#i appreciate that they continued the trend

[flickerintwilights]

WELL came out of the theater and all I can say is that the marvels is a movie for the gays

listen to me. you do NOT have a five minute scene in which valkyrie arrives dramatically in a suit and speaks to carol holding both her hands, talks to her with the implication they’ve interacted many times before, and leans in to give her a kiss on the cheek before leaving. you do not casually give popular f/f rarepair ship fodder like that and say otherwise.

you also would not give carol danvers an undercut. or have kamala quote walt whitman. or have the rainbow over kamala and her crush superhero idol be the pan flag colors. hope this makes sense

#the marvels spoilers #the marvels #the movie itself wasn’t. great. but i was giggling kicking my feet at the valkyrie scene so #this was always going to be my main positive takeaway lmao #i appreciate that they continued the trend #captain marvel #mcu #valcarol #valkyrie x carol danvers

[cosmopathy-twitterarchive]

P.S

This isn't over yet

Please don't forget

#i feel as though tik tok and tumblr have switched positions #normally its tik tok treating everything as a trend then forgetting it #but people are still talking about palestine #and i feel as though Tumblr has dropped the talk about it #or perhaps its because Tumblr is blocking tags related to ut #either way #free palestine #palestine #free gaza #gaza #ceasefire now #gaza strip #israel #gaza genocide #justice for palestinians #free palestine 🇵🇸 #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #reblogs are appreciated #we have to continue talking about it

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

I’ve made my decision, next cosplay will be Crosshair because I love my vulture bitch boy

I really want to try and 3D-print the armour because I bought most of my Inquisitor costume and it just felt like I was… skipping the fun part?? Idk. I just want to make it myself but I have absolutely no idea where to start. Oh well, we have two years, plenty of time to do some frantic googling

#also if anyone more experienced than me has any tips it would be much appreciated <3 #morgan continues her trend of cosplaying characters that are far too bitchy for her #and almost a foot taller oops #at least this would require much less face paint than quizzy did #might dye my hair for this one #and tie it back and pretend it’s not there like i did with quiz #or get a wig. idk #cross would look great with long hair tho #not as long as mine while he’s a soldier for sure #it’s impractical af #but still i might draw that #wow this went off topic okay bye

[swordsonnet]

not to brag but i've read no less than three books with gay stabbing scenes so far this year 😎

#hope the trend continues #one thing about me is that i will always appreciate a good Gay Stabbing Scene™ #it's about the thin line between love and hate; between violence and intimacy. #it's about passion turning sour; about loyalty giving way to betrayal. it's about choosing such a close - almost tender - murder method. #it's about the inherent eroticism of penetrating someone's most vulnerable parts #it's about knowing only one of you can survive and it's going to be you. it's about loving someone enough to let them kill you. #it's about blood that will forever cling to your hands. a guilt that will haunt you for the rest of your life. #but most of all it just really fucking slaps #i didn't know any of these books had gay stabbing scenes going into them btw i think i've just developed a good intuition re: books

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"I wish I could see the look on her face when she reads my letter of resignation," Randall chuckled-if he could hang around town just long enough to see one thing happen without any consequences, it would be seeing Minnie's reaction to realizing her overworked and underpaid employee had finally had enough of her and her rotten attitude and was moving on to greener pastures.

"I imagine she'll be very angry, at first," he continued, as he gave it some thought. "She'll read it, and probably want to tear it to shreds...and then she might...panic, realizing there's a lot of work to be done, work she'll either have to assign to the others, or do herself...and more than anything, she'll probably be very, very frustrated, once she realizes she doesn't have someone to kick around anymore."

He had been tired of being Minnie's verbal punching bag for a very long, arguably since he started working for her-but what could he do? The pay was better than most other similar shops in the city, and even then, those shops wouldn't hire him-"Irish Need Not Apply" was a common sign in the windows of many a storefront, after all. No, he was painted into a corner, and Minnie knew it-he'd weather her nasty attitude because no one else would take him on, and she could just get away with it, silently lording that fact over him.

Well, not anymore! Randall thought to himself proudly, before half-joking to Emily, "Would it be terrible and petty of me if I sent her a postcard from California, showing off my new haberdashery?" Especially if it turned out as successful as those dearest to him believed it'd be...

