#he isn't hot to me

[yum-zlurplie]

giggling and kicking my feet when enphoso says this

like whatcha gon do if i do steal cutie pie? hm? you to cute to be threatening

#regretevator enphoso #regretevator #love enphoso sm he such a lil man ❤❤ #idk care if he is canonically violent and murderous in lore i have never cared #he still such a little cutie pie to me #like why make him so cute #why would you do that? #he is just a little guy #a cutie patootie #and a little wet cat in a bath tub #and i love him sm for that #also its /platonic to me #he isn't hot to me #in fact #i see him as a son kinda sorta

[canisalbus]

Yeah sorry I drew this.

Hope you feel better soon ♡

.

#Aaaaaaaa #he looks like some sort of gangly baby sheep #does his ma not feed him #instantly wormified the man by putting a tube scarf over his ears #the pathetic little tail is what gets me #it's character accurate like his tail isn't supposed to be something to write home about but here it's just extra meager #big wet eyes #sock creature #leggy varmint #thank you this in fact made me feel better #gift art #arttsuka #own characters #Machete #personally I might've switched the onesie color to his usual orangish scarlet but hot pink is a bold choice too #he looks like a Barbie pet dog minus all the glamour

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

#he consistently does shit like this is like he's not stupidly attractive and its because he does not know. he does not know that he's hot #the yuuta/yuuji divide is that they’re both bad asl and neither know it but yuuji is Not innocent and yuuta is just naive [at first] #which is me saying yuuji is kind but yuuta is just Nice once again #insane i need to bash his head against a table. and kiss him i guess whatever #also who expects to be fed when you offer them food: toge but he KNOWS he's being annoying and whines if u dont feed him #gojo/yuuji/choso are the opposite #gojo asks if u want some of his food and then won't let u have any unless u let him feed it to you. nd if u want to avoid a scene u have to #he just babies people :((///// he does this to everyone . will cry #yuuji also does it reflexively like hes like 'oh! this is good you should try it!' and before u can even agree he's got his spoon #in your mouth and smiling like 😇 its good right!🥰......angel boy #choso...do i need to say it isn't there canonical evidence for this #oh also u offer food to toji and he just kinda tilts his head like oh what ur not gonna feed me? like no. stinky. feed YOURSELF! #yuuta okkotsu.................... when i get my hands on this boy....

[goremances]

you watched saltburn because you thirst for jacob elordi. i watched saltburn because i thirst for barry keoghan. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

#saltburn #oliver quick #barry keoghan #sorry not sorry but jacob does NOTHING for me #like he's the defintion of “is he hot or just tall” #it's the later he isn't hot to me #barry's eyes tho omg #like if someone looked at me the way barry looks at ANYTHING i would die

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love how you draw Xie Lian fucking jacked lmao

He's built like a trucker. To Me.

#poorly drawn mdzs #poorly drawn tgcf #tgcf #xie lian #ask #Okay more accurately he's built like someone who works with heavy things and isn't actively looking to body build. #He's softer than your poor dehydrated hot muscle boy #People get uhhhh real mad when XL isn't drawn as a waifish twink but I am hitting them with 'Where Is Your Whimsy' #You will have so much more fun when you stop needing everything to be 'proven' or 'canon'. #Anyways. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to draw Bufflian again <3 I will keep being a menace about it.

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things #decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair #and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of #arsenic green etc #they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some #and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but #I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut #john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth #mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid #(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood) #(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade #if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch) #a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat #I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse #there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public #and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them #happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru #ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u #have a good night lads. enjoy motion

[rockybloo]

I promised the masses a pretty bat and I delivered

#for context--i said if i got my boops received maxed out on the boop-o-meter--i'd draw a pretty bitterbat #my art #bitterbat #glitter and guilt #i love him when he is a simp but when he is just chilling...it does things to my brain #bitterbat when he isn't in complete down bad mode for sweetheart is very....very um...WOW IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME #i used to think he had no affect on me but now he's gotta join jack and pluto #i need to stop simping for my own ocs #i'mma also stop talking in these damn tags--y'all learnin' too much

[wanderer-clarisse]

cousin bonding time (I like to imagine that Maedhros is the one who tied baby Finrod's hair!)

sorry for being suddenly inactive here lately, Things Happened and I haven't really had the time to sit down and draw until this week ;-; hope this little sketch can make up for it!

