#i know bcs i asked bread

[dynamicity-keysmash]

Why did we stop at bread bowls? I'm ready for bread salad plates, bread serving platters, bread charcuterie boards, bread dildos, bread mixing bowls, bread baking sheets, bread teacups, etc.

Where did our society go wrong?

#bread meme #daily bread #nightly bread #bread bowls #bread #i love bread #bread loves me back #i know bcs i asked bread #bread and i are betrothed to marry upon the first bloom of spring #bread plates #meme #bread memes #text post

[starry-bi-sky]

I am of the DPxDC belief/headcanon that any variation of Danny who grew up poor in Gotham during his formative years before moving to Amity Park would not be friends with Sam without friction at first. It makes things more interesting and imo allows for more exploration of different themes plus character growth for Sam that she doesn't really go through in canon.

(this doesn't only apply to a DPDC au where Danny grew up in Gotham poor, but it was the first thing that I thought of where this might happen considering my Childhood Friends au.)

Now Sam's a compassionate girl, it's one of her defining character traits, but so is her hypocrisy and judgy-ness. She's the Not Like Other Girls' girl. This is in part of the show's narrative framing that makes her out like this, unfortunately though its still showing how she is as a character since its consistent enough to be part of her character description. There are also times where the show's depiction of her activism makes it look like she's performative about it. All of this makes her dynamic with a Danny who grew up poor in Gotham very interesting.

Anyways, Sam is aware of her privilege to an extent, but still has her blindspots - glaring ones, in some cases. Her self-righteous attitude would not go over well with a crime alley kid Danny. He'd like her, at first, but then she'd do something to make him mad - personally I think her judging people for not being vegan would annoy him the most, or at least would be the breaking point for him, because it was only recently that his family started actually being able to consistently put food on the table at all, good food nonetheless. And being vegan is expensive.

Any other behavior he noticed from her he'd slowly stop tolerating - her judging conventionally attractive girls and automatically assuming they're vapid and shallow for being feminine. Her anti-capitalist beliefs start coming off as superficial at worst, and Danny would eventually figure out that Sam either came from a family that was well off, or that she wasn't aware if her family was experiencing financial struggle.

He would still be friends with Tucker, but since Tucker imo is still friends with Sam, they'd still run into each other often enough to butt heads. Sam's got a nasty habit of refusing to take responsibility when she's wrong, but when Danny is arguing with her, and counterpointing her with stuff she can't retort back at without compromising her own beliefs, then forces her to start reflecting on herself. Especially when Tucker eventually starts siding with Danny and agreeing with him.

Does sam genuinely care about her beliefs and philosophies? Survey says yes. However that doesn't mean she's not ignorant, and she definitely is at times throughout the show (like when she released the purpleback gorilla thinking it 'wanted out of its enclosure' despite the fact that it was endangered and in an urban area) and I think it'd be a real fascinating dynamic between Danny and Sam to explore.

This isn't Sam hate btw, nor am I trying to make her out like "the worst person ever" bc she's not, i wanna make that explicitly clear. Sam Manson has a lot of positive traits about her but she also has an equal amount of negative traits that I think should be explored, she is not immune to the character development.

#dpdc #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc #dpdc headcanon #dpxdc headcanon #dpxdc danny fenton #dpxdc sam manson #on a funnier note to me Danny asks Sam how much a loaf of bread costs and she can't tell him bc she doesn't know #she's an activist but also look me in the eyes and tell me she knows how much stuff at the grocery store costs #rich girl advocate sam vs crime alley kid danny FIGHT #does sam genuinely care about her beliefs and philosophies? survey says yes. however that doesn't mean she's not ignorant #cfau danny calls her privileged once and sam turns a new shade of red #this isn't sam hate btw i wanna make that explicitly clear #she's great i love her hOWEVER i am not blind to her flaws and i think it gets ignored by fanon AND canon in favor of girlbossing her #this also brings up the idea that Sam (based on her releasing the gorilla) would either respect damian wayne or HATE him bc she's judgy #and one of her flaws is her moral superiority over others. how very christian of you Sam - and i know she's jewish. thats part of the irony #he'd open an animal rehabilitation center and she'd assume the absolute worst. its hilarious. Damian would eat her alive #im taking a bat to a hornet's nest i think

[theloveinc]

I need dabi to be my boyfriend so badly so he can bum around my apartment and stop my roommates from touching my shit