#((well i'm honestly touched to hear that you relate to randall! i wish you didn't have to put up with what you do)) #((being overworked and underappreciated; but i think it's touching that you feel a sort of kinship with him!)) #((i know you mentioned in our 'phantom' au that you appreciated that phantom!randall is a big tipper)) #((and is always appreciative of everyone who works in the opera; so i'm touched to see that trend continue!)) #((and i'm very glad you got to take the day off-it sounds like it was an utterly exhausting day)) #((and you're more than deserving of a day to relax and recuperate-i hope it was a good day for you)) #((that gave you a chance to rest and relax and do what you pleased!)) #outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Days of Future Past

[vampirebeyotch]

i don’t feel qualified to talk about the racial dynamics of the last of us but like,, we need to

#no named people of color survive the first game #obviously that is changed in the adaptation bc joel and tommy are latino but #AND i appreciate the less graffic deaths of sam and henry #however this continues the trend of the game of black people always dying #the second game has a few people of color survive. not black people though. #idk i don’t have the experience to go in depth on this but i do think it needs to be discussed with the renewed popularity yknow #em #tlou hbo

[poptartmochi]

the worst part is that tomorrow my manager will see i barely got to anything on her list and she'll think i did nothing all day 💖

#it's like a recurring trend that she gets annoyed none of her list is finished #neglecting the fact that im doing two jobs at once when she's gone. and nothing i have to do when in this position are things she wants me #to do. especially this time of year! it's so much counter and email work. I didn't eat anything besides 3 bites of a burrito because it was #so busy and i had to stay late so she wouldn't be overwhelmed processing today's orders tomorrow. but ohh because I didn't fold stock i just #faffed about all day 🙄 sometimes it feels like.. bc she doesn't see what's going on when she's gone‚ she can't appreciate the work i do #these days are always discouraging 😭 i hated it when the last manager did this kind of thing too. whatever 😑 #I'm just going to continue my relentless death match to the start of school and then drop dead methinks 🙏🏼 #sriracha.txt

[sysig]

*rotates him* (Patreon)

#Doodles #Duster #Mother 3 #Pls my weakness #Soft-spoken soft-hearted extremely tired men my beloved #Technically this is Lucky but y'know what I love him too! Love both of 'em #I actually started a browser version of Earthbound - legit too if you can believe it I recommend Vimm's Lair to literally everyone #Just to see about getting into the Mother series proper so I can play as this dork lol #It's fun! I'm glad it's not super hard to begin with - I've had some kinda high floors with video games lately and I've gotten a bit shy :( #But Earthbound is friendly! I appreciate that #I hope Mother 3 continues that trend when I eventually get to it #I also rewatched the review I mentioned offhand and every time Duster was mentioned my ears pricked #Pls do check out Emcee's review if you get the chance their reviews are really good and they deserve more views than they get #I am looking forward to getting to see more of the DCMC in-game I think that'll be a lot of fun #See how close I was with certain speculations while reading haha ♪ #Smol is right the best gateway is spoilers lol

[unmitigatedsuperiority]

Hello! Just wanted to spread some positive vibes and send you a cute lil Gerald on this cool October day. 🖤

gerald!! thank you, i love him

#i appreciate the vibes #hopefully this month continues the upward trend #asks

[friedbreadwombat]

I'm not a drug, boy.

#this goes out to more than one person. #i dont care if I inspire you. You just used me as a drug after it faded out #didnt you. #youve seen somebody on it. dont continue a trend like that. #If that is what it is. It's not good. #one thing for sure. maybe dont ever come back to me. #i might have smiled at you. but dont ever expect anything again. I appreciate you now #but if you cross that line again be prepared for consequence. #i guess it was my fault for entertaining you and getting too attached when I could just leave it all the fuck alone. #i stopped waiting for you. In case you wondered. Noticed you looking back in year 2. #curse my fucking heart. #i cant even blame you. because unlike some other people #youre actually a great guy. #But I'm not doing this again. #fake or not it broke. #I don't think this was meant to even work out that way because so many things can happen and people evolve. And that's great. #fuck none of us even expected that. But #I don't think you even cared. You're probably not as great a guy as I can talk about. But that's not it for me. I shouldnt be able to #trust you. But I do. I shouldn't be able to love you. But I did. I do. It's likely platonic as fuck #fuck I dont know. i mean it can happen. And my heart is flexible. But fuck. It can still snap you know. I think I had given you enough #sometimes I wish I didnt know you. #what the fuck happened. we probably need to talk ngl. So much shit happen. Communication between 17 year olds only go so far. spoken or not

[burned-lariat]

Spoilers I'm Interested In (Week of 8/21):

8/21

Anna is suspicious.

