#in front of god's salad??

[xolaanii]

"It's about time you found each other." ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA [2020] dev. Ubisoft

#ac valhalla #assassin's creed valhalla #eivor varinsdóttir #eivor wolfkissed #aartyom #videogameedit #gamingedit #vg: assassin's creed valhalla #c: eivor wolfkissed #c: stowe #c: erke #p: mine #mine: ac valhalla #valedits #eivor dsvjisdbvkd baby girl they were so obvious #i can't believe the first thing i did when i reached lunden was flirt with stowe #some clown behaviour #i hope they stay happy dksfbcd i was cackling the whole time they said anything that obvious #also gotta say a dane and an englishman canoodling in a church?? #in front of god's salad?? #they deserve the world

[rosekasa]

im feeling so unwell about them tonight

#so disgusting #get a room #miraculous ladybug #adrienette #adrinette #the other day me and my best friend were talking about moments where our otps make us feel almost repulsed #and i was like oh my god youre so right. #because there are momente LS will do things so unnecessarily cute that ill actually feel angry #like are you fucking serious? in front of my salad? #anyway #im mentally well #♡alizeh talks♡ #tagged:adrienette

[pdwoozi]

2.23 Soft Light

#the x files #txfedit #fox mulder #dana scully #txf #mine #tv: the x files #right in front of her salad god damn

[lifemod17]

MAKE SURE TO CHECK ON YOUR II GIRLIES (gn) FRIENDS TODAY!!!

Source: ii's Instagram post

#fuck fuck fuck this is so hot (quite literally there is actual smoke) #RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD #I HATE HIM (to the tune of the most unfeminist whine you've ever heard) #i am DOWN BAD. HORRENDOUSLY. #!!!! #ii sleep token the drummer that you are #sleep token #ii sleep token #teeth of god tour

[pillowenvelopchair]

bru.

#the shadow on rogiers face... the way d isn't looking at him... #god stoppppp we get it ur exes gosh #right in front of my salad too #isnt it funny how we all unanimously agree that they're exes #sorcerer rogier #rogier #d #d hunter of the dead #elden ring

[samijey]

Sami and Jey holding each other after a loss to the Judgment Day 🥺🥺

#sami zayn #jey uso #samijey #wwe #wweedit #jeysami #stuff i made #i'm gonna ducking vomit excuse me #that's how l*vers hold each other pardon me excuse me etc #i'm begging them to stop for one second just ONE #they're literally doing hurt/comfort sh*t IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????? #on god imma start swinging if they don't stop

[gunsatthaphan]

✈🧑🏻‍✈️

#only friends #only friends series #only friends the series #only friends ep9 #ofts #gmmtv #mond tanutchai #GOD #whats happening in front of my salad rn lmao #also why is he dressed like alan??????????? #i cant #i need to lay down #out of ALL the gmm folks #he was the last one I thought would show up in the gayest of all shows #djkhgkjfdg #also didnt he leave gmmtv?????? #jfc

[radarchives]

#obey me nightbringer #solomon #lucifer #oh my god right in front of my evil salad?? #solomon go and try to bag that baddie somewhere i can’t see #queuecifer

[teruel-a-witch]

Steve looking at Danny + Reductress headlines

#mcdanno #h50 #steve looking at danny #h50 meme #h50 memes #steve mcgarrett #h50edit #myh50 #h50 2x09 #h50 3x14 #oh my god they were roommates #the second one is right in front of the governor's salad #hawaii five 0 #incorrect mcdanno #h50 text post #h50 text post meme #mcdanno text post #h50 humour #mcdannuendo #mcdanno reductress

[thetwelfthcrow]

imola (2021) / william shakespeare; the prologue, romeo and juliet (1597) / spain (2021) / max verstappen; “Many drivers can win in that car, but that doesn’t take anything away from Lewis” (2020) / france (2021) / maan, goldband; stiekem (2022) / uk (2021) / ashlyn drewek; the kidnapping of roan sinclair (2021) / froukje; licht en donker (2020) / netherlands (2021) / maan, goldband; stiekem (2022) / mexico (2021) / lil nas x; call me by your name (2021) / saudi arabia (2021) / Anthony Hamilton; claims Max Verstappen rivalry talk is nonsense, and discusses the seven-time champion’s future (2021) / nothing but thieves; impossible (2020) / abu dhabi (2021) / rupi kaur; untitled poem, the sun and her flowers (2017)

