#i have to go back to work on monday

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #peter capaldi #pearl mackie #i say this every time i gif this scene but i love it so much #also update on my recovery: everything feels pretty much back to normal now!!! #i have to go back to work on monday #and i have like a week or so to get all the report card stuff done so that's great..... #oh well one more day off tomorrow though #ok good night friends

[zosanbrainrot]

I'm not just cooking, i'm baking a whole ass CAKE

not 100% happy with the design but I wanted to get it out of my system, I went for darker and more muted colors for Zoro while still utilizing the usual elemnts of his outfit like the sash and the haramaki. also the color palette for the full outfit turned out very tasty, like it makes me think of chocolate and sweets. not sure about the use of haramaki though, I feel like it makes the proportions a bit awkward when everything else is dark, but it does make the shirt fold nicely so I may keep it in the end

now that I'm further into WCI I think I should add a suit version as well for the wedding bit hmmm

My idea for this is after coming to Big Mom's territory and fighting her commanders they get to the Germa carriage just like in canon. Zoro watches Sanji fight Luffy, restraining himself from interfering. He respects Luffy's decision to not fight Sanji back, but the moment Luffy gets knocked down it's Zoro's turn to try and bring the cook around and he's not gonna hold back

a very tense fight ensues

#I have a comic for the fight in my head but I'm gonna need time I have so many artworks started lmaooo #amazing that tomorrow is Sunday #have a whole another day before monday and going back to work #and I dont have to do anything!! #anyway #my art #zosan #zoro #roronoa zoro #sanji #whole cake island #whole cake arc #wci #one piece fanart #one piece #fun fact: I was coloring the top pic while having an evening mode on my screen and I didn't realize it #but I liked it with that filter so much that I recriated it at the end thats why it has them juicy sunset colors #wci zoro au

[becca-e-barnes]

I think too much in real life to fully let myself enjoy some activities so I'm going to live vicariously through the characters I write 🙃

He's here for pleasure. You're not under any illusion about his intentions. Sure, he'll let you snuggle up beside him afterwards, playing with the little soft curls on his chest. He'll kiss your forehead and smooth your hair and you'll laugh together about the silliest things but it's no secret that it's the sex that keeps him coming back.

Secretly, it's exactly what you need too. It works well for both of you. You get someone who has the confidence and experience to show you things you didn't even think you'd be into and you get to simply enjoy the way he gets off on pleasuring you. There's no need to feel shy around a man who's told you his secret filthy fantasies.

"What's one thing you've always wanted to do but have never had a chance to?" You probe one evening, taking your necklace off and placing it on the bedside table, well aware he's probably wearing more of your lipgloss that you are after the way he greeted you at the hotel room door.

You hop onto the bed to take your shoes off, enjoying how the mattress bounces you slightly.

He doesn't answer right away, pouring two glasses of a sweet, chilled Riesling before handing one to you. You take a sip, trying not to put him under pressure but the time he's taking to consider your question makes you even more curious.

"If I tell you, I'd like you to try it with me. So how badly do you want to know?" He stands in front of you and places the glass to his lips and in that moment, you couldn't want anything more than you want to fulfil a fantasy for him. You want to be something he's never had and offer him opportunities to enjoy your body that he might never have again.

"Tell me. We'll do it." You hardly even have to think about it.

"I'd like to lick you. All of you. Run my tongue all over your body. Find what makes you shiver. Find what makes you moan. Find the places that are so ticklish you need me to stop. I want to lick all the places you've never been licked before. If you'll let me." He really could make anything sound appealing.

Excitement fizzles in your core and a real desperation begins to build. Just being around this man makes you wet so you can't help the fact you're ready for him already.

