#idc it’s all romance to me

[napping-sapphic]

tbh if a girl fell asleep on me she’s getting the full cat experience like i’d die before disturbing you “oh just wake me up” like stfu no i will sit there with my locked up joints for hours making this face at you🥺

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #1 am and im typing this one handed because im holding our cat like a baby with the other #id try to stare lovingly at you #but tbh unless the position is uncomfortable enough i would probably also fall asleep #which- still top notch tbh #nap together staring lovingly while the other naps #idc it’s all romance to me #im gay and i like sleeping

[each-uisge-enthusiast]

the modern villainisation of demeter will never cease to enrage me bc it wasn’t ENOUGH to just take a story of a girl being torn from her home from everyone who loved her and dragged away to be forced into marriage and twist and corrupt it until it was a romance story about female empowerment that wasn’t ENOUGH they HAD to take the original hero of the story the mother who went to every length to find her daughter again to bring her home and demonise her character until she was this horrific overbearing unloving mother. overprotective controlling without love. they turn the story of her grief at her YOUNG daughter being torn from her without her knowledge into the story of a misunderstood bad boy and a horrible cruel mother who won’t give him a chance and i really find it sickening. it’s ironic, that the ever misogynist age of hellenistic greece, has a better grasp of how disgusting and horrifying this situation was that a modern, self proclaimed ‘feminist’ era.

#ovids version made me cry #imagine you’re just a nymph watching your friend torn away from you by the literal king of the dead #and despite knowing how powerless you are against him you still choose to stand up to him #to stand up for your friend #imagine being so torn apart by the grief of losing her you weep yourself to death #imagine turning that story into a good girl/bad boy romance #weird #anyway #the story of persephone is personal to me #bc i wish my mother loved me like that #demeter was a good mother #you all suck for portraying her as anything less #idc if you disagree #‘oh myth is open to interpretation and reinterpretation’ #okay. well i don’t care. #there’s such thing as bad interpretations #making demeter the villain is a bad one #making hades a misunderstood protagonist is also a bad one

[cheekylittlepupp]

Mira | High half elf | Oathbreaker paladin | dark urge

Alystra | Seldarine drow | necromancy wizzard | dark urge

Ashara | high elf | storm sorceress

Just wanted to post my 3 most beloved ocs, the ones which are actually close to my heart ♡

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 oc #bg3 dark urge #bg3 tav #oc: mira #oc: alystra #oc: ashara #bg3 screenshots #I have a lot of ocs but these 3 are close to my heart and the ones I play with decisious which I would actually make #yes they are all romancing astarion and all for different reasons #yes i have a problem with making blonde edgy characters lmao #I need Alystra to sacrifice me idc

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

grown man has a crush and doesnt know how to deal with it

ft my various styles that range from scrawls u would find on a cave wall and mildly ok middle school art project

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #the ship is so funny to me idc #i cant imagine any geniune romance stuff so all u get r funny memes srry #LIKE COME ON #look at karl #u cant tell me hes not a cringy loser #i love him

[yumemiruuuu]

New Year art of TGCF from BiliBili

They’re so babies 🥺

Look at Qi Rong and Mu Qing

And Shi Qingxuan showing off their new outfit to our Beef Boi

AND HUALIAN BEING THEIR ADORABLE SELVES AAAAA

#mu qing wife material #mu qing is so adorable please look at his little IDC face #we all know that he secretly enjoys the chaos #he either came here of his own volition or he was forced here and either one works perfectly for him #qi rong getting tied up in the back please let him feed #i need to know what qi rong would say during new years #qi rong #beefleaf #hualian #fengqing #new year new me? yeah right. new year still brain rotting over tgcf #I aspire to achieve the HuaLian-esque romance #HuaLian is my standard #my standards have finally been set and it’s all because of one silly gay chinese novel series #happy new year #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #bilibili

[rexscanonwife]

Not me making a s/i for a game that I'm probably not even gonna play myself 😭🙏 here it is folks some simple ref of my bg3 tav!