#aita: I baked both bread and cookies over the weekend and I asked my roommate to not put them in the same container #she did and now we’re texting back and forth abt it #I know this is the second time I’ve had to ask her not to touch my bakes too #(in the sense that if I don’t put them in a container I don’t want them moved. she’s welcome to eat them) #but god. #she also ate half my cereal and is refusing to buy me a new box bc ‘she thought it was from the landlord’ #which like no biggie but … #if we’re piling things up … don’t put the cereal Im not going to eat (it’s easy to save when it wasn’t open #in the first place) and I don’t want it anymore!!!! #sigh #dabi come be a scary clown on my couch please please #please #SORRY TO RANG #caitie blabs #shii posts #dabi

[b4kuch1n]

Your swsh art always makes me want to replay the game because i love it and its my favorite pokemon game and every time i play another pokemon game i think of it how i miss certain elements from swsh. Then i boot up the game and im once again caught in the 1 hour 40 minutes hand held intro and im like ah- now i remember why i have been playing other pokemon games instead of this one. Happy (late?) birthday!

you don't want to listen to hop? you don't want to hear him teach you about type matchups? you don't wanna let him cheer u on...? 🥺 waa....?

#ask #bakuspeech #I am joking to be clear lmao #thank u happy bday to me !! #tbh I got real used to pokemon overexpositioning since sumo lol. it's kind of a boon for me #cause I'm not a Gamer™ and my brain takes stuff on Very slowly #so the tutorial stuff and the cutscenes give me time to catch up. also it's still fun to see these guys run around #I am in fact here for these guys lol. weird thing to say about the game built on and with an essential focus on the pokemon I know #I just like humans! I just like watching hop running circles around my player character all excited #and leon being a dick to his hometown people when they're expecting 'leon' back and they get the champion instead #and you get to see sonia used to dealing with it but the frustration never fully fades and how close she is to hop and that picture's bleak #listen this is my bread&butter lol. leon really doesn't show up That much himself around the game he's a shadow casted over the story #it's always interesting to me! does Not mean it's not sluggish to other people who want to play the game lmao #but I like it. also the tutorial at least the first time around was necessary to me bc the difficulty scales way up later on lol #it's a very good first pokemon game I maintain this. sumo never managed to teach me the same way swsh did #I still care drampa tho thank u drampa for being real I love u #lmao it feels like saying I'm not a Gamer™ violates some tenets of having adhd somehow. but its just the case here #the main genres I play are 'itch games tangential to the haunted ps1 people' and 'popcap-style casual games' #my sport's figuring out shapes n movin my stylus sadly. well not sadly why would that be sad

[faunandfloraas]

Jeongin having almost no votes on that poll makes sense to me, not because I think he'd do particularly bad but because I'm utterly certain if he ended up stranded with one of us he'd just up and leave and I wouldn't blame him

#he'd be like No. Sorry. Good luck. Bread baii. #seungmin is honestly a wild card bc he didnt get scared much in the haunted ep and he can be calm and level headed #so theres the chance hes actually a decent choice #but then I remembered him asking lee know if he could pick the cabbage with gloves and lee know was like ? Yeah... and i go Hmmm. No. #changbin is strong but also he's a lil city boy and he's a bit of a scaredy cat- hes gonna AHHH and im gonna AHHHH #and the creature will get us... But to go out in the strong arms and against the changbiddies of seo changbin? not a bad way to go #han is clusmy as hell and i think our personalities are similar so together? we'd die near immediately. #maybe by accidentally walking off a cliff or something not actually related to ghosts or strandedness #felix would be crying and freaking out and then I'd get annoyed bc crying makes me Uncomfy and i'd snap at him and then i'd feel SO bad #i'd have to give myself up to the entity as apology for being mean bc who could go on after that? #Hyunjin is gonna scream and im gonna follow suit and we're gonna get taken out also near immediately #but maybe he'd let me wear his versace glasses for a minute #so yeah lee know to me is the best bet 👍 im still goin chan tho #regardless of if you get off the island or not: You- yes YOU- will be attacked and cancelled by stay twitter no matter what #im avoiding go to clean out my uncles house can you tell

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

typically whenever put into a fight or flight situation my brain chooses “fight”. want an example?? ok!!

when i got the notification saying “dan and phil finally tell the truth” i was filled with terror. so instead of not watching it (flight), my fear turned instantly into uncontrollable rage. i started SCREAMING at the video the following: “NO THEY FUCKING DONT!! YOU ARENT TELLING US SHIT!! I DONT WANNA KNOW!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHIT UP!! FUCK YOU!!” while clicking on the video and sitting through the advert. got through the video a shaking mess. need to do some breathing exercises.

