#im gonna put a vest on instead

[urgrossdaughter]

Guys I actually have sensory issues or something. Whem the collar of my shirt touches my collarbones i genuinely want to scream and fucking CRY AND HIT SOMEONE ANDCUT THD FIVKING SHIRT UP PLEASE STOP OHMUGNOFFFFFFGG

#im genuinely fighting theburge to cry rn #i just took my shiet off in nakey #im gonna put a vest on instead

[crustose]

Acted super normal abt ofmd with coworker everyone please clap

Quotes SAID BY ME include "oh I've been watching that pirate show on hbo" and "uh... Leslie Jones i think"

#straight men are out there watching ofmd apparently too. wack #crowning jewel of normalcy “oh i think im gonna try and put an izzy costume together for halloween” #instead of “im currently altering a shirt so that it fits all fucked up like izzys does. i have a leather vest. i sewed a fucking cravat

[concessionstantinople]

I am this fucking close 🤏 to losing it in front of a customer

#some lady kept handing me money while i was STILL ringinh her shit up. and then she ended up changing her mind abt which money to fucking- #use when i rang up the rest of her stuff #and she kept fucking piling EVERYTHING to the front of the grocery belt. ma'am what if i killed myself in front of you #also theres so many lf them today. barely had any time to take a water break between customers #and its rlly fucking hot every now and then and i cant just take off my jacket bc then id have to go through the process of removibg the- #vest and then the jacket and then putting the vest back on #so instead i push it up to my elbows bc thats all i can do. but i can Feel it on my fufking Arms. #and all the noises. im gonna rip off each individual limb of myself in front of the next customer who starts stacking items on the belt #🧠

[gh0stsp1d3r]

Spicy wedding night with tangerine. Female y/n lost her vCard to tan when dating. They don’t hook up for awhile before wedding to create tension. Super smutty, passionate, hot.

An- I love this sm anon, I love you for this

𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

Warnings- Smut, 18+, Oral (f), cum eating, unprotected sex, P in V

“You may now kiss the bride.”

Those were the simple words that led you both to were you were now, in a hotel, him carrying you over his shoulder as you giggled.

“Tannn.” You hummed, dress being bunched up by his grip.

“Yes?”

“We almost there?”

He took the key and unlocked the door, and he closed it with his foot. He threw you gently onto the bed, you smiled at him, he quickly went down to your level and kissed you. He was now on top of you.

He disconnected his lips to take off his jacket, you stood up and he helped you take off your dress.

Finally after a lot of struggling, it was off, and so was his vest, jacket, and his tie. His shirt still on, while you were left in your bra and panties.

He admired you for a moment, seemingly getting lost in you. All of you.

You rolled your eyes at his gawking, and reached to unbutton his shirt, he quickly unbuttoned them instead.

He started to then take off his pants, you were growing slightly impatient.

You watched with folded arms and admiring his chiseled chest. He noticed your reaction and smirked at it.

His hard on was clear in his boxers. He put his hands onto your waist, and he kissed you feverishly. The cool metal of his new wedding ring hit your waist, making you shiver slightly.

His tongue slipped into your mouth and he was pushing you back onto the bed again.

The kiss was shortly lived, and was interrupted by a call.

idiot brother 🍋

He groaned and you quirked an eyebrow.

“Lemon.”

“Oh. Answer it.” You shrugged.

“I’ve waited too long, love, I’m not stopping for him to ask me the Netflix password.” He chuckled quietly, and his lips were soon on your neck, he threw his phone onto the bed.

You moaned at the feeling, he smiled and then bit into the soft skin.

You bucked your hips up slightly, and he did that multiple times in different places.

He suddenly stopped and he made his way on the edge of the bed. He grabbed your ankles, making you yelp. He kissed your legs, making his way up to your thighs and then between your legs.

He pulled down your panties, putting them aside onto the bed.

He then started to lick up at your cunt, kicking a circle on your clit. He was good with his tongue.

You moaned, gripping tightly onto his hair. You then arched your back off the bed. He continued devouring your pussy, your wetness and arousal tasting amazing to him.

He could tell you were close.

“Tan- Im gonna-“

He didn’t say anything, and you came on his tongue.

The wait for your guys wedding was excruciating. You both agreed to no sex until the wedding, hoping that it would be worth it, and even better.

He didn’t waste a drop, your hips stuttered and you moaned loudly. He then went back up to you, he looked down at you.

He kissed you. You could taste yourself, and he moaned into the kiss as well.

He once again slipped his tongue into your mouth, yours and his fighting for dominance. He won in the end.

Once you both stopped, he was breathless almost. He then unclipped your bra, putting it next to your panties.

Tangerine laid down for a moment, tracing circles by your chest as you both relaxed for a moment.

“I love you.” He mumbled. Your hands ran through his hair.

“I love you, my beautiful husband.” You said with a small smile.

He looked up at you, still laying by your chest. He smiled at the name.

He took off his boxers then, and he aligned his cock with your entrance. He put your legs on his shoulders, making it so he can hit you even deeper as he thrusted in.

He groaned when he bottomed out, kissing your cervix perfectly. You moaned loudly, he went at a slow pace at first.

“Tan, faster, please.” You whined.

He nodded, and his slow thrusts were soon faster ones, ones that had you crying on his cock.

He was entranced by his cock going in and out. And his cock in your stomach. He pushed down on the bulge, making you moan loudly.

His groans grew as he felt himself get closer, clearly you had liked that.

Your tight walls clenching around him, and your moans vibrating around the hotel room. It was a dream to him.

“Can I cum inside?” He suddenly asked, the question making your eyes go wide.

You nodded, the simple thought making you clench harder onto him.

He painted your walls white, and you came at the same time.

He sighed when he pulled out, while you whined at the loss.

“Sh..” He quickly hushed you, he picked you up bridal style and he brought you into the bathroom. He ran a bath and sat down in it with you.

You laid against his chest.

“Mm.. tan?” You mumbled.

“Yes, my love?” He hummed.

“It was worth it.” You said with a small smile, eyes closed.

“What was?”

“The wait.”

He laughed quietly when he realized what you meant.

“It was, wasn’t it?”

#tangerine fanfiction #tangerine x you #tangerine x reader #aaron taylor johnson x reader #tangerine smut #aaron taylor johnson #aaron taylor johnson smut #atj smut #atj x reader #tangerine bullet train #tangerine fic #tangerine x y/n #tangerine

[ivestas]

a good shot

Summary: König had a staring problem, so you confront him about it. 

Tags: sniper!fem!reader x konig, platonic!141 x reader, barely edited, awkward, unintentional confession(?)

Word count: 1.1k

Note: my mw2 obsession is real. been trying to deny it but its all that occupies my brain.... send some reqs?? i have such a bad habit of saying that then not following thru but i promise i will LMFAOOO (nah but fr tho im working on ur guys’ requests, just veryyyy slowly since, again, mw2 brainrot) also sorry if this seems rushed, i just wanted to get this idea out of my head hehe

König had a staring problem. 

You really didn’t know why, but whenever he was near, you could practically feel his gaze burn a hole through your skin. 

You weren’t one to care for stares—you were used to it, especially in your early years as a merc. Most would just be curious why a woman was wearing a bullet vest, especially civilians. 

But... König’s eyes were intense. Nothing like the curious—or even hateful—looks you were used to. 

