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spencestiel-michelle · 17 days

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*the BAU team noticing Y/n and Spencer Reid*

Emily: hey- Derek. look at how close they’re standing.

Garcia: they’re practically breathing the same oxygen.

Derek scoffs: that kid’s got nerve. yesterday he literally took a whole step away from me when I stood too close to him- went on about something like germs in the air or whatever.

Garcia: yeah, well, my love, you are not Y/n.

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velvetwilde · 2 months

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RAIL ME INTO THE MATTRESS, SPIT IN MY MOUTH, CHOKE ME, PULL MY HAIR, LEAVE MARKS ALL OVER ME, USE ME AS A TOY. JUST DO SOMETHING

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thundervalleyalleycat · 2 years

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Spencer, in mall jail: I’m not entirely sure how I ended up in this situation

Hotch: you actively chose to hang out with Prentiss and Morgan instead of JJ and Garcia like I advised you to do

Derek: but pretty boy likes us

Emily: yeah we’re fun

Hotch: your idea of fun is convincing Reid to swim in the fountain and collect as many coins as he could?

Spencer: it was great, they gave me a time limit and everything

Spencer:

Spencer: I understand why there was a time limit now

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alien-slushie · 6 months

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Prentiss: This is bad! This is really bad!

Hotch: What?

Prentiss: I kissed JJ!

Rossi: Woah....I owe Reid SO much money.

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spencer-charnas-ix · 17 days

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Criminal Minds Incorrect Quote

(I definitely think Hotch and Rossi would do this to get away from their work children and the chaos they ensue along with all the work chaos they deal with lol) *In the BAU, The door to Hotch's office is locked, and the blinds are down* JJ: What's going on? Where are Hotch and Rossi? Reid: They're in Hotch's office arguing Derek: Yeah, they've been in there for a while now Emily: should we check on them? Garcia: *Shakes head* No, let's leave them to it and not get involved; it'll be a bad idea. *Meanwhile, In Hotch's Office* Hotch: *sipping a glass of scotch, laughing* I cannot believe we didn't think of this before; we should so do this more often Rossi: *Sipping a glass of whiskey* I know, right! We should have done this years ago, and we definitely need it after the days we've had dealing with our work children and their crazy antics Hotch: Oh, I agree; I mean, I love them, but they can be a handful, and it's tiring after a while, and we're too old for this anyway. Rossi: After, let's pretend we resolved our fight in case they get suspicious. We'll definitely do this more often, but not too often; we don't want them to get suspicious. Hotch: Agreed Both Hotch and Rossi: *Clink glasses and continue chatting, drinking and laughing*

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criminalmindsgonewrong · 1 year

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Emily: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! BAU: Emily: Oh, right. The lying.

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whoisspence · 3 months

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kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

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patrickispinky · 6 months

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Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Emily: i'm the knife

Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon

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starch1ldz · 2 months

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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.

Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating

The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.

Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.

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incorrectbatfam · 25 days

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Jason: *points gun at Bruce*

Bruce: I don't believe in guns.

Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real.

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spencestiel-michelle · 5 months

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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA?

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window*

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss?

Rossi: annual fire drill.

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh.

Rossi: yeah.

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velvetwilde · 13 days

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He's my babygirl

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thundervalleyalleycat · 1 year

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JJ: My hair is dry so we can put the windows down now.

Emily: You couldn’t have told me that while we were sitting in that parking lot?

JJ: Didn’t think of it until just now.

Emily: Ok then, hold the steering wheel.

JJ, panicking: What?

Emily: Hold the steering wheel. I have to put my hair up if we’re going to roll the windows down.

JJ: Emily, we will crash if we try that

*Emily grabs JJ’s hand and puts in on the steering wheel*

Emily: No we won’t.

*Emily let’s go of the steering wheel*

JJ: Shit! Emily!