#holy ffffffUCK

[notaflyeater]

Zato=1 !!!!!! Good lord

#guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #zato 1 #zato one #WALK PAST I PRESS REWIND/ref/lyr #holy ffffffUCK

[callmearcturus]

hey so

i have no idea how this happened bc i REMEMBER doing a full album listen when it cam out

but I just heard "Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea" for the first time

i have NO IDEA how???? like when i did my album listen did i accidentally skip the OPENING SONG?

THIS FUCKING ALBUM STARTS WITH THAT FUCKING DRUM?

jesus fucking christ what a fucking song

patrick your VOICE? like there's a lot of times i'm like "aaaah patrick, voice of an angel" but

i think.............. i love his voice here more than any other song? sssssomething about how he yo-yos up and down on the volume and the speed up/slow down cadence he's doing and the FULLNESS of his voice

ffffffuck me? holy shit.

#HOW DID I MISS IT? I HAVE NO IDEA #Spotify

[flame-shadow]

Finally got around to playing more of the Pale Court mod

My progress and thoughts under the cut:

Isma. ffffffuck the adds. holy shit. She herself is fine. I can read her, dodge her, and hit her with little issue. BUT THE FUCKING GULKAS !!!!!!!

I am not good at parsing events where there are many moving pieces. I do not do well in bullet hell scenarios. Never have. Too much visual information, might give me a headache.

So Isma's fight was r o u g h for me. I managed it!!! But it took a few hours. And I got Very frustrated at one point. I took a break once I recognized this, but it does ruin some of the fun to be frustrated for something that I can only be so consistent at. Hegemol took me an hour or two to beat, and he definitely challenged me too, but I enjoyed his fight. Unfortunately, I did not enjoy Isma's fight thanks to the gulkas. The fool eaters were obnoxious but significantly less awful than the gulkas.

But I beat her. I don't wanna fight her again, though. Not unless the adds are gone.

She was the final knight for me to beat!

So then, I went to the Abyss and did that whole thing. Took me a little over half an hour. A fun challenge! It wasn't easy, but it wasn't crazy difficult. I like how the Abyssal Bloom looks, but I do not like its effect when equipped. Kinda hurts my eyes to flash to the shade only for nail swings.

Then, I remembered seeing mentions of Tiso, so I figured whatever trigger for him would be in Kingdom's Edge. I checked his corpse first, then I went through all three Trials at the Colosseum. Then I dramatically complained to a couple friends about not being able to find him. ... then I realized that he's probably in Godhome.

And yeah, there he was XD

I engaged him a couple times, and he's killed me each time. I like what I've heard of his music, and so far his gun attack has managed to damage me a lot, less due to being difficult to dodge and more due to the fact that I keep laughing when I see it. Ah, Tiso. :)

I stopped after that, though. Gotta take a break. I still plan on doing some drawings for Xero vs. each of the challenges I've faced, since I'm using the skin of him.

Fun mod! I didn't expect it to be easy, and it sure isn't haha. I gotta find a list somewhere of all the things in this mod, cuz I will probably miss something otherwise. I wouldn't have even thought to check the Abyss for a trial or try searching for Tiso if I hadn't seen people mention it on tumblr or discord. That could be that I missed some hint, but maybe it's something that had to be spread from insider knowledge first. idk. good mod, though. great job, y'all, if any of the developers or other involved parties reads this

#hollow knight #pale court mod #rambling

[the-floof-lover]

So....this is an old draft that I forgot to post:

Hey guys! My school is hosting a character dress up day, and I thought I'd go as Alastor. Wish me luck

The aftermath: turns out it was only for book characters....but since alastor originally came from zoophobia, I was allowed. Also, 50 kids recognized me, and some brat screamed "HOLY SHIT ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE!!" so...I will never forget that. Oh, and my adorable girlfriend dressed up as a warrior cat, which was perfect because she's a furry. Oh, and the cane broke....so I could go "ffffffuck" and then launch myself back against a wall. That hurt...

#hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #cosplay

[bubblegumandkerosene]

evERYONE HOLY FUCK PLEASE GRANT ME YOUR ATTENTION FOR THE WRITING IN THIS SHORT FIC

so I read SO many fics, and I email myself some of the links to keep them and bookmark them and re read them later on. I do intend to share these at some point in some form,

But FUCK THIS ONE COULDN'T WAIT

Only 700 words and it FFFFFFUCK IT'S SO WELL WRITTEN IT BURNS SOMETHING IN MY CHEST

this was the note I left to myself on the email subject to come back to it later

hOLY FUCK INDEED, CHECK OUT THIS SENTENCE THAT KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT THEN SPOON-FED ME THE SWEETEST NECTAR

FUCK!!!

