#i am going into cardiac arrest

[imafraidoftomorrow]

Thinking about Lan Wangji in wedding attire is actually going to be the death of me

#him in bright red and decked out with jade pendants and jewelry and hair ornaments UGH #i am going into cardiac arrest #lan wangji #lan zhan #mdzs lwj #mdzs lan wangji #mdzs lan zhan #mdzs

[catty-acid]

My heart cannot stand how much I love @naffeclipse cryptid boys ADBISNSSJTDJSUSGSJSYSFSHSJEHVDHSHS

#I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHH #I AM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST #JFBDUSHSYSBSAHE6YXYLCOCOHCOYXKGHXHFHCOUROYDGICOHCPHDYOIDOYDOYDOY #ABBABAAABABBABABABABABBABAABBABA #*Angry dog noises* #mentally ill #fnaf the daycare attendant

[no-phrogs-in-hats]

WhERE IS ALL OF THE SELINA MEYER FANFICTION??? THIS IS TERRIBLE. I CRAVE SELINA MEYER SMUT AND I RECEIVE NOTHING.

#veep #julia louis dreyfus #selina meyer #i need smut #I need fics of her #I am going into cardiac arrest

[redflagsandbanners]

Guess who confused the types of coffee in my parents' house and accidentally drank 4 doses of Greek coffee instead of a double espresso?

#I AM GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST #HA. HA #RIP ME I SUPPOSE

[beanghostprincess]

If I could only protect him from all the dangers of this world

#he's the cutest thing in the world i am going to go into cardiac arrest #he means the world to me i am going insane #i wanna hug him :( #he's just a tiny thing #one piece #black leg sanji

[comraderoscoes]

get a room x

#(and let me in it) #lewis hamilton #will buxton #dutch gp 2023 #people telling him how good he looks is my bread and butter actually #i am but a humble peasant and this keeps me going #cranking out ye olde photoshop so i can send my laptop into cardiac arrest to gif two old men flirting. worth it? no #lydia.gif

[ptllsdelmon]

twirling my hair, kicking my feet, blushing, giggling etc

#guys i am genuinely so down bad #THE CAP???? #i think i’m going into cardiac arrest #i’m so moved #i’m so incredibly moved #oh my god guys i am soooooo down bad 😫 #alexia putellas #fc barcelona #barca #fc barcelona femeni #barca femeni #fcb femeni

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

#artists on tumblr #call of duty #modern warfare #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #09 modern warfare #i am a soap and ghost girlie first and a human second. wahoo. #no thoughts only kevin mckidd's performance in cliffhanger uggghhh. “took the scenic route eh?" shut your MOUTH you beautiful man #“break's over roach. let's go.” what if i suffered cardiac arrest and died right now #you have the GALL to save me while i'm slipping off the iceberg. you have the GALL to grab my hand and throw me to the top so i won't fall #how dare you actually?? do you know what that did to me at age thirteen?? i bout flipped my lid and my dad looked at me like i was crazy #i need me a rugged scotsman and i need one now. i am no longer asking #sorry for exposing myself like this but you would understand if you played the dadgum game #lea shut up about fictional people challenge go #i hope i did him justice :( #i know he doesn't have the face paint for more than like two missions in mw2 but it's so iconic i can't leave it out #the oil rig + gulag getup remains one of his best i don't make the rules #that and the sierra leone one with the sleeves rolled up. real ones know #next time he will be awarded a shirt ^^)b need more anatomy practice for now though

[neverevan]

Wip Wednesday 📸

I am adamant on getting back into the saddle, so have yet another snip from the insta fic. It's kinda dramatic but it's still pretty much just the prelude lmao

The call turned out to be a major three alarm apartment fire, which, due to some faulty insulation no doubt, was going up in flames way faster than it should have in Eddie’s opinion.

After getting asigned into groups by the IC, they fought their way through falling debris, breaking down doors and looking for survivors, up to the very top floor, until they deemed the scene clear.

“Let’s get out of here.” Chimney called over, his voice muffled by his visor and the thick smoke surrounding them.

Eddie barely just opened his mouth to reply when the building groaned under their feet and the whole floor suddenly shifted with the loud, telltale creak of the walls.

“Let’s, let’s go, let’s go!” Chimney waved his arms around, urging Eddie and the rest of their group to make their way towards the stairs.

They were close, but not close enough.

One moment, Eddie was hurrying through corridors with singed wallpaper and billowing smoke and the next, he was free falling from two stories high and landing on top of a large pile of debris and his own oxygen tank.

The pain was unlike anything he had ever experienced before — and he was shot during his last tour in Afghanistan. In all fairness, it wasn’t that it was more painful than a bullet wound, more so that it felt like melting into scorching hot molasses; blisteringly hot and yet somehow numbing.

He couldn’t hear much aside from the blood rushing through his ears and the flames crackling away as they ate up the building around him, board by board — and his own breaths becoming louder and more spaced behind the plastic of his visor.

He knew what was coming and all he could hope for was that his team would get to him in time; or if not, that they’d get out of there alive without him.