#maedhros #fingon #finrod #why is fingon wearing a blanket on a (presumably) hot day i don't know i have no idea i just felt the urge to draw him with a blanket #addition headcanon is that little finrod isn't the best at braiding hair but he's trying as hard as he can! #maybe fingon's gold ribbons are just giving him a hard time #i know they probably didn't go to the beach for yearly family reunions but shh let me have my headcanons #I love imagining all the mundane experiences these cousins had during their childhood #even with the complicated family dynamics #and how it would feel. years later. when they have to be warriors and generals and strategists and kings. #remembering a simpler time when they could enjoy each others company without thinking about like. politics and the ramifications #of their actions and alliances #anyway #i just finished reading the silmarillion can you tell #clarisse doodles #tolkien #the silmarillion #sketch #elves

[starry-bi-sky]

Just the idea of clone Danny and clone Talia working out much bette then him and Talia would confuse poor Bruce. And best part all 4 of them don'T believe he is batman Danny: "We know he is your Sugarbaby, Mom and dad talked about it." Clone Talia:" So no fear, my OG liked a Himbo. And well Danny is a one too."

FR THO AND THEN THERE’S BABY DAMES IN THE CORNER SWEATING BECAUSE HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS. THE LoA TOLD HIM. He’s not saying SHIT though because this is hilarious. He’s silently laughing in the corner. And yessss Clone Danny and Clone Talia working out much better is exactly why I thought of it -- because one its funny and two the potential angst. the could have been.

It doesn't ever occur to Bruce to tell them he's batman but that conversation still comes up during mealtime one day while Danny's recovering (he has to be tied to his chair because he found the gym and nearly dislocated his shoulder trying to train. Dammit Danny your bones are made of glass right now from destabilizing, let your cells repair before doing anything!) because the four of them were talking about Batman and his clan of kids.

Danny, frowning: im not a himbo?

Nasra: reportedly when you first met Damian, your first response to his attacking you was to... grab the blade with your hands, multiple times. This resulted in you slicing a nerve in both hands and permanently weakening your fine motor control.

Danny: well--

Nasra: even now you're rubbing your palms, you only do that when your hands are bothering you.

Damian, snapping his head up: what!?

Danny: you noticed that?? also i learned. I didn't repeat myself when you attacked me when we met, did I?

Nasra: i. suppose not. you're still a himbo, however.

also Danny does his usual 'run on negative sleep' bullshit while in the manor except now he has not only damian but also Nasra tag-teaming his bullshit. Like no, Danny. you need sleep to recover your strength. your ghostly investigation can wait until you're not about to pass out and break your nose on your laptop. They have whole ass arguments in arabic - all three of them - as damian AND nasra drag danny to the closest soft horizontal surface. Danny returns the favor to the both of them when those two are also doing their 'negative sleep' stuff.

Dick at bby Dames: so do you....

Damian: know that you guys are Batman and his family? Yeah. Grandfather and Mother told me before I was living with Danny.

Tim: how come Danny and Nasra don't know then?

Damian: I didn't think it was important to tell Danny that his original was Batman. He does know of the League, however. He calls Grandfather my "super evil, ecofascist grampa and his cult of killers" and doesn't want to know more out of worry of needing to get involved.

Dick: I - really?

