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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years
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sodamnbored · 10 months
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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?
Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.
Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.
Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?
Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.
Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.
Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.
Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.
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rayssion · 5 months
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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?
Jason: ....yes?
Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.
Percy, already running away: thanks!!
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Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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simpingforpjo · 1 month
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Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?
Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.
*Percy runs off*
Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!
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echo-stimmingrose · 6 months
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Percy: *about to have a mental breakdown* I can't do anything right oh my god!
Thalia: *scolding* That's not allowed!
Percy: What's not allowed?
Nico: Being mean to Percy!
Percy: I am Percy.
Thalia: So? The last time someone was mean to you, I struck them with lighting.
Percy: *concerned* Wait when was this????
Thalia: Not important-
Percy: That sounds pretty important!
Thalia: No what's important is, what makes you think We'll let you be mean to yourself?
Percy: What? You gonna electrocute me if I insult myself?
Thalia: *Shrugs* Or I'll just have Nico do what he did to the last guy who insulted you.
Percy: *More concern* What did you do!??!?
Nico: Not important-
Percy: Again! Pretty important!
Nico: You're focusing on the wrong thing here, Percy. We just want you to be nicer to yourself.
Thalia: Yeah Perce, don't be so hard on yourself, you're doing your best.
Percy:
Percy:
Percy: .....You two scare me.....
Thalia and Nico: *smiles softly* good.
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percabethlovebot · 7 months
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Frank: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Piper: Theft.
Annabeth: Disturbing the peace.
Nico: Aggravated assault.
Leo: Arson.
Percy: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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cabin9sblog · 1 year
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Nico: it’s funny in movies how they portray sad people. Like, oh my, they’re sitting around in their pyjamas all day, living on the couch, never showering, never fixing their hair. “They have really let themselves go. This must be horrible” Like, that’s just a normal week?? That’s been me every day since I was 4. It’s no big deal. It’s normal.
Will: ...Nico, the light of my life. You are very fucked up. Let’s go get you some therapy, yeah?
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wise-bluecookies · 2 years
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Leo: If your bored just punch an orphan
Jason: Why…?
Nico: Well what’re they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Annabeth: I don’t approve of the Leo-Nico friendship
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gods-favorite-autistic · 11 months
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Percy: Hey Wise Girl, did you know that I have a YouTube Series? The Mysterious-
Annabeth: The Mysterious Disappearances of Percy Jackson, I’ve seen it
Percy: Really?
Annabeth: Yeah, you’ve got several, but we’ve all got one. I was Rockabye Runaway
Percy: All of us?
Annabeth: Yep
Percy:
Percy: So Nico-
Annabeth: His is “Nico Di Angelo: Boy Lost In Time or Dangerous Fraud?,” comes from a conspiracy channel called TimeTravelersRUs
Jason: What about-
Annabeth: Whatever Happened to the Grace Family by Famous Family Misfortune, they also have one on Piper called Piper McLean: American Darling or American Criminal?
Leo: Ooh, do I have one?
Annabeth: Yeah, yours is “The Boy Who Set His World On Fire: The True Story of Leo Valdez” by Baby Criminals Dot Com, they are convinced that you’ve committed serial arson
Percy: Hazel and Frank?
Annabeth: another TimeTravelersRUs vid called The Girl Made Of Diamonds and a video by someone called True Stories From Around The Globe called Canadian Terror: The Frank Zhang Story. They both spent the entire time mispronouncing their last names
Piper: Hey I think I remember someone asking about that at school-
Percy: WAIT IS THAT WHY SOMEONE ASKED IF I WAS IN A CULT LAST WEEK?!
Leo: Hey someone asked you that too? Nice!
Frank: *sighs* I’ll talk to Chiron
Nico: How did you even let these things get on YouTube anyways?
Annabeth: In my defense, we aren’t even allowed to use technology
Hazel: I’m still confused on what a YouTube is
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Percy: Mama didn't raise no fucking bitch, we going
Frank: No, no Mama raised a bitch let's go.
Jason: Mama didn't raise no one actually, I was abandoned.
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fayvpor · 13 days
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*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
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sodamnbored · 10 months
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In New Rome Pre-HoO:
Jason: Here, brought you something.
Nico, confused: A yogurt?
Jason, kindly: I wanted to make you feel more at home here.
Nico: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?
Jason, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-style.
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rayssion · 5 months
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Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.
Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...
Jason: you lost him, didn't you?
Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.
Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.
Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–
Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.
Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.
Percy: slowly slides the doors open.
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Will, seeing the inside of Nico's cabin for the first time: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.
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anyone else for post breakup caleo being friends?
Piper absolutely makes a gc with the 3 of them and reyna
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