I don't know how to read that and Not have it Effect™ me, I had to put my phone down and let my heart and head Settle cause DAMN

I want it FRAMED and then CARVED into my brain

This was 700 words and each washed over me with healing mossy river water

Anyway BIG FUCKING PRAISE for @queerofthedagger I am going through their collection of 72 Merlin works (currently on guest because I forgot to set up ao3 on this device whoops, coming back to it with my account and kudos and bookmark) and oOOFF this isn't the only BANGER

thanks for listening

Hope y'all are enjoying your evenings and fics <3

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #fanfiction #arthur pendragon #merlin fanfic #queerofthedagger

[the-arcade-doctor]

Announcer: An enemy spy has entered the flag room!

Soldier: A SPY IN THE FLAG ROOM?!

[ DF Tapes: The Spy ]

Soldier: So, you'd think he would've stolen it by now.

Scout: Well... it's still there.

Soldier: I can see that.

*the door to the flag room is slammed open*

Engineer: HOLY FUCK, THE ENGINEER IS ENGI-HERE.

Soldier: There you are. What took you that long?

Engineer: I would have gotten here sooner because I was worried that snake sapped my sentry, but I had to fight off the Pyrotechnician first.

Scout: Understandable. Did he actually sap your buildings?

Engineer: Well, no, but he sprayed this weird Lambda symbol next to them.

Soldier: Odd.

Engineer: Anyways, are any of your backs getting itchy?

Scout: Yeah, actually. You mind scratching it for- AUGH

Soldier: Oh my god! The Engineer is a- HURK

*the "engineer" decloaks*

Spy: Alright. Now I just need to sneak back to my battlements and I'll be good as golden.

Spy: You are a british god of mischief amongst brain-dead patriotic fighters. You got in, you'll get out. Easy as tha-

*whizz* *pew*

Spy: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fffFFFUCK-

Spy: Oh Zeus, my bones feel heavy-

Pyro: Thanks for bringing the flag, pal! I'll capture it for you, though.

Spy: ... god fucking dammit.

[ End Tape ]

"Well, off to visit your mother!" /ref

[confused-robot-cat]

Americans: In this country we live by Christian values! Don’t like it, get out!

The Lord Almighty, God of the Christian Faith 2000 years ago: ‘S up fam. Listen. Remember all that stuff I said about stoning the gays and not eating fish on certain days and being racist to lobsters or whatever? Yeah forget all that. I’ve decided all you need to do is basically don’t be a dick (no lying, coveting, stealing, murdering, that kinda shit), and don’t worship false idols or graven images. Okay? And I’m gonna jot that down on stone so you know those are the rules, and nothing else I might have said before counts anymore. Bless all ye faithful. Ta-ta!

Americans: Pledge allegiance to that flag right now! And you better make sure there’s a crucifix depicting Jesus’ murder at the hands of man hanging on the wall! And if you don’t idolise the right celebrities and football players you’re gay and therefore an affront to God and I’ll have to beat you! Be thankful you’re not living in one of those Arab countries where they make laws based on their religion! Speaking of which, I think it’s about time we go murder some of them and steal their oil. God damn this is one holy ass country. America is God’s country. We’re. We’re. We’re so ffffffucking going to heaven, man. 

[barnaclebat]

God I ffffffucking love oatmeal holy SHIT talk about a safe food

[aleppothemushroom]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

HOLY FFFFFFUCK!

I WANT IT! I WANT IT SO BAD!

DADDY SONY GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

#spider man #spider verse #spider man across the spider verse #miles morales #spider gwen #spider man 2099 #columbia pictures #sony pictures animation #marvel #WRECK ME! #RUIN ME! #I WANT THIS MOVIE INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEE! #HYPE! #OH! #OH I'M HYPING! #OHHHHHHHHHH #SoundCloud

[the-kipsabian]

HOTEL GET

NSP IN LESS THAN HOUR AND A HALF

#mads yells #im gonna ffffffucking explode holy shit #its not fully sinking in yet that thats what im here for tbh #its gonna be when they let us in the venue probably #goddddd what have i gotten myself into LMAO

[asterroth]

the official mighty nein playlists are fucking GOOD and i’m listening to travis’ and it’s just a bundle of surprises. like imagine pray for me (from black panther) starting up with no warning and all of a sudden you’re like holy shit??????? fuck yeah???????? thank you god

#fjord’s playlist is fuckin. INTERESTING #travis is a nerd #and taliesin’s playlist is so well- #crafted and exactly what id expect from a gaudy bisexual goth clown #i havent listened to the others yet because i got too distracted by taliesin’s #OH FUCK DISTURBED’s COVER OF THE SOUND OF SILENCE IS ON HERE #HOLY FFFFFFUCKING Shit

[lizzienaut]

OK BABE IK UR ON HIATUS BUT I FORGOT U LIKED OMORI AND I AM. HAVING THOUGHTS I HOPE U DONT MIND ME SHARING.

