#if youre wondering

[bad-person-1810]

I cannot tell one funny story in the aa discord without being told I'm "phoenix coded" I hate it here

#jk i love it #ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #if youre wondering #“how where you legally dead for a minute” the answer is i was such a fucked up and pathetic baby they looked at me and went yup #that things dead for sure and then as im being like deared dead i makd the most pathetic baby noise imaginable and the doctors wgere shocked

[delicatepointofview]

woke up and nobody has ripped back to you from the cd yet. who is taking one for the team!?!??!?!

#theres only recordings of the audio on twitter #😩 #deleted w the link bc it already got reblogged #if youre wondering #just check notes and its still there

[madebypointlesswords]

So my parents dragged me to a christian festival today. Here are some of my favourite interactions I had

My father: this is my eldest daughter, *deadname*. She really wanted to be here

Me, a nonbinary person with heaps of religious trauma, definitely not there out of free will: ‘sup

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Me, just chilling around some stands:

Random christian: hey do you have a boyfriend and is he catholic

Me, a lesbian: Jesus is my boyfriend

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Random christian again: do u want a t-shirt with “hype jesus” on it to show that ur christian

Me, a pagan witch: yes

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Random christian yet again: what are u listening to?

Me: Take Me To Church from Hozier

Christian: Oh I love that song. Very nice to encourage young folks to worship god

Me: uh-huh

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Me: I’m gonna read Catherine Nixey’s “The Darkening Age” in front of this pastor

My brother: now why would you do that

Me: for the aesthetic

#if youre wondering #the darkening age is about the christian destruction of the classical world #And the “triumph” of christianity through the annihilation of freedom of religion #Its really good #i encourage everyone to read it #religious trauma #ex christian #nonbinary lesbian #gay pagan #pagans of tumblr #ex catholic #christianity is a cult #eldest daughter #eldest daughter syndrome

[charmac]

My top 20 Sunny episodes post S16 rewatch:

Use the Episode Sorter here!

#iasip #episode sorter #if youre wondering #it took me 980 battles #and yes i put it all in a spreadsheet #whats the most controversial one here? #probs times up for sunnyblr

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

thinking about the fruits being on sherbs c!sherb playlist and. thinking about these specific few lines. "Screaming birds sound an awful lot like singing, and I will tell you now that I'm not even singing." like. mmmm. /pos

#if youre wondering #yes i think about these lines regularly #sherbertquake56 #icarus morningstar #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[xroguerosexxx]

Sorry that i talk like im stupid. It's cuz i am.

Hope this helps 🩷

#brrrr #if youre wondering #brain fried #sorry not sorry #hope u like it #dumbification #no thoughts head empty #brain melt #dumb bunny #dumbing down #dumbimbofication #dumb slvt #bimbo doll #fvckdoll #bd/sm doll #dollification #bimbofied #fvcktoy #i wrote this #mine

[x22817]

BLANKET THIEF

#beans beans the magickal fruit #shes so pitiful with those eyeballz #ive gotten through so much of my book today im so happy #neither of us have wanted to do anything today #ive basically had DPT all day long #i feel like shit anyway #so we just cozied up #today's mood #nappy time #spoonie #dogs of tumblr #booklr #dogblr #blanket #thief #cozy #I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEAN #THANK YOU FOR BEING MY CUDDLE BUDDY #if youre wondering #the answer is 3 #she has three blankets all to herself in this picture #3

[mothhuuny]

my fucking drip

#marts (moth arts) #if youre wondering #im making shoes based off of the heart of the pallid whale #and the cover art for compass #because im insane

[bucephaly]

Oooohhh oh

#the cows were so FRIENDLY today #number 19 #number 19 i love you mwah #my cows #bovine #my pets #if youre wondering #a cows nose feels like a big dog nose #but warm #and a cows tongue feels like velcro but worse

[vampireculture222]

sometimes i feel Okay and Normal and then i think about my favorite line from my favorite song.

"go on back to bed, my love. i mean, thats where dreams are supposed to be"

and then suddenly i am no longer Okay and Normal

#the song is #thats enough lets get you home #will wood #if youre wondering #hes my everything btw #if you even care

[astrologista]

#sorry for grouping them in the last one #those ones are a bit past my time of watching the movies religiously #if youre wondering #my favorite is deoxys followed by unown and then manaphy

[gregrulzok]

SO much sympathy for people that have to spend years in LFG servers and local game shops just to find a DND table for their first experience

Mine went more like this:

Me, literally 0 intentions of ever actually playing DND: *Innocently talking to a friend whom I loved but rarely ever saw on my birthday* "Hey, you're into DND right? I've been watching a lot of videos on it and I had a concept for a character. I'm gonna run it past you-- Do you think it could work in a campaign?"

Friend, who's been looking for an excuse to hang out more often AND new players: *Cracks knuckles* "Well it better"

And that's it. Boom. I have a DM.

It was magical.

#and now hes one of my closest friends #as is the rest of that table #im in five campaigns now #with three on the way #all with the same people #including that very first one #if youre wondering #the character concept works PRETTY well #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #5e #dnd memes #dnd stories

[haveyouseenmyhonor]

Listening to The Used's new album and sobbing hysterically to each song like:

#the used #bert #he gets it and Im angry about it #trauma #toxic positivity #if youre wondering #it was Headspace that triggered the 8am sob

[fandomchaosposts]

me: but why does a single t-shirt cost 70€

seb: dw 8 got you fam *includes the reasoning of the cost*

#if youre wondering #its a fairly normally priced tshirt with a 30€ donation fee added to be donated to the bees thingy cause #fandomchaos posts #f1 #sebastian vettel

[misty-missdee]

Saw a bug today.

#this was right outside my front door #i just got home from a pretty important convo #if you catch my drift #this friend was waiting to greet me #thank you friend #the convo went well #if youre wondering #im just exhausted #from it #im a crybaby you see

[lunatic-fandom-space]

I just finished Interview with the Vampire and I enjoyed it, the last part in particular was just like being hit with a brick over and over again, but I was struck by how different it was from what I expected. And like, my knowledge of the book was very limited, I basically just knew the title and that theres a vampire named Lestat, I assumed he would be the one being interviewed and I was. wrong. Its kinda funny because they dont say Louis' name for a pretty long time and I remember reading like the first description of what 'the vampire' looked like and it said he had black hair and I was like "waiiiiiiit. Lestats meant to be blonde right" but then I realized I knew nothing about this book except like 2 gifsets ive seen float around on tumblr and barely remember and was like "no, why would I even think that, because Lestat seems like a blonde guy-kinda name? thats silly of me" but well. yknow. I had also heard that this book was really gay and it was! specifically, it was gay in that interesting incredibly fucked up way that I really enjoy as an aroace girlie, so that was cool 👍 but because of that, I thought the guy doing the interview would be more important, in the sense that I thought there would be more of narrative outside of the interview but that mainly ended up being the framing device, and I thought he would have some kind of gay thing with Lestat and I mean, that could happen in one of the sequels but it didnt happen here. I guess Lestat is really the thing ive been thinking the second-most about because hes the only character I knew literally anything of before reading and I was able to have have some pre-conceived notions about him, all of which were wrong (except for him being blonde). Like, I thought he was gonna be like, a vampire's Vampire if that makes sense, but instead I was struck by how deeply and genuinely pathetic he is. i dont really have anything else to say tbh

#if youre wondering #the thing i think the most about is claudia and everything around claudia #but i dont have any actual coherent Thoughts about any of yet because its so insanely fucked up #i'll need to watch her from behind a glads pane before i feel safe touching her (metaphorically) (in my mind) #interview with the vampire