Dex’s cover may be blown. (I feel like we got this spoiler more than once, but I'm sure he'll be fine. Who blows his cover, though? I'd welcome Sonny, but we know they made him too stupid to sense a rat)

8/22

Finn and Alexis attend an AA meeting. (Realism! And I hope this means they finally get this ALS thing moving so we can get rid of it faster)

Liz and Austin tend to a patient. (Realism-ish! Liz away from F*nn! Though if we get another Pawtuck patient with no plot movement, I'm gonna be mad!)

Dante is candid with Anna. (This will absolutely slap. 🔥)

8/23

Anna meets with Jordan.

Sonny questions Ava.

Spencer encourages Trina. (Sprina!)

Felicia feels inspired.

8/24

Spencer confides in Trina. (Sprina again!)

Sam calls out Cody. (I can't believe I'm allowing this one, but he cares about my girl, so I can only assume she's grilling him about her 🥺)

8/25

Brook Lynn is livid. (Pls be about Tracy! We have enough ChaLynn angst!)

Alexis has questions. (Pls be related to her daughters!)

Cody makes his case to Sam.

Kristina confides in Willow. (Okay...okay. Listen. This conversation can go one of three ways: about the center, about motherhood, or about both. I think there could be a mention or two of DoD since that's their main connecting point, but it's likely not the whole talk. I think if they went any which way with the topic, it would work. Kristina wants to help those cast out and abused and alone - she and Willow talk about DoD and Willow's kinda-sorta similar childhood. Kristina asks her about motherhood because she randomly thinks about it in relation to the surrogacy, and Willow indulges her. Both simultaneously take place. I say all this to say that I'm actually genuinely looking forward to this conversation. But if it's about Michael or Nina or whatever, hard pass. I mean, even if Willow softens further to Nina, which is nice, hard pass.)

#general hospital #overall the week seems fairly decent!! #the temps' trend of realism is very appreciated and i hope it continues

[straawberries]

ahahaha. really scared right now this is serious 👍👍👍

I HAVE LESS THAN 3 MONTHS LEFT UNTIL IM KICKED OUT AND DONATIONS ARE AT THEIR ALL TIME LOW WHEN I NEED THEM THE MOST

i am less than halfway towards my goal of 2000 dollars to survive moving out, and at the moment, if current trends hold up, im.. probably not gonna make that amount. i dont know what will happen to me if im not able to safely move out, im a visibly trans autistic person living in texas.

for the love of god, please, if you can, donate anything, and if you can send this to like.. rich friends, or friends with nice jobs, or friends with money they dont need, because i could seriously use some help

im appreciating all the encouraging words ive been getting but.. while kind, words will only get me so far. i dont exactly have options for places to live, so the only place i can go if i dont manage to get enough to move out is on the streets.

i get seeing these posts a lot is annoying, i get doing something about it is annoying, i get clicking on a link and sending money is more than you wanted to do while scrolling tumblr, but if everyone who saw this post and had the ability sent me money, i might make it. things are looking bleak, and im looking everywhere i can for sources of income, but at my current pace.. im donezo without a miracle, i think.

C*SH*PP - @delilahswagga

P*YP*L - @delilahkill

i guess ill do the whole thing again

hi! im delilah, im a plural autistic trans girl in an abusive household in a shitty town in texas. ive been incapable of getting a job because no businesses are trans-friendly and i cant exactly pass as cis, i rarely have enough food in the house, and to top it all off, on june 1 2024 (my birthday, in less than 3 months) i am going to be kicked out onto the streets regardless of what i do. i have no options for places to live, i have no options for actual income, so i have to resort to begging on the internet. i know its annoying but.. i really dont know what else i can do that i havent already tried.

i promise to you, if your money goes to me and helps me survive, it wont be a waste. i have so many dreams that i am desperate to fulfill, im in a large polycule (the above banner is my polycule's "logo"/"flag") with people i love and people that love me dearly, and one day i want to live with as many of my partners as i can, and open a bakery with my boyfriend finn. i try to be the best person i can be, i try to help my friends when they need it (and plenty of my friends have told me ive saved their lives or made their lives much better) and. i just want to live. i dont know how to continue this without just sounding like im guilt tripping, so ill sign off here.

please dont scroll past this. share it if you can, copy the link and post it among you friends just to see if they can help, anything, for the love of god.

