#idk how accurate this is

[giyuji]

MTL...TO BE LOUD WHILE DOING IT!

ft. satoru gojo, ryomen sukuna, yuta okkotsu, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori & toge inumaki.

cw. aged-up characters, 18+ content, insinuated female reader, cursing.

#𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎 | he’s loud, he knows, and he doesn’t care one bit. he sounds good. and he knows his grunts and gasps turn you on even more. that is, if the way your cunt tightens around him each time he opens his mouth to let the sounds out was anything to go by. satoru thought it was a pretty good indicator, after all. so why would he ever think about holding back? the squelching each time he went back in was like music to his ears, much like his moans were to yours. and if he could get you even wetter than you already were, simply by opening his mouth, he couldn’t see a reason not to. satoru will snuggle into your neck, mouth close to your ear while he lets every sinful moan out right there where you can hear them the best. “fuck, fuck, fuck, you feel so good, pretty girl. all tigh—ah! shit, best pussy i’ve ever ha—had, fuck!” go on, tell him how good he sounds; he knows, of course, but a few extra compliments couldn’t hurt.

#𝐘𝐔𝐉𝐈 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈 | he’s reasonably loud during it, and has no clue he is. he doesn’t really pay attention to his own noises, more so to yours. gets absolutely mesmerised by the sweet little sounds you let out, and therefore gets more turned on as time passes—however, you experience the same exact thing. relishing in the soft moans and harsh grunts he lets slip out, you subconsciously up the sound of your own pleasure. the both of you are stuck in a cycle, with its only prisoner being your neighbours who are now stuck listening to the filthy melody pouring through the walls. they better invest in some earplugs, because yuji isn’t stopping until your poor pussy is all sore and aching. and even then he might continue. it’s not his fault, you simply sound too good. “‘s—‘s too much, yu,” you stutter, a sharp whine interrupting as he hit a particularly deep spot. “shh, i know baby, just—just one more, yeah?” it wasn’t one more. but he sounded so good, and he felt so good. why would you ever want to stop?

#𝐘𝐔𝐓𝐀 𝐎𝐊𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐒𝐔 | he is a bit vocal from time to time, especially on days where he’s more needy than usual. particularly when he’s come back from longer missions overseas, he’ll cling to you and your soft skin, your sweet whispers, and even sweeter caresses. he wants to be as close to you as he can be, and even when he’s inside you, with his balls firmly pressed against your ass, slapping against the supple skin with every thrust—it still doesn’t feel close enough. in those moments, yuta is vocal. he’s vocal and he hates it. but you make him feel so good, and he’s missed you so much, those high-pitched whimpers and soft pleas simply can’t be held in. “i—ngh, i missed you so—so much baby, fuck, ah, feel so good, i—ngh!” luckily for him, it seems you’ve taken quite a liking to them. it doesn’t stop the blush from appearing on his cheeks and at the tips of his ears, however. do be a dear, don’t tease him too much about it, yeah? or do. perhaps he’ll like it.

#𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 | the king of curses does not moan. he doesn’t whimper, or whine, or gasp. if you’re getting something out of him (and with the way you clench around him so wonderfully, trying to take him so perfectly despite his size, hiding the slight discomfort you feel as you try and adjust—you get something a lot) it’s going to be either low murmurs or outright filthy comments. sukuna doesn’t hold back, doesn’t think you’ve deserve that privilege, and so he goes and goes and goes, until you’re babbling nonsense. no coherent word or thought left in your pretty little head. just how he likes it. he bullies his cock through your folds without mercy, a sadistic smile on his face as he watches you take it. “what’s wrong, hm? poor thing cant take it? look at those vacant little eyes, no proper thoughts left. there’s no need for them. you just focus on milking ever last drop of me, yeah?” the way your walls tighten around him has him grunt, a dark chuckle following after. if he had you like this for the rest of eternity, it still wouldn’t be enough.

#𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 | megumi tries to hide his throaty gasps so badly, wants to stifle each and every husky groan that threatens to slip past. and he succeeds. most of the time. the times he fails are usually one of two scenarios: (1) he hasn’t seen you in a long time or (2) you decide to spoil him. if it’s both, you’re in for quite the night. but can you really blame his lack of self-control after seeing you all dolled up in that pretty, delicate, lace lingerie set? looking at him all doe-eyed, cooing how much you missed him and how you can’t bear to be apart for so long ever again (it’s only been three days, but c’mon, that’s way too long!). he doesn’t disagree. megumi is on you before you realise, and he doesn’t get off you until the sun rises again. “shit—thi—this isn’t fair,” he’d gasp, eyes closed and head thrown back as you sucked him off in your lewd attire. “not fair, not fair, not fa—ah!” an entire night of listening to his pretty sounds all while he goes to town on you and you on him. a better way to spend the night is almost unheard of.

#𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 | if he could, toge wouldn’t utter a peep. not because it doesn’t feel good, and not because he doesn’t want to but more so because he’s scared he’ll accidentally let a mumble fall past his lips and hurt you in the process. you’d talked to him about it once before, full of fear he didn’t like having sex with you. when he assured you quickly that that wasn’t the case, he promised to you (and himself) to try and have the same amount of trust in him as you do. it wasn’t until you were underneath him, all blushy and teary-eyed, heaving the slurred words; “t—toge, please, please, wa—wanna hear you,” the heavy, blissful sigh you made after came in sync with his final thrust, and he finally continued to let some of his stuttered gasps and half-interrupted whines out after that. he’s still not vocal, but he’s getting there. after all, how can he not when you ask him so sweetly?

#idk how accurate this is #BUT making it was fun soooo enjoy! <3 #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #yuji itadori x reader #itadori yuji x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #okkotsu yuta x reader #okkotsu yuuta x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #fushiguro megumi x reader #toge inumaki x reader #inumaki toge x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader

[skais777]

#idk how accurate this is #ninjago #lego ninjago #kai smith #nya smith #jay walker #zane julien #cole brookstone #lloyd garmadon #master wu #skylor chen #ninjago harumi #harumi #harumi jade #pixal #pixal ninjago

[degrassiclassiclover]

Degrassi Classic Characters as John Mulaney Jokes

The Zits: 21 plays of What’s New Pussycat broken by 1 play of It’s Not Unusual

Joey: Well, out on these streets, they call me Baby J.

Wheels: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.

Lucy: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.” “Partial credit!”

Alexa: Ooh, ducklings!

Dwayne: Why would I do things when it’s just so much easier to not do them?

Snake: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Scooter: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Mr. Raditch: One Black Coffee.

Luke: Drinking perfume and thinking it’s whiskey

Yick: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

#degrassi #degrassi high #degrassi junior high #I can’t list all the characters here there’s too many #Idk how accurate this is #john mulaney

[m1ssunderstanding]

Episode One: Scene Three

INT. TWO-UP-TWO-DOWN – TINY KITCHEN – MID-DAY

LOUISE, HEAVILY pregnant, stands over a stove, stirring a pot and swaying to a radio, from which is playing an Indian sitar. She stops, presses her hand to her stomach: the baby is kicking.

LOUISE

Good, isn’t it, little Georgie? 

She turns the radio up and continues stirring, one hand to her stomach

#The source for this scene is literally just the Wikipedia on George Harrison so #Idk how accurate this is #but i liked it #And I wanted to do a scene with each of the mothers before we really got to the boys #so there it is #george harrison #louise harrison #the beatles

[joonbugg]

I took an MBTI test bc that video with of bts’ MBTI was released the other day and I’ve never taken one before, so I was curious.

Hobi and I have the same personality 😳

Evidently, it’s the rarest personality type.

I don’t know what it truly means, but I don’t mind a little self-exploration sometimes.

#joonbugg!talks #joonbugg!other #bts #infj mbti #I thought I was going to have a common result #idk how accurate this is #maybe I’ll take some more tests #Hobi and I have have a few things in common actually #interesting

[feluka]

In front of the Journalists' Syndicate, Cairo, Egypt, on 15th January 2024.

The crowd chants:

مصر مشاركة في الحصار معبر بيننا و بين اهالينا الصهيوني متحكم فينا طول ما الدم العربي رخيص يسقط يسقط اي رئيس عملوها احفاد مانديلا و احنا فخوف و فعار و مزلة عايزين المعبر مفتوح

Translation:

Egypt participates in this siege! A crossing between us and our people! Controlled by Zionists! As long as Arab blood is seen as cheap, Any and every president must fall! Mandela's grandchildren have done it, While we are seized by fear, shame, and humiliation! We demand Rafah Crossing open!

#i wanted to say how huge this is #how we haven't had any act of open resistance to our regime in years and that i couldn't believe what i'm seeing #but i can't call it huge because it's the bare minimum #still. we haven't done the bare minimum in many years. #free palestine #idk if 'grandchildren' has any infantalizing connotations in english but he is saying it as an honor #maybe i should use descendant but i translated the man's words as accurately as possible and that's what he said

[lotus-pear]

clowns in court

#i haven't played genshin in four months so lmk if this is accurate #bro i forgot how much pain it causes me to draw genshin outfits there’s so many stupid details #this is all from memory btw so idk if it's accurate i was just looking at past drawings to double check outfits💀 #anyway it was so fun seeing chuuya COUGH i mean childe!! in fontaine!! my fav ginger <33 #genshin #genshin impact #lumine genshin impact #lumine #childe genshin impact #childe #furina #focalors #fontaine #chilumi #lotus draws

[theribthatgrewback]

science side of tumblr can someone please explain to me why an electric monopole (like an electron) can exist, but a magnetic monopole cannot? why is an electron not also a magnetic monopole? i thought electricity and magnetism were inextricably linked? what exactly is the distinction here?

i tried googling this but the first twenty answers were basically just "because thats how it is" without explaining the difference. maybe i didnt look hard enough though idk

#physics #math #electricity #magnetism #electromagnetism #i only have an AP level physics education and 2 semesters of college chem please be gentle with me #science #open questions #my guess is like... electric charge is an inherent property of a single electron #but maybe magnetism is an emergent property of the collective movement of many electrons? #idk how accurate this is

[lonelymapleleaf]

Harry Potter

I like to think that Hogwarts has a gym class. And Harry failed cause he's not really the athletic type yk.

