#im so jealous :’)

[indiesaster]

girl idgaf that should be ME

#stephcass #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #dc comics #batgirls #im so jealous #indiesartser #guys im on twitter pls go follow haha shameful plug

[shercockhomo]

Im so proud of him and Im glad he’s proud of himself. wad has been amazing (although i didn’t go)

#im so jealous #i hope everyone who went to any wad shows had a good time #were all doomed #were all doomed daniel howell #dan howell #daniel howell #dan and phil #phan #danisnotonfire

[ac1dhao]

lee seokmin, you’ll always be THAT pretty mf.

#numero uno witnesses i hope yal sleep well. #cause why am i not part of the crowd #what the e fuck #ure telling me yal saw numero uno seokmin #THE NUMERO UNO SEOKMIN #im so jealous #like genuinely so fucking envious #im gonna go ballistic if i thjnk bout it again #anyways #fuck i love seokmin so much #seventeen #seventeen dk #dokyeom #seokmin #svt #🌏;seokmin

[lesbiancohen]

Every time i remember this, i actually scream like it's impossible for these two men to be so gay and love each other so much

#the band #robbie robertson #martin scorsese #“you can stay with me” JUST SHUT UPPP #the way the two of them were each other's safe place #im so jealous

[hailtheaeon]

he's so gender i can't 😭😭

#michael sheen #laws of attraction #thorne jamison #hes so gender #im so jealous #david tennant #aziraphale #crowley

[theunknownspark]

im literally fucking sobbing.

#snf my beloved. #sapnaps hesitation and confusion at first tho 😭 #like george what do u do to this man #also i would do anything in the world to hug either of them #im so jealous #of both of them. #crying im so touch starved. #sapnap #georgenotfound #snf #sapnotfound #dream team #dteam christmas

[anakinsempress]

how does a man have a bigger ass than me and my ass isn't even flat

im jealous

#joe burrow #nfl #nfl football #joey b #burrow #im so jealous #my ass isn't even flat wtf #im a girl and i don't even have an ass like that

[velvetprvsley]

okay but how unfair is this… A TOWEL AROUND HIS WAIST!? AND HE ASKS THEM TO DRY HIS HAIR.

#im so jealous #god has favorites #literally a dream #elvis presley #elvis #elvisaaronpresley #elvis fans #70s elvis #elvis photos #50s elvis #elvis aaron presley #army elvis

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

“Jeeves trickled in with the tray, like some silent stream meandering over its mossy bed; and I saw daylight.”

im speechless

#i have a lot of quotes at this point theres so many #jooster #jeeves and wooster #WHAT #BERTIE HUHHHH???? #im so jealous #anyhoo #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves

[cinnamo6]

IM SOBBING

redaitee on IG

#IM SO JEALOUS #sleep token #vessel sleep token #sleep token vessel #WHY DID THIS GET FLAGHED #FLAGGED #PLEEASE

[bunny-extract]

bestie I had things to do today. now I'm just thinking of feeding those big mfs with the full intention of bulking them up. with my cooking/baking skills it would not take long. (Source: friends with strongman types and do this for them willingly)

GOD them coming to you after their workout still dripping in sweat and telling you how good the place smells. Sitting together at the table and demolishing the whole spread you put out, moaning around their forks and lavishing you with praise. Watching them sink back into their seats with clean plates and hands resting over distended stomachs, wide smiles on their sleepy faces.

It's flattering how much they love your cooking. The praise, the adoration, the way they get a little sheepish asking if there's enough for second. The answer is always yes, you take good care to make enough to feed your personal army, but desert comes before seconds. It's tradition, and the cheesecake you'd made is sitting pretty in the fridge just for them.

Second tradition is that they help you clean, which is all the motivation you need to keep up this labor of love (as if the love wasn't enough). And it's not that your kitchen is the size of a broom closet or anything, but with all of them crammed in that space you're better off sitting back and admiring them work. Washing the dishes, wiping the counters, sweeping the floor. They brush and bump against each other the whole time, the ensuing and inevitable shoving match usually leading them to your couch, where they once again make the place look like a doll house.

They spread out on it like oversized dogs, leaving just enough room for you to squeeze in between. Everyone shuffles around until you're perfectly surrounded, keeping at least one hand on you at all times. Rubbing your feet, massaging your hand, stroking over your back until the combination of the heat, your full stomach and the soothing touches puts you to sleep. The hum of their quiet talking mistaken for the TV nobody bothered to turn on.

#They even come over early some nights with groceries in hand #set to hang around and help as needed while you prepare dinner in front of them #watching you bustle around the kitchen in your element. Having them smell the fresh herbs before you chop them #taste the sauce off your wooden spoon #watching their eyes light up as it comes together. #GAAAAHHHH #also sorry this is mad rushed i should not even be logged into tumblr on this coMPUTER HAH #i just #t h e m #you know #bunnywriting #also bestie how does it feel to be living my dream #im so jealous

[glowinggayduo]

PROPER PHOTOS

THIS FIT GOES HARD RANBOO HOLY!!!! YOU LOOK AMAZING!!!

#ranboo #ranboolive #ranboosaysstuff #ran #ranboolivesaysstuff #RANBOO LOOKS SO GOOD IM CRYING #IM SO JEALOUS #WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MJCH GWNDER

[beebozol]

I can’t believe Jack pulled out 3 fathers and I don’t even have one

#supernatural #spnfandom #castiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #jack kline #im so jealous #like wtf #can they adopt me too

[millleti]

don't you ever wake up thinking that Ferrari is the only top team without a double podium?

no because literally every time they had the opportunity to do so checo would become lightning mcqueen and decide to go on the podium😭

#(or one of the didn't have a good race) #no hate to checo obviosly #look at them being happy #im so jealous #it's like this #charlos #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr #c² #1655

[minasvalentine]

My toxic ass is happy for kaz and inej but at the same time I am so extremely jealous that I can't stand it.

(I dunno where to put my emotions…)

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone imagine #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #inej supremacy #kaz brekker imagine #kaz x inej #crying and sobbing #my toxic trait #im sorry #im so jealous #kaz and inej #Kissing #why am i so dramatic #shipping #i wish that were me #kaz brekker x reader

[nevertoforgive]

I hope the people who get to see the Teeth of God Tour know how lucky they are and how many people are sososo jealous of them:')

#teeth of god tour #sleep token #australia #im looking at you #bring me the horizon #ugh #im so jealous #ii sleep token #sleep token iii #iv sleep token #sleep token vessel