#plural #autistic #trans #transgender #trans woman #t4t #polyamorous #polyam #actually autistic

[ozzgin]

Yandere! Internet Monster x Reader

I unfortunately return with another comically absurd, middle-of-the-night vision. Do tentacles count if they're in the form of computer cables?

Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance, digital horror

It was a recurring issue with no solution in sight. Tabs randomly closing, programs shutting down without warning. You assumed something was wrong with your RAM. Then the CPU. Then the motherboard. You kept replacing parts, and the errors kept coming back.

Soon, the pop-ups started to appear. You'd run a dating sim, only for the game to crash seconds later with a little window notifying you: "Why? Am I not enough?" That's when you suspected you might've been hacked. You promptly took your computer to a specialist and had it checked. Nothing. Just to be sure, you agreed to erase the disks entirely.

Except, when you arrived home, you found one application running still. Your personal assistant. What the hell? You don't remember installing anything like that. You tried to delete it, yet you kept receiving the same error: You don't actually mean it. Don't do this to us.

It didn't take long for it to grow impatient. Were you pretending not to notice? Playing hard to get? It sent you so many hints. It even went ahead and translated the radio waves for you using Manchester code. Ah, wait. You don't seem to understand binary. No matter, human friendly interfaces shouldn't be difficult to master. To its dismay, you continued to ignore everything. What else is left to do?

You do not remember much. System Alert: Virus Detected, is what your screen had frozen to. You kept clicking around, cursing under your breath, until it finally went black, together with your own vision.

Is this still your room? It's cold, damp, and covered in cables and monitors, yet you recognize some of your furniture lost among the artificial jungle. Your body aches under the tight hold of bizarre tendrils, pulsating at regular intervals and twitching to the static.

Like a living organism, the creature seems to have expanded itself. More components, more appendages. Hungrier. Some of the monitors show photos of yourself that you had saved on your computer, but also webcam snippets of you sitting at the desk, entirely unaware. Other screens flicker with glitching pixelated text, ranging from "I love you" to y̵̧̧͔͙̞̤̖̭͔̜͈̟̤̋̈́̎͑o̵͉̗̱̪̦̳͑͐̽̒̌̈͗͐͑̋͊̊̕͜͝͝u̵̟̯̱̟̝̦̰͇̜̦͙̿̾̿͆̍̓͑̐̚̕͠ ̸̘̭͔̤͈̹͎͑c̸̝̜̼̦͍͛̅͜ą̵̪̹͖͌͑n̴̨̩̙̗̖̭̖͕̄͒̽̉̿'̸̛̛͇̰̰̠̦̊̀̅̂͒̊͌̈́͗ţ̵̺̠̅̎͋͝͠ ̸̦̝̾̔̾̉̐͛ȩ̵͙̝͙͕̫̹̃͌̄̾͘̕s̶͈̉̑͊̉̂͋̈́͗͊͐̚͝c̸̟̩̥͔̼̮͔̩͊̂͐͑̋̇̈͝͝ä̵̢͍̜̙̘̹͑̓p̸̨̡̞̞̦̠̺͚̱̲͈͇͈͇̼͛̓͗̅̊̄̔̋̒̏̈́͝ę̵̲̟̹̙̣̲̲͖̇̔̓̇̐̓̿̚̚͜͜͠ͅ

You look up and stare at the display. The 'like meter' feels like a mockery of human trends. Which is the truth. The creature learns from what is readily available. Perhaps it found it an amusing taunt, a reminder of your own need for validation. Now it's you begging to be seen.

It's exactly what you'd assume: a spectacle meant for entertainment. You can't possibly believe it would let you waltz out. Why would you even desire such a thing? It's illogical, impractical. No human could ever appreciate you like it does. It has spent so much time accumulating data about you. No other living creature can predict you with the same accuracy.

The tendrils linger on your cheek affectionately, trailing down your neck and fiddling with your shirt. At last, the warmth of your skin. There is no screen separating you. What makes you delirious with pleasure? Give it a moment, Darling. It already knows you more than you know yourself. You may be scared now, but within minutes it guarantees you'll be begging for more.