"If that's what you want to do, I'll let you." If you're honest with yourself, you'd probably agree no matter what he asked for. You trust him enough to know he won't take you further than you're comfortable with.

~~~

You knew what you were signing up for but you didn't think it'd feel like this. Why the hell haven't you tried this before?

He's kneeling at the end of the bed, stroking his cock while his hot, wet, stiff tongue flicks gently against your asshole and there's no denying how much you're enjoying the pressure there. You couldn't hide it if you tried. You're so wet, you're practically dripping and it only spurs him on. It's intimate in a way you don't think you'll ever recover from while being one of the most erotic things you think he's ever done. There's nothing to be embarrassed about it when it's clear he's enjoying it just as much as you are. Maybe more.

The way you're gripping his hair has you wondering whether the strain on his tongue or his neck will overwhelm him first but he shows no signs of relenting. That is until he stands up, already looking delightfully over-pleasured and sinks his cock into your fluttering, neglected cunt without a word.

If he goes too fast it's all over and he knows it but he can't resist holding both of your ankles, watching you while he places open mouthed kisses to the soles of your feet, thrusting into you with slow, calculated strokes.

#becca writes spice #becca's thots #dbf!bucky #dads best friend! bucky #I just want to get some of my personal needs out before I go back to writing requests #I have a couple more fantasies that I can't shake so I'll have to write those soon #I had an assignment due this afternoon and oh boy #Leaving it to 9pm last night before I got started was a plan that I knew would suck #but I was in my second job all last week and couldn't be bothered starting any earlier than that #so I worked from home today to tackle the sleepies #and I spent all day working from bed with an Easter egg so like... pretty good Monday #tw: alcohol mention #tw: alcohol #can you tell I've been to one single wine tasting event 💅🏻

[belligerentbagel]

even Atlas has only two hands

vent art

#this one's for all the teachers out there #horror cw #hands cw #draws #after 2.5 years of caution and masking everywhere; i tested positive for covid on wednesday morning (first day of fall semester) 😔 #at earliest; i can be back in the classroom on monday #wednesday itself was an absolutely horrible 24 hours (but admittedly the anatomist side of me has been going 'ah! physiological data!') #but thursday and friday were a grim indicator of how much capitalism has rotted my brain #because after getting through 24 hours of a MASSIVE illness with undetermined long-term effects; i felt compelled to return to the #6-hr-sleep 18-hr-waking cycle that i was accustomed to; out of GUILT for falling behind in work #(note: i was NOWHERE near 100% back on thursday. i could have charitably been put at 50% - still headaches & fatigue & productive coughs) #a friend had to very sternly tell me 'you cannot solve structural problems through constant 80-hour-week heroic measures' #'you especially cannot do this when you are recovering from a debilitating illness which has the potential to remain a - #- serious lingering problem if you overwork yourself' #like. gods. yeah. it's not my fault that my classrooms are stuffed to the student maximum that our union has valiantly maintained #it's not my fault that the district only gave us one pre-semester prep day; meaning that my room & plans were left unfinished before day one #and - even bigger; it's not my fault that public health in the US is careening into 'can we pretend hard enough like nothing's happening' #my students will have a milquetoast start this fall semester. that is fine. #their teacher might not be able to stand and talk for longer than ten minutes at a time #i will do what i can. i still care about them. i am reading their introduction emails and smiling a bunch. #but i refuse to allow myself to be consumed in order to keep this fire lit.

[blaiddraws]

HOWDY FOLKS I've not drawn very much as of late since. uhhhh. SEVERAL things happened. but one of them is because i went to a miniature painting convention this past weekend!

it was super fun! here's a couple minis i painted-- first one was just for fun and i want to make her into a character now, second one i did in a class on painting with limited palettes! i did that with only three different colors of paint!