✨I was tagged by and am totally no pressure tagging the wonderful @sunshinediaz @spagheddiediaz @goforkinard @exhuastedpigeon @nmcggg @bidisasterbuckdiaz @daffi-990 @diazsdimples @honestlydarkprincess @watchyourbuck @actualalligator mwuahhh 💛

#i am still on a high because of the sneak peek and i'll go into cardiac arrest when the ep comes out #and it's hard to think about anything else rn #😮‍💨 #anyway #buddie #911 #wip #the insta fic

[prwlnglthr]

YOUR BODY IS VACANT THEY CRAWL RIGHT THROUGH // vent art

#(I told a half truth: I said to expect vent art but this isn't about the DMV) #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fe3h #I've been off my antidepressants experimentally and it was fine until I reeeeally got smth to be anxious about and Anime Villain Chuckle #I need to go back I need to go back I need to go back I need to go back I need to go back I Am Thirty Seconds From Cardiac Arrest #I don't eat I don't sleep I can't think I am being accosted by demons and fiends (psychological problems) #ah. whatever this did certainly help. #spx art #spx digishit #spx fanart #spx chicken scratch #it is indeed my birthday I am officially older than mr the mitri (24)

[grapesodatozier]

“#true love won't desert you truly a mileven thesis statement of a lyric damn” EXACTLY!!!’ Exactly.

the way mike refuses to let her ever isolate or sacrifice herself. the way he is always there for her when she needs him and vice versa. i am going to cry i love them so much

#i could go on forever about this #about them being there for each other constantly #and when el is upset mike never stops until he knows whats wrong and how to help #the way he just wants to be there for her supporting her in every way he can #from setting the tunnels on fire to protect her to crossing the country just so she doesn't have to go through something so hard alone #HOW am i supposed to be normal about them?? #el seeing mike in trouble and getting on a bus to him as soon as possible in s2 #there are a million other examples but im going to go into cardiac arrest lmao #mileven #my favorites in the whole world <3

[shittyjakeenglish]

sends Jake a nice movie instead, because that's more enjoyable than a nuclear missile (I hope)

Day 34

oh jeepers thank you, hes rather tuckered out from all the. excitement

#technically tomorrow now but ehhhh whatevwr this took fucking ages #i think if i told an animation professor my animation process they would go into cardiac arrest #anyway i think this is my favourite shitty jake so far. look at him!! #ask #williamjakespeare #jake english #homestuck #my art #day 34 #EDIT: TUMBLR EHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE QUALITY I AM WEEPING ANDSOBBING.

[eggishere2005]

I am in fact rewatching season 2 and in the first 5 MINUTES

Crowley: Well, if i was the one running it all, I'd like it if someone asked questions. Fresh point of view.

I AM NOT WELL

#good omens 2 #aziracrow #anthony j crowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowly x aziraphale #crowley #aziraphel #aziraphale #good omemes #i am currently going into cardiac arrest #how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #how am i supposed to live like this #azi get your shit together crowley is crying on the floor #i am completely normal about this #like totally #yep that's me #im normal #i want to cry #like for real #and forever

[junkissed]

june 😭😭😭😭😭 did u see the new exclusive fairytale weibo update of jun and the girl cuddling 😭😭😭😭😭 trying so hard to be normal but the demons in my brain are like Your Husband Is Cheating On You

dont worry i have seen it and i have been nothing but ATTACKED by @onlymingyus and @duhnova and it is horrible and hurtful !!!! i am so Upset!!!!!!!

#🌠 : asks #💤 anon #screaming into a pillow crying sobbing throwing up coughing dying falling off a bridge sobbing wailing shrieking #i dont even have any words #only violence #i need to hit something #really really hard #MY HUSBDNAD :(((((((((((( #MY BABY MY BOYYYYYYYEYYEEUKRJEEHERN #I AM SUFFERING #i am actually really normal and sane dont worry #i want to hug him :(((( a lot :((((( he :(((( #he would be so snugglyn khsbndfjbsjhdgkjNBVFSNSD look at his face :((((( #im going into cardiac arrest

[sylvies-chen]

GUYS I SPOKE TOO SOON ABOUT THE GAYPOCALYPSE AND NOW THEY RELEASED THE HENRY INNER CIRCLE VIDEO FUCKKKKK ALL THIS CONTENT IN ONE DAY????

#heartstopper AND rwrb in one day is fucking wild #I am going into cardiac arrest. #rwrb #red white and royal blue #red white & royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #henry fox mountchristen windsor

[whatlovelykdramas]

The combination of the amazing writing and phenomenal acting of Dae Beom and Yeo Reum’s developing relationship is so top tier. Like these two haven’t even brushed pinkies and yet I'm foaming at the mouth whenever they're in a scene together.

#summer strike #we’ve had little to no skinship and yet their feelings for each other are so prevalent #that I want to tear my skin off #like how am I supposed to survive when they finally do touch?? #and don’t even mention kissing like the second they lean in I am going to go straight into cardiac arrest