But like in Goblet of Fire he's just like "damn it, I knew I should've participated in freeze tag"

#idk how accurate this is #lol help me #Harry Potter

[unhingedselfships]

Got bored and took a quiz

#quiz #uquiz #idk how accurate this is #i am def depressed tho

[glumby]

bubblines and ice kings

#i havent seen the show in a while or the spin offs so idk how accurate this is lol #adventure time #at #bubbline #marceline #the vampire queen #princess bubblegum #ice king #simon #my art #fanart #comics #edit: changed text mistake

[jasmindoodles]

I went down a rabbit hole of namuri tags and now I’m trapped! 💀 I’ve had this idea of Namor showing off his daughter to the whales and I just had to get it out of my system . 🐋

#my art #fan art #digital art #shuri x namor #shuri black panther #namor x shuri #mcu shuri #queen shuri #namuri #namuri baby #mcu fanart #mcu namor #namor of talokan #don’t come for me #Idk how to draw babies #nor accurately sized whales #I’m here for this ship now #mcu oc

[jade-len]

please help i just had a dream where svsss was a dating sim. so, of course i tried pursuing shen qingqiu, but it ultimately backfired because suddenly he realized that he was in a dating visual novel?? and since i put myself as a guy, he just refused to show up to special in game events to avoid me interacting with him???

and obviously i was like "wtf why isn't he here?" when he didn't show up. then at some point i explored the area, and the screen suddenly zoomed in to show sqq talking to sqh (supposedly telling him all about the little situation). next thing i know, both of them are slowly turning their head to stare at the screen in pure and utter terror

also in some part of the dream, i think i did some liu qingge events or something and as his affection levels rose, he would continuously jump scare me by popping up out of nowhere and go, "its not like i like you or anything!!" while covered in blood and holding out a demonic beast head as if it were a box of treats

anyways, totally random question guys haha if i made an svsss visual novel dating sim would you guys play it. no reason in particular at all.

#im actually learning how to code right now #if i hyperfixate enough ill turn this to reality bc im kinda bad at writing fanfiction #no promises though #i prob had this dream bc i stayed up till 5 am last night playing a date with death #idk if dream liu qingge was accurate bc personally i see him more as just being like 'for you.' before leaving #but its a funny thought to have with liu qingge acting like that sporty emotionally constipated tsundere character lmao #anyways dw if i do make the game i would build a chaotic ass harem route jesus fucking christ that'd be hilarious #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss #mxtx svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #cumplane

[chiptrillino]

...older Fire Lord Zuko with a sheer top and his tits out you say?

ID: three drawings of aged-up zuko from Avatar the last airbender as fire lord. on the left side a full body of zuko front view. In the middle, zuko from the waist up leaning over a cluttered table growling and spitting flames at the viewer. In the third image on the right, zuko from the waist up sits bored and exhausted in his chair. cluttered desk and paperwork in front of him. End ID

I probably did advertise the sheer top wrong! it's more like a robe! just… a bit seethrough… because… you know… self-indulgence…? for me… ? for us? (yes he only has one lense in his his glasses becasue we in the fandom just know why!)

art-blog: chiptrillino-art

#chip!ask #chip!art #zuko #atla #fire lord zuko #me finishing art??? uhm... maybe? idk #listen sometimes you need to like... just go by vibes because you have to get it out of your system.... #and you don't feel like fact checking if this is accurate or not you just saw it thought it was preatty kind of fit and went with it #that... that is the result of that... -sweats- #and then you kind of like it a lot.... #also fight me i refuse to give him a propper top knot! #it will always be messy... some how... this guy is just a mess... fight me! #the loser lord #said apriciative #i was vary close to give him just a monikel but i didn't know how to attach it #also glasses gaang yaiiiii

[ruby-hux]

radiostatic week: day 1 - first meeting

or something idk im so tired

#radiostatic week 2024 #my art #fanart #hazbin hotel #saturated colors #alastor #vox #staticradio #radiostatic #staticlovetune #uuuughahgrg😫😫😫 #vox is wearing clothes from that old photo with val #idk how accurate it is #u cant see photo very well #eyestrain

[orionfrommars]

prince version again —kinda built off of the last drawing but cleaned it up a bit more 👻

[Please do not steal, trace, repost, or do anything with my work.]

#orionsart #luigi #super mario bros #luigi fanart #smb luigi #smb #idk why i’m cringing at this 😭 #btw this isn’t ‘role reversal’ it’s something else i made up bc i was bored #so yes… there is a silly willy little story to this #btw i spent like 4 hours trying to figure out how to design his outfit 💀 #yes i know it’s not ‘historically accurate’ #but whatever lol