Damian: yes, he figured that since grandfather had yet to successfully wipe out my original, then that whatever Damian Wayne was doing was working. And that if he knew more, then he might have to get involved, and he has own problems to worry about than the League of Assassins.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dp crossover #dpdc #dp dc #dp dc crossover #dpdc au #dpdc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny fenton is a clone #clone^2 #dick at nasra and damian: you dont like each other?? #Damian: she attacked danny Nasra: he's an annoying little ingrate Danny: oh good they're getting along finally #nasra and damian solidarity is them sparring each other in the gym repeatedly. its how they start bonding. :) and also making sure danny #is taking care of himself. Danny makes sure Damian isn't staying awake too late from art or his own hobbies #and same with Nasra. he finds her beating the shit out of a training dummy and coaxes her to go get hot chocolate with him from the kitchen #he tells her about stars she tells him about the ocean - she's discovered a love for it. they're infodumping to each other #i love the asks send me more (affectionate) #anyone: hey [idea for your au]? #me foaming at the mouth: HEY U SHOULD TALK TO ME MORE. LETS TALK. PLS

[larsnicklas]

willy styles: 2024 all star game media day edition

#william nylander #toronto maple leafs #maple leafs #leafs #all star game 2024 #asg24 #nhledit #nhl #hockey #meg.gif #meg.leafs #meg.all #it's crazy we're getting thirst trapped by the Official NHL Account like — #btw i'm immune to william thirst traps but NOT immune to william; himself. #does this make sense. #like to me. this isn't Hot per se (even though he is!) BUT. my heart spills over with fondness. he's so Himself. #okay <3 i'm going to bed!!! will churn out more asg gifies tomorrow <3

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type #and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist #anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance #even tho wyll is right there yall #but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!! #i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it #also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao #more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character #like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog #and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no #i just think it's neat #is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh #pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like #i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride #but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense #except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/ #Astarion #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material #case in point: me lmfao #OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫 #but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude #anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended #who feels “truly free” #and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol #but i digress

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends Episode 5 | Sand's Protect Mode Activated

SAND: No Ray, fighting bad. Let's walk away.

ALSO SAND: (Sees Ray in danger, immediately rolls up sleeves)

RAY: .......(Turned on)

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #ray x sand #sand x ray #raysan #sanray #khaofirst #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #they definitely fucked #ray: damn. that was HOT. #who said gallantry isn't sexy? #ray: take me home and then take me #isn't that what he said? #sand is really working overtime as a bouncer along with his many professions

[taterdraws]

i have so many sworn nemeses in this game (bugs, bug nets, nighttime remlits, stamina... ghirahim isnt even close to making it on the list)

#link #ghirahim #skyward sword #tloz skyward sword #tloz #the legend of zelda #skyview temple #nintendo #ghiralink #(sort of) #the first phase of the fight i was all circling around him and everything for a hot minute before i realized he isn't even trying to hurt me #also the cutscene? just after he did the tongue thing #por link had the face of a guy who sure hopes this wont awaken anything in him! #poor* #tater's art

[introspectivememories]

yknow the veil/kotteri image redraw meme? the one that's been going around on twt? now make it timber. bernard who goes on to be a famous model after grieves and does shoots all over the world. one day he does one for a gotham brand and he ends up plastered all over the city. now tim who has managed to miss all this just by virtue of being too busy being a vigilante and running wayne ent. steps out of his car one day and bam! directly across from wayne tower is this giant electronic billboard, displaying bear's new perfume ad. in it he's wearing a fur coat that's slipped down his shoulders to reveal the muscles rippling across his back. bernard looks over his shoulders and laughs, lips painted a pretty pink. the ad reads "all new scent 14 from beams: the scent of love. it's like burning" bernard winks coyly and tim is burning all right. rock hard in his too tight work pants.

#tam: what the fuck are you doing? turn around and go inside! #tim whispering: my dick is hard. i can't turn around now everyone would know! these pants are really tight #tam who def does Not get paid enough for this: what the fuck. why is your dick hard? does the thought of our fiscal reports for the quarter #make you hot and bothered? #tam following tim's line of sight: are you serious? is this your first time seeing this? this man has been plastered all over the city for #months! where have you been? #tim trying desperately to adjust his pants: i was busy! and isn't there some kind of public indecency act he's violating? #tam exhausted: tim you're the one being indecent in public rn. soften that dick and let's /go/. #tam and tim being work partners is so funny to me #bc tim thinks they're having so much fun! best work partners for life! #meanwhile that is tam's mortal enemy. if she could strangle him without consequences she would've done so by now. #bernard dowd #tim drake #dc #timber #timbern