#web weaving #4433 #enemies to lovers #racing heartbeats #y'all i went on a deep dive of all max/lewis fics and i could write a BOOK on their lovey dovey history #these boys clingy right in front of your salad and y'all pretend you don't see it #yes i used stiekem by maan and goldband twice but how can i not when it's literally about them #and yes i plugged dutch songs not bc max is dutch but bc i am and these are bANGERS #all these pics are 2021 bc thats when racing heartbeats takes place #i'll make a bigger web weaving one with all of the pics i've found #one day #zhalia’s lil’ chit chat #otp: not god and his angel #max verstappen #lewis hamilton

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

when yuuji and megumi finally got together, what were everyone’s reactions? like inumaki and panda obviously threatened yuuji in the most nonsensical way possible but what about gojo and nanami and the others? like finally seeing their little boy grow up to be old enough to date and immediately going for the worst possible candidate in a lot of people’s minds *cough—the zenin—cough*.

if gojo was on the verge of a mental breakdown from just giving Megumi The Talk, i can’t imagine just how hard it hit him that his little sea urchin was growing up so fast.

What must be understood is that the second years have been following their relationship from its inception like it’s their favorite soap opera. Maki clocked it when Megumi tried to kill Kamo Noritoshi with an elephant over him and all of them have been overly invested in it since. Those are their beloved kohais. They’re both so stupid and vulnerable. Like idiot babies. They want them to be happy idiot babies who hold hands.

Yuuta would fight special grade curses with one hand and text Maki with the other to find out if they were dating yet and maki would text back “no but they each killed a special grade and megumi has a domain expansion now” and Yuuta would text back “what am I MISSING”. Inumaki thought if they gave them nine years or so megumi would work himself up to a hand graze and Yuuta would freak out because they don’t have that kind of TIME. Panda texted Yuuta in a panic weeks after everyone else figured it out to tell him that he thinks megumi and the kid who’s sukunas vessel like each other and Yuuta had to pretend to be surprised as if the entire matter was not giving him stress sweats from Africa.

The unofficial reaction was that maki sent a gif of a ship coming into port into the group chat and everyone celebrated like it was new years and the ball had just dropped because thank fuck it finally happened.

As a side note, the second years all consider themselves parents of three and are only half joking about that fact. It’s so hard raising teens. The little shits keep fighting things. None of them have any social skills. All three of them are completely feral. They’re pretty sure nobara bit a purse snatcher the last time they went out into the city.

But that was the unofficial reaction. They can’t tell Megumi or Yuuji about that.

Yuuta actually gets a call from Megumi to tell him that he has a boyfriend, and he had to pretend like all this was news to him as if he had not spent the past three months more invested in this than anything in his own life. Yuuta told him that he was happy for him, and that he couldn't wait to meet Yuuji, and lived in blissful ignorance about the fact that Yuuji screamed into his own pillow for twenty minutes that night because Megumi came and told him that Okkotsu-senpai was important to him and he'd like it if they got to know each other.

Maki started a campaign of teasing Megumi about his new boyfriend, because she sort of loves giving her little nephew shit. Megumi wonders why life has to be this hard.

Inumaki and Panda had already given Yuuji the shovel talk (it was part of what made Yuuji realize he was completely in love with Megumi) and had a stunningly moving congratulations and dating advice speech for Yuuji that featured a power point presentation.

Its moving nature was slightly impacted by the fact that Inumaki gave it.

Inumaki patted him manfully on the back, and Panda gave him a brotherly hair ruffle, and Yuuji continued to be confused as to what the hell was up with the second years.

The issue with Gojo is that they can never tell when he's taking the piss or if he's being genuine. Like, Gojo loves giving him a hard time. It's a classic "Fushiguro is getting hit on" conundrum. Is he actually devastated that his little boy is growing up or is he just doing it to fuck with them?

Megumi insists that he's doing it to be an idiot and refuses to speak to him for days, which does not help with all the weeping.

