#he is the worst

[primrosebow]

Saw the ask you sent to bigfatbimbo….. need.. more.. adam porn…. Girl plz the drool is dripping from my mouth

OH YOU ARE LUCKY TONIGHT. I HAVE THE SLOP GRINS

_--> ADAM X READER ART 🪸

! content warnings !: nsfw under the cut O7. Couldn't tell you if there are any kinks, I'm technically a nun stop asking so much of me my guy🤨

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Alrighty here ya go‼️ come back tomorrow to receive more thingz🗣

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He'd be hard to break, I'd say, but the reward is also worth the trouble

Also the type to groan more than moan and I also think that he is shockingly sensitive.

Also the type to not even try to pretend like he is not incredibly excited to have sex. He has 0 shame when it comes to that and I love him for it, really.

Love me some of that guy. Yum.

Oh my god look it's adam sandler‼️ yk those uhm? Little ? ??? Tiktok videos where it's like "is this adam sandler or just a lesbian" based on the clothes? That's also adam like people will catch adam going to the grocery store or something and he will be dressed like adam sandler/a lesbian. That's my unpopular opinion. Bro got the jesse pinkman drip

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go be mysterious and slightly unnerving at midnight while scattering rose petals, popcorn bowls and cigars across street corners.

Peace guyze 🫡

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#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam x reader #he is the worst #i love him sm I might kill him #ough mair gaurd.. he 4 me

[cdyssey]

I just think that Shauna should hunt down and kill the sleazy cop who emotionally preyed on her underaged daughter, but that's just me. <3

#shauna shipman #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #s: yellowjackets #maggie blogs #he is the WORST

[captain-noir]

‘louis should go to therapy’ and ‘louis should work on himself’ and ‘louis deserves better than lestat’ are for the boring, conventional yellow bellied normies. i sincerly hope he gets worse. i hope he sells everyone he loves and cares for down the river for lestat’s radioactive dick. i hope he turns into the most predatory vampire akasha accused him of being and i hope he does it with a twinkle in his eyes

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #he is an insane little man who has managed to convince you lot of his innocence #he is performer too #he's weaving this macabre and wacky story about monsters dressing up as humans #he has a human farm! #a private hangar #a vampire doctor #a fleet of human servants at his beck and call #and he wants to bring about an apocalypse for both the human and vampire species because he is bored #he is not right in the head #there's something reptellian in modern louis #he kissed and married lestat when his mouth was full of his priests viscera #he is the worst #i love him to bits

[vaesivlasta]

if this man my emotional support why so hard to draw

#bg3 #enver gortash #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #i know he is fucked up #he is the worst #he is horrible #it's why i adore him #and want smash him and my durge together like barbies

[cuntyvicodin]

bitches don’t even say “bless you” these days they just stare at you like this

#house md #hate crimes md #malpractice md #my australian princess #robert chase #prodigal son #he is the worst #my posts only get notes on chase posts he really is the people’s princess #keep forgetting his first name isn’t chase.

[bluegekk0]

i hate him (affectionate)

#hollow knight #meme redraw #hk zote #zote the mighty #he is the worst #i would die for him #gekko.art

[m0ssybox]

God I love this man, but I also hate him so much

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitblr #mumbo jumbo #he is the worst #but also the best

[lugwen]

ladies and gentleman, may i present baby yoda. created by the one and only skizzleman

#hermitcraft #he is the worst #i love him #skizzleman #live blogging #mine

[morallygreykoifsh]

I hate that man I hate him so much

Vaemond deserves so much better than to have his house stolen from him like this

He deserved to be heard not unhonorably executed

He was murdered and his Muderer got away with it

Daemon is fucking EVIL

He is not a protective hubby

He is not a great step-dad

He is a racist and a murderer

And he deserves to die like the bitch he is

#house of the dragon #viserys targaryen #anti viserys i targaryen #viserys i targaryen #he is the worst #the supreme douche nozzle #Viserys I “Cruel King of Fools” Targaryen #Fuck him fr Vaemond Velaryon deserved better than this #anti daemon targaryen #anti team black stans #anti team black

[kushielsmercy]

Me before playing BG3: "Wow Tumblr sure is into this pasty-ass gay vampire. Probably overhyped. When I finally find time to play the game I'll romance a *different* companion"

Me now: "Bend me over. Use my blood as lipstick. Braid my hair. But only if you want to I want to respect your boundaries. Steal my pocket change. -1 debuff is the status quo. Want a sip? Betray me. Kill the Gur. Be your worst self. Bestie bitches 4evr. 7,000 isn't TOO high of a number....really...if you think about it..."

#he is the worst #I love him #astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin

[primrosebow]

An open letter to bigfatbimbo.🪽

Reasons why you should write for Adam.

1 -> He is a misogynist (not for long)

Look at his face. He is so weird. I swear. He has been favoritized for far too long, leaving him with the most mind-numbing god complex. Don't you want to stab him to death like niffty? Don't you want to put him where he deserves to be (either underground or under me)? I do. You should too! Because his way of thinking meets it's end where my heels begin.

