#i couldn't believe it

[nerdygyaru]

#the way i actually called this man silly in GAME #astarion #baldurs gate astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 #bg3 meme #baldurs gate 3 meme #baldurs gate 3 #meme #mine #games #dialogue was 'you're sweet and a lot sillier than i expected' #i couldn't believe it #he is very silly and i love him

[beck404]

Heartstopper season 3 is officially in production!!

credits to: netflix via twitter!

#OMG #i couldn't believe it #who else is excited #heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper comic #netflix #heartstopper season 3 #nick and charlie #nick x charlie #narlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #kit connor #joe locke #lgbtq #gay #bisexual #alice oseman #alice oseman art #osemanverse

[chicagocubsreactions]

The fans wanted it...Bellinger delivered... [4/2/24]

#chicago cubs #cubs #cody bellinger #I couldn't believe it #I was laughing so hard #let's watch that on replay

[eynnwwyjth]

SEBEK AND MALLEUS WERE FIGHTING!?!?

#i couldn't believe it #senek would rather eat my left shoe than fight malleus #what were they fighting about tho im curious #twisted wonderland #disney twst #welcome to my twisted mind #twst #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland sebek #twst sebek #sebek twst #malleus draconia #twst malleus #twisted wonderland malleus #ravnfaye updates ✨️

[gumpasgarage]

I really thought Golf was joking when he said he wanted to fuck on the rooftop since it was the end of the world.

Guess not though

#I couldn't believe it #there's always some couple in apocalypse shows that have to do the nasty whenever possible #thats golf and art #till the world ends #thai series #thai bl series

[puckinginsane]

Jamie Benn sends the game to overtime and I died.

#jamie benn #dallas stars #nhl #live hockey #haven't seen him score live in so long #i couldn't believe it

[amtrak12]

Oh my god my spouse just smacked me with so much psychic damage I had tears streaming down my face and my chest still hurts from angry laughing.

Me: Oh! If Dreamlight Valley did do a Disney Channel Originals themed Star Path with Kim Possible*, that means we would get Rufus as an animal companion! :D

My Spouse: Rufus is a dog, right?

Me: *35 points of psychic damage* *dying but not yet dead*

My Spouse with his second attack: No, weasel!

Me from my grave: A NAKED MOLE RAT YOU ASSHOLE!!!

#LMFAO #I couldn't believe it #'I've never watched the show!' #THEN DON'T FUCKING GUESS JUST ASK ME INSTEAD! #*I just took a Dreamlight Valley survey about the Star Path and premium shop and they asked about upcoming themes #and one them was Disney Channel Originals with the examples of Kim Possible and Lizzie McGuire listed #and yes. Correct. Obviously the developers understand their primary audience is in their 30s #Like the twitch streamers might be in their 20s still but the majority of the people buying early access must fall into the 30-40 range #if they're going to pull classic 2000s Disney Channel Originals like Kim Possible and Lizzie McGuire as their go to examples #(two of my favorite childhood shows btw) #(I will DIE if that ends up a Star Path theme) #(RUFUS MY BELOVED! You'd be my animal companion forever and ever and ever!)

[swemoville]

MCR announced their reunion almost 4 years ago. We've been seeing images of them reunited for years. And still. Still to this day I see a GIF set or a beautiful JPEG or fan art of something after the reunion and i just think what a beautiful time to be alive. Like I honestly can't believe that this is the world I get to live in. I remember 1800 people calling me and texting me after The Post™ and just knowing my world would never be the same. What I wouldn't give to tell that girl there's so much beauty in store. Just you wait.

#the weird thing is my obsession with mcr was kind of on the decline when they broke up #not like i was over it they would always be apart of me but for the first time in 3 or 4 years i was listening to something else #then they broke up and it really all just cemented in my psyche because i was obsessed with tracking MCR 5 #like remember pixie gerard in the big ass chair with their little feet tucked up and a big palm hand saying MCR F I V E #she was everything to me and then suddenly it was just over with no explaination #i couldn't believe it #and then i was back in the trenches for the next 5 years #mcr you have tortured my psyche for too long #mcr #personal #text #rant

[jessreallywantsitall]

buzzfeed made a Chandler Bing quiz with a question for each season. Lauren reads the questions to me so I can avoid the multiple choice options bc I like a challenge. She says "Chandler had a roommate before Joey, what is his name?" and I immediately think Chicken. and immediately know that it's not the answer but I can't get Chicken out of my head so I tell her "I know this is wrong but all I can think is Chicken" and she laughs and says "well, you're soooo close!" and I start thinking "Chip? No that was someone else. Is it a poultry name? Rooster? Nooo. It's something unusual but what is it?" and I fold and tell her to give me the options. It was Kip. and the significance you say?