Whatever the case, it's enough to annoy Nanami, because he keeps agonizing over how his baby was swept up by some jock who was going to steal his sweetness and Nanami would take offense on Yuuji's behalf because Itadori Yuuji is a gentleman and a delightful young man and Gojo should be glad that Megumi is dating someone like him.

Megumi wonders why life has to be this hard sometimes.

Nanami is just happy for them both and gives them both private congratulations wherein he tells them that he's glad they have each other and that they are good together. He is the most normal of them all.

#sea glass gardens #nobara just suffers because nothing lgbtq has happened to her recently and she has to witness all of this #it's right in front of her salad #she's disgustingly codependent with yuuji and megumi so she's on half their dates with them #she has to be there every time yuuji has a crisis over God's perfect man Okkotsu Yuuta #Yuuji: *doing facemasks and cuticle care with nobara* and THEN he told me that Okkotsu's /important/ to him. important! #Nobara: i thought this would end when you got exclusive smooching rights to fushiguro #Yuuji: don't call it that #Nobara: what are you worry okkotsu's gonna smooch him too #Yuuji: megumi said it's never been like that between them #Nobara: so what are you /worried/ about #Yuuji: i don't know! the universe bends to give him everything i love. everything! maybe /i/ just wanted to be the one important to him #nobara: are you an idiot. don't answer that. i already know the answer is yes. #Yuuji: can we stay on task here #Nobara: fushiguro has the bad taste to let you stick your tongue down his throat. you already /are/ important to him. #yuuji: but i'm not the universe's favorite being /okkotsu yuuta/ #Nobara: god you just do not deserve the homosexuality happening to you

[echo-rambles]

if I have to see woosan grab each other by the face/neck one more time I might just fucking explode

#ateez #woosan #hey hey hey are they allowed to do that? #are they allowed to touch each other like that? #in front of everyone's salad? #how many woosan compilations can I watch #where san grips the back of wooyoung's neck as Emotional Support #and wy grabs at san's throat CASUALLY? AND SAN DOESNT FLINCH #ive known ateez for an hour and dear fucking god these bitches are fruity #dont get me started on the way san will just manhandle wy #i get it you both like the fact that san can just Pick Wooyoung Up

[prince-liest]

sorry not to be noisy but what gripes did u have w the fic (radiodust one)

Oh, I literally just meant that I wasn't into a couple of the kinks featured, which I don't actually see as a real gripe, haha. Especially when it's in really mild ways that don't even come close to squicking me. Sorry if that wasn't clear! I'd rather not get more detailed than that because 1) I feel weird explicitly stating what my kinks are instead of forcing you all to behold them by repeatedly including them in every single fucking NSFW fic I write as if they're an irreplacable and default aspect of sexual intercourse, and also 2) I try not to yuck anyone's yum.

#ask #personal #Anonymous #nsft #literally EVERYONE knows what my main kinks are by now and I'm fine with that #I am not subtle and I don't even mind people pointing it out because I think it's really funny #but goddamn will I still not type the words out right in front of god and my own salad!!! my line in the sand. uwu

[rhaenyratargeryn]

#starfield #bethesda #ON GOD????? #really?? right in front of my seal packed salad????

[mycenaae]

it just hit me all over again that 911 was like hm what should the theme be for our 100th episode? and then were like buck :) should kiss a boy finally. god bless.

#nat.txt #911 lb #i'm rewatching 7x04 and my god. right in front of all these helicopters' salads?

[batgeance]

bruce either forgets to eat for 36 hours straight or he runs through the entire popeye's menu at 4 in the morning, there's no in between

#i mean just think about all the energy he's burning every single night #mans gotta eat #call him groceries the way he puts it away god DAMN #you know that scene. in white chicks. 'damn little lady.....you sure can put it away' #'and for the lady? perhaps a salad?' / 'perhaps not! i'll have.....*proceeds to list the whole menu and every side available*' #bruce wayne. and he'll eat anything you put in front of him too. he shouldn't but he will #he's also 'lactose intolerance? no thanks i'll stick with the ice cream' KJNSRTKJHNKJRSTNH