#incorrect TiWWaN

[purple-compromise]

Demoman: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way through this time, boys.

Specialist: [cracks knuckles] Manslaughter it is.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #source: dovahbunny.tumblr

[purple-compromise]

Spy: So, how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Medic coming?

Specialist: Really good. Really good, yeah. I should be ready to off myself any day now.

#source: friends #incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #cw: suicide mention (jokingly) #ship: specialized medicine

[purple-compromise]

Miss Pauling: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss, what should I do?

Specialist: Punch him in the stomach. When he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Demo: Tackle him.

Spy: Dump him.

Engineer: Kick him in the shins.

Scout: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[purple-compromise]

Engineer: Is that your blood?

Specialist: Some of it, yeah.

#source: fight club #incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #the specialist

[purple-compromise]

Medic: Specialist is kind of cute, too.

Sniper: Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don’t pet it.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #source: high school musical #ship: specialized medicine

[purple-compromise]

Specialist: Well, what a day that was. Absolutely packed with fun-stuffed memories.

Specialist: But I'm off to bed now. Thank you.

Spy: It's one in the afternoon.

Specialist: Is it? Oh, Christ.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #source: black books

[purple-compromise]

Demo: I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Medic: Specialist could tell me she's not mad, just disappointed.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #ship: specialized medicine #source: friends

[purple-compromise]

Demo: I brought reinforcements.

Engineer: You brought Heavy?

Demo: Um... no, but I brought the next best thing!

Soldier: Reporting!

Engineer: Soldier? You brought Soldier? The next best thing would've been Specialist!

Soldier: Normally, I would be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

#source: friends #incorrect quotes #incorrect tiwwan

[purple-compromise]

Medic, very drunk: Ich liebe dich, Schatz... über alles.

Specialist: And I love you--

Medic: It--zhis is... actual happenings.

Specialist, amused but not sure where this is going: Yes, this is real life.

Medic: You're my wife!

Specialist: And you're my husband, yes.

Medic: You married me! In front of people!

Specialist: Yes, I know. I was there.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #ship: specialized medicine #source: parks and rec

[purple-compromise]

Specialist: Look, we all know Soldier has the hardest head, but what concerns me is the speed factor.

Miss Pauling: Everyone, listen up!

Scout: Not now, Miss P. We’re having an argument about who would win in a fight if we couldn’t use our arms.

Demoman: Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best.

Medic: Meaningless! True strength comes from the pelvis, not the mouth.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes

[purple-compromise]

Medic: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.

Specialist: Seeing you get a full eight hours of sleep.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #ship: specialized medicine #source: tumblr

[purple-compromise]

Specialist: We'll be fine; Team Fortress has had its fair share of tussles before.

Scout: Like a mushroom?

Specialist: Those are truffles.

Scout: Like a sprout?

Specialist: Those are brussels.

#incorrect tiwwan #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

[purple-compromise]

Spesh, in the heat of the moment: "what are you, like a hundred years old?"

Medic, shirt already over his head: *stares into the camera*

#f in the chat for medic #*choking on my tea* #incorrect tiwwan #gif #ship: specialized medicine #replies #idrinkluciostears

[purple-compromise]

Heavy: I would die for you.

Specialist: I'd die for you first.

Medic: NO ONE HERE IS DYING.

#incorrect TiWWaN #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #heavy #specialist #Medic

[purple-compromise]

Specialist: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Medic: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

#source: dumbing of age #incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes #ship: specialized medicine

[purple-compromise]

Specialist: Medic does not have a crush on me.

Heavy: Yes he does.

Spy: Yes he does.

Engineer: Yes he does.

Medic: Yes I do.

#incorrect tiwwan #incorrect quotes