You were sure you hadn’t done anything wrong; you barely spoke, never really caring too. You kept to yourself. You didn’t particularly stand out next to your flamboyant peers. 

So... why? 

You’d first asked Soap about it: he was a people person, always seemed to know someone’s intentions in an instant. 

However, he was confused. “He stares at you?” 

"You hadn’t noticed?” 

“No? I barely see the lad in general, always skulkin’ in some shadow.” 

“Seriously?” You frowned. “Then you think you’d know why?”

“Hmmm... here, maybe if I get my crystal ball and ponder for a bit I can find out!” 

"Shove the ball up your ass instead.” You snorted. Soap laughed, probably at his own joke than yours. 

Getting up, you headed to your next target: Ghost. 

You found him in the mess hall, taking apart his rifle on one of the cafeteria tables by himself. Without a second thought, you slid beside him. He didn’t acknowledge you.

Propping your head up with a hand, you look at him. Despite it being night, he’s still wearing his balaclava and shades. You decided it’s best not to make a comment about it since you’re trying to pry answers regarding the Austrian Colossus. 

“You’ve noticed König staring at me, right?” 

“Yeah. Why?” 

“Do you think you’d know why? I’m sure I hadn’t done anything to piss him off, but he’s always just... you know...” you widen your eyes, leaning in. “Doing this. I don’t know whether to be unsettled or flattered.” 

Ghost carefully puts two pieces of his rifle together, a satisfying click resonating in the air. “Maybe he’s surprised why the 141 got a clown for a sniper.” He intoned. 

“Says the guy wearing a skeleton balaclava and tinted shades—scared the enemies are gonna find out you’re actually just a loser with nothing to his name?” You said the words too quickly, and when Ghost looked at you, he probably knew the thought was bubbling in your head. 

"...” 

“...” 

You couldn’t help the laugh that crawled out your throat, and you noticed that the corners of Ghost’s eyes crinkled. 

“...So you don’t know?” 

He snorted. “I’m no psychic.” 

Sighing, you rose from your seat, leaving Ghost once more in his own bubble. 

You really didn’t want to, but you realized you were gonna have to ask from the source itself—König.  

Now, you didn’t consider yourself a shy or anxious person, but there was something so imposing about König; maybe it was the fact he literally towers over you like some Goliath, or maybe it’s the fact he only speaks in raspy monosyllables, or, maybe, it was the fact that he just always stares at you, but you couldn’t deny the nervousness that writhed in the pit of your stomach. 

But curiosity shined over it, because just why would he just stare? 

So, you decided to head to the shooting field: it was an open secret that König often lurked there at night, shooting away at the targets from the day. No one really complained since he’d replace the targets with new ones at the end of every session.

The walk was short; just a quick turn through some halls and out through a door and you’re in the range. 

König was some meters away, hunched over a stack of crates and a sniper under his arm. His back was to you. 

You stepped on a stray stick just beside your foot. His head shot up. 

He turned around in an instant, sniper tight in his hand. 

They were right. He’s antsy. 

“Hey, König.” 

“...” 

You slowly approached as though he were a frightful deer... but perhaps a cautious bear would be a more accurate descriptor. He could kill you in seconds. 

Like anyone can. It doesn’t scare you. 

Admittedly, it’s a little exciting.

“Can I talk to you about something?” 

“...yes.” 

 “Your eyes—uh, you stare. A lot.” 

His gaze flickered away. 

“Just wondering why you just... stare. I’m pretty sure we’ve never spoken, either—”

“We’ve spoken,” he cut in. Rough and light, as usual. “Mostly on missions though.” 

“Oh... well, I’m just wondering if I pissed you off, somehow? Earned your ire? I’m dumb, I forget and I can be socially unaware—”

“No, no, no!” His eyes rounded, the sniper loosened in his hands. “No, you didn’t! I just, well...”

“...well?” You echoed, prompting him to continue. 

He did. 

“You’re nice to look at.”

Your brain froze. 

Oh. 

Oh. 

“I’m sorry, is that weird?—it is, isn’t it? I apologize, I—”

“No, wait, I’m really flattered, I just—” you laugh breathlessly. In disbelief. “That’s just really fucking flattering.” You can feel your face light up with heat, and all the neat composure you’ve built wash away completely. 

Now, you’re reduced to a blushing schoolgirl at a complete loss for words. 

What were you supposed to say? What does that even mean? Is that an admission of some crush, or were you just eye candy to him?—and did you like that, like his attention or are you just that deprived of contact? 

You force your eyes to his, and you realize he’s hunched over, rubbing at the metal butt of his sniper with a thumb, eyes everywhere except on yours. 

"So...” you rubbed your wrist. “What now?”

He finally looked at you. “Huh?”

You were this far already, you weren’t gonna back down yet. Even if your heart was slamming against your chest. “You just called me pretty? And I have a feeling you’re easy on the eyes too—maybe this is too quick—but wanna hang out then? Like, talk and stuff... because... I’m pretty?”

König stared for a moment before breaking into a laugh. “It would be an honor.” 

“Then let’s hang out right now! Stay here, I’m gonna grab my sniper and we’re gonna shoot shit till bullets’re covering the ground!!” 

König extended his sniper. “Use mine. I want to see how you shoot.” His eyes fluttered, gaze awkwardly averting yet again. You were beginning to find it endearing. “You’re a good shot. And I’d like to get better.” 

“And watching me will help you?”

“Yes,” he said the word with earnest, eyes bright. 

A crooked smile pulled at your lips. Fuck, you weren’t used to this. 

But you liked it. You liked it a lot. You just hoped you could eventually make him feel the same. 

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#konig x reader #mw2 x reader #modern warfare 2 x reader #könig x reader #modern warfare x reader

[luvanniiee]

line of work

• pairings : policeman!hyunjin x fem!reader

• synopsis : hes a cop. his job is to help protect the city. he gets shot at all the time. there was a near miss. all he ever tells you is , its all in the line of work

• warnings : angst like a lot. mentions of shooting, injuries. smut. unprotected sex (wrap it or never see it again) , emotional vanilla sex, fluffy sex, reader has feminine body parts, petnames, breeding, reader gets pregnant, missionary and riding, lots of emotions being shown. fluff at the end! lmk if i missed something.

