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gumm1defloor · 2 days
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Seriously this has been fucking me up for ages ever since the episode came out Valentino just what the fuck is this supposed to be I need to know if this means we're going to see his live performances in future seasons this is genuinely driving me senile:
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We know this is not just a private photo shoot he has laying around in the building. This is an actual promo being displayed in the streets of hell for random pedestrians to ogle at (smack dab next to a separate advertisement of his own employee which is certainly a choice), so we know this event most certainly not an exclusive one and is marketed directly towards the masses in hell. Which begs the question:
What the hell is this meant to promote??? We know it's a live performance, and since it's Valentino we can safely assume the performance is going to be at least somewhat sexual in nature but that still does not give us any inkling as to what he will be doing in said live performance?? Is he singing? Dancing??? I assumed it's not the latter because I think his pose would presumably not be comfortably sitting (just what the hell is he sitting on that does not look like a chair) with his ass front facing the camera, hand on his thigh if it's that kind of show.
The poster also sort of implies he is going to be preforming whilst wearing his pimp outfit which just makes the whole thing even more confusing on top of everything else. the fact that he's sitting with his ass front facing the camera, hand on his thigh in his pimp outfit in the first place is already sending mildly mixed signals but maybe that's just me personally. Disregarding the possible theory that Valentino used to preform similar shows to this before he became an overlord, what is a show like this meant to accomplish exactly? Is it a celebration of the past? A way to recruit new followers? More audiences for his film products? Or a marketing strategy for the general image of the Vees themselves? And if so why is Valentino sitting with his ASS FRONT FACING-——
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starcurtain · 19 days
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
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mikeluciraphgabe · 9 months
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Superman: That is a child *pointing to feral and angry Robin!Dick with wide eyes*
Bruce, tired: ya, and?
Superman: Y-you can let a child fight crime Batman. Come on now.
Bruce, shot gunning a Red Bull: if you think you can talk him out of it, go right ahead
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ex-jock-enthusiast · 4 months
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Happy Holidays everyone!! To kick off what I hope will be a festive boom, please check out the phenomenal @huggernaut90 on instagram and tumblr. Their account is relatively new, but trust me when I say I think they're going to be huge - no pun intended of course 😉
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realbeefman · 8 months
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nobody wants to see sex in tv shows they want to see two people who obviously want to have sex be so goddamn weird about the fact that sex isn’t happening.
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codemiracle · 4 months
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every time I remember I have the same height as Yotsuya my ego is boosted.
Quick sketch. I really miss drawing just silly things lmao.
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okay so i finally finished it... allow me to present a comprehensive, chronological compilation of miles and alex singing *THAT* moment in standing next to me for the whole eycte tour 🌟
this video took me the better part of two months to make, and cost me a not insignificant part of my sanity (related: i may never want to hear this song again), so yeah... i hope you enjoy 😅
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kikker-oma · 7 months
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misty-missdee · 1 month
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Edge of the Earth
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squooshit · 1 year
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To be honest when I first read the Hunger Games I had no idea what olive skin was supposed to look like so reading Katniss's description I just imagined her with literal green skin like Shrek
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resiliencewithin · 17 days
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People won't always understand you, and you don't always have to explain.
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thatqueerbat · 18 days
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lizzie deserves an episode on hermitcraft, as a treat
we just missed the perfect time for it, but just imagine. joels episode starts. its his skin. his whacky skits as usual. but its lizzie talking the entire time. no prewarning the hermits, its just casually lizzie in control, making a fun cherry blossom building or something (its her vibe, but still fits the theme), and hanging out with etho all day
personally, i think we'd all have a wonderful time
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yandere-sins · 2 months
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I want to write something smutty so badly, doesn't have to be long but my mental state won't let me and it's so frustrating ;;
Please just one naughty story, brain, I'm begging you ;;
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survivalove · 5 months
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blah blah something something about how fandom gravitate towards more individualistic characters because they’re easier to understand compared to community-oriented characters whose character development is very much tied to their culture/nation because understanding a single character is easier to understand than a character AND an entire culture, especially when said culture is based off a marginalized community that exists in real life 🫠 and said fandom is majority WHITE.
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justrandomstuf · 4 months
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neil: are we fighting or flirting right now?
andrew:
andrew: i literally just hit you in the stomach with a racquet
neil: yeah but that doesn't answer my question
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wifeofasith · 6 months
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