#incorrect fallout 3 quotes

[edaworks]

smol MacCready: the actual fuck did you give DeLoria a flamer for?

Lone Wanderer: well, he seems to enjoy using it. It’s the little things in life, amiright?

MacCready:

Lone Wanderer:

Lone Wanderer: …also it’s gonna make it that much more hilarious when he realizes I turned the Tunnel Snakes logo on his bomber jacket into Trogdor the Burninator

MacCready: see, this quality level of bullshit is why you’re still allowed inside my town

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[vamporilla]

Lone Wanderer: I promised Cross we wouldn't do anything illegal!

Butch: Why would you lie like that?!

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[hangon-silvergirl]

fallout tv series + game dialogue, & a niggling suspicion that this bullshit is going to be my personality for a while

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[dad-victoriam]

Charon: I can’t believe you assassinated President Eden.

Lone Wanderer: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him—also, he was a computer.

Charon: He was what.

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GC: WH4T TH3 FUCK DO U 3V3N M34N “TH3 THR34D OF PROPH3CY 1S S3V3R3D”

GC: 1F TH3 GR4ND D3S1GN 1S SO FR4G1L3 4S TO COM3 UNR4V3L3D BY TH3 S3V3R1NG OF 4 S1NGL3 THR34D TH3N M4YB3 TH3R3’S 4 B3TT3R D3ST1NY 1N STOR3 FOR THOS3 WHO HOLD TH3 SC1SSORS

AC: :33< mad beclaws you killed an essential NPC aren’t u

GC: 1 TH1NK 1F H3 W4S TRULY 3SS3NT14L H3 WOULD H4V3 H4D MOR3 F1R3 R3S1ST4NC3 TBH >:[

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[toxickimi]

Any companion: Didn’t you die? Sole/Lone/Courier; strolling along: That was weeks ago. Sh!t changes

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[vaulthistorian]

The lone wanderer: I'm looking for my father, he wanted to better the world.

The lone survivor: I'm looking for my baby, and to avenge the death of my lover.

Courier Six: Packages and bombs Bitch!

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[amarithecat]

Arcade: Do you guys think-

Boone: Not really.

Six: Never.

Benny: Baby, do I LOOK like the thinkin' type?

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[harveywritings92]

Charon: ...Yer tellin' me yer whole life's career down in da vault was determined on whether ya did good on stupid piece of paper?

Branwen: Yep, I got chaplain...

Charon, snorts: You a CHAPLAIN?! *chortles* what a load of crap! haha...

Branwen: *chuckles* Yeah, it was load of crap. Even Mr. Brotch knew it was a load of crap, that's why he let me tweak my results a little...

Butch, spits out his beer: You..th-What?! THAT WAS AN OPTION?! I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A STUPID HAIRDRESSER?!

Branwen: Yep, but I'm doubtful Mr. Brotch would've let you change your results, Butch.

Butch: Why not?

Branwen: Cos he didn't hate me... He didn't like me either, but he didn't hate me.

Butch: Bullshit!

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[atomicbird101]

Lone Wanderer: Wadsworth? Wadsworth: Yes, (Sir/Madam/etc.)? Lone: Call us Daddy. Wadsworth: ... I don't see a father in your contacts. Butch: [Uncontrollable laughter] Lone: Well, about that...

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: I’m watching you, Astarion.

Astarion: You like what you see?

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[ah-death]

Eda and Butch are menaces to society pt 2

Edalynn: I have an idea

Butch: A good one?

Edalynn: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Edalynn: My kink is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a person speed run the five stages of grief as they realize with horror that they still want to fuck me.

Charon: You are so fucking weird.

How was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions?

- Edalynn probably

Random Stranger: *pointing at Edalynn* is that lady bothering you?

Gob: Yeah, but she's my wife, so I kinda signed up for it.

(after killing Moriarty)

Sheriff Simms: We’re talking about a man’s life.

Edalynn: Yeah, but he beat Gob, so it’s kind of, like, eh...

Gob: Just heard Eda call Dogmeat a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

Random Rivet City Citizen in The Muddy Rudder: I dare you to-

Butch: Oh! No, Eda hasn’t been allowed to accept dares since we were 10.

Edalynn: According to my dad, I apparently have 'no regard for my personal safety'.

Edalynn: If I had shape-shifting powers, I’d abuse the hell out of them.

Edalynn: Like, If I was losing an argument, I’d just turn into their dead relative.

Butch: That’s genius!

Charon: … What the hell is wrong with you two?

Edalynn: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the vault pool that time you almost drowned.

Butch: Let’s also not forget who pushed me in, you little—

Gob: You should treat others how you'd like to be treated.

Butch and Edalynn simultaneously: Killed without hesitation.

Nova: No!!!

Edalynn: *Discovers Butch left the vault and has been hanging out in the Muddy Rudder ever since*

Edalynn: How long have you been staying here?!?

Butch: Don’t try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.

Edalynn: Gob, you love me, right?