• a/n : hey yall, sorry for my lack of posting. but this is just something for yall to read until i finish my other two writings including, feel a way part 2 , and the ateez headcanons i have for yall! okay lemme not talk to much, enjoy the story!

story under the cut :)

everyday starts off the same. hyunjin wakes up, gets ready for work, drowns your sleeping face with kisses , leaves a note on the counter for you, and goes to work. hes a policeman, everyday you’re worried about his safety. sure he may have a bulletproof vest on, and he has partners he goes to work with, but that still doesnt ease your mind until he walks in and lays in your arms.

there was a shooting a few streets down, and of course being scared, you called the police. they responded as quickly as they could. you turned on the news. no one died thankfully, but there were several injuries including the responding officers. you saw hyunjins name listed as one of the injured responding officers. so you hurried downstairs to throw on whatever shoes you could find.

as you went to open the door, a tall figure stood over you. it was hyunjin. baby! oh goodness are you okay? why are you here? shouldn’t you be in the hospital? you questioned. the questions seemed to go in one ear and out the other. he only looked at you. his eyes were full of hurt, relief, lust. im fine bunny. i just….i just need to feel you right now. he said looking in your eyes. uh..hyunjin. arent you hurt? you asked concerned for him. im fine just please let me feel you. i need to be wrapped tightly all around my body. he almost whispered out.

before you could say anything, he pressed his lips against yours. the way he kissed you, full of those emotions he wasnt too fond of sharing out loud. he kissed you with all the love he has for you. it made your head feel light. then he broke the kiss to whisper on your lips, please? he whined. you kissed him again to let him know that you were here to satisfy him. he backed you against the wall, his lips detaching from yours and kissing down your body. he went from your lips, to your neck, to your collarbone and back to your lips. you moaned slightly at the action.

he smiled and picked you up to carry you to the bed. as he laid you down, he started to take off the rest of his uniform. he took off his uniform shirt and then the sweatshirt under it. you looked at his chest, there was a bruise there. you wanted to say something but instead of talking, you sat up and pushed him down. so he was under you. you then kissed him again, slowly and full of love. then you also kissed down his neck but you got to his bruise and paused for a second. hyunjin was gonna tell you to not stare at it for so long. but before he could you started kissing lightly on his bruise.

he hissed slightly as the contusion was still very sensitive. but to him, i didnt matter how much it hurt, he just needed to feel you like that. hyunjin started to get hard because of your actions. then you put your hand on his bulge. he pushed his hips slightly forward trying to get more. but instead you just remove your hand and straddle him. you were moving on him gently so that you wouldnt hurt him. you kissed him again. this time you were grinding down on him. he moaned in your mouth and he gripped your hips.

as much as he’d like to stay in this position with you, hyunjin wasnt really feeling in the mood for teasing. so he flipped you over, and leaned over you. he took your shirt off and motioned you to finish taking off your clothes. which you wasted no time in doing. hyunjin also finished getting undressed so you both were naked soon. wanna skip the foreplay or do you want it? he asked. that’s something admired about him. no matter how needy he was, he would always make sure you were satisfied. lets skip it this time. you replied.

thats all it took for him to spit on his hand and rub himself. you were already wet enough, so he slipped his cock in. you both moaned at the feeling. he sat there for a minute to let you adjust but also to just feel you. he looked at you, his eyes watering a little, he leaned down and held you. i was scared…i thought i wasnt gonna make it out alive. hyunjin said as he started to cry. you teared up too, his words touching your heart. soon enough though, he started to move his hips slowly. he wanted to take his time with you.

any emotion he was feeling, was coming out through his tears, and the rhythm of his hips. you made it and your here, safe with me. you whispered out as you lifted his face to kiss him. there was so much being said even if he wasn’t actually saying anything. he let out a small whine as he felt you clench around him. his noises made you wetter, you felt yourself getting close, but he needed to speed up a little for you to get there. please baby… a little faster. you whined out.

he went faster for you. but the contusion on his chest was bothering him more than he thought. he tried to ignore it but it was hurting him. you noticed this and proposed that you ride him. he nodded and stopped his thrusts. he pulled out and laid on his back. you straddled him once more, this time you positioned his dick so it would slip in easily. you both moaned again, and you started to swirl your hips before bouncing. he held on to your hips as he forced you to still your hips. not yet baby..not yet. he moaned as he closed his eyes.

then he lifted his hips and thrusted into you from below. your instinct was to put your hand on his chest for balance but you settled on the pillow underneath his head. you both were moaning and crying each others name. his thrusts from below made you close. im gonna cum baby. you moaned softly. he nodded his head and pushed your hips down as much as he could. he did that so he could push himself deeper inside, then he started to push his hips into you. it made your head light and before you could announce it, you were experiencing your high.

you came with a silent moan and a slight shake from how intense it was. you soon caught your breath and leaned forward to kiss him. he felt how tightly you clenched around him, it made him get close too. and soon enough he spilled himself into you with a loud cry of your name. fuck y/n, im cumming! he moaned. he stilled his hips as he came. his eyes slightly watering. it was a beautiful thing to see when he came.

hyunjin slowly let his hips fall back to the bed, and you lifted yourself off him slowly so you dont overstimulate him on accident.

it was a scary thing that happened today. but im glad i was lucky enough to come home to you. hyunjin spoke. im glad youre here. also that bruise baby, should we take care of it? you asked. no, ill just let it go down on its own. he said. hyunjin. you spoke. hm? he replied. you didnt pull out. im not on the pill. you mentioned. i know. hyunjin said. you smiled at the thought of having a family with hyunjin.

i hope yall enjoyed this one. i hope it isnt too much. but yeah, feel a way and ateez are coming soon. so please stay tuned lol anyways byee!!

p.s. contusion is a medical term for bruise, if you didn’t know that, well now u do! i didnt wanna keep saying bruise over and over again so i decided to use that word. lol.

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#hyunjin smut #hyunjin angst #stray kids smut #stray kids fluff #stray kids angst #fem reader #hyunjin x female reader #hyunjin x you #hyunjin x y/n

[aroacesetitoff]

Infinight Interns Reference Sheet + Headcanons

Bartholomew Finn

-Vest of Slow Descent-i made it green based off his canon design and then gave it "feathered" hems to allude to its ability

-pre-Draconic Transformation Bart-gave him silver jewelry and the only draconic traits are gold freckles, fangs, and shorter horns

-post-Draconic Transformation Bart-gold jewelry to match with his dad (Simsun), and of course claws and scales and larger horns

-boatswain's call whistle-a reference to the Jebediah + Capt. Marge

-gave him the thigh dagger sheath-cause why not. I think Bart's that character in movies that has a shit ton of knives hidden in the most improbable places

-he's got a 17 string lute, but lets be honest i aint drawing 17 strings. painted a wave design on the body and the soundhole/rosette has a dagger design

-Breath Diagem/lute pick ftw

-scars on his hands (from doing hot boi sailor shit)

-not shown but i think he's got a bunch of tattoos (like "I <3 Mom" for Marge, flowers for Gum Gum, crossed anchors, etc.)

-pupils are slitted like dragons and a very dark shade of blue

Kyborg the Mighty/Kydelius of Everwinter

-Fun Fact: i used to do archery! so some of his gear is based off of stuff I had. But you know cooler

-Canonically his hair pretty loose, and its pretty but my god its gonna get caught up in his bowstring man. braided/tied it back for practicality

-thigh highs. no notes

-gave him an armored version w/ fur because his current design didn't feel like Everwinter-y enough

-its not terribly visible but he has the Belt of Sick Trick so i put a bird on it (vaguely Tony Hawk reference)

-the Longer Bow Krystallina-gave it a snow fall design + red accents

-scars from archery, since this guy shoots barebow

-the left (flesh arm) side is the most armored and unscarred, and the right (metal arm) side is scarred + unprotected (bc u know its metal)

-pupils are really dark shade of red as a reference to the Source Diagem

-metal arm-i took an anatomy class not a robotics one, so the structure is based off human musculature (kinda) and i put the Source Diagem in his shoulder instead of his hand

Gum Gum Galindor

-star boi 🌟

-constellations on the inside of the brim of his hat that Bart sewed for him-(Bart's a sailor, he knows his constellations)

-the flowers (orange @ blue) on his hat represent him & Bart. The orange ones bigger bc u know thats his big bro right there

