ughhhh jay ferin im in love w you

#ros im not going to drag you further into jrwi hell by telling you to listen to riptide but . its got pirates and sooo many good women. #and jay ferin. and gillion tidestrider but this aint about him. #i think u would like jay a lot.......................... shes ex-navy turned pirate so u KNOW theres some good sweet angst there #luckily i have not gone too deep in fandom bullshit to see any horrid takes about anyone #but GOD do people like to write the riptide characters so ooc. the number of times ppl have reduced jay to “the brain cell smart girl” #is absolutely ridiculous. shes just as much of a freak as therest of them. #she just happens to be the straightman to gillion and chips bullshit a lot of the time. because theyre Like That #ANYWAY. #upset that wiwi didnt get a bingo. he deserves it . but also hes a loser so it works <3 #asks #character bingo #intertexts

[alledherlu-q-pereon]

Why is this so in character lmao

#admittedly i dont actually know if Hutchinsons one is in character #but neither does anyone #no one knows shit about this guy #he aint even polling 1% #fucking hell hes barely polling above one (1) vote total lmao #loser ass candidate #also trump should show up fo the debate for the sole reason tgat #i want chris cristie to tell him to kill himself #he would do it too he would do it on live tv

[todayisafridaynight]

Oh for sure Haruka goes through a lo every game but it's particularly bad in Y4 because Kiryu keeps dropping the ball as a parent. Like first the whole Saejima thing and then Hamazaki washes up like the next day and Kiryu just invalidates her very legitimate issues with him??? Like sure she goes through more actual bad shit in pretty much every other game, but it's a special kind of emotional hardship to know that a parental figure is not as concerned about your safety as they should be.

EXACTLY and it's such a slap in the face to kiryu's character too

like obviously haruka is the paramount character in this convo, she's the one being forced to grow up and shoulder burdens without a proper outlet to talk about her feelings with

to add on to that, kiryu's been shown to be able to be a great father to his kids, so the fact he's such a dismissive prick in Y4 is so ????? it's just awful

#snap chats #like kiryu isnt perfect i aint tryna give him that samsun dishwasher rinse cycle kind of head im just saying #y4 really shoved him into a worse light like. like that's just not kiryu #and haruka's feelings about hamazaki are SO justified #because its a game and we're so used to killing npcs and all- not to mention kiryu survived #people might forget that like. kiryu almost Died died and haruka- as a regular kid- was forced to watch that right in front of her #her freaking her shit and demanding he leave and demanding kiryu to understand is so justified #and i love her for trying to stand up for herself and the kids. it what makes it so frustrating when kiryu just tells her to calm down #like ik youre desensitized to violence and you dont value your life kiryu but haruka isn't desensitized and she DOES value your life #i really liked hamazaki in y4 but my man you GOTTA understand things from your daughter's perspective #yk. the daughter you went to hell and back for and fist fought tigers for #like you can do all that but if you cant be there for her emotionally and support her My Man that just aint it #it fucks with you so much not having emotionally-available parents and i dont want to blame kiryu 1000% #i think kiryu is still trying to recover from kazama being his dad and all THAT encompassed #but bro you have to focus on what life you want you cant bounce from yakuza shit to okinawa shit its not good for anyone

[astonmartinii]

nonsense... or is it? | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem singer!reader

face claim: sabrina carpenter

based on this request: sooo, anyways,,, i was thinking maybe a smau where Charles is playing the guy who Milo was and this obviously breaks the internet even more and this leads to them dating ??? idk, just like a really wholesome one where she was his celebrity crush and now they're dating bc of them getting know each other more bc of the music video. sorry if this is all over the place but yeah. - @whoreks

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yourusername: holla babes !!! the feather music video is heading your way fast xxx if only my real boyfriends were like my music videos ones ...

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user1: MOTHER

user2: finally music videos are back baby !!

taylorswift: you can still make the whole place shimmer ✨

yourusername: thanks to you baby

user3: oh to be able to call taylor swift baby

user4: y/n's shade is so underrated - i too wish her boyfriends were as good as her mv ones

user5: she's got such a good eye for casting why can't she do this in her actual love life

user6: okay but he's hot based off a single shoulder i'm excited

user7: you got that from a SHOULDER?

user8: he's TALL?

user9: babe y/n is like 4'2 she makes everyone look tall

user10: say what you want about the catholic church, they got the aesthetic down pat

yourbff1: so we aren't asking the mv boyf out? boring.

