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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes to amuse you lot:

Tim: So frankly I think you need to do some major self-evaluating.

Jason: Hm. Do you wanna see something cool?

Tim, just looking so done: Sure.

Jason:

Tim:

Jason:

Tim: Was it you not giving a fuck?

Jason: It was me not giving a fuck, yeah.

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cardinalcheerio · 1 day

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Dick: Little wing! Did you just kill that guy!?!

Jay: No. He stabbed himself...

Jay: I just added a little bit of force.

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jasonsthunderthighs · 10 months

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Jason: Speakin of money, how bout the 20$ you owe me?

Tim: Oh yea. Well, I only have 10$. *Takes out a 10$ bill, handin it to Jason* So, here's 10$. I owe you 10$.

Jason: Thanks.

Dick: Hey. You owe me 20$.

Jason: Well, here's 10$ and I owe you 10$. *Hands the bill to Dick*

Tim: Ah, ah. You owe me 20$.

Dick: Here's 10$, I owe you 10$. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Jason*

Jason: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill to Dick*

Dick: Here's the 10$ I owe you. *Gives the bill back to Tim*

Tim: Good! Now we're all even! *Pockets the bill*

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 1 year

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Jason, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Dick, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Tim, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Damian, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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parkjammys · 4 months

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Dick: I heard y/n yell at Jason to put the knife down, and I have never rushed into a room that fast before

Y/N: look we need tomatoes and lettuce, and look Jason has placed cucumbers and fish. YOU GOTTA PAY ATTENTION WHEN WE PLAY OVERCOOKED

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK, WHO MADE YOU THE HEAD CHEF

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sis-does-simp · 7 months

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Camping

Y/N: Damn, I broke my nail.

Dick: Aw, was it putting up your tent?

Jason: *nervously stands in front of a tree with human scratch marks on it*

Y/N: *keeps their eyes to the floor*

Dick: *increasingly uncomfortable* Was it putting up your tent y/n !??!??

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hannibals-favourite-meal · 2 years

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Business

Jason: I like your new pants! Y/N: Thanks, they were 50% off! Jason: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Y/N: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Jason: That’s… not what I meant. Y/N: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Jason.

Damian: Please take me home

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ryemiffie · 1 day

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Robin(Damian): I'm actually one of Batman's favourites.

Superboy(Jon): Batman has favourites?!

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Literally Batman at some point: No Tim you can not have more batgadgets. Oh? Jason is trying to end the world? Well at least he's found something that makes him happy.

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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jason: i'm damian wayne’s emergency contact

nurse: so, you're here to pick him up?

jason: i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact

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cardinalcheerio · 4 hours

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Jason upon first meeting dick in his discowing erra:

Jay: Nice haircut

Dick: Thanks!

Jay: did you get it at The BB's?

Dick: the who?

Jay: The Blind Barbers.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 1 month

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young Jason enters Bruce's study at the Manor

Young Jay: Hey, B, remember when you promised me last time that you'll get me anything?

Bruce, gives Jason his full attention: Of course, lad. Anything for you.

Young Jay, grins: Can you buy me some Wonder Woman merch? A shirt, comfy slippers, school bag and a plushie, please.

Bruce, smiles: You name it, you got it. I can even get you more than what you mentioned.

Young Jay: Thanks, B!

young Jason begins to close the door when Bruce calls for him.

Bruce: Hey, lad. How about some Batman merch?

Young Jay: Hmmm.. I'm okay with the Wonder Woman merch.

Bruce, frowns: So, no merch related to your old man, huh?

Young Jay: Let me think.....

Bruce waits with a smile.

Young Jay: Nope, I'm good with the Wonder Woman ones.

young Jason starts to leave the room then comes back.

Bruce remains hopeful that his son will change his mind.

Young Jay, grins: Can we invite Diana for tea here at home? I want to talk to her about the new book I'm reading.

Bruce, blinks: I'll try, Jaylad. But I think she mentioned she'll be in Paris this week-

Young Jay, lower lip wobbles and his eyes are tearing up: You said anything for me, B! You promised!

Bruce: Okay, okay. How about we go to Paris and see Diana? We deserve the vacation anyway. I'll let Dick and Barbara handle things here.

Young Jay: Okayyyy :D

this little boy is spoiled when it comes to Wonder Woman.

let him be.

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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Y/N walking into the room with a towel: “I’m going to take a shower, do you care to join me?”

Jason setting down his book: “You know, honey, there’s a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me.”

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 4 months

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Jason, sleep-deprived: Hand me the people opener. Dick: ... Dick: Pardon? Jason, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me! Dick, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Jason: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Dick: Knife. It's called a knife.

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 27 days

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Jason: Bruce told me to pick my battles and I picked all of them

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parkjammys · 11 months

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Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board

Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board

Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board

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