Bruce Wayne isn't Batman but everyone else is still a superhero AU where Bruce is pushed into dating by Harley cause his kids are becoming more independent (read: out being vigilantes) and he can't be stuck wandering around his dreary old manor with just Alfred. Or so she says anyways.
He meets a big, intimidating Harvey Dent on a blind date. Harvey was intimidated into this by Jessica who didn't want her little bro growing old alone. They grow closer until Harvey is invited over to the manor for dinner.
Hijinks ensue when the batkids + Steph realize who Harvey is and vice versa but they all also realize that Bruce doesn't know anything and create an unsaid pact not to tell him but they still have to deal with eachother.
So you have Harvey and Jason going from attempted murder to a really complicated handshake because Bruce walks into the room. And Bruce is like " aww they're getting along 🥰 "
Tim telling Bruce in front of Harvey about his sudden interest in poisons and venoms while staring Harvey dead in the eye.
Steph is an agent of chaos and she is totally supportive of their relationship. Everyone else considers her a traitor.
Just Bruce being the most oblivious fucker ever, being spoiled by Harvey and being so happy that his kids and lover are getting along while they're all planning eachother's deaths.
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I just want to be fucked while trying to concentrate on killing enemies on my game, is that too much to ask 😮💨
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♡Love how much I yearn for someone to just be obsessed with me.
Like, please care for me
love me
be with me
kiss me
make love to me
Ramble to me
do anything, just please don't ever leave me.
I need you like water.
you are my earth and sky.
You're the thing that keeps me going.
Tell me everything that will be okay.
Lie to me.
Tell me that I need to be kept safe and that no one can have me.
Tell me that I can have whatever I want and how you'll buy things for me.
Tell me I'm so special.
Better yet, treat me like a goddess.
Worship the ground I walk on, and I'll do the same.
I'm like your muse, your everything.
We'll both believe we're God's who were blessed to be with each other and that everyone is just trying to keep us apart.
That one day, we'll be able to rule the world together and create our own paradise ♡
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Not going to lie. I would pay so much money to watch Vash the Stampede and Nicholas D. Wolfwood play through VR Horror games. Like make them both play Hello Puppets or FNAF Help Wanted 2. And just watch as Vash gets jump scared and screeches before falling over.
Yes I am sadistic but I would get so much joy out of Wolfwood cussing after every jump scare and spook.
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I know it's early but before I forget:
🕯️🕯️manifesting a Max/Daniel podium the day Max clinches the championship 🕯️🕯️
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I am also once again asking for Square Enix and Monolith to team up and remake Xenogears in the HD-2D artstyle of Octopath Traveler and Live a Live. And also like, make disc 2 what it was always meant to be. A game instead of a visual novel. Watched the story on youtube a while back and would love to see it remade and actually play for myself
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whats Law RP??
Like if someone roleplays Law, I would like to roleplay me feeding him and treating him like a baby so he can be an embarrassed mess
Just let me have this guys
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i hate when there are really specific things i want to read fics about, but exactly zero other people want it, so it doesn’t exist
like… imagine a modern AU where stede bonnet moves into the upstairs boarding area of hob gadling’s The New Inn and his neighbors are edward teach (❤️), aziraphale, crowley, chris argent, and peter hale. the sass, the poker, the book talk, the drinking in hob’s tavern below, the fact that they’d collectively find a sense of acceptance and belonging with each other, when none of them really have that elsewhere… it would be cute. you can’t tell me it wouldn’t be cute. omg and lucius spriggs could be there to be a matchmaker for everyone and pretend like he’s just the young, hot writer that hangs out with this group of old men, when he’s only 29 (regardless of the fact that he’s been 29 for the past 6 years)
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i need it so badly 💯😩⚡🎼🤘💀
its therapeutic...
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