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starwarsloverpizza · 4 months

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Ice: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Maverick: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Ice: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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military-newsboys · 3 months

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Ice: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Mav: Nice.

Ice: That’s not it, but thank you.

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thestarwarslesbian · 2 months

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Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

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k9effect · 4 months

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Maverick, injured and on a lot of pain medication, speaking very fast: We have already been to like five different doctors. I had my ankles microwaved-

Iceman, deadpan and monotone: X-rayed.

Maverick, barrelling on: - they took my blood away to use for science-

Iceman: Cholesterol test.

Maverick: Ice had his sinuses... removed?

Iceman: Looked at.

Maverick: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it! That was weird.

Iceman, joking but still monotone: And that guy wasn't even a doctor.

Maverick: That-

Maverick: ...

Maverick: What?

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sereshawl · 1 year

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Maverick, slightly drunk: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Ice says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.

Rooster: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Jake says mean things to me every day so I’m always prepared.

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bluewritinghood · 6 months

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Ice: “I want to hear those three little words.”

Maverick: “I love you!”

Ice: “That's sweet, but try again.”

Maverick: “Fine. I will behave.”

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 2 months

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Iceman, meeting with Cain: Admiral, you’re not looking well.

Maverick, under his breath: He never does.

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emmedoesntdomath · 1 year

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goose, watching jake and bradley from heaven fondly: look at them, so cute. they’ll be good friends for sure.

jake: hey, you need any help?

bradley: …with what?

goose: …no.

jake, grinning: figured it out yet?

goose, slowly shaking his head: no, that’s not poss-

bradley, smirking back: what’s that?

goose, utterly horrified: no- STOP

jake, laughing into his beer: who’s the best pilot

goose: PLEASE

bradley: no, I think I can figure that one out on my own

*homoerotic staring contest ensues* goose, dying (again) (HAH) the corner, rocking himself back and forth: HAVE MERCY LORD I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN

*bradley and jake having absolutely zero (0) chill and the exact same energy as ice and mav* goose: *sobs defeatedly* WHY DO THEY NEVER LEARN

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icemankazansky · 7 months

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for my beloved @boasamishipper

Bonus:

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 1 year

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[At breakfast]

Iceman: How did the date go?

Maverick: I bet Hangman was really enjoying his time with you.

Rooster: *frowns* He wouldn't even kiss me.

Maverick: Nice boys don't kiss on the first date, Bradley. Ice wouldn't kiss me until our third date.

Iceman: ...

Maverick: It made the s*x on the first two dates very impersonal.

Iceman: *chokes on his coffee*

Rooster: *stares at Mav in shock*

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starwarsloverpizza · 9 months

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Ice: I feel like doing something reckless, dangerous, and/or stupid Maverick: I'm all three, do me! Ice: What Maverick: What

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military-newsboys · 3 months

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Ice: So what’s for dinner? Mav: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Ice: … Ice: Is it soup? Mav: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Ice: Please, enough with the soup puns! Mav: Wow, you’re soup-per-mean. Ice: oh my god. *one hour later* Ice: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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thestarwarslesbian · 6 months

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Iceman: I just need a minute alone with him. Everyone: of course [leaves] Iceman: [leaning over Maverick's coffin] listen here, you little shit. I know you're not dead. Maverick: yeah no shit.

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hang-a-roo · 1 year

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All the married flyboys probably picked Mav up by his armpits to show their wives the " stray kitten Viper let them keep".

Merlin, holding Mav: Look honey! This is the stray kitten!:D

Merlins wife: …Dear, that’s an adult man.

Mav: PUT ME DOWN-!

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roo-mantic · 1 year

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Hangman waking up after a fantastic night with Rooster, stopping dead in his tracks as he enters the living room: Baby, why is the Commander of the Pacific Fleet in your living room?

Rooster, walking out of his bedroom after Jake: Oh hey, pops. Forgot you were gonna be here.

Hangman: Pops???

Ice: Please get dressed, your father will be here shortly.

Hangman: FATHER???

Ice: Captain Mitchell.

Hangman: I'M SORRY????

Ice: Could we please continue this revelation once you are properly dressed, Lieutenant?

Hangman, turning beat red and running back into the bedroom: Yes, sir.

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k9effect · 8 months

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Ice, frowning at Mav from the kitchen table, thinking: how has he not noticed that I'm mad at him? We haven't talked in like twenty minutes. What is he even thinking about?

Mav, zoned out and staring blankly at the wall, thinking: I could take a bear in a fight. Not like a grizzly bear, but like a black bear. Jump on its back. Put it in a head lock. Done.

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