-Kel 110% snorts please oh my god his laugh would be so boisterous like out of all of them he's def one of the most fun to tickle because he's either flailing sm or limp and howling

-Naturally Hero can tickle him the best because. Older brother privileges. He knows ALL his spots

-But also as he got older Kel got better at fighting back. And Hero def isn't as ticklish as him but he is decently so Kel knows the best spots

-Younger Aubrey would be the second most likely her giggles and cackles are also super bubbly and just childlike in a super cute way and she would blush so much but deny it

-Older Aubrey is less ticklish just bc of getting older and also disliking touch a lot more, but the group still remembers which spots work best and (in the everything is OK Au bc fuck u) once she gets more comfortable with everyone again she's not apposed to being tickled. She mainly lets Sunny and Basil, Mari is way too teasy and Kel and Hero would be embarrassing

-BASIL IS SO TICKLISH. His tolerance is honestly pretty low so they all know they need to take it much easier with him esp bc he can get overwhelmed

-His stomach is def his worst spot he doesn't laugh *too* loud but it'll get some high pitched belly laughs out of him

-Sunny is decently ticklish, but only with people he *really* trusts. Mari is obviously the best at getting him to giggle a bit, and Basil is pretty close

-He doesn't actually laugh but he is ticklish, the giggles are more so from being flustered and everyone still really enjoys tickling him even if he feels bad for not really laughing

-All of them absolutely use tickling to tire Kel out because that kid is a fuckin ball of energy and sometimes they need him to chill for a little

-(Also Aubrey does it to get him to "Shut up" /lh)

I HAVE MORE BUT. YEAH -Vee

VEE MY BELOVED

THE KEL HEADCANONS HAVE ME GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL IM SO IN LOVE W THESE P L E A S E SEND ME MORE HOLY FFFFFFUCK

EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND ALL OF THEM GET INTO TICKLE FIGHTS AND AUBREY AND KEL BICKER AND USE TICKLING TO ONE UP EACH OTHER IN GAMES AND STUFF OR TO ANNOY ONE ANOTHER AND BASIL IS JUST THE BIGGEST GROUP TARGET AND AAAAAAAAHHHHH

omg :’(( they all need to be giggly and happy my heart ACHES AGH

#game made me so fucking sad for a week straight istg #these give me so much Happy Chemical omg #pls more i’m begginf #*holding out my plate like a poor hungry victorian child* please sir….may i have some more #good SOUP #liz peeps™ #tickling #omori #vee <33

[celepom]

It's your birthday?? Congrats, holy ffffffuck!!! Hope you got celebrated big time!! 🎉🎉🎉

YUP! Not so much celebrating big time, just chilling and relaxing.

#Thank you! #Reply #pheasantmadness

[batwritings]

Hi! I finished that Farmer! Schlatt fic! I tried to tag you but since Im relatively new to Tumblr, thought Id sent the link here as well 😊 That way other can use it too!!

https://writer-bubbles.tumblr.com/post/653213565871964160/farmerschlatt-x-reader

🐶

🐶!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY FRIGGIN--

HOLY-- FFFFFFUCK I WANT THAT SOFT DOMESTICITY. I CRAVE. THANK YOU FOR THIS DAMN BLESSING AND YA'LL? PLEASE GO GIVE THIS LOVELY INDIVIDUAL THE LOVE THEY DESERVE!!!!

#bat writes #anon response #🐶anon

[sergegainsbourgs]

ok so i'm fucking sick and tired of people here saying that roger is ugly bitch how dare you look at him

Look at his eyes wow mate i love them so fucking much

the pose the presence the powerrrr look at my boy wow his figure so fab ✨

first of all let me tell ya that veiny arms are a kink of mine hmmmmph asdkkgkhgkkh look at that vein look at that face

ffffffuck nice ass baby you're doing amazing sweetie 😋

ughhhh this pic is just 😋

the leather jacket is fab but look at him he's precious

those beautiful hands awww the CONCENTRATION THE PASSION WOW

i love his nose ???? and when he has a cig between his lips like this it's asghjfjkhfghkk ya feel me ?

LAST BUT NOT LEAST OKAY HE'S NOT AS BUFF AS DAVID BUT HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT MAN ZAGJKHHJIJGVK

in conclusion : i'd gladly fuck him please bring me back to the 70s thank you

#my post #roger waters #Pink floyd #70s #Music #Don't worry bby #I love u #Fuck the haters

[symphonic-scream]

SHITSHITTITHFN OKAY I KNOW ITS A LITTLE LAYE IN THE GAME BUT AND YES IKYA YES I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOULDVE BEEN OBVIOUS SINCE WE SAID PIRATES FOR DRAGON LUKA BUT BUT I LISTENED TO NEVERLAND BY PRISMO BUT WYVERN WITH A PETER PAN BIT? LOST BOY? CAPTAIN HOOK- THING?? FFFFFFUCK IDK I JUST WENT 0 BRAIN CELL RN WITH THIS SHIT IDK

Ooh my god YES

Wyvern having Captain Hook vines holy hell

#feral jocks au #ml feral jocks au #luka couffaine #wyvern rouge