#incorrect motley crue quotes

[release-the-mccracken]

Vince: If you had to choose between Nikki and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mick: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Nikki: Mick! Vince: 62 cents. Mick: I'll take the money. Nikki: MICK!

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[damonlakes]

*Ordering cake on the phone* Bakery: What would you like your cake to say?

Vince: *covers phone* Do we want a talking cake?

Tommy: Obviously

*sound of despair from Mick*

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[haywire-hetfield]

Tommy, walking in: What's up? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Jesus, who died? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Oh, shit. Did somebody actually die? Vince: No. Tommy: Cool. What do we have to eat?

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[just-motley-things]

Incorrect Motley Crue quote #24

Tommy: Even Mick and I have been getting closer. The other day, they gave me half of their sandwich. Mick: I mistook them for a garbage can.

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[saint-gerard-of-arc]

Nikki: You ever wonder what's like to be a shrimp?

Vince: Wh-

Nikki: Me neither, freak

Vince: HUH?!

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[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

Some randomly generated incorrect quotes because I just had so much fun discovering them. (Plus a little experiment with Poison because I'm slowly wanna know more about them)

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[rtdrowze]

mick: stop saying your mum everytime someone tries to correct your behaviour!!

tommy: your mum.

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[darby--allin]

Tommy: Nikki, I’m sad.

Nikki: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Vince: Mick, I’m sad.

Mick, nodding: Mood.

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[mxliv-oftheendless]

Tommy and Nikki: *doing drugs*

Doc: Alright, you gotta stop with the drug taking!

Tommy: Miss me with that gay shit!

Doc: WHAT GAY SHIT?? THE LAW??

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[toiletpaperpsyco]

Incorrect Mötley Cruë quotes

tommy: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? tommy & mick: One, two, three- tommy & mick: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! vince: Our turn, nikki! One, two, three- vince: Vanilla! nikki: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

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[enterssandmans]

motley crüe x reader incorrect quotes!

Mick: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Vince: It was Y/N.

Nikki: It was Y/N.

Tommy: Y/N broke it.

Y/N:

Y/N: ...YOU PROMISED-

Mick: Anyone d-

Vince: Depressed?

Nikki: Drained?

Y/N: Dumb?

Tommy: Disliked?

Mick:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

Mick: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Y/N: Have everyone stand.

Vince: Bring three more chairs!

Nikki: The most important ones can sit down.

Tommy: Kill three.

Y/N: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Tommy : 'Prettiest Smile'

Nikki: 'Nicest Personality'

Mick: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Vince: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Y/N: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Vince: Several traffic violations.

Tommy : Three counts of resisting arrest.

Nikki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mick: Also, that’s not our car.

Y/N: Are you ready to commit?

Vince: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Y/N: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Mick: Mind your language!

Y/N: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Mick:

Y/N: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Y/N, pointing a camera at Nikki: There he is, our sweet baby.

Nikki, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Y/N: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Tommy: Thank god.

Y/N: Where's Vince, Nikki, and Tommy?

Mick: They're playing hide and seek.

Y/N: Where?

Mick: I don't think you get how this game works.

Y/N: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Tommy: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Y/N: Yes!

Nikki: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Y/N: Fuck.

Tommy: We've got to work on your cursing.

Y/N: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

(hey guys!!! it’s been a longg time but i’ve just been going through a lot and with Christmas coming up, all the stress has come down on me like a tsunami so i’ve been taking some time off my phone to myself. but i’ve got my head back in the game! don’t worry, a very special imagine is coming your way just in time for the big day next week! 😉)

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[release-the-mccracken]

Tommy: Can I try rizzing you up? Nikki: Sure lol Tommy: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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[damonlakes]

Vince: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tommy will and will not eat.

Nikki: Grass? Yes!

Vince: Moss? Yes!!

Nikki: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Vince: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Nikki: Worms? Sometimes!

Vince: Rocks? Usually nah.

Nikki: Twigs? Usually!

Vince: Doc’s cooking? Inconclusive!

Mick: How did you… test this?

Vince: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Mick: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Doc: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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[haywire-hetfield]

Mick: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? Tommy: ...I'm sorry, women. Vince and Nikki, clapping and applauding:

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[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Tommy: So what was the great depression like?

Mick:...it was fine

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[saint-gerard-of-arc]

Vince: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up!

Nikki: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

#and at that point vince clocks him in the teeth #nikki sixx #vince neil #mötley crüe #vinikki #incorrect motley crue quotes #source: tumblr