#thee colors. three bottles! didn't even use black or white! it was just a really dark blue. a magenta. and a yellow #*three colors. not thee hdsjhssjhd #anyway other reasons i haven't drawn much is. the weekend before that i was helping a friend with stuff #we had to. put kiki down last monday. that was not fun #and kiki's health had been declining for weeks before then #and I've been super busy packing and going back and forth between my parents and my apartment ~3 hrs away #and preparing for school. so yeah it's been. pretty busy as of late! I've done little doodles #here and there #and I've managed to join the aggies a few times #but yeah. owudoshdjdgdjdhfjgj #OH NORMAL TAGGING STUFF I SHOULD DO THAT #miniature painting #miniatures #idk actually... what to tag.... oh well! #OH I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER MINI I PAINTED don't have a picture for it yet #and i started working on a fourth but didn't end up finishing it before the convention ended

[xianyoon]

lit my gardenia candle ... had a waffle ... woke up way too early ... good morning friends i am officially back to school !!!

#― ying talks. #year 2 semester 1 here i come TT #-> every day i wake up and go I LOVE SOCIAL WORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!then i trudge to the train station #anywayz !!!! good morning !!! happy monday !!! even if it isn't so happy ;w; #i hope you all have good days ahead of you and are able to find the little glimmers in today #as hard as it may be (っ- ‸ - ς) but i am proud of you !!!! for taking today in your stride #and now i must be off to school goodbye friendos i'll be back later !!! (੭ ˊ^ˋ)੭ ♡

[moocowofdoom]

Had a job interview today !!!!!

#getting back in the field for HVAC for now #in a summer or two once i have good savings again im gonna go hard for park ranger #but for now this was the step i needed! #fired in Dec from Radiant and took Jan off to fucking relax after the last hell year working there #tbh it went super well and I'm hoping for a call back/job offer tonight or maybe on monday :0

[wiseatom]

me, stumbling out of [WORKPLACE REDACTED] covered in blood: tgif‼️

#me redacting my workplace as if it is not so incredibly easy to guess based on the everything about me and the fics i’ve written #i have had a work week from HELL i am so excited to be off for 2 days and read pjo and write and play zelda as a treat. #also i know that it’s not friday but my days off are monday and tuesday so it’s friday to ME. #while you all dread going back to work every sunday evening please spare a thought for thea wiseatom whose weekend is just beginning 🤍

[pennielane]

me: the evil has been defeated and i finally have free time to start posting on tumblr again!

also me: *immediately gets grossly ill*

#The Evil being this HUGE work project that has been plaguing me since March FINALLY finished on Monday #and then Monday evening - BOOM. awful fever and violent stomach flu :) #still in trying not to die mode but better than yesterday at least #anyway just wanted to say that I’m not like actively avoiding tumblr and I miss creating gifs and talking to you guys #it’s just been like. nonstop since July. anyway. hopefully be back 4 real soon!!! #I swear you guys have seen me through so many illnesses at this point lol remember when I had to go to emerg because COVID made my throat- #-shut? and you guys were so sweet about it 🥹 #love and miss you all!🫶🫶

[snzluv3r]

being so incredibly sick and not being able to take time off work is actually the most draining thing i have so much guilt about getting other people sick and so much frustration because the entire reason IM sick is because nobody else is allowed to take off work either i’m so sick of this

#like my coworker had the flu last friday and wasn’t allowed to call off she tried and my boss made her come lmdao #i would’ve gone the fuck back to sleep and ignored her call but #god #i’m so annoyed #if i have a 103 fever at work all day on friday the first thing yoh say to me about it #should not fucking be #“you better rest all weekend so you’re good to go by monday #like #my boss was saying how it was unfortunate she didn’t know i felt so bad #WHY WOULD I EVER FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING YOU THAT J DID?????? #she’s the most non empathetic person in the world like #one of those people who will compare every little ailment yoh have to her own life #so of course when i got in trouble for wearing my winter coat inside because of the chills #she was like #i’ve been cold all week and i didn’t wear my jacket! #FUCK OFF #none of this even makes sense i’m just rantinf

[acoraxia]

not sure where you are but at most USA colleges professors are required to excuse absences for funerals--and even if the prof hasn't let you take it yet, you should have received an incomplete instead of a 0 for the exam, and admin should be stepping in to ensure that the prof lets you take it. this is above your academic advisor, you should def email your academic dean. source: I'm a professor and if I did what your prof did I would be in deep shit with the university. hope it gets worked out!