yourusername: we have lil things called phones? USE IT HOE

user11: charles leclerc in the likes

user12: so true of him

user13: unless he's... the guy

user14: babe he's way too short lol

user15: have yall seen the sky ad? baby aint acting any time soon

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yourusername: OMG you guys blew the feather music video up !! i'm sure it had nothing to do with this random guy i found off the street? jokes, thank you charles for being the perf mv boyf xx

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user17: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

user18: celeb crush inception no one touch me

charles_leclerc: thank you for my music video debut, maybe you can return the favour one day?

yourusername: i'll return any favour you want

yourbff1: dial down the desperation babe

charles_leclerc: what if i want her to dial it up please?

yourbff1: do NOT encourage her

yourusername: please encourage me :)

user19: Y/N STAND UP PLEASE

user20: actually y/n is so real have yall seen that man YUM

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user21: y/n is a genius for fancasting her future bf in her music video

danielricciardo: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? SHARL WHEN I CATCH YOU

pierregasly: and me :( i thought our friendship meant more ....

charles_leclerc: it was a secret

yourusername: he doesn't kiss and tell xoxo

alexalbon: WHAT ??????

charles_leclerc: okay we can stop joking now

yourusername: fine...

user22: the way charles was defo typing that through tears

user23: y/n make the move we believe in you

user24: believe in her? she can get anyone she wants he's gotta STEP UP

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charles_leclerc: had a blast filming for my first ever music video, thank you y/n !!

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user25: i'm feeling a new unhealthy attachment forming

yourusername: feel free to come back any time soon

charles_leclerc: or maybe you can come to me?

yourusername: is this my paddock debut?

charles_leclerc: make sure you're wearing red and it sure can be

yourusername: let me check the wardrobe

user26: i will pass away if we get y/n at a race... in the ferrari garage ???

pierregasly: let it be known i am still angry that you didn't tell me, especially after all the weird rants i've listened to

alexalbon: me too

georgerussell63: me too

landonorris: me too

danielricciardo: me too

carlossainz55: me too

maxverstappen1: me too

charles_leclerc: why is max here?

maxverstappen1: that's what you're taking from this?

charles_leclerc: yeah why are you in my business

maxverstappen1: you make it my business you talk about her all the time

yourusername: oh really ???

charles_leclerc: HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAT LIAR ALL HIS LIFE INCLUDING WHEN I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED HIM IN A PUDDLE

maxverstappen1: YOU DID PUSH ME IN THAT PUDDLE

yourusername: what is going on here?

user27: poor y/n being thrown into the grid drama

user28: poor charles with the grid trying to expose him

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user31: lol why is max here

maxverstappen1: doing my due diligence as an investigative journalist

charles_leclerc: choke.

user32: is that charles? are we in the soft launch?

user33: let's not get ahead of ourselves, we know charles doesn't dress that well

user34: consider this: girlfriend effect

user35: girlfriend effect is gonna have to do some heavy lifting when it comes to charles' wardrobe

yourbff1: you think you're so slick don't you

yourusername: maybe. maybe not?

yourbff1: you're so annoying

yourusername: annoyingly cute?

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yourbff1: keep your nose out of women's business leclerc

charles_leclerc: SLANDER

user36: i mean they seem to have the same sense of humour

user37: not to sound insane but they are perfect for each other and i will be passing away if they are not together

pierregasly: interesting

danielricciardo: add it to the folder

charles_leclerc: folder ???

maxverstappen1: leave us journalists be

charles_leclerc: can you even read?

yourusername: GET HER JADE

maxverstappen1: add that as well

charles_leclerc: why can't we win?

user38: what is going on in the house of commons

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: i don't believe in soft launches

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user39: we been knew... but OMG PARENTS

user40: i am crying they're so hot

yourusername: hawt bf obtained

charles_leclerc: sexy gf in my inventory

yourusername: you're such a cute patootie

charles_leclerc: i cannot speak my mind or instagram will censor me

yourusername: ...oop hurry up and come back :(

charles_leclerc: about to break all US speeding laws xoxo

yourusername: not you in your charli xcx era

user41: he's with her ... in the US ... could we get y/n paddock debut in vegas ???

user42: would only be right i fear

user43: the scheduling just about makes sense before she has to go back to opening for taylor in south america

user44: now why did vegas not get in their bag and get y/n to perform at the opening ceremony?

pierregasly: way to ruin the investigation

danielricciardo: yeah we were in our sherlock holmes era

maxverstappen1: have to spoil everything don't you charles 🤨

charles_leclerc: i thought you guys wanted to know who my girlfriend is?

alexalbon: yes, but we wanted to expose it :(

yourusername: CORNY

pierregasly: oh no. he has someone on his side now

yourusername: damn right frenchie. i can hear your asshole twitching from here

pierregasly: WHAT ???