Gob: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation no doubt, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Charon: The other day, I was upstairs in my room and I heard from downstairs in the livingroom Butch say “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Eda reply “trust me”.

Charon: I have never scaled a set of stairs so fast in my life.

Edalynn, to a Megaton citizen: On a scale from Gob to Butch, how impulsive are you feeling right now?

Butch: Okay, sure, I set the sink in the vault diner on fire one time because I thought I saw a radroach and you use me as a bad example for years to come.

Edalynn: First of all, I was using you as a bad example long before the Sink Fire of 2273, and I will use you as a bad example long after you’re dead and buried.

Edalynn: Second of all, don’t try to pretend that fire was an isolated incident.

Edalynn: You know, I’m learning some very valuable lessons out here in the wasteland.

Nova: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

Edalynn: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Butch: I have plenty of in-depth knowledge about a multitude of subjects.

Edalynn: Oh yeah? I bet I can name something I know more about than you.

Butch: Oh yeah? Try me.

Edalynn: I know what the top shelf looks like.

Butch:…would you like to experience a slow and gruesome death?

Charon: *Frustrated from trying to get the Edalynn to be even remotely mindful of the danger she puts herself in* Have you ever won an argument with Edalynn?

Butch: No, when we were kids, I’d just beat ‘er up every time she'd start to argue with me.

Charon: What about now?

Butch: Now? She tells me to shut up, and I shut up.

Charon:

[Edalynn finding Butch in Rivet City]

Edalynn: The Greaser made it to Rivet City by itself?

Edalynn: I didn’t know it knew how to do that.

Gob: *using his medicine skills to check Edalynn for injuries after a tough fight* Well, I have your prognosis.

Gob: You’re a stage five dumbass.

Edalynn: *pulls out a chinese assault rifle*

Butch: How many of those do you have?

Edalynn: *pulls out another* How many do you need?

Butch: *complaining and whining during a trip around the wasteland*

Edalynn: You know, you’re talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each worth about 16,000 caps on the blackmarket.

Butch: You and me, this isn't working out.

Edalynn: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

Edalynn, drunk: *points at Gob who's tending the bar* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Charon: Your husband, Eda.

Edalynn: My husband! Even better!

Gob: I can’t get Eda to come out of our room.

Butch: Just tell her I said something.

Gob: Like what?

Butch: Anything factually inaccurate.

Edalynn, running into the room, furious: You think tHE SUN IS A FUCKING PLANET?

Edalynn: And this is my older brother, Charon- Charon?

Charon, sobbing in the corner:

Butch: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him!

Butch: Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people and have paid dearly for my transgressions in the form of Edalynn.

Gob: I did something terrible...

Edalynn: It’s okay babe, I have a shovel.

Gob: Wait, what do you think I did!?

Edalynn: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.

Edalynn: *pulls back curtain while Butch is showering*

Edalynn: Are we — stop screaming, its me — are we out of Nuka-Cola?

Edalynn: What are you, a cop? Fuck off.

Gob: Hunny..

Edalynn: Ok, sorry, one more time.

Priest:

Priest: Do you take this woman to be y-

Gob, trying to get to know Eda better: So Eda, what are your goals in life?

Edalynn: I've been banned from every major city's public transportation system except New Vegas. I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

Charon: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know… you’re not really the two people I wanted to die with.

Edalynn: Ditto.

Butch: Actually, I’d always planned on the three of us being buried together in a tomb.

Charon:

Edalynn: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

Charon to the Edalynn: After many, many hours, I’ve come to most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.

Charon: You are my friend.

Gob: *Knocks on door*

Edalynn: You can’t come in!

Gob: Why not?

Edalynn: Because, uh, Butch is naked!

Butch: What?

Edalynn: Well, I couldn’t tell him I was naked. He's allowed to see me naked.

Butch: Why does anyone have to be naked?

Butch: You saved me, Eda. I owe you my life!

Edalynn: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.

*Edalynn and Butch hugging Charon*

Charon: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Edalynn: It’s a hug, Charon. We're hugging you.

Edalynn: (knocking on Butch’s door) Butch! We need to go! Come out!

Butch: Ok fine, I’m bi!

Edalynn: Not what I meant, but I support you! NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE—

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[vamporilla]

Lone Wanderer: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Clover, crying: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!

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[ceo-of-sloppy-men]

“The vault was never finished”

The sole survivor, running on two hours of sleep last Saturday with a broken leg and probably a few too many bullet wounds: “hold my beer.”

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[dad-victoriam]

Lone Wanderer: Hi, I’m the vault physician’s apprentice and I’ll be withdrawing the blood for your test today, right after I finish this capri sun.

Lone Wanderer: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side*

Vault Citizen: *sweating profusely* Where is Jonas, can he do this instead?

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: the term "metroidvania" refers to video games that have been heavily inspired by metro 2033, "the noid" of domino's pizza fame, and the us state of pennsylvania.

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