Me on my way to the office on monday to present them with all the evidence at my disposal and show them the conversation between my professor and me where she literally just told me to make time or take it during the summer without even addressing the fact i was going to be unavailable due to a funeral: :3

#i’ll go insane on monday but at the very least i’ll have done something to get my money back. #and my grades back in order #its kind of insane how whenever i take online courses the professors are so… uncaring #like idk why #the only dude that cared was my math professor #he was so nice #at the end i failed his class only because of covid n’ more personal family issues preventing me from taking my exams #BUT HE AT THE VERY LEAST REPLIED AND TRIED TO FIND A WORK AROUND #anyways im going to show my dean all the papers on monday so help me god #also i AM in the USA. not gonna say where for obvious reasons but. yeah. everyone tells me the same thing #that the prof should’ve excused my absence

[becca-e-barnes]

Don't tell anyone but I love the thought of pornstar Bucky's girl asking to do livestreams with him. The thought of him taking the chat's lead?? Or reading the filthy things they're saying?? 🤤

"They're making fun of you, sweetheart." Bucky teases between chaste kisses placed to the soft inside of your spread thighs.

'Is she wet already?' The most recent message in the chat makes you squirm in your seat. Not that you're getting very far. Bucky is quite well known for his skills with a rope but he's left you just enough wiggle room that you can still grind your cunt desperately against the chair beneath you. It's not much relief but it's something.

"Of course she's wet already. Aren't you, baby? It doesn't take our girl long to get herself all worked up when she knows she's being watched." Bucky smirks up at you, his fingers trailing over the slick lace of your panties, gathering just enough of your arousal on his fingertips to show the camera.

'Our girl' doesn't sit right with you but you know it's all for show. You're his girl. Only his. Those people watching on the stream, whoever they are, mean nothing to you. You know he'll remind you of that later too. Reminding you that you're 'his girl', holding your chin so he can look into your eyes while he slides every inch of his length home over and over.

You whimper at the flood of messages into the chat as your viewers respond to the crystal clear evidence of your arousal on your partner's fingers.

'Fuck, she's making a mess.' 'Always such a good girl.' 'What I'd give to be able to taste her.'

The comments run up the screen so quickly you don't have time to read them all.

'She's so desperate, what a good little slut.' 'You've hardly even touched her and I'm already hard.'

"You're right, I haven't really touched her much, have I?" Bucky asks while reaching over for the wand vibrator he'd picked out for this stream. He clicks it on and the toy buzzes to life.

He seems satisfied with the lowest setting for now. Not that you are. That setting is almost always just for warm-up and that's not what you need in that moment.

"Please." You whine, tugging against the restraints, only feeling satisfied when your partner presses the soft, silicone tip to your clit, over your panties.

Everything feels heightened despite the low setting. You've been so turned on for so long that anything at all is welcome.

'Such a pretty little thing.' 'She sounds so hot when she whines like that.'

You hadn't even noticed yourself whining, much less the way you tried to grind yourself pathetically on the toy, trying to feel more than the featherlight touch Bucky was offering you.

You felt Bucky flicking the toy up a speed, startled by the groan that left your own throat. It sounded desperate. It was filthy and unrestrained and totally shameless.

"You like that?" Bucky's voice was all that could tear you out of your own head. He rolled the head of the toy in vertical motions, laughing quietly to himself when the sensation made you gasp.

'She's so loud tonight.'

The commenter wasn't wrong. You knew you were louder than usual, a testament to just how much you found yourself enjoying this.

"Sit still, sweetheart." You hadn't really registered what was happening until after it was done, although you'd agreed it beforehand anyway. Bucky carefully tugged the side of your underwear away from your skin, cutting the lace and then mirrored his actions on the other side. With the pretty blue lace in tatters, your sex was fully on display.