glad to know that the video was what all joint content has been since they came out: oversharing about their shared s*x life without giving specifics of their relationship. like yes kings leave me in the dark. don’t tell me shit. i don’t wanna know <3

so that’s the story of how my psychological response to the video was to throw hands with dan and phil through my phone because i am sane and healthy and normal

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #amazingphil #daniel howell #dystopia daily #phil lester #guys my chest is so tight #one day i’ll be able to watch joint content for the first time without feeling physically i’ll #i just have this constant fear that they’re gonna gaslight me akdbdkhfkdhfjd #idk how to explain it i just have a very fragile grip on reality that is ready to shatter at any minute #my biggest fear is that i’ll encounter something that will make me completely reassess reality #like i often feel afraid that i will look outside and see cartoon bread driving a toaster bc of that episode of rick and morty #what would i do if i saw that?? how would i cope?? i would simply cease to exist #anyway i’m insane 😃 and i’m allowed to say that bc i am actually insane ask my psychiatrist #hope you got through that phannies even though i know for a fact that you didn’t #i didn’t either i’m dissociating now #danisnotonfire #dan howell #yeet my deet

[lesbienneanarchiste]

I think it should be illegal to use gluten bc maybe if people actually worked with gluten free shit they would make better recipes 😡😒

#king arthur flour you are a cad and a liar #i am literally following the exact bread recipe ON THEIR GF FLOUR BAG and it isnt coming out right #like tbh go fuck urself #i dont know why i bother #i could use the baker hotline but with gluten free stuff you might as well do a tarot reading and ask the moon #bc the answer is going to be shrug emoji who knows start over #disgruntled octopus

[milf-harrington]

tara webster, the original pick-me girl

#i wish she wasn't the main character bc i don't CARE #''you know sheep dont kiss. i wonder what made humans decide-'' WE GET IT YOU GREW UP ON A FARM #i love abigail + sammy's plot line in this episode tho #like there's just something so devastating about her getting 9's instead of 10's #and the way sammy is (so far) the only one who's noticed there's something up with her #how gently he asks when she last ate and the way she shoves him away but then almost passes out on the stairs #the way he's stressed out of his mind about his exams bc he HAS to do well or his parents will flip #but he still sticks to abigails schedule bc he knows its important to her #they were everything to me when i was a kid and yknow what?? they still are now even knowing that sammy's gay #i think he does love abigail it's just never been the way he thinks he's supposed to #the way he gives her his good luck bread im going to scream #dance academy

[sistervirtue]

admittedly i was not originally one who considered potential friendship dynamics between ibara and bakugou but i wish that when fics tried to do it they would do it better. like thinking about it for more than a second there could be some , at the very least, shenanigans

#personally i like to hc that ibara doesnt even really know who he is. not like actually but like #the kind of level of not knowing u get when u have someone in ur grade who performs super well in sports but like u never talk and cant #even really recall the face unless youve seen them recently #in part bc i think shed be nearly as self absorbed. not egotistical but like really definitely inher own little world #and also because her social priorities are entirely different #and also bc of how i think her quirk works like sensory wise i think shes kinda faceblind #although i also think bkg would smell like bread to her <- COMPLICATED NOT LITERAL OLFACTORY SMELL. ASK ME ABOUT IBARAS QUIRK

[octoagentmiles]

i love ur octonauts safe foods post but that also brings the question: what are the octo-agents safe foods?

wonderful question my anonymous friend- apologies for the delay, please enjoy post 🤲:

Paani’s patties have nuts, seeds, and bugs in them, which all have kind of similar tastes—hear me out—they all taste nutty (yes, bugs have a nutty flavour, if you didn’t know), and possibly a little roasty or smokey depending on how they’re prepared. Paani’s safe foods probably consist of a lot of other grains, nuts, or butters (peanut butter, sunflower butter, almond/cashew butter, etc). He probably unironically enjoys pistachio ice cream. Can’t go wrong with a giant jug of straight up rainwater, either.

Tracker grew up the same way Barnacles did: In the Arctic with very little variety. So, their tastes are probably the same, or very similar. He enjoys simple flavours, and dishes with non-complicated seasoning. I also imagine he’s an extremely picky eater, despite being taught in the Polar Scouts to be prepared to “eat what you have to” in an emergency. He might like a couple obscure or odd things here and there, but other than that his palate is pretty limited. He likes knowing what to expect when he eats something (and in general), so he basically just eats the same foods over and over. He’s an EXPERT at cooking these foods.