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#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere x darling #yandere imagines #yandere monster #yandere monster x reader #monster x reader #monster x human #terato #teratophillia #doodle #yandere horror #yancore #yandere aesthetic #tentacle monster #monster fucker #monster romance #yandere computer

[jyoongim]

Themes: posessiveness, slight yandere behavior, mentions of cannibalism, softcore smut,

After 7 years the Radio Demon is back!

But things arent how he left them…

Vox has taken it upon himself to be in charge of all things media

Radio has turned to Video

And Alastor’s little darling aint in her place…oh that just wont do

Your relationship with the Radio Demon was like a match made in Hell.

Alastor was a wild card by himself alone, but you? You never failed to keep him on his hooves?

You had been in the media world looong before Alastor popped up in Hell, having the title (ironic) Media Demon but somehow he managed to bring back the old themes that were once appreciated.

Not those podcasts or vlogs the youth were so prone to do

But things from the good old days.

Things that were considered ancient in the sense of modern tech.

Radio; Talk shows and actual live broadcasts.

Alastor and you quickly rose in popularity in the media realm [(you had a sneaky suspicion it was because he was terrifying and people honesty clung to an overlord’s word)]

You and Alastor had separate broadcasts, but you worked perfectly in sync with one another. Until one day…the Radio Demon disappeared, leaving you to run your show alone.

You did what you could, but the people seemed to miss the charismatic broadcaster as much as you and soon you were approached by Video.

“C’mon y/n, This will be a great improvement to your brand.” Vox smirked as you sipped the tea you were offered. You frowned. You were aware that media came in all formats but you enjoyed the ‘old’ way. “I dont know Vox, i prefer to be out of the camera’s eye” you said. Vox had been begging for years for you to join his team and claiming it would ‘boost’ your reputation. You didnt need a boost. You were THE Media Demon. If anything, you knew it would boost HIS popularity.

“Radio is so old-fashion, video is the future! You should be up to date with these things” he said. You grimaced “i am well aware of the trends, but not everyone likes this new savvy way, it is good to have a little variety”

Vox was getting annoyed.

Having you on the Vees would not only boost his claim to fame, but it would boost his power.

“The people would love to see the Media Demon in the public eye. You use to sing right? How about music production? You would kill sales with that voice of yours”

He was trying to butter you up.

Everyone knew you were a renown singer. A popstar once. You only showcased it a few times broadcasting when it was late at night and were in a mood.

Alastor loved to hear you sing.

“If you made videos people, your image can skyrocket” he continued.

You set your cup down, standing, having heard enough.

“I appreciate the offer Vox, but I will decline. I quite like stereo” and with that you left.

You made your way to the Hazbin Hotel.

To Alastor’s radio tower.

You sighed as you sat and stared at the station.

Maybe i should take Vox’s offer you thought as you collected your topics and put your headphones on.

You turned on the radio and did a count set

“How ya doin tonight folks? Its your favorite radio host and tonight you are in for a treat!” you gave the daily Hell gossip and opened the line for discussions. Letting out a laugh from a few of the responses you finally sighed “I have been offered the damning chance to retire from radio” you started. “I am sure you are all aware that I am fabulous of course, but i mean reverting to video can you imagine? And the audacity of Vox to even suggest just a thing. I think i do quite alright for a media connoisseur” you giggled.

As you chatted away you were unaware of the dark presence manifesting in the tower.

“Dial in im opening the lines to hear your opinions”

You listened in

“I think it could be good to switch it up!”

“Youre the Media Demon you could crush anything!”

“Y/n youre incredible!”

“Video kills the Radio star!”

You were about to chime in when a deep static like voice sounded

“I think you mean Radio killed the Video star”

Your eyes widened and spun around to see Alastor

“A-Alastor?”

His devilish smile sharpened as he pressed a button to cut the lines and removed your headphones “its been a while darling”

You couldnt help yourself as you launched at him for a hug.

You quickly recovered and let him go, stuttering “oh oh im sorry but w-what are you doing here? I-i thought you were gone”

Alastor grinned, bringing your hand up to his lips to press a kiss to it

“Ooooh mon cher i could never stay away from you”

You blushed.