She's a half-elf Paladin and a follower of Oghma, the God of Knowledge, with a sage background ♡ she's got an insatiable and somewhat macabre curiosity that leads her to explore things that are sometimes considered a bit disturbing but she finds fascinating! She has a bit of a manic edge that can make her seem a bit inconsiderate at times because she talks faster than she can think, but she means well and is very sweet! And of course she's catching feelings for a certain someone 😊

♡taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @changeling-selfship @crushes-georg @squips-ship @drjohndisco @adoredbyalatus

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #bg3 tav #bg3 self insert #bg3 #crush: 🗡 #OUGGH I NEED A SHIP TAG 😭😭 #thats the only thing i need to make wyll an official f/o...👉👈 #GOD IDK HOW I FELL FOR HIM LIKE THIS #i cant help it he's so fucking sweet and romantic and he's so so so devoted to u when u romance him 🥺💖💖💖💖 #maybe thats it devotion is a huge thing for me ajfjfk #if ur character will love with everything they have then im gone. and if the character is good with kids ajfjfk #WHICH WYLL IS BOTH #and idc if i dont have the game thats not gonna stop me uwu #i gotta draw us soon but alas...the call of dinner and needing to make it #but yeah her belt buckle has the symbol of oghma and her outfit is pretty simple but thats ok #between her studies she'll bash ur head in btw 😂 shes got no tolerance for nonsense #can u tell shes imbued with autism? specifically my autistic fixation on dark things #all my s/is have autism but the specific FLAVOR varies between them #and oughghh she'd be so enchanted by wyll 🥺🥺 #and shed be so interested in karlach and astarion bcs she does a lot of reading about vampires and tieflings #she's just never met them before #thats what i mean abt MAYBEEE being a lil insensitive bcs she might not be the most soft about what she knows #but once they all get to know one another she'd be a very good friend to them and she'd throw down for them without hesitation 😤😤😤 #speaking of karlach. uh 😳 uhm 😳😳 uhhhh #might want her too ngl 💘💖💘💖💘💖

[anderperry]

this is so deeply off topic for this blog but i am so furious at the duffer brothers, im so sick of queer people being nothing more than plot devices who’s stories just end in tragedy and heartbreak. being on the internet for something close to a decade i’ve seen it time and time again and i’m so so tired. straight audiences comfort will always be more important than queer stories and it’s horrible.

#stranger things #stranger things season four #will byers #byler #st4 #eddie munson #and don’t even get me started on the queerbaiting #the vol 2 screenshots of eddie and steve with the most romantic line from the most famous romance film of all time #all the byler hints??? he’s interested in someone else in the group #actual bullshit i’m actually furious idc if it’s immature

[piratingconstellations]

joey batey did not lie JASKIER HOT GIRL SUMMERRRRR

#i know y’all don’t follow me for the witcher i’m sorry #SEASON 3 HAS WON ME BACK OVER!! #first of all. finally leaning into the found family theme #second of all. portraying geralt and yennefers relationship in a way that gives yennefer agency #third of all. YENNEFER FINALLY GETTING AGENCY AND CONTROL OVER HER LIFE YASSSS #AND FOURTH!! OF ALL!! #JASKIER MR. BUTTERCUP DANDELION SANDPIPER!! #a flip switched idc the wig slays. WIG #jaskier getting the praise he DESERVES #side note joey batey is just incredibly talented. amazing voice #jaskier getting to be a FUN UNCLE #HIS ROMANCE PLOT IS EVERYTHINNGGGG #like YAS give jaskier a weird offputting boyfriend!! #then take me here <— ARE YALL SEEING THIS?? #to be clear this is a bad show. it’s bad #HOWEVER I AM LIVINGGGG #the witcher #jaskier #joey batey i owe you my life. #stream the amazing devil

[yeliuxi]

How are you as a man teaching women to seduce men? From seducing men? 🤨

#kind of gay of yu shisan. no idc if this is his het romance arc #a journey to love #feel like a clown. right as i was starting to enjoy chu yue and li tongguang as an enemies to potential lovers #yu shisan you are going to die in this but i salute u for still being slutty while in love #starting to get nervous... so many new develops just happened and theres only 10 eps left. how are you going to resolve all of. #this. gestures at this new dumpsterfire #JUST RECENTLY CREATED #also yu shisan accepting gold in exchange for a night made me laugh actually out loud

[sweetdreamsbuck]

this is going to sound sooo silly but I AM so!