-the hoodie+pauldron+cross body strap combo is a direct copy of Bart's design bc thats what younger siblings do u know

-made the patches to repair his coat stars bc why not

-Random Axe of Kindness-the cute lil heart does not detract from the fact that its an axe

-timeskip design i went for a gardener vibe bc he works in the Orchidnage now-i think despite having the worst dad of the group, Gum Gum would be a pretty good father figure

-Staff of Flowers-i wanted to reference Dia w/ this one so I tried to have this be the most colorful part

-Bart pierced his ears at one point

-i gave him constellation freckles that showed up post Dia reveal

-he has his manacles yeah but i wanted to design friendship bracelets for the rest of the team

-Mudd's-green thread with pink & white flower beads-the charm is Gumbo

-Bart's-leather cord with blue & gold beads and an anchor charm

-Kyborg's-brown leather cord, green beads, and a red arrow charm

-made his pupils a lighter shade of blue that glows when he uses Wild Magic

-edit: lots of scars, some from fighting, a lit from just tripping and shit. Also a dog bite from that one time

Mudd Bramblecrack

-i love him but it was so hard to come up with a design

-the pink streak keeps moving bc im inconsistent and also bc he has to redye/cut his hair constantly

-the "fur" cloak is the Cloak of the Secluded Garden, and its actually pine leaves & grass

-gave him a very simple tunic w/ a bramble design bc we would try to disguise his noble bg

-i put Mudd in a kilt bc i have free will and also he's Scottish. I dont think he would ever wear one unless for formal occasions tho bc i think they take a while to put on

-Gumbo :) + badger armor -this ones very specifically inspired by Lonna Bowstripe from the Redwall series

-originally had the purple gems on his tunic, made em earrings instead bc thats cooler

-Bramblecrack signet (?) ring-also the Virtues Diagem. Both this and his earring are purple bc its an ace reference (for me). The ring is definitely an ace reference bc i made it a black metal and put it on his right middle finger (ifykyk)

-pink paw pads + talons-less of a firbolg thing, more of a Moon Druid thing

-eyes are a rlly dark shade of green but glow a brighter shade when Wildshaping

-pupils are a rlly dark shade of purple (Diagem ref) and also horizontal like cows

Okay I think that's everything. If not ill just come back and edit it 🤷. working on the OG Infinights next so stay tuned or whatever

#my art #tales from the stinky dragon #tftsd #bartholomew finn #stinkydragonpod #mudd bramblecrack #kyborg the mighty #gum gum galindor #headcanons

[cider-est]

The full lineup is almost done!! (just needs some touch ups and a Chunsik design👍) FEEDBACK IS GREATLY APRECIATED!!

Design process under here (whole lot of yapping)

General thoughts: Ive given them in my previous design sheet (you can find it in my blog)(tldr: designs match characters but still childish, 8-12 years old). Only thing different here, is that these eggs were eggs who I had less of a clear idea of what I wanted to do with them (though I still really liked where I ended up!!)

Empanada: Didnt want to go for the full sweet lolita route, mostly because I thought it'd take away the "little kidness" of it all, but something that still resembles the aesthetic. She's wearing "carneirinhos" (idk the name in english) which is very cute little girl to me, and shes also a demon! Her tail resembles a frying pan!! Though I might change her fringe (it was supposed to be baby hairs but now that I think about it, her type of hair probably wouldnt have them) and put some argyle pattern in her sweater vest. I just forgor💀 to do that...I also wish I had made her shorter, but unfortunetely I drew this before the eggs did the height check (YES ITS BEEN THAT LONG).

Sunny: My beautiful baby girl. She means the world to me. I love this minecraft egg with all my heart. Shes wearing Light up sketchers and some fairy wings like Pomme, and shes actually wearing a swimsuit, she just put a tutu over it. The diamonds they're always holding are rings, they have a "terere" in their hair (idk name in english😭😭) and the beads were inspired by an artist on twt (@\BLUETOMATOSODA). Also if you are wondering why her hair looks like tentacles, its because I had originally made it puffy, but changed my mind after doing the lineart, so i had to get creative with me covering it up. Just pretend she has a fan, shes a star after all!

Pepito: Basically, he is very smoll. Chiquito even. He has strawberry hair and MASSIVE glasses that take up his entire face. Hes wearing a swimsuit aswell (dont ask how it works idk either), and has floaties since he cant swim. Hes got crocs, since flip flops hurt his toes, with a spider man charm on them! Also hes got a sunhat, mostly cause I wanted some other accessorie but didnt want to go with gas mask since it'd kinda kill the whole swimming vibe (since his model is wearing a swimsuit). sorry if its not too accurate to his character. Side note: Him, Em and Sunny all have freckles! Him and Sunny all over their bodies while Em just has on her cheeks.

Leo: Cute sporty vibe, love her shorty spiky hair. Wanted to try to make her face spiky aswell, for the whole shark dad thing. Shes got a necklace with a shark tooth (I guess she got it from Foolish??). He changes tshirts randomly, and opens and closes his attack on titan hoodie depending on the tshirt's expression (basically my version of Leo changing her player heads constantly). His trainers have dragon wings and also: whealies!!

Dapper: Im gonna be honest: did not expect to like his design THIS much. The colouring really elevated, with the long blue hair (the same colour as the ghosties!). Wanted to make them, y'know, dapper, so I had to sacrifice some of the "little kid vibes" unfortunetely, but I think it fits her still. The hat has part of the helmet that they used to wear a lot, demon horn to match Pomme, and a suit that is VERY inspired by Death the Kid from Soul Eater (very fitting for a reaper in training imo). Might be my favourite design!

Ramon: Jesus fuck you'd think designing your fav egg would be easy BUT NO. I struggled long and hard. Again, he doesnt have that much "little kid" vibe whatever man😭😭 Im just happy that I even managed to make SOMETHING. Hes got Create googles, his meathead is a massive hat that completely hides his hair. Very simple, very Ramon, though I will probably end up making a version with an ugly sweater just like he likes instead😔. I still like it but. man...

ANYWAYS IF YOU READ ALL THAT MWAH, YOURE A REAL ONE, THANKS FOR ENTERTAINING MY THOUGHTS🫶🫶🫶

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp eggs #qsmp empanada #qsmp sunny #qsmp ramón #qsmp ramon #qsmp pepito #qsmp leonarda #qsmp leo fanart #qsmp dapper #qsmp sunnysideup #ramon the egg #ramon qsmp #leonarda #leonarda the egg #leonarda fanart #leonarda qsmp #pepito #empanada #sunnysideup #sunny the egg #empanada the egg #empanada fanart #sunny fanart #dapper the egg #dapper fanart #breakfast trio #my art tm

[ghostherlig]

another maceghost thing bc im weak for them

CONTENT WARNINGS: half ass medical procedures, use of knives as medical equipment, mentions/descriptions of a knife being used to open a wound, other than the canon-typical violence it's pretty tame n a little soft :)

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"Fuck!" Ghost grit his teeth, hand pressed tight to the bullet wound currently making red drip down his arm.

He was stuck a little too close to the action, meant to be on overwatch. Some fuck caught him in his sniper's nest and managed to get him with a silenced pistol before Ghost could take him out with a knife.

"Ghost, status?" Mace's voice cut through the pounding in his head, and he reached over for his radio.