Googled native Russian and Siberian cuisines for Natquik, and I’m seeing a lot of dough, pastry, soup, and salt (and a lot of other things, but they’re mostly meat and I’m going to pretend he’s vegetarian and so is everyone else, with the exceptions of Mr. Paani “The Bug Eater”, and Ms. Pearl “Eats Living Urchins Whole”). He loves savoury foods, as well as “earthy” flavours (below-ground vegetables, such as beets, potatoes, carrots (he might bond with Tweak over that one), or mushrooms) but can NOT tolerate spiciness at all; he’s worse than Barnacles in this regard. If he eats something too hot he will spit it out instantly, and be very dramatic about it. He also enjoys a cup of tea now and then, and he’s not picky about what kind; if it’s warm and got leaves in it, he’ll drink it.

I like to think that Calico Jack and Kwazii are alike in more ways than one thousand—and they probably have IDENTICAL tastes/safe foods. So, Jack loves sweets and sugars, but hates bitters. He hates citrus too (because he’s a cat), but has learned to tolerate it in all his years as a pirate. He chugs lemon juice like it’s milk, and he just ate a whole ghost pepper. You won’t catch him anywhere near a tangerine, though. (Disclaimer: Citrus is actually poisonous to cats in real life, which is why they hate it so much. This cat however, is fictional, and just thinks they’re icky.) CJ also canonically loves to cook and bake his own food, based on how many recipes he invented and passed down to Kwazii; such as pirate pie (real pie, see GBR for ingredients), pirate stew (main ingredient = kelp), and “pirate pie” (kelp and lima beans on toast), to name a few.

Ranger Marsh LOVES the Octonauts’ hot cocoa specifically, I don’t know if it’s the way the Vegimals make it, or what, but I’m taking this to mean the man is fan of chocolate. Dark chocolate. Meaning, he probably enjoys bitter things. Do not let him cook for Kwazii or Jack. I bet most of what he eats is foraged directly out of the Everglades’ thicket, so that would likely include weird and bitter berries, plants, and wild vegetables. I also headcanon that he taught Tweak how to make her famous chili, she just perfected it. Chili can taste like pretty much anything depending on how you season it, so you can bet he likes his extra bitter as well.

Okay now Pearl is probably the opposite of Shellington. I said that Shellington would enjoy intense or odd flavours (like extra hot sauce on cake), but dislike salty-anything because it reminds him of red urchin. He learned to like strange foods, as a result of being allergic to his species’ main source of nourishment (shellfish). Since Pearl didn’t have this problem, she didn’t need to branch out her plate; and thus would love salty things because it’s what she’s used to. She might dislike overly sour or sweet things, or generally “unnatural” or artificial foods. She’s probably not much of a chef, considering most of what she eats is stuff she literally picks off the seafloor.

Apparently a red panda’s diet is 95% bamboo, soooooooooooooooo... I guess that answers Min. She probably eats a ton of those bamboo biscuits, and that might literally be all. Bamboo tastes earthy, nutty, and slightly sweet, so if she were to expand her menu, she’d probably eat foods with similar tastes, or anything that has a good crunch to it. Y’know what? I bet she’d love a Paani Patty.

Ryla literally ate bat droppings covered in moss. Granted, the “droppings” were berries, but still. I don’t think she’s very picky. She doesn’t have any “safe foods”, because she’s a hardcore survivalist—she’ll eat ANYTHING (unless it’s poisonous then she’ll only eat it once). Wombats are strict herbivores, so she probably enjoys a good salad when she's not fighting for her life in a cave.

I think Koshi and Pinto are both stereotypical kids, who'll gladly inhale anything with sugar in it. Pinto specifically might have similar tastes to Peso, in which he'll also just eat... literally anything. Especially if it's weird looking. Koshi is a bit more sensitive to strong smells, so she'll only eat what she likes the smell of. She doesn't seem like someone who likes trying new foods, either. She likes sweet, or bland simple tastes.