I just want to be someone's pretty girl so bad:(

and not because I think i'm pretty, in fact I struggle with seeing that at all– but because someone just needs to adore me and cherish me and make sure I feel so seen, so important, that they just love making me feel special. in turn I get to be called something so soft and sweet and completely their's!

i'm just being emotional and dramatic but I wore a new sweater and did my hair differently today (not anything fancy just differently) and no one at work even spared a glance my way! not that I want attention from any of my coworkers lmao and yes I have the self image and confidence of a worn down run over piece of cement but it would be so nice to have someone to wake up to or come home to who wants to let me know they see me🥺

#this is basically my long winded way of saying I want someone to want me lol #I have never been someone's sweet girl or pretty girl and it genuinely is the only thing I long for #idc if that makes me sound pathetic because I am! #I don't know if this makes any sense but it's what's going through my head #all these romance novels I have been devouring are incredible until I realize I am not anything like these girls the fall HARD for #they are starting to make my........ heart ache #my expectations are high and my self worth non existent! #a bitch is lonely and empty and feeling worthless! #don't come in here with 'a man won't fix that' I KNOW let me just wallow in the feelings lol

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

i love the voice acting for both hunter and willow in the willow park depression arc. she’s having a panic attack and hunter delivers his lines like “i feel the exact way, but i know what youre saying about yourself isn’t true, and im only now realizing how this kind of thinking hurts.” nice to see how hunter is getting more used to showing his emotions and crying after spending time in the human realm. and its nice to show him passing that to willow.

#toh #the owl house #for the future #hunter toh #hunter noceda #willow park #their friendship is so important to me #their friendship with gus is also so important to me #the shipping though is ick and i stand by it #at least now they gave willow a reason to like him back but it still needed more buildup #if they didnt have enough time to fit in a good huntlow romance subplot then they should have just cut it out #my point is idc if they get married in the finale i will write a fic where they get divorced if they do #just like how idc if odalador got divorced bc of odalias character assassination i will write a fic where they get couples therapy #oh also ppl were saying everyone in the hexsquad has witnessed a signature hunter mental breakdown except for willow #and that when willow witnesses one thats when the huntlow ship will happen #its good they did it like that willow already plays mother to all her friends #if youre gonna make these two date dont make willow the sole emotional support #hunter needs to witness a signature WILLOW mental breakdown #after all these mental breakdowns hunter is finally ready to handle someone else's mental breakdown for once #gus in labyrinth runners doesnt count #'i know how it feels to want to believe in something just like how you want to believe youre dumb or whatever' hunter sweetie wtf is that #here it's much more effective

[ideologyofone]

Taking a break from my chaotic evil dark urge to start an Astarion origin run

Chaotic evil dark urge gives me psychic damage, I killed Isobel technically astarion killed isobel and all my companions yelled at me and told me my slayer form is an abomination I had to go sit in the corner and think about what I had done

#halsin and wyll got me #the others can yell all they want idc #also wyll I helped you kill karlach so maybe mind your business #you should know a little something about killing ppl for no reason #anyways dark urge is continuing to hurt my feelings so I’m gonna okay astarion and TRY to romance shadowheart #I know yinz are gonna say but GALE #I’ve ROMANCED HIM BEFORE #I’ve never romanced shadowheart so it’s her time to shine #bg3 #astarion #the dark urge

[petrichoraline]

i cannot believe people dont recognise woh as a bl - that team did e v e r y t h i n g in their power to make this as gay as possible, once you see the lip reading videos it's just painfully obvious but even if you don't, GJ and ZZH delivered that romantic chemistry to a point it's palpable; if you want to view it as a bromance sure you can and it's a touching story nonetheless, but to do so would take more of strain than to see as a romance imo

#maybe im wrong maybe the censorship worked and i only see it ad a romance because i know it is #but idk if i know the only reason a thing isnt full on bl is because it cannot be but everyone is doing their best to make it so - its bl #the intention is there the source material is there the little signs support it #i can understand people not getting that with the untamed (where i cant be objective in cause i knew what it was months before watching) #although xz and wy acted it out so beautifully you might need more context definitely #woh however? that shit is obviouss you can tell those men are crazy for each other idc #rant over with the reminder that ofc everyone is entitled to their opinion this is just me venting because i appreciate all the work put in #and it saddens me that it doesnt come through to people #woh