I remembered it in the wrong language. We laughed so hard.

#my brain associates Friends with English and it was like 'yeah chicken!' #but no #it was kip #I couldn't believe it #welcome to my weird world

[papersak]

I've listed my acrylics for sale! It's my first time ever mailing merch or anything like that and I'm sorry in advance for whatever I mess up. 😭

(also, there are several extra Rages with bad bases; trying to figure out the best way to list them at a discount)

(USA shipping only; sorry, everything else looked expensive and confusing)

#dance dance revolution #i have no idea what i'm doing #it goes without saying but yes these scuffed drawings are my designs #people asked me that when i did an interest check #i couldn't believe it #who else would draw these 3? lol #ok ミフ would but then they would look way cuter

[alfareria]

I won't lie i cried watching the meteor shower at 1:32 am on Saturday bc it felt very beautiful and very awing to be able to step outside of my front door and have a million stars and space matter all staring back at me, all long dead.

#i couldn't believe it

[ghostlyanon]

I’M HECKING SPEECHLESS.

Tighnari incoming one x10 pull after Zhongli:

#I GOT ZHONGLI AND TIGHNARI UNDER 50 WISHES #I ONLY USED 40 OF THEM #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT #i thrive in sleep ( ooc ) #tbd #AAAAAAAAA

[endlesscacophony]

What horror trope are you?

White Clouds Dimitri: The Haunted House

decrepit and falling apart at the seams; time has not been kind to you, has it? termites have nestled in your bones, and stray cats find comfort in your sinews. you may be victim to time and erosion, but your abandoned corpse remains a refuge for unwanted things. vermin and ghosts thank you. what greater kindness can there be than offering shelter?

Post Timeskip Dimitri: The Killer

was there ever a choice? maybe, but that fork in the road is far, far behind you. you surround yourself now with sharp things, tools to harm, and they have become your only family. you are the thing that goes bump in the night, and you hunt for scurrying mice like a hungry cat. maybe, just maybe, though, one can finally put an end to your hunt, and allow you to finally rest.

End Game Dimitri: The Lover

love has brought you to this place, and it will not let you leave. fear clutches you, constricts you, and it will have you killed– and yet, it is still no match for the bounty of your heart. you will try as hard as you can to protect the object of your affections. evil is nothing in the face of your warmth. even if you are successful in protecting your lover, that does not guarantee your own survival. your heart has doomed you, but what greater death is there than dying for love?

Tagged by: @svnsworn​​

Tagging: @ervaurem​​ for Noctis, @shuttersnapped​​, @divinabestia​​ for Orochi, Gladio or Ravus, @armatization​​ for Milla or Claude, and anyone else who wants too!!

#Did I take this test three different times channelling the three very different distinct dimitris and get three DIFFERENT answers? #yes. #yes i did #I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT #i was like lol wouldn't this be funny #AND IT BROKE MY HEART ACTUALLY #𝙒𝙖𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 - 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙣’𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 (𝘋𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘳𝘪 || 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴)

[unamused-kookaburra]

Manager: one of the girls on the closing shift last night asked me what a photo block was lol. I told her not to worry if she didn't know and just leave it for you guys in the morning haha

Me and my co-worker, who have been saying for ages that people need to be trained properly because a good amount of people don't know how to do basic photo orders so it results in a pile up and the same people doing all the work: hilarious

#i couldn't believe it #like maybe you should've shown her how to make it #i keep getting sent down there to help with orders because the people they put there just arent trained its ridiculous #personal

[ponury-grajek]

rel, Shoko

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #shoko ieiri #satosugu #i can't believe i actually drew something for this fandom #i'm not even jjk fan #but this text was sitting in my mind for too long i couldn't help it

[feluka]

In front of the Journalists' Syndicate, Cairo, Egypt, on 15th January 2024.

The crowd chants:

مصر مشاركة في الحصار معبر بيننا و بين اهالينا الصهيوني متحكم فينا طول ما الدم العربي رخيص يسقط يسقط اي رئيس عملوها احفاد مانديلا و احنا فخوف و فعار و مزلة عايزين المعبر مفتوح

Translation:

Egypt participates in this siege! A crossing between us and our people! Controlled by Zionists! As long as Arab blood is seen as cheap, Any and every president must fall! Mandela's grandchildren have done it, While we are seized by fear, shame, and humiliation! We demand Rafah Crossing open!

#i wanted to say how huge this is #how we haven't had any act of open resistance to our regime in years and that i couldn't believe what i'm seeing #but i can't call it huge because it's the bare minimum #still. we haven't done the bare minimum in many years. #free palestine #idk if 'grandchildren' has any infantalizing connotations in english but he is saying it as an honor #maybe i should use descendant but i translated the man's words as accurately as possible and that's what he said