[k-martins]

I'm a little bored, so here's an unnecessary:

List Of Duos I'd Like To See Fight/Interact In JJK :D

Hiromi Higuruma and Nanami Kento (my two handsome men in suits! They would have been best friends if Gege was someone nice T-T)

Megumi Fushiguro and Nobara Kugisaki (UNFAIR WE DON'T HAVE THEM TWO FIGHTING TOGETHER!!!! IF NOBARA IS ALIVE, SHE NEEDS TO FIGHT MEGUMI AGAINST SOME KENJAKU SHIT)

Choso Kamo and Aoi Todo (YUJI'S BROTHERS FIGHTING TOGETHER FOR THEIR WELL-BEING!!!)

Yuta Okkotsu and Hakari Kinji (I SWEAR! These two need to fight together! The two strongest after Satoru Gojo need to battle together!!!!)

Suguru Geto and Megumi Fushiguro (shikigami/curse users who are not afraid to mix it up in battle, fierce when it comes to protecting the ones they love, they would have insane battle chemistry!!!!)

Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto (A flashback, new scene, filler, I don't make the rules. I just want to see what the two of them would be like fighting together T-T)

Megumi Fushiguro and Choso Kamo (YES!!!! CHOSO WOULD LOVE HIM, I'M SURE!!!! JUST LOOK AT THE WAY CHOSO PLAYS HIS HAND ON MEGUMI'S SHOULDER AND MEGUMI EASILY ACCEPTS IT)

Hiromi Higuruma and Nobara Kugisaki (THE KING AND PRINCESS OF HAMMERING!!!! THEY ARE AWESOME AS FATHER AND DAUGHTER!!!)

Yuta Okkotsu and Maki Zenin (I KNOW THEY ALREADY FIGHTED TOGETHER IN JJK 0 BUT I WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN NOW!!! I WANT TO SEE THEM KICKING MEAN ASS AND BEING AMAZING TOGETHER!!!)

In terms of interaction, the ones I most wanted to see were:

Tsumiki Fushiguro and Yuji Itadori (She would love him, no one can deny that. Gege, you took away the gold we could have had! Megumi deserved to see the two most important people in his life together!)

Hiromi Higuruma and Ieiri Shoko

Suguru Geto and Nanami Kento (It's so unfair that I didn't see them have more interactions besides that morgue scene)

Satoru Gojo and Hakari Kinji and Kirara Hoshi (I'm interested in how Satoru would be a teacher to his rebellious students)

Fumihiko Takaba and Ryoumen Sukuna (can't deny this would be funny)

#I only realized in this last chapter that Higuruma is so hot (he awakened heterosexual feelings in me) #I need to reread his scenes #Sukuna OG isn't bad either #Kashimo died AMEN #Seriously #I'm mad that Tsumiki didn't even get the chance to meet Yuji T-T #Choso and Tsumiki would have been the most adorable big brothers possible #Higuruma and Shoko are so well suited that I'm tempted to ship them #but Higuruma would also look good with Nanamin #ARGH!!! I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY AND KNOW EACH OTHER #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #satoru gojo #suguru geto #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #tsumiki fushiguro #hiromi higuruma #nanami kento #ryoumen sukuna #maki zenin #aoi todo #yuta okkotsu #choso kamo #ieiri shoko #Fumihiko Takaba #kirara hoshi #hakari kinji

[theirloveisgross]

I would like to bring attention (not jinx it, universe) once again to Louis touring, doing his own festival and dropping his own clothing brand while being publicly single and without rumours floating around him.

Keep it up, thanks.

#It's great #We don't appreciate it enough #But if this changes then I'll see everyone whining about it's aaaalways the same when... Right now? It isn't. #He was all over the US and Canada and he wasn't papped once #When he breaks he breaks he's with family #Hot single successfully uncle louis is everything to me