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hummingmuggle-oldaccount · 11 months

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MC saves the Sallows

#and a gaunt #this totally happened #Hogwarts Legacy #Hogwarts Legacy spoilers #Sebastian Sallow #Ominis gaunt #Anne sallow #solomon sallow

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chaoticmultifandom28 · 5 months

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Afo: who is this feral child that looks like the second user? And why are they getting in my way?

Katsuki: my name is Kacchan you fucker, and my husb- I mean Boyfr- I mean The Nerd needed me to step in because I’m awesome like that

#this totally happened #bakudeku #bkdk #bakugo katuski #all for one #text post #boku no hero academia #bnhaspoilers (I guess)#bnha spoilers

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ezinhiscorner · 2 months

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Barty "love sick" Crouch Jr

I think Barty (before rosekiller) would have been the biggest fucking flirt with everyone but when it came to flirting with Evan he couldn't do it, Barty would get so flustered and he wouldn't be able to say anything in fear of ruining his friendship but Evan was just as love sick over Barty. This is how I imagine it went down.

Barty:"Hey Ev" (has this flirty smile on his face)

Evan: (he would have a flower crown on his head that panda made for him) "Hey Bee whats up mate" (he would have a sweet smile on his face)

Barty: (flustered would zone out just admiring Evans features) "I um do you wanna I mean oh fuck"

Barty runs off down the hall embarassed and would hide in the dorms the rest of the day.

#barty crouch jr #headcanon #the marauders era #evan rosier #marauders #rosekiller #slytherin skittles #i kin this man for a reason #fluff #i miss my bf #this totally happened #this made sense in my head

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the9thhell · 3 months

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rick's the type.

"no, we can't keep the cat." when you find it on the side of the road, in an abandoned building, etc. he'd swear up and down it would only be another mouth to feed and something else for you to get attached to and lose. it'll just run off. it'll just act like bait, he'd say.

until it's pawing at you and he sees the sweet, innocent joy that floods your eyes. he doesn't miss the way they light up, the way you smile.

he gives in, in the end. picking it up, examining it to make sure it hasn't been bitten or scratched. once he's satisfied with it he hands the creature to you, unable to hide his own smile as you light up once again, looking up at him in disbelief. he's actually going to let you keep it.

#rick grimes x reader #fluff i guess?#fluff #rick grimes #reader #this totally happened #soft rick

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xplr-myrddin · 1 year

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Arthur finding out what Merlin’s actual birth name is:

Arthur: MERLIN! Merlin: *appears* Yes? Arthur: Your name ISN’T MERLIN?? Merlin: I don’t know what you mean Arthur: I just got off the phone with your Mother Merlin: Mmmmm, she promised she wouldn’t tell you Arthur: YOUR NAME IS MYRDDIN WYLLT?? Merlin: Ah, she told you my last name too...got it Arthur: We’ve been dating for 3 years, and you didn’t tell me??

#merthur #this totally happened #merlin #arthur pendragon #it's cannon #myrddin wyllt #<- that is his name #modern au #idk what else to tag #im so funny

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expectiations · 4 months

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The Doctor: Where did your magic boings go? Are you covering your hair up?

River: Huh? Oh no, humidity just makes my hair frizzier so I cover it up

The Doctor: I see...

-later-

Doctor: [trying to beat the humidity out of the air with a shovel while angrily mumbling] Give. Her. Magic. Space. Boings. Back. You. Dalek.

