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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7 · 9 months

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it feels natural to be called stupid.

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phemiec · 11 months

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Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

#Jokes #dem dad jokes #nbc hannibal #hannibal montanabal #I’m so fucking high shit fuc…..#If I’m not the first person to have done this joke I’m going to Roblox #myself #boring text posts

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scalpho · 20 days

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fantasy high pcs ranked by how willing i would be to get in a car with them in the driver's seat

gorgug. the canon designated driver. his van is a boat and his boat is a van. no issues here

riz. also has canonically driven and done it well. good reflexes and sufficiently paranoid. i trust him

adaine. she'd figure it out and drive carefully enough. once again no issues here

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kristen applebees. drives wearing flip flops. would smash the entire front of the car just trying to get out of the driveway. accidentally hits the accelerator when she means to hit the brakes. i'm 100% going to die

fabian. he cannot drive and has zero road sense. the hangman does it all for him. he's below kristen because if we get into a terrible accident kristen can revivify me. fabian would backflip out of the car as it's crashing and leave me for dead

fig. FLIPPED A CAR. i mean she's 100% a better driver than both kristen and fabian but i wouldn't be able to get over the fact that she FLIPPED A CAR ON THE HIGHWAY

#i am so fucking bored you guys #fantasy high #dimension 20 #gorgug thistlespring #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #fabian aramais seacaster #fig faeth #the bad kids #scal txt

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squigglywitch · 3 months

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Based on Kristen’s entire vibe in the first episode I’m 99% sure she and Tracker are over and yes I am sad but I KNOW Ally is going to deliver to us the most juicy, delicious, messy, toe-curlingly cringe high school lesbian break up drama that has ever existed and I’m so fucking excited

#maybe I’m not even that sad #it just seems realistic that your first high school relationship especially one as crazy codependent as trackerbees doesn’t end in marriage #like it would feel cheap and boring if they were just like “every one of these multiple relationships between high schoolers #are still together and gonna live happily ever after #like that really doesn’t happen #I also think Gorgug and zelda broke up however I think they were cool and chill about it #whereas Kristen is a MESS #dimension 20 #fhjy #d20 #kristen applebees #trackerbees #tracker o'shaughnessey #gorgug thistlespring #zelda donovan #the bad kids

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universe-of-peoples · 3 months

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I think I’ve been disappointed by Super Bowl halftime shows ever since Katy Perry set the bar too high in 2015. Like, come on. The aerial entrance? The giant moving light-up tiger? Fricken Left Shark which became a meme. All the outfit changes. Like don’t get me wrong there have been some cool half-time shows since then, but not on Katy Perry’s level.

#where’s the theatrics #the technology #I keep getting my hopes up too high #I want something I can’t take my eyes off of but I just keep getting bored #super bowl #superbowl #super bowl 2024 #superbowl 2024 #half time show #super bowl halftime show #katy perry #left shark #football #shitpost #relatable #also this isn’t just about Usher I promise #this is something I’ve been thinking every year since 2015

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futurebird · 5 months

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pocopod > pocket square

Fashion! It keeps moving people, 👏👏please try to keep up!

#fashion #isopod #pocket square #hankerchief #bugs #bugblr #style #the new look #what's hot #the now look #the in trends #high fashion #fancy boring

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sturgeonposting · 5 months

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Sturgeon Board: Light Version

#idk why I did this I am bored and high #sturgeon fish #sturgeon #fish #ichthyology #fishblr #aesthetic

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7 · 9 months

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dignity and self-respect are Male traits.

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sleepytoycollection · 2 months

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Okay NOW Discord is actually done.

He's a Neighthan Rot base with a Clawd arm, a Heath arm, vampire cam legs, and a whole lot of custom sculpting. It's nice to finally have him as a complete doll again after sitting around in my parts bin for the better part of a decade.

I do plan to make him a custom outfit eventually, but I feel like if he lived in a universe where he was expected to wear clothes regularly, his day-to-day style would just be "looks like thrift store threw up on him". Or whatever the Barbie fashionistas line is doing nowadays.

#discord #my little pony #monster high #custom doll #doll repaint #I see too many humanizations of discord in a boring brown suit #stop trying to make him a tumblr sexy man and let him wear ugly outfits

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clonehub · 1 month

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#ch posts #star wars #the bad batch #commander wolffe #captain rex #bad batch spoilers #tbb #shit post #is this my first shit post as an image? probably #wolffe #rex #for anyone confused this is just my headcanon #rex has boring loser fashion and wolffe invented high fashion #EDIT: how many times will i adjust these goddamn images AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH #EDIT 2: kms how many times do i fuck this up before i get it right......

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cxlandine · 1 month

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the AUDACITY of kristen chilis applebees criticising wolfsong for not being serious enough - MA'AM YOU JUMPED FROM FABIAN'S ROOF ON A SHRIMP MOTORCYCLE INTO A POOL OF TARTAR SAUCE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE RELIGION!!

#she made a snowball fight and hot chocolate to celebrate the miracle of winter her goddess gave her #it's not sacrilegious to enjoy worship #kristen's holdovers from helio are actually really interesting to me #because all of the religious events she described in s1 were boring and she doesn't do stuff that's not fun/interesting to her #and yet when kalina talks up cassandra's worship to harnessing night and mystery like she does #when tracker celebrates the life and chaos she was always drawn to in galicaea #kristen kind of recoils back into this idea that worship should be laborious and tedious #idk it's an interesting conflict to me #d20 fhsy #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees #tracker o'shaughnessey

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too-many-paper-cranes · 3 months

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fun fact: in the room before the second hornet fight, the game doesn't unload her sprite after she runs off screen, so she just keeps running in the direction she left out of bounds, forever!

#blossom.txt #blossom plays hollow knight #hollow knight #randorando #anyway this is why silksong is delayed in case anyone was wondering #second but slightly less fun fact: there are several hazards out of bounds in this room that you can pogo and take damage to for no reason #they are very high above the oob geometry of this room and you will not be able to get to them without float of some kind #i refuse to believe this game is real #edit: also just want to note that the video didn't end because she ran off screen. it ended because i got bored of following #as far as i can tell she will in fact keep running indefinitely #what were they cooking

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tj-crochets · 18 days

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Hey y'all! This question came up when I had family visiting, and I am genuinely unsure of how common this is

#the person behind the yarn #I always have a deck of cards in any bag I carry with me #before I had a purse it was in my yarn project bag #before that in my school backpack #now that I have to take a purse when I leave the house for carrying emergency meds reasons #I have a deck of cards in there in case I'm ever bored somewhere and want to pass the time #and I was out with family and pulled out a deck of cards and they were very surprised #I do want to look up the instructions for a few more two or three player card games though #I mostly default to playing Speed and that's kinda unfair to play with kids #well okay maybe not unfair in general but A. I am very very good at that game* and B. the kidlet I was playing with was not familiar #with how the facecard numbers work #so I had to slow down a lot #(*when I had the deck of cards in high school Speed was usually what I played and I got a LOT of practice lol)

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shwarmadillo · 1 year

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2023 off to a STRONG start

#did I sit in front of this website for the entire 5 minutes before midnight EST. maybe. maybe so #dimension 20 #fantasy high #critical role #worlds beyond number #dropout #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #lou wilson #erika ishii #story time is boring time

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