#gonna try to get some old asks answered bc i'm feeling suddenly motivated #✨✨ #octonauts #ask #long post #food cw #octonauts above and beyond #octonauts headcanons #i wonder if they're ever going to address paani's bug consumption #like the other octonauts are clearly bothered by it but they're still nice to him about it #i just think it'd be neat if someone finally said something like ''bro my friend is in ur cookie'' hdSDJK ok not like that but ykwim?? lmao #i don't think he's out here hunting bugs (probably) but he IS making these patties himself. so he is at least finding these poor bugs #and picking them up. and throwing them in cookie batter. like???? my guy- #anyway. shout out to natquik for having the exact opposite taste buds as me sdfgh #in his defense he probly lived on rations for 30 years. let the man enjoy his bread and veggies <3 #for ranger marsh i ran to the alligator-shark ep to hear what he said was in the marshmallows. but all he said was: #''they've got everything gators like t' eat.'' #and uh. now i have questions. but idk if i want the answers- #pearl would lick a salt lamp and not regret it #imagine dashi taking pinto for a day‚ and peso taking koshi- they'd literally not know what to feed them fjdfhdk #ask to tag

[scuopsie]

About the shownu bread cheeks. Honestly I’m trying not to comment on people’s especially kpop idols appearance because we never know what people are going through…but seeing your man so chiselled in the face after him looking quite fuller and healthy before and during enlistment I 100% suspected it was for comeback purposes idk also I always think back of the comments about him being “too big” for the all the stage clothing and how some fans didn’t like his bigger frame as though the man isn’t a former an athlete and a dancer but…idk it’s all very sad.

Oh yeah definitely! I'd never bring this stuff up where I'd suspect the idol in question would see them! I remember a few times during vlives and monchannel before his enlistment he mentioned how mbb keep telling/asking him if he lost weight and he was frustrated with it and insisted that he hadn't. Like he clearly doesn't like these types of comments.

Its true that they all usually lose weight during cb/promotion eras but it seems quite drastic this time.... his cheeks are barely there when he smiles...

#its usually kihyun i worry abt when it comes to dieting bc he seems like he has the worst and most unhealthy diet habits #like the 1-meal-a-day diet... it infuriates me every time I think about it #but shownu always seemed to know what he was doing #like that one shownuayo episode where he was quoting the rock (i think) #-in the car while he was driving himself somewhere and he was like 'carbs are friend!' 😭😭😭 #it made my heart so happy... #but Kihyun did mention the other day that while him and hyungwon and Changkyun went to eat after the music show recording- #shownu didnt go with them and instead went to gym... #i really. really hope that he's not doing this because of those ppl's comments during his enlistment when a few pics of him came out #i was so happy because he looked so healthy and happy.... #but there will always be those people who don't know when to shut up and keep their bullshit opinions to themselves #at the end of the day he's a grown man and i have to trust that he's taking care of himself #its not up to me or anyone else to decide if he's healthy or making healthy decisions for his body #i can just hope that he stays healthy and happy and support him however way i can :'( #but i will miss his bread cheeks dearly 😞💔 #ask #anon

[oatbugs]

i feel like i have rly strict boundaries w ppl eating my food but i feel like i shouldn't but i like . recovered from an ED and i hate having my food messed w / having less food than i thought but i feel like i shouldn't care/just get over it

#like imagine u rly care for smn but their house is kind of far so whenever u go there u stay for a few days #but they have nothing in their pantry to actually make a meal w except like. eggs and bread or smth #and they dont cook for u . but u cook for them all the time when they come over #and you are aware that due to this issue of like . never having food at their house they are often hungry #note : the food thing is less financial strain and more energy/they dont have the willpower to like. buy stuff to cook w ig ? but they also #dont order takeout so they just eat like. bread. and peanut butter. and eggs. #but anyway so ur like ok im gonna bring my own food this time so u do. they know abt ur ed thing. and u tell them youre hungry when #ur at their place so you brought this food for yourself. u are aware eggs and bread cut it for them and they feel full #but u are low on energy a lot bc ur not actually having a nutritionally balanced meal etc etc. anyway so as soon as u get ur food out they #start eating...ur food. and ur like . ok 😃 . like they dont rly ask they just grab a fork and they start eating #and ur like its fine theyre hungry they can have it . but u brought enough food for like a few days and now u have enough for like #1.5 days maybe. so u tell them..i feel like i miscommunicated but the food was...for me...sorry...but u feel HORRIBLE and guilty abt it #and then theyre like ok . and then they keep having ur food #and ur like #ok #:D anyway u made an extra bowl of the food and froze it for urself for when u get back home #bc u suspect u wouldnt have energy to cook . but u end up inviting them and they come along. and on the way #ur like i understand u were hungry but i made the food for myself so next time ig i can make 2 ppls worth of food so i wont have to like #worry abt skipping meals n stuff so much when im over at ur place . and theyre like. ok #and then u get homr. and then #they ask for that last bowl of the same food that u made for uself . and ur like 🫠 okkkk #obviously u give it to them but its like . oh my goddd pls just let me eat my own food i am HUNGRY TOO #and i made it for myself !!!! #but i dont want to be selfish and i rly rly dont want anyone to be hungry bc ik what it feels like and i hate HATE seeing ppl i love be #hungry but it feels like over this week theyve crossed this boundary like 3 times but its like #what if i fuck stuff up by telling them. theyre literally at ur place too w lots of ingredients u could have just made smth for them but #they chose that specific meal u made for urself for after u got back which is the same meal u made like 4 bowls of for when u were at their #place and its like . AUGHHSHDHDH