"I'm hit, just the arm. Can't see shite," He grit out, he heard Mace curse under his breath over the line, before he heard rustling.

"I'm on my way, just stay put, angel." Mace answered, and Ghost groaned, about to tell the man off before he heard his radio click off. Mace knew he would protest, didn't even want to hear it.

Ghost waited patiently, tucked himself into a corner as best he could to prevent another injury. He knew Mace had arrived at the sound of a body thunking against the floor, silence otherwise the only sound in the room he was in.

"There you are," Mace sounded relieved, immediately crouching in front of Ghost and inspecting the wound. Simon felt him trace the outside, feel the back of his arm for the exit wound.

There was none.

"Ghost..." He started, getting a groan out of Simon.

"Just make it quick," Ghost reached for his belt, pulling it open with one hand and folding it against his thigh before rucking his mask up and tucking it between his teeth.

Mace snorted at his actions, grabbing his med kit and reaching for the tweezers, pulling out his knife just in case he needed it. Ghost watched his partner's eyes glint in the light, something dangerous there.

"Gonna try the tweezers first, angel, just bite down and don't scream." Mace gave him a pat to the cheek, his hands lowering once more. Simon tried to focus on the warmth left behind on his face but was dragged back to reality by the ankles as Mace dug the tweezers into his arm.

A strained groan left Simon's mouth, his belt muffling it for the most part. He tried to stay quiet, his breathing heavy as Mace just kept digging. It left a burning pain his whole arm, the trail of fire starting to move down his back in protest.

Mace sighed, removing the tweezers from his arm. No bullet.

Simon squeezed his eyes shut at the sight, Mace whispering an apology as he reached for the knife.

"This is gonna hurt, hun," Mace warned, guilt furrowing his brow.

Simon just nodded, staring up at the ceiling and waiting for the cold sting of the metal. He felt the pressure of it first, the pain registering a moment later as Mace made the bullet hole a little wider.

Ghost bit down hard, breathing harshly out of his nose and Mace slid the blade down slightly, making a somewhat small incision to make it easier to see and reach the bullet.

"I'm sorry," He whispered, Simon letting out a whimper as Mace finally pulled the knife away. He ignored the way his partner adjusted his kneel, instead focusing on keeping his breath even as Mace picked up the tweezers again.

He went back in, this time Simon hearing and feeling as Mace felt around the bullet, trying to get a good grip on. He huffed as Mace cursed, the bullet slipping under the pressure.

Ghost had resorted to squeezing his eyes shut, his jaw clenched tight around the folded leather between his teeth. He didn't realize he had tears forming until he felt Mace reach a hand up and wipe one away.

"Almost got it, just sit tight a little longer, angel." He soothed, and Ghost nodded, his other hand finding Mace's thigh and grabbing hold. He just needed to ground himself, needed to feel something else.

He sighed once Mace finally pull the bullet out, his eyes slipping shut and missing Mace putting the metal bit in one of his vest pockets.

"You were perfect, angel," Mace cooed, quickly grabbing wound sealant and gauze, dabbing the powder over the open wound before wrapping it in gauze and tying it off. "That'll hold for now, I'll take you to medical once we're back, yeah?"

Ghost just nodded, Mace chuckling and reaching up to remove the belt from between his teeth.

"Don't need that anymore, hm?" He cooed again, Ghost nodding again. Mace sighed, holding Simon's head between his hands, feeling the man slump in his hold, turning to press his mouth against the meat of Mace's thumb. "You're alright, angel,"

Simon nudged his nose against Mace's fingers, letting himself be comforted by his partner's palm.

"We got to move, Ghost." Mace rubbed his thumb over cheek, removing his hand and watching as Ghost huffed a few times, nodding and pulling his mask down. He stood, dusting himself off and grabbing his rifle.

"Let's move." He spoke, voice still soft. Mace smiled at his back, chuckling as he followed.

#maceghost #simon ghost riley #mace cod #cod mw2 #drabbles by greg

[villainartist]

AND FINALLY, the second+final batch of V3 redesigns. see the first batch here!

this really took me a lot longer than the first half, since the first was more spontaneous! but i had a lot of fun with these!

design details/thoughts below the cut

rantaro: - amami was actually a little hard for me-- it was difficult to find a balance of his casual but mysterious nature while also hinting to his true talent as the ult adventurer. - i gave him a ponytail, because i think it looks cute, and makes him look more active! as well as the heavy-duty boots that are good for walking long distances and rough terrain - his blue shirt is now a tank top, but i put a summer-uniform button up on top to show that he’s still a high school student.

gonta: - i gave him a ponytail, because why not! i put little stray leaves in his hair, to show that he’s a very active boy who isn’t afraid to get a little dirty in mud and twigs and leaves. the braid and ponytail he has in his hair is held together by a little vine acting as a hairband. - i took away his blazer and gave him a vest, rolled up the sleeves to his elbows, because once again hes not afraid to get his hands dirtied, but he’s still a gentleman, and gentleman keep their clothes clean. which ties into... - the shorts! i mostly gave gonta shorts because i think he’d prefer them over slacks, puts more versatility and activity into his design

angie: - ANGIE. to understand her redesign, you have to understand that i’ve completely thrown away her racist backstory of “quirky island girl is part of a cult and is a scary manipulative religious cult leader” LMAO. thats all gone, and has been replaced with... well, im not gonna give too much away, but she’s now officially a Christian of very strong faith, but her entire personality isnt “CRAZY AND EVIL RELIGIOUS GIRL” - i decided to give her the appearance of a gentle, good-natured girl. the white pearls she wears around her neck and ankle signifies her innocent side, side by side with the more handmade jewelry of the shell necklace and bracelet. she’s also wearing a promise ring, to show she’s made an oath to show commitment to her faith in God - i added more blue and LESS yellow to her design. her canon yellow coat isnt bad design really, but i kinda find it ugly anyway. now its replaced with a loose and flowy yellow blouse. i shortened her pigtails because ... i dont know, it feels like too many girls in V3 have long pigtails (maki, tenko, angie) so i gave her cute little ones

tenko: - i kept the general SHAPE of her shirt, i removed the seifuku elements entirely to make it appear like it’s an overlaying uniform-shirt that she can quickly get on and off. dont worry though, she’s wearing a sports tank top underneath. and of course, i gave her pants practical for martial arts but kept the frilly element from her skirt - rolled up her sleeves because she deserves to show off her toned arms to the ladies as well as just flex (literally and figuratively) on anyone who looks at her - once again, i was bored of all the pigtails in V3, so tenko gets a loopy ponytail now - as cute as i think tenko’s pinwheel is, it’s also just kind of stupid looking and i dont get how it works, so it’s more of a patterned green ribbon/cloth thats holding up her ponytail

hoshi: - i took one look at hoshi and thought “hooooooow am i gonna start with you” but i think he came out pretty good. i basically made him MORE of a catboy than he is in canon, which i think he’d like - his hair is visible, and they purposefully resemble the face tufts of a fluffy cat. meow! - got rid of the fullbody blue/black prison onesie in favor of giving him some baggy pants and a vest with the little puff balls! i really increased his catboy factor in almost every aspect - changed his face because i dont really enjoy his dead fish eyes. instead i gave him dead cat eyes. youre welcome

kiibo: - kiibo was the last one i designed because he was a huge challenge for me-- i dont really have experience in drawing robotic characters with lots of detail, genuinely i hate his canon design he literally looks like a lego guy, his torso is a stack of nonsensical geometric shapes. theres no rhyme or reason, hes not FUN to draw. so i made him fun to draw - i started by giving him lighter colors so his entire body didnt blend in with each other because its 100% black. he has bluer, metallic accents and generally more variation in the metal on his body. - his bottom half isn’t fully-complete, as in its not like he has actual legs-- the metal on his legs is just armor, and underneath is a black exoskeleton. this is why hes so weak and unable to carry heavy objects or people. his foundation isnt solidified. 