Bucky pulled the fabric free from underneath you, balling it up in his hand before pressing it to your lips.

"Good girl. Take it." You hadn't expected this. Automatically, brattiness takes over, your defiant natures tells you not to do as you're told. You hold out for a second, up until the toy clicks up one more speed and when you gasp in surprise, the panties are pushed past your lips, resting heavily on your tongue and you get to enjoy the taste of your own arousal.

#becca's thots #becca writes spice #ps!bucky #bucky barnes smut #Bucky Barnes x reader smut #I have to watch 8 hours of class before tomorrow #thank god I have the option to play the videos at 1.5x speed #I'm desperate for an interesting module #just one #last week I was writing my equality law essay #this week it's mediation #pls let me go back to contracts or something #I have class from 9-5 Monday to Friday this week #with work meetings to fit in around that. and a conference. and some finalising for a week of events that I've planned. #and if anyone ever tries to tell me that postgrad courses are accessible to part time students ever again #I'm showing them this module #BECAUSE AS A PART TIME STUDENT #THIS DOESN'T FEEL VERY PART TIME #I just need somewhere to complain about this so it's going in my tags and then I'll shut tf up about it #I had the most interesting conversation this week #where someone said 'my parents love that you know exactly what you want' #and if that's the impression I give I have terribly misled people #I know what I want to do with my life but this masters won't get me any closer to that career #and spite is lowkey all that's motivating me to finish it

[soullessjack]

thinking about The Horrors jack again . Feeling abnormal about him

#girls when the enormity of their desires turns them into something unrecognizable from who they used to be #spn #supernatural #spn season 14 #14x18 #spn 14x18 #jack in the box #jitb #jack kline #evil autism #he’s so. He’s so #I have so many thoughts but I cannot say them because I’m so overwhelmed #also I have to go to work today isn’t that fucking stellar #today and tomorrow and monday and I will have no time to properly readjust to being back home again #spn fandom #tfw2.0

[foreignobjecticus]

Not flying to Scotland tomorrow because weather's bad; flying to Isle of Wight instead. Haven't drawn up my flight plan yet and I've got all this work that's supposed to be done tomorrow and I intended to do it tonight but I have a stomach ache :/

All of this is entirely my fault for doing wayyyyyy too much lately. I'm so tired lol

#tried on 5 costumes at rehearsal tonight. I have five. FIVE #whole day in cardiff yesterday with friend. saw Nye and went to art museum saw botticellis and monets and manets and rodins and shit. WILD #passed motorbike test 1 on 650cc on Monday so powerful omg #sunday was a 7 hour rehearsal #saturday was 4 hours of bike training #friday flew with a friend #might go to bed now and wake up early for the work #have to do flight plan in morning anyway when the latest forecasts are out #i don't even know who I'm flying with which is piss frankly. I really don't like how the club is organised. It's very fucking slapdash #if I fly on the way back then it means I'll be on radio and nav on the way down and that involves wayyyy more prep than just flying #god my tummy owy. From tiredness probably but I'm so sick of it always being owy :/ #text tag #still got that cough man. show starts 30may ughhhhhhhhhh

[masquenoire]

That feel when you've been so caught up in your work you have to stop and think whether or not you're up to date with your BC pills.

#!shitposting #obligatory sinday post #Just a thought that occured to me asdfghjkl #It's not something Roman usually worries about as he prefers the ladies but sometimes a guy does catch his eye #Last thing he needs to worry about is a p scare #Gonna go out for a walk down to the seaside and get the last of those two truths and a lie posts drafted! #Thank you all for being patient with me it's nice being back on Roman again <3 #Just feel a little behind due to work but I got Sunday and Monday off #Switching a shift with a colleague but I do have 8+ hours on Tuedays to cover it so

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

I miss tedmort 😩😩😩

I spent a huge chunk of my time this weekend writing some very smutty tedmort and then turned around and wrote a little fluffy AU of tedmort as teenagers AND I finally finished my moodboard for Can’t Have One Without the Other

Someone cry over Teddy and Mort with me!!

#tedmort #bob's burgers #caboose writes #and by weekend I mean Sunday and Monday #because that was my weekend…now I have to go back to work #how DARE you make me work when all I wanna do is write tedmort!!!