[mildmayfoxe]

i was feeling absolutely awful earlier (in the brain) but made myself leave the house & take a little walk to to catch the closing sale at the local employee-owned art store before it’s closed for good and while there i got some different papers and, miraculously, some relief ink (fully expected it to be wiped out) (half price!) (see below) PLUS i also got the phone number of the manager who’s a friend of a friend & ive run into at markets- she told me she’d put more ink aside for me if i let her know which ones i was thinking about 😭

and then on my walk home i accumulated various food objects:

and then when i GOT home there was a box from my sister full of christmas gifts incl. LOTS of tea from both my siblings (i asked them for local chais) & a bunch of the snacks i’d got from nuts dot com for THEM that they apparently tried first & then sent to me

so all is not lost. peace & love on planet earth

#the bubble tea is a new place i hadn’t been to & the pizza is my old corner shop place in my old neighborhood #the bread is from the community fridge!! the mysterious bread benefactor had been there again #i think it all must come from a whole foods or big bakery day olds or something bc whenever they’ve come by they leave a TON #and it’s all always fancy & wrapped nice individually like this #the big ream of white paper is just so i can make some little journals to print covers for & sell #did you KNOW the speedball professional is an oil based water washable?? because /i/ sure didn’t!! #i thought it was a straight oil base so i’ve been ignoring it entirely & this whole time i WOULDNT need solvents with it #anyway suffice to say i feel much better now. and it was a nice walk #i can’t wait to try all this TEA #chatpost #photo record #the two pictures of the box of gifts are weird because there's a twitter filter on them sorry #to try to make up for how damn dark pictures are that i take at my desk at night hahaha #i'm also very excited for the norwegian crackers bc i asked for those special; my sister lives in nyc & she has a place that sells them #they are so GOOD !! #long post

[silversoulstardust]

i find it really frustrating when people around me don't understand is that when i started a process of making something it means i have been thinking about it for a long time and only now found the willpower to execute it

so when they did or said something that impeded the trajectory of my action it makes me furious. like. breaking plates and raising my voice and throwing stuff on the floor furious

but then they have the audacity to get upset and i get told off for being irrationally angry and it's just really really fucking frustrating it makes me want to cry

#there's so much disrespect especially by my mom #one example on the top of my head was when i wanted to make bread #she saw me bloomed the yeast and left it on the counter #i went to my room for a bit and got distracted #and you know what she did by the time i came back to the kitchen? #she made her own batch of bread. a whole lot of it. #when i asked her why she did it she said 'oh just make yours i'll make mine' #you know what's gonna happen if we both bake bread at the same time? one of it is gonna ended up as a waste #she's a fucking wasteful person #the only reason i wanted to bake was bc we ran out of bread #if i knew she was going to make it i wouldn't have started the process to begin with #it's just so so so fucking frustrating #chrmz.txt #delete later

[mossolantern]

ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT!!!! SILLY LITTLE GUY!!!! - BB

YEAAAAAH!!!

love me a robot!!!!

#mostly bc i love the trope of 'robot who wants to be human in one way or another but doesn't know how to do it' #ask #banana bread anon

[pandapupremade]

i encountered mold for the first time today. 0/10

#kermit.txt #for those who dont know i do NOT handle things in/on food that should not be there well at all #not like 'oh cursed food combination' i men like mold or . crunches in things that shouldnt be crunchy. idk just. hghghgh #i feel sick #esp bc i was eating from Said bread a few days afo #negative #gross tw #unsanitary tw #ask to tag #food tw