charles_leclerc: idk what that means but YEAH PIERRE TAKE THAT

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charles_leclerc: gutted not to be on the top step but an overall great weekend in vegas. glad to have y/n by my side this weekend before she's off again to slay the stage xx

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user48: charles unironically using the word slay, the girlfriend effect knows no bounds

user49: the sky camera zooming in on y/n watching the podium

user50: i think we watched her fall in love in real time

user51: i mean look at the material... podium charles hits so different i think I FELL IN LOVE

yourusername: you're a winner to me babe

charles_leclerc: and that's all that matters

yourusername: NOPE STAY HUNGRY GET THEM POINTS AND DESTROY THE REST OF THE FIELD

charles_leclerc: okay :)

yourusername: good boy

pierregasly: never say that in public again

maxverstappen1: is this why he's blushing so much in the press conference?

charles_leclerc: NO. NO REASON

yourusername: you sure?

charles_leclerc: i am the unluckiest driver ever and am screwed over at every turn sue me if i like a lil praise

user52: charles is so real for that i also want y/n to tell me i'm doing a good job

alexalbon: enough time has passed. @yourusername can lily get some extra tickets for the eras tour

yourusername: of course. anything for my new bestie

lilymunhe: thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. charles you have amazing taste

charles_leclerc: i know :)

yourusername: i mean i got you, so who's the real winner here?

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yourusername: my leg of the eras tour has come to an end :( this was such an insane opportunity, thank you so much taylor xx but this also means i can go annoy charlie until he has to go back to work !!

one last nonsense outro:

i met this lovely boy named charlie,

he races round the world for ferrari,

giving it to me everyday like ari

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user53: i think y/n might actually be winning in life

user54: is she referencing everyday by ariana grande which is literally just a song about having constant sex?

yourusername: yes and what about it? f1 drivers have great stamina

arthurleclerc: DELETE ASAP

yourusername: no can do baby leclerc

user55: fave outro for real

charles_leclerc: i am blushing !!

pierregasly: she just told millions of people all you do is fuck and now you're blushing ???

yourusername: i don't think mr doggy emoji is talking right now

charles_leclerc: at least y/n did it in an artful way

pierregasly: believe me i know YOU WON'T STOP SINGING IT DOWN THE PHONE YOU MENACE

yourusername: you sing my songs :) ?

carlossainz55: ALL THE TIME

yourusername: i don't like your tone mr 🤨

charles_leclerc: i am just showing my love :(

yourusername: @pierregasly @carlossainz55 you made him sad APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY

pierregasly: sorry?

carlossainz55: sorry i guess?

charles_leclerc: thank you :) i shall continue to sing to my heart's content

yourusername: good.

taylorswift: you were amazing !! i'll see you soon my love xx

yourusername: i'm hearing double date ??

taylorswift: i'm sure that can be arranged

charles_leclerc: OMG

user56: charles and travis are really the top tier himbo bfs and i love them for that

fin.

note: i really loved writing this so i hope this was everything you imagined and more!! i'm just getting into sabrina's music but i was a girl meets world stan so... i hope i did the nonsense outro justice xxx

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#please please please tell me why i woke up this morning #(wait note no assault risk or anything just embarrassment) #why did i wake up and my dress was to the side? #when in all of that fuckery did i get undressed?? #i wanted to be so fuckable but last night of vacation and im just another girl puking in mexico #right in front of the person she wanted to be sexually interested in her #and i mean tmi but this was some whole guts shit imo but im probably biased im stilll.... something. hungover af #and this whole vacation i have the swagger of someone who could pull bitches and im so fucking charming #oughhghghghghgh three fucking chocolate martinis. im so fucking lightweight #and he (plus my roommate for the week) are there through it all cause he felt guilty cause he encouraged me drinking #didnt know his actions had consequences and im ms consequences :( #and i kept apologizing which made me even LESS hot #cue in megamind no bitches bc i ain't suave and i cant pull anyone ughghghgh #but. the fucking point of this. my dress wasnt on me. also my clothes are folded and my stack of dirty underwear were stacked on the table #like the one he was sitting at when i last saw him i was laying down listening to my slow playlist trying to not puke #guys. the illusion was so fucking ruined. guys. i aint pulling no bitches like this. #not that i expected to on vacation but i wanted the illusion of being able to and that bitch just shattered #also im AGGRESSIVELY hungover and have to leave at 8:55am for the airport #i think im crossing chocolate martinis off the list that one fucked me up too good at too big a cost