tsumugi: - tsumugi, tsumugi, tsumugi... yeah, i like her canon design. but wow, danganronpa character designers are obsessed with generic high shool uniforms. i wanted to make tsumugis outfit feel like she grabbed it out of her closet. it showcases just how “plain” she thinks she is - added more orange into her palette, just a splash here and there to give her more variety, since shes mainly just blue and white in canon - ONCE WE GET TO HER HANDS, however, is where her personality and passions shine through. she wears a bracelet pin cushion because she’s always prepared, and on her other hand she has an artist glove, because she obviously draws too, and likely designs her cosplans on paper before getting into it. i also gave her colorful finger reminders (based off jade harley) because she always has so much going on in her mind, so much she wants to talk about, she puts little reminders for herself to bring them up later. - she wants to be sayaka 2.0 so bad it makes her look stupid

kirumi: - yeah, she stumped me for a while. to be honest, i dont like maid outfits that much, so it took me a long time to even *want* to think of a redesign for her... - and then i remembered, she can easily just wear a butler uniform. i think it suits her VERY well, she’s quite handsome! and i think tsumugi would make endless kuroshitsuji references bc of her - the spider pattern on the inside of her coat is there in place of the web that was just kind of... slapped onto her dress twice without much fanfare - its a small change, but i also made her hair look less.. uneven, and more well-kept. her bangs being longer than the back of her hair always bothered me - she had the same issue as kiibo IMO where she looked too plain and too black and white, it made her blend into the background for me. its not like oumas black-and-white where it serves a thematic+narrative purpose.

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #new danganronpa v3 #ndrv3 #v3 #rantaro amami #tenko chabashira #gonta gokuhara #kirumi tojo #ryoma hoshi #angie yonaga #tsumugi shirogane #kiibo #k1-b0 #keebo #villainous art #mine #redesign #danganronpa redesign

[eyesxxyou]

You'd discarded your usual sweater vests and button downs because of it, the material too stuffy. Too warm. You'd opted for thinner, breathier fabric instead, often fanning yourself with it as you panted.

Then the aching had started. It'd begun on your back, like a normal stressed induced ache. Dismissing it as some sort of knot or tensed muscle. But then it'd spread down your spine, to your hips. To your groin. The ache was insufferable. And the only thing that helped, you loathed to admit, was hiding in your room and making yourself feel good. You avoided it, most of the time. It felt like a shameful solution. But you needed the relief so bad at times... you couldn't really be put to blame. Maybe it was worse because you wore that rosary all the damn time. But you refused to take it off, to waste that beauty on keeping it hidden gathering dust.

/2

-🐘

OOP IM CURIOUS HOW HOBIE'S GONNA COME IN

#{eye's inbox} #{👁️ inbox} #🐘 anon

[cupidsdescendant]

Hey! Can I request medic with a teen!reader who wants to be a doctor when they get a job and is studying biology (platonic :D!!!) (Also sorry your account got deleted D:)

Yes yes yes! I’d love to💗💗💗💗💗💗 that’s such a cute idea I love it so much! Thank you again for the requests <3



“Apprentice” Medic x Teen Reader!

Y/N was a young teenager when they joined the fort to medics requests. Medic was close friends with Y/N’s parents and when he found out Y/N also had a fascination with medical research and biology he was ecstatic! Y/N has spent 6 months already in the fort and it’s gotten stressful but Medic was always there to lead them through it. Today was Y/N’s first day of learning anatomy and biology with Medic but it seems like someone forgot about the day..



Beep..beep..beep..

“Mng….” Y/N’s eyes felt sore to the sight of the blaring sun and hearing their alarm clock beep angrily it irritated them. They moved their body over to turn their clock off and went back to hugging their pillow tightly. A relaxation came upon the silence up until a big slam of their door shook them up



“JA, Y/N! ARE YOU READY?!!” Medic yells out with the biggest smile on his face. He wasn’t wearing his usual outfit today, instead he head a white button up long sleeve (that he bunched up to his shoulders), a brown argyle vest and dark brown slacks with black jarmen shoes.

Y/N bounced out of bed despite having their pajamas on and nervously shimmied around “DOC-! AH-! Hey-h-hey im ye- IM NOT READY!!!” They said panicking over to their dresser “JUST GIVE ME 5 MINUTES-!!” Medic walks backwards and closes the door with a chuckle “I told jou to always try and be 5 minutes before anyzhing~“.



Y/N scarfed down their cereal and Medic watched as he sipped his coffee. “I’ve never understood Americans and zheir love for cereal.” “Ifts tasty!” Y/N blurted out with their face stuffed. “Vell if you say so.”

“Alright!” Medic said as he gripped his gloves tightly and put them on “today will be learning about the anatomy of ze frog!” Y/N took a double glance in confusion “frog?! Doc shouldn’t we use real people!” You straightened your hands and pointed at the small dead frog on this huge operating table just. Laying there. “I mean cmon what’s a frog gonna help me with when it comes to surgery?!”



“Hm…you could always know if you become a veterinarian!” That excuse ain’t going to make it “Medic I wanna work on a real body!!” Y/N whined. “You’re not ready, Y/N. We must take small steps to get to zhe goal. Now, focus.” Medic took out his clip board with a printed on photo of a frog and for the rest of the session they poked and prodded the body, learning about the nerve systems and the organs.



Y/N went to bed that night unsatisfied, they wanted to work on a human body and examine it, they wanted to find more and more things about it then work on some frog. They went to bed twisting and turning in frustration barely getting any sleep.



Day after that and lesson after lesson it’s gotten more and more boring with just working on small animals and it was obvious to Medic. Y/N became more sloppy, their writing less professional, not really listening and zoning out and coming late more often. Medic was displeased and felt bad about it so he decided to take matters in his own hands.

“Zhat will be all for today.” He said, he was looking down and all you could see was the reflection of light on his glasses. “Medic we just stared-?” Y/N said confusingly but they were happy knowing they could now leave early. “Ja, but I decided to cut zhis one short. It’s okay, Y/N I zhink you should leave.” His voice was neutral. It showed know emotion. Medic walked out the door, blood on his hands still and left Y/N alone with the light flickering.



The next day Y/N was awoken up at around 3 am, 5 hours earlier than they’ve ever been awoken and was shook. “Doc, what the hell are- ow!” Medic clicked the light switch on and basically blinded Y/N “the fuck!!? Doc turn that down it’s like 2 am-..” Y/N grumbled.



“Nein! Y/N I have something very special for our lesson.” He pulled Y/N out of their bed like a corpse, Y/N was half awake in their pajamas limp with their eyes shut tight from the intense light of the hallway.