#this totally happened #the Doctor doesn't like it when their wife's space boings are not out and bouncing #river song #doctor who #doctor x river #yowzah #the doctor #the doctor/river song #doctor/river #doctorriver #dw incorrect quotes #incorrect doctor who #doctor who incorrect quotes #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect quotes

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flowerquib · 3 months

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All qtubbo enjoyers in favor of thinking that the reason why qtubbo wasn't present today was because beforehand he fought against the guards so hard that they tranquilized/knocked him out to get him into the prison (and he was knocked out the whole day) SAY I

#tubbo #qsmp tubbo #q tubbo #qsmp prison #guys trust #this totally happened

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emolionsrawr · 10 days

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hen: where's buck?

chimney: i don't know, i haven't seen him since this morning, hey bobby! where's buck?

bobby: no idea he was here earlier, ask eddie

hen: eddie! you seen buck?

eddie: no, wait hold on *clears throat* REVENGE OF THE SITH IS THE BEST STAR WARS FILM!

buck, who was asleep on top of the fire engine: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW EDDIE

eddie: there he is

hen & chimney: thanks

bobby: HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE?!

#911 evan buckley #911 incorrect quotes #911 abc #911 buck #911 eddie #eddie diaz #911 hen #henretta wilson #911 chimney #911 bobby #911 show #this totally happened #i was a fly on the wall and saw it

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jupiterfallz · 7 months

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Dick Grayson origins retold:

No one, literally absolutely no one:

Dick during his first solo missions as Robin: *humming spy theme music as he sneaks around the city*

Alternatively

No one, literally absolutely no one:

Dick, humming under his breath: cuz i’m an international… superspy~ Superspyyyy

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p1nkva1entina · 1 month

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I can confirm this happened, I was the like and retweet button

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #twitter au #canon #this totally happened #or #this would be something theyd do

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kukos-satellite · 30 days

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What if Keith just hates the smell of coconuts but Lance loves it? Just imagining Keith gagging over the smell while Lance thinks it’s the most refreshing smell on the face of the Earth? Lance has also given Allura a coconut before to try it out

Keith: *gags at the smell of the coconut*

Lance: *gets instant serotonin and his muscles relax because the smell of the coconut*

Keith: *hard core side eyeing Lance as judgmental as possible*

Lance: *returned the side eyeing to Keith*

Then they make out after bickering over it 💋

#voltron legendary defender #klance headcanon #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #this totally happened #can’t convince me otherwise #KS: incorrect voltron posts

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heroesofolympus-0508 · 2 months

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Will: wanna play truth or dare??

Nico: Uh sure. truth or dare

Will: truth!

Nico: what is your favorite instrument

Will: purple- do you like boys?!?!

Nico: what?!? You didn't even answer my question and I didn't even say truth!!

Will: Whatever.. do you like boys??

#solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #will and nico #this totally happened #you cant tell me otherwise #percyjacksonandtheolympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo #will solace x nico di angelo #will x nico

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prefect-of-memes · 1 year

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When Lilia is caught cooking again. 😂💀

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rayssion · 5 months

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Frank: hey, why are you guys back so soon?

Jason: well we were skipping stones and eating ice-cream, and it was going great until Leo threw the ice-cream and licked the rock instead.

Jason: he cried so much I had to bring him home.

#this totally happened #you can't convince me otherwise #leo valdez #frank zhang #jason grace #leo vladez #valgrace #argo 2 band #argo 2 crew #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #hoo #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect leo valdez

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jasonsthunderthighs · 1 year

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Tim: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Jason: What's up your ass this mornin?

Bernard: *Walks in, dishevelled* Hey.

Jason: Hmm. Never mind.

Dick: *Spits up his drink*

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arty-bug · 3 months

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the marauders would constantly watch the rocky horror picture show.

Sirius would steal Frankn Furter's whole personality and claim it was his.

James knew every song in and out and everyone would scream the lyrics when Dammit Janet came on.

Sirius and Remus would have date nights just watching the movie and snogging.

The rocky horror picture show was their whole thing and soon enough the girls joined in and Marlene fell in love with Janet.

#this totally happened #they were OBSSESSED #YES IM TELLING THE WHOLE MARAUDERS FANDOM TO GO WATCH THE MOVIE IT IS SO MARAUDERS CODED #pushing lesbian marlene #marlene being a lesbian #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #marauders headcanon #the marauders #wolfstar #marauders fandom #remus loves sirius #rocky horror picture show #frank n furter #FRANK N FURTER OUR LOVEEE #great music tho

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