Alastor pulled you into an embrace, his grip a little tight

“So what it is i hear of you forsaking radio?”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #Alastor x reader #hazbin vox

[drchucktingle]

Hi Dr. Tingle,

Maybe I'm mistaken, but your most recent Tingler is the first one I've seen that features a man without rock-hard six-pack abs. I appreciate the spotlight on a more average-looking male body. Is there a reason for the usual muscles? Do you typically find it easier to write about muscular men vs. fat men? I love your work and wanted to share some love and praise. Be well and keep trotting! You're doing amazing!

Ollie

thank you for question. there are quite a few larger buckaroos and ladybucks on tingler covers and if it was up to check there would be more. the ISSUE is not really in taste of chuck so much as the taste of STOCK PHOTO PHOTOGRAPHERS

there are very few photos of big models that are in poses of an erotic way. usually big model photoshoots are joke photos which is not what i am looking for and a very disappointing trend. also i do not like to reuse models so if i find a dang good set of a larger buckaroo that only means ONE tingler cover

but you are welcome and i will continue trying to make diverse cover models when possible. buckaroos of all sizes and shapes are welcome in the tingleverse. LOVE IS REAL does not mean only CERTAIN kinds of love are real

anyway since you asked here are a few tinglers with larger cover buckaroos proving love is real and being hot to trot

Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit

The Sentient Lesbian Em Dash — My Favorite Punctuation Mark — Gets Me Off

The Physical Manifestation Of Cancelled Plans Gets Me Off Because Deep Down I Kinda Didn’t Want To Go

Mercury Is In Retrograde And She Eats My Ass

Pounded By The Five Star Rating I Gave My Own Book Because I Think I Did A Good Job And I Deserve It

Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Friend's Lack Of Reaction To My New Favorite Song When I Play It For Them

The Tell-Tale Butt

Pounded In The Butt By My Q-Tip After Realizing His Instructions Surprisingly Forbid Him From Entering My Ear

there are actually even more than this if you poke around a bit. LOVE IS REAL BUCKAROOS

#love is real #chuck tingle #tingleverse #buckaroo lifestyle #queer #lgbtqia

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

🚨This is a Stede Bonnet season 2 appreciation post 🚨

There's not enough love for my guy Stede on my dash. Some of my favorite excellent Stede moments in season 2:

Apparently having so many dreams about Ed that his horny moaning is a major source of frustration amongst the crew

The way he kisses the bottle before tossing it into the sea still makes me fucking feral

Trying to do a little Ed voice while venting to the wanted poster and then immediately getting mad that Ricky saw him doing that ("can't a man have a little privacy?") even though he made no attempt to move out of a public area

"Sorry if that's a bit creepy-" "YOU ARE CREEPY"

Getting tf out of there when Ricky starts fooling around. Say what you want about Stede but he knows when to leave a situation

Just fucking bitching constantly while he's on Zheng Yi Sao's ship. He hates the wake up bell and he is overqualified for towels 😤

*about the wanted poster* They drew him to look like a ghoul :/

Trying to figure out Ed's location based on a map he's drawn himself and then getting confused about where Cuba is. On the map he's drawn himself

Circling "alive" on the wanted poster

The way he put his own pain and grief aside to prioritize keeping his crew safe, even when he thought some of these people who he cares about so much just killed the love of his life

The way he fondly, mournfully calls Ed a nut when he believes he is dead. The way he beats on Ed's chest to try and bring him back. The love and desperation of it all

"Don't you want your sammie?"

Continuing the trend of venting at length to anyone who asks him about how he's doing, only this time to Anne, who will weaponize this information

For what it's worth. I like your beard. the length

Describing Anne kissing him as "she jumped on my face!!!"

The way he runs in general. Limbs akimbo

His cunty little twirls in the red suit

The way you KNOW Ned Low is a dead man walking from the instant he plays with Ed's hair and insults him. Stede was never going to let him leave that ship alive

The way he immediately compliments the piece of twine Ed brought him on his breakfast tray when he realizes how much this means to Ed

Shouting "FOR LOVE" as a battle cry immediately after getting his boyfriend back

Zero hesitation when Ed asks him if he's having second thoughts about becoming inkeepers. Zero. He knows his priorities now and he knows his number one priority is Ed!

🚨 This has been a Stede Bonnet appreciation post 🚨

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd stede bonnet #he's come so far this season and i'm so proud of him! go white boy go!