2 -> He is stupid

He has the emotional maturity of a boiled lobster. He fits into heaven like an orca in the amazon river. He is so unbelievably incompetent it is actually kind of mind boggling. Don't you want to crush him like he's a little bug (either with your fists or your thighs)? Didn't he literally say one of the "biggest issues evet" was math or something? He probably couldn't tell you where Africa is in the world map even if you paid him. Even the fruit of knowledge couldn't give him enough braincells to function as a proper member of society.

3 -> he deserves humiliation

He deserves to have his entire worldview rocked and destroyed, something we can surely provide. His shallow thinking should be promptly obliterated. He has only ever gotten away from beautiful tall strong women because he always had the option of just asking for a different woman. They didn't have the mental fortitude to put him in his place. We are the bearers of the curse (liking repulsive men), and, since there is no "mental fortitude" to begin with, there is nothing for him to break down. We (as a collective) should end him.

4 -> I know what he is

His entire persona is a gigantic act to make up for the fact he cannot appropriatelly cope with losing in general, much less losing the, like, 2 wives he ever had (to THE SAME GUY!! MIND YOU!!!) and if he had more people they were one night stands. Not because he left them, but because people know he is worthless scum and he is good for nothing other than his "original dick" ( eugh. I usually refrain from cursing >:// ). It is the reason for his pride and also the only thing that makes him even remotely worth the hastle of talking to. He is the equivalent of a carnival prize to the people in heaven, scoring him is more of a show of your own endurance rather than how coveted he is. He has been objectified through his own hubris. He should be made aware of that. He should fear the knowledge we posses. It should be used against him.

5 -> he sounds.. like.. . He sounds good.

I watched the series while skipping most of the songs but I genuinelly could not do it when he was singing. No wonder he's in a band or something, I didn't actually pay attention to what he was saying I was paying more attention to the sound of his voice so I don't remember clearly what's up with that. Like he sounds REALLY good. If only he knew how to just use his voice without saying the most repulsive atrocities to be ever uttered by anyone ever. Oh yeah! We can make him incoherent enough for that to happen.

6 -> Lute deserves better

Lute deserves, like, a woman. Not him. She's too gorgeous for him, and, the difference between us and her is that while SHE is dealing with HIM, in our case, HE has to deal with US. Really, we're just saving a beautiful, amazing, stunning, showstopping woman a lot of trouble, and getting an ENTIRE PATHETIC MAN AS A TRADE! WIN WIN! Literally no downsides, I swear.

7 -> he is girl dinner

Don't you just love looking into your fridge and seeing the worthless scraps that built up overtime but somehow taste better now than they usually would have, which is particularly shocking considering it has 0 nutritional value? That would be what girl dinner is, and also an appropriate analogy for what Adam is like! Just roughly ok looking enough for you to not downright call it a biohazard. You will go to bed satisfied after fighting tooth and nail for your dinner (getting him to behave properly) and, it'll be easier the next times maybe! Operant conditioning is a heavy hitter with this repulsive individual, so it might actually get easier! Who knows!

8 -> Pretty please? (´｡･д人)ﾞ

I really. Uh . I really want him if you couldn't tell? Maybe the cannibalism and the fear I want to instill into him got in the way of you seeing my point, but, like, that's just how I love. The highest honor I could bestow on him is wanting to eat him, so, maybe that'll assist in your judgement? I also just really like your writing and would love to hear your thoughts on his idiotic self. AND! AND! Other people also want you to write about him if I well remember the 1 ask you received about him!

I await your response when you are available @bigfatbimbo

If you need more convincing; I can, like, draw him? I'm going to draw him no matter what but like I can cook something up for you in particular who knows.

You did say you were already considering writing for him, so, maybe this can be a final push in that direction for you!

- sincerely, Bow

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam x reader #he is the worst #I want him reaaalll bad #if anyone also sees this letter and is convinced by my arguments #I absolutely insist that you @ me in whatever you chose to make #I would be honored

[sarah-cam]

ok i just started dawson's creek and MY GOD dawson is the most unbearable main character ever how am i supposed to get through this

#dawson's creek #dc lb #text #he is the WORST #i’m holding out for pacey/joey but i read it doesn’t happen until season 3 😭

[fandominstability]

I started American Horror Story so I can see Angela (patiently trying to get through Murder House and Asylum to get to her, which is not to say I'm not enjoying Murder House bc I am, I'm just impatient) and I just-

There are for real people who LIKE Tate Langdon??

#american horror story #ahs #ahs murder house #tate langdon #evan peters #he is the WORST #how are there people that like this man #angela bassett

[hobbinoll]

Didn't know it was possible to hate the Emperor more than I already do, but then I met Ansur. HOW...DARE YOU?? EXCUSE ME????

#ansur #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 emperor #he is the worst #makes his red dragon at the end even worse

[evansbby]

That wouldn’t even happen in alternate universe!

Andy is so damn cheap he’d probably make you pay the $175 and he’d pay the other $25

Cheap ass bastard

He’d be like, “now honey, you’re the one who picked such an expensive restaurant! I was perfectly happy staying at home and having you cook for me, but you’re the one who wanted to splurge and you ate more than me too! So it’s only fair we split the bill with me paying my fair share of $25!”

#he is the WORST #anon

[notarakhae]

Fish

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #cronus ampora #hs cronus #he is the worst #open for better quality