[angry-roomba-army]

what if the journals ranging from jealousy to near worship weren't that bad what if it was just william's gay ass theater kid poetry about his crush that looked really bad to a divorced police officer without context. i don't actually think that's what happened its just fun to think about. like what if

#angry roomba whirrs #five nights at freddys #fnaf #william afton #william afton fnaf #fnaf william afton #do you think hes a cannibalism as a metaphor for love kinda guy or does he go for a more catholic guilty ohh my love is corruption angle #like i dont really know much about catholic gulit or catholicism in general cause im not a catholic but like ive seen the tumblr posts #and the gay religious fanart #oh shoot i forgot to tag willry #willry #willry fnaf #fnaf willry #ok done PHEW #so anyway like what would a divorced police officer know about romance? firstly hes a cop secondly hes divorced so clearly not much #and we all know william hes theatrical hes a romantic or at least he seems like the romantic type im kinda jumping to conclusions here #so he would write gay ass theater kid poetry about his crush! he would! #and then when some normie ass unpoetic cop reads his DIARY of course hes not gonna understand the poetic passages dedicated to his love #like HELLO????? thats not ““““raving”””” its a SOLILOQUY come on man #and! he read his DIARY. like idc that he was investigating a murder you! dont! read! peoples! diaries! #if i were will and someone read my diary i would be so horrified like im surprised that HE wasnt the one who built a suicide bot after that #also! if you picked a random ass average target goer probably likes golf or something and showed them cannibalism as a metaphor for love #poetry they probably wouldn't see the poetic devotion part of it i think that they might think that you're crazy #or maybe. im just severely underestimating the poetic literacy of the average golf playing target goer that could be true #but anyways maybe thats what happened between clay and will like clay saw his poetry and was like yeah this is weird #oh shit i just realized a lot of the contents of williams diary are just public knowledge now like at least a mention of the raving passage #has to be somewhere in the case file just for anyone to access. oh god they live in a small town too word travels fast ohhh crap #well he kind of brought it upon himself like idk maybe don't kill children and your diary won't be read #by poetically illiterate and romantically stunted divorced cops #sorry im yapping. im yap deprived i needed to yap cough cough yeah that's me coughing from how yap deprived i am cough cough cough

[omnomnb]

i can't stand the 'liar revealed' trope so if that's where they're taking levi's whole "w-w--what do you mean go back to your world, is that all you were making pacts for 😦" thing i am going to be pissed off

#nightbringer spoilers #also like. they already did that whole thing in s1 #when belphie 'wtf you mean ur a human 😡' #spking of belphie whyd he have such a change of attitude this lesson. boy this isnot what you were like at the end of s1 #unless its his sin acting up somehow and hes next ig #whtever im not really feeling anything in s2 #the extra lore is nice and all but like im not here for that #im here to get *CENSORED* #like the lore would be easier to appreciate if there was more of what i acc play the game for #i know some players are all like 'idc about romance i here for lore!!' good for you. ur so special. thats not what IM here for #obey me nightbringer #saying things

[garfield-milk]

if i see one more straight woman writing only mlm romances im going to set myself on fire

#girl shut the fuck up you don't know shit #i don't know why is this considered a controversial take #look im not saying that every gay romance book written by straight woman is bad #not at all ive read a lot of them and yrah they are good #but i want queer books that connect with querr people and their experiences #at least withe mine #i guess that's the problem to me #idk im just annoyed because id love to have more queer media to chose from #queer books either feel not deep enough of too political #i just want queer people falling in love and being queer #i guess that why i prefer film (EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NOT THAT MUCH QURER CINEMA EITHER) #look im bisexual and i should enjoy hey romance but i just don't #that's not me #uhhskskd #im just being annoying im sorry but i hate it #i have to look around for days to find good queer media #and then theres 4000000 shitty straight Christmas fils that are the same #I WANT MY 300000 GAY SHITTY ROMCOM MOVIES..... #uuujjjfjkkkkk #sorry again #vent post #kinda #in the tags #jesus i hate straight people #ok andres shut the fuck up in the tags challenge go #also idc that much about woman writing mlm romances it's just that ... #they sre usually so... dull #and sometimes kinda fetishizing #ughh