A few minutes later Y/N knew they were in the Medibay because of the cold atmosphere and the chill that crept under their spine. “Doc are we really gonna work right now? Ugh.”

“It’ll be okay Y/N just trust me.” Medic said giggling to himself a little. Medic put Y/N down “alright, keep jour eyes closed!”

“Medic my eyes are already closed-.” Y/N sighed and crossed their arms upset that they were awaken from their beauty sleep. Medic ran away to god knows where and it gave Y/N the time to think to themselves. They knew Medic was crazy but he must be really going looney right now because it’s not like him to do this.



Y/N kept their eyes shut for a few minutes and heard medics familiar clicking of his boots enter the room.

“look who’s back.” They could hear medic grunting and carrying something heavy, all at the same time someones shoes shuffling and fabric rubbing against the marble flooring. “Uh. Doc?.” No response. Y/N hesitated opening their eyes but they decided not to, yet still getting nervous with the sounds surrounding them. “Hey…what’s going on-“ A big thud fell on the operation table and there was a faint sound of liquid dropping. “MEDIC!” Y/N stood up and opened their eyes



In horror they found a BLU Scout’s body, his head was shot in by a Sniper and there was blood everywhere. His eyes were lifeless and his body was pale, the blood spilling out of his body got all over the floor and became a puddle. Y/N was shook and Medic realized they saw it. He rearranged his glasses on his nose getting blood on them and paused. “Uh. TA da-!” Medic flared his bloody hands around in excitement “surprise Y/N!”



“W-wh-wh…” Y/N’s face was still completely stiff and still was in shock with what was in front of them. “You’ve been doing good and vell, I wanted to surprise you but you OPENED JOUR EYES DUMMKOPF!” Medic said raising his voice. He paused again and cleared his throat “and so, I found Zhis Scout for jour anatomy practice!” Even though this was completely and utterly disgusting and gross, Y/N appreciated the fact that they were thought of and smiled sheepishly “Medic..this is-. I’m-!” They ran over to him and hugged him tightly “I’M SO HAPPY!” They blurted out



The rest of the morning was them working on the BLU Scouts body with no knowledge from the BLU mercs. It was a nice morning to start the day off and the bond between Y/N and Medic grew stronger <3





Hi y’all! I took a break from writing for a few days since I was pretty burnt out and this one took a while! Thank you for the support and supporting my work! I appreciate it a ton <3 mwah!

#team fortress 2 #team fortress medic #medic x reader #tf2 medic #tf2 headcanons #team fortress two #fanfiction #tf2 fanfiction #requests open #headcanon #gender nu #medic team fortress 2 #headcanons #team fortress 2 medic

[jack-kellys]

Please tell me about Santa Clarita?

ohhhhh jesus

fuck it we ball- ask me abt current wips/ideas in process

so i haven't written crackfic since.. 2018, right. and i like the idea of this ridiculous concept just continually spiraling out of control until it has to hit the audience that like oh, yes, there are stakes to this.

it opening as a sitcom slice-of-life fic, scraping by in nyc, super close friends charlie and jack with a small ensemble of other friends to make appearances, having to pull off this fucking charade. like.

It’s Davey.  He’s standing outside their door with a more put-together outfit on, dark jeans and a button-down top under a black sweater vest and a chain necklace.  Charlie deadpans.  “Jack!” he calls behind him, backing away from the door as his mind starts to race. “Do you- do you have a fucking date with Dave right now?” There’s a pause, before a whined out “I don’t like canceling on him, okay? I’d miss him too much!” is said in response from the bathroom, Jack’s voice echoed and tight. “And I look like shit right now, so keep stalling.” “Jack, what am I gonna say to him?” Charlie hisses, stepping back from the door and glancing down the hall to the bathroom Jack’s currently hiding in.  “Nothing!” Jack tries. “No one knows something’s wrong with me except you.” “Have you considered what, specifically, is wrong with you?” Charlie retorts. His eyebrows raise. “You’re telling me you want to explain why you aren’t going to kiss him? You gotta cancel.” Long pause from the bathroom.  “Oh, fuck,” Jack mumbles. Finally he steps out of the bathroom. “I didn’t think about that.” Charlie’s eyes widen, mouth nearly falling open.  Jack’s warm brown skin has completely lost its rosy undertone, instead appearing like leftover ash after a fire has died out. His eyes are dull no matter his expression, pupils wide and blank and irises no longer their starry, inky black. The eyes roll, and Jack smiles.  “I can’t look that bad, asshole,” he scoffs.  “There are.. a few things you didn’t think about,” Charlie manages after a moment. “I think Davey’s gonna notice your melanin’s gone, bro.” 

like jack is dying via zombification but also like. bro ur melanin!! this is pressing asf!!

as for plot. idk. im thinking that it's a controlled virus, like a genetically engineered rodent that dies after biting one person, so like the government is trying to find jack while charlie is trying to hide his "secret" as if it isn't his zombie bff. what the fuck yk

#i like having morbid fun with my fics ok #newsies #charlie morris #crutchie morris #jack kelly #davey jacobs #javid #newsies fic #newsies fics #fizz wants to write #fizz answers #THANKS CAM!! #me pointedly ignoring elliot's ask because i have to make an announcement and have things Ready: haha hi cam's ask that came after! ily!!!! #newsies aus #newsies au #mutuals

[dip-the-stick]

ok alr here I am fuck lets do this. so im too lazy to check the times of their attacks but I swear steve was attacked longer. like 2-3 minutes or smthn and Eddie was only a minute, maybe 2. and so Steve was shirtless, he had nothing to protect himself by his pants and then didnt even attack down there. his neck was wrapped, his hands were held down, and his feet were free but all he did was kick the air. Eddie on the other hand had pants, boots, three fucking layers of shirts, two of which (leather jacket and army vest) were thick. and yes his neck and hands AND legs were wrapped and held down too but he wasn't attacked for as long and had protection. AND AND AND THE BIGGEST THING his fucking shirt wasn't even ripped ?????? yes it was bloody but it wasn't ripped like Steve had actually flesh missing and maybe Eddie did too but the bats would have had to eat thru the shirt to get that much flesh on him but there was no hunks of the shirt missing it was just covered in blood. and so the bats clearly didnt hold his shirt up and put it back down when they were done eating him so fuck the duffers and their shitty writing Eddie should still be alive

OK YES. first off, he literally in the reality of the show should not have died. everything u said is right and its making me so fkn mad lmao. man went out there fully suited up with WEAPONS and CLOTHES to protect him, and somehow getting a couple bites and chocking for a minute or so killed him??? but when steve got way worse all it did was push him into a scene to move the stevnancy narrative along. sure. whatever. it's total bullshit but fine. why not i guess

SECOND THOUGH, having the actors make a big deal abt there being deaths this season and then killing one character who was only introduced at the beginning of the season is lazy writing. it just is. there's no stakes. i love Eddie so much but killing him had no point. saying he died a hero when his death saved no one and he could have gone back with dustin and helped out and become a more developed character next season fuckin sucked and it was practically meaningless, at least plot wise. im never gonna shut up abt this but the fact that the only ppl that are affected by his death are Uncle Wayne and Dustin just goes to show that it wasnt relevant to anything and didnt drive the plot forward at all. it's also completely betraying what the show was all about in the first season. i saw a post that worded this better a couple days ago, but season one was built on going against tropes. the crazy mom turns out to be right, stuff like that. but they've stopped doing that and it makes me so upset. they could have done better with Eddie. instead of "freak has a change of heart and dies a 'hero' in the end" it could have been "freak finds that despite what he thought, he never needed to change and that running is just your best option sometimes". the amount of guilt he has about constantly running away from stuff could have been explored so much better, especially if in the end he realized that EVERYTHING he ran from this season was stuff that he SHOULD run from. i dont think he ever ran without good fkn reason and making him die for nothing in the end just made his character feel more empty to me

anyways, thank god i have the little alive and happy eddie in my head that the duffers arent allowed to interract with. love that guy he's doing great, playing his guitar and rolling dice and whatnot

#i feel like i have written too much but GOD im very upset abt vol 2 and they did eddie so so wrong #asks #st #stranger things 4 #stranger things #st4 #eddie munson #thanks for the ask homie sorry about all the words lol #icarus!!

[will-you-pick-me]

YELLOW HINT I REPEAT YELLOW HINT!!!!!!! DOES MR THE NARRATOR WATCH US THROUGH SMALL ANIMALS???? Oh my gosh he's probably a corvid lover isn't he? No, actually, that feels fitting in my mind but it'd be kind of cute if he picked a chunky lil brightly colored orb of a bird, cardinals come to mind, if thats even TRUE and he even prefers birds, maybe he watches us through squirrels? wait. no. raccoons. tis but a theory tho so i guess I will just neeeeeever know also UGH....MIKEY.....mikey is going to say be gay do crime and im gonna end up on international news as a murderer (not like i'd snitch on him though, ill take the jail time for him any day of the weak) Something I find interesting though, our lovely angel is very intent on our safety, and I can only assume that perhaps that's where.....buttons maybe pushed. Would I be right in assuming Zach is the type to see yn as someone who's perhaps not 'pure' but someone innocent and kind that's too be protected? Hmmm, if that's the case then the conflict of what Zach sees yn as vs how they actually might be.....interesting interesting! Also I so desperately want to give the narrator so many rocks from outside, and also seashells, i think i'd blow his mind with petrified wood and drift wood OH, Jessica does historical fashion quite often and it seems she makes corsets 4 a living 2 sell at ren faires? (and probably just in general) so like.....what's everyone dressing up as for a ren faire. I must know. Personally? I'm a pirate that's been cursed to be part fish

"It's not how you find me, sadly. That journey is... painful, for everyone involved. I'd almost rather you didn't set me free, considering what such a feat will demand of you. Ah, but I talk too much... Apologies, my darling Y/N. And thank you, for the thought of your gifts."

... ANYWAYS!

Mikey likely won't get you charged for murder - and even if that was a concern, who's saying the local police aren't wrapped up snugly in our man-whores wallet~? Don't worry, you're not doing any jailtime, tiger.

Zach IS very worried about your safety! It might also be that they... Remember certain things they wish they didn't. Certain timelines. Unlike someone else, though, they don't have the power to do anything about it other than to ask you to be careful this time. If you wind up dead, they can't bring you back - that's out of their hands. And it kills them every time they have to see it, and remember it. It kills them every time they have to pretend they don't remember what happened, if you don't remember.

Also I am ENAMORED with the idea of a renfaire or fantasy au!! So excuse me while I dive headfirst into this lmao---

Mikey is 100% a pirate. Aside from the whole devilish charm bit and the crime, you CANNOT tell me he wouldn't wear that jaunty little tricorn hat and an open vest with those billowy pants and absolutely KILL the look. And I just KNOW he'd use the whole character as an excuse to call Y/N his "one true treasure" or something along those lines, the whore (affectionate).

Ulrich is definitely some kind of royalty, most likely a czar due to his Russian history. Also, the rich and intricate robes suit his strict and demanding personality I think - you can't make or put on something like that without knowing exactly what you're doing and knowing the exact process behind it.

Zach is likely still an angel, but in their divine garments instead of casual human clothes. I could see them maybe spicing it up with some other kind of spirit, though. Definitely lots of white silks and star sapphire jewelry set in silver, though, to match their hair and eyes and offset their dark skin.

Jessica usually attends renfaires as her seamstress persona, Madame Rouge, who runs the shop "Fateful Threads" - a pun on the mythos of the red string of fate. A true Fateful Threads corset will have it's boning channels sewn in with red silk thread, as well as it's sizing tag sewn on and embroidered with the same. She's often recognized by the silver chatelaine (Victorian toolbelt) that jangles from her hip, brass and porcelain glaze inlay decoration of a red rose, and her distinctive red curls that she'll style and powder up into a big coiffure. She also often has a brown leather apron tied over her skirts, which has no end of pin holes marking it.

Jack is the werewolf, obviously, but a very contrite one who does his best to do right, and he has pauldrons on his (otherwise bare 👀) shoulders and a sword at his back from doing his best to become a city guard :3 While he faces some stigma still from elders, the younger ladies and small children find him quite friendly and charming, and you might find him stomping around the campgrounds with a little tot perched on his shoulder, excitedly pointing at the direction they want to go.

Narrator gets stuck working the ticket booth probably because he's not allowed fun or freedom lmao---

#pick me! arg #pick me! characters #mun talks #narrator speaks #i'm kidding about narrator but he's dropped too much in one day so he must be punished :3

[garfieldsladybird]

i’m not gonna ask how your days gone, but instead, how’s school been / going?

OMG ITS BEEN SK FUNN.

okay so at pe, 3rd period, I had a substitute teacher for my PE class and he like didn’t really know what we were supposed to do so we did the scratches and then we were supposed to walk/run the track, but all the kids weren’t really doing that 😭 like we walked/ran but then when all the other class left the track, most of the kids went behind some trees, and me & the person that didn’t give me a good vibe, (they now do) went all the way to the gate, behind some trees too and i had my pen so me and her were puffing on it 😭😆 it was literally so fun <33 and the guy in my 6th period class who i sit next to in that class, (he’s let me hit is pen in class like 2 times) but he was in my pe class so i let him hit mine at pe and i also hit his too :DD

we started walking the track again a little after taking a few hits, I took a lot tho. so i was high!! and then I was running through the sprinklers too!!! and it was soooo funn!!

i loved it <33

but then i put my dress on inside out, when i noticed that i walked back to the girl locker rooms and fixed it but i put it on backwards 😭🤦 so when i got to my class, i asked my teacher if i could fix it in the bathrooms and so yeah! i did but that was definitely something! the only reason i didn’t really notice was bc i also have a vest on and a blazer <3

everything else was kinda eh after that.

i didnt talk to 4th period boy today, like i was just not interested, i needed to get my notes down so thats also another thing. and ngl, after he friendzoned me, im not really that interested. not bc i was friendly friendzoned but i just dont want to be in a relationship rn. we can be friends ofc tho!

anything else???… um. idk. im at my play rehearsal right now! not doing much I was cleaning the curtains that got paint on them but I been doing this for three days now and i can’t do much to fix them anymore and I’m kind of giving up on it :( right now I’m just chilling backstage by the exit to the parking lot, i just toke a few hits rn but im scared to do it again. so yeah. but yeah. if anything else happens, ill youuu!! :DDD

i love youuu <333

#garfield answers 🦖 #— ν𝗂𝗇𝗇𝗂𝖾 ⛳️