#incorrect the dirt quotes

[release-the-mccracken]

Vince: If you had to choose between Nikki and all the money I have in my pocket, which would you take? Mick: That depends. How much money are we talking about? Nikki: Mick! Vince: 62 cents. Mick: I'll take the money. Nikki: MICK!

#vince neil #mick mars #nikki sixx #motley crue #the dirt #incorrect quotes #incorrect motley crue quotes #incorrect the dirt quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #bandom #source: spongebob

[haywire-hetfield]

Tommy, walking in: What's up? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Jesus, who died? Nikki: Vince: Mick: Tommy: Oh, shit. Did somebody actually die? Vince: No. Tommy: Cool. What do we have to eat?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect motley crue quotes #incorrect the dirt quotes #the dirt #motley crue #mick mars #tommy lee #nikki sixx #vince neil #source: young sheldon

[l3viat8an]

MC: Asmo, how did you convince Mephisto to help us?…….did you bribe him?

Asmo: Bribe?! Sweetheart, you know I would never lower myself to bribery!! I blackmailed him~

#you can’t convince me Asmo doesn’t have dirt on fuckin’ everyone- #even if he doesn’t he can make some thing up and his fans are going to believe him~ #surprise it’s queue! #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me asmo #obey me mc #obey me mephistopheles #obey me mephisto #azzy <333 #meep <333 #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #obey me fandom #om! asmodeus #om! mephistopheles #om! mc #obmswd asmo #obmswd mephisto

[watchyourbuck]

911 characters as tumblr posts | 4/20

#I’m sorry about the dirt one sjfjfjdkdn #it was just too good not to add #skdkdkdksksks I couldn’t help myself #buddie #911 fox #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #911 incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Mountain: Worms eat dirt. Birds eat worms. Man eats birds. Notice that, at each step of the food chain, 90% of the energy is lost in the form of heat. It’s time to cut out the middleman. Join me, eating dirt, to become a being of pure energy.

#be the solution #eat the dirt #taintposting #shitghosting #ghost #ghost band #incorrect quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost fandom #ghost posting #mountain ghoul

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bdubs: Here you go, a nice hot cup of coffee! Etho: This tastes awful Bdubs: Hot cup of coffee Etho: It's cold Bdubs: Cup of coffee Etho: I don't even think this is coffee Bdubs: Cup

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #bdubs #bdouble0 #bdoubleo #bdouble0100 #bdoubleo100 #etho #ethoslab #tall and short duo #wet dirt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw food

[alitherandom]

Omega: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Omega: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

#the bad batch #incorrect quotes #i mean if her first time seeing dirt is anything to go by #visiting snow planets would prove interesting #bad batch #bad batch omega #omega tbb #incorrect quotes tbb #tbb incorrect quotes #bad batch incorrect quotes #bad batch s3 #tbb #sw tbb

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: hey fuckass, its dirt time! 

KARKAT: …WHAT? 

JADE: i mean were underground 

JADE: probably couldve phrased that one better ill admit :/

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #karkat vantas #mod terezi #hell yeah dirt time!!!! #i've been so fucking hungry

[incorrectcrue]

Vince: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Mick:

Tommy:

Y/N: Vince?

Nikki: That’s a trash can.

Vince: Sure is.

#80s bands #motley crue #incorrect motley crue #incorrect quotes #motley crue dr #the dirt 2019 #nikki sixx #tommy lee #vince neil #mick mars #too fast for love #shout at the devil #theatre of pain #girls girls girls #dr feelgood

[release-the-mccracken]

Nikki: Mick does have a point, I- Mick: Don't agree with me, it makes me deeply uncomfortable.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect motley crue quotes #incorrect the dirt quotes #incorrect bandom quotes #motley crue #the dirt #mick mars #nikki sixx #bandom

[haywire-hetfield]

Mick: Do you have anything you wanna say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? Tommy: ...I'm sorry, women. Vince and Nikki, clapping and applauding:

#incorrect quotes #incorrect the dirt quotes #incorrect motley crue quotes #source: diary of a wimpy kid #mick mars #nikki sixx #vince neil #tommy lee #motley crue #the dirt

[padawansuggest]

Bant: *handing Anakin back to Obi-Wan with her hands under his armpits and a disappointed look on her face*

Obi-Wan: *big sigh as he takes his kid back, having been called to the main healing halls when Ani was supposed to be in class* What was in his ear this time?

Bant: :( an eraser. I had to break it and pull it out in pieces.

Anakin: :) I told Aayla it would fit :)

Obi-Wan: Obviously, but only in one direction.

Anakin: The other part is always trickier. It’s why I went to nice healer Bant to help.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #bant eerin #listen. they’re still. children. they’re gonna eat things and put things in their ears #it’s just what kids do okay it’s universal #I didn’t but that’s cause I’m autistic and didn’t like being touched #I think Obi ate dirt and grass #Ani seems like the type to make bets on if things will fit in his ears #bant pulled a dime out of Anakin’s left sinuses when he was 21 and Ani was all ‘I knew I lost that up there!’ #it had been like 8 years lmao #Ahsoka is a horse girl. enough said. #Rex is also a horse girl. he is ridiculed constantly for jt

[cas-coding]

cas: but, the interesting thing about the nutrition in farming soil is that it cycles! most farmers have several fields and only tend to one yearly and then rotate the following year to make better usage of the natural minerals in the soil that are replenished with rainwater! it's less common now in modern times, with fertilizer, but i still find the mechanics of soil nutrients and rotation fascinating, don't you?

dean: this is not what i meant when i said talk dirty to me

#insp: ??? #please theres a post on here about #dean asking cas to dirty talk and then cas talks about dirt #if anyone finds it lmk and i will credit the blogger bc mmmmm #good post op #castiel #spn incorrect quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #incorrect spn quotes #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #destiel #also this information about crop cycling is true #or at least it was during 1800s #had to do a presentation on it for us ag history once and it was kinda cool tbh

[aquaticgecko]

incorrect quote based on an absolute banger of a conversation I had with my best friend yesterday:

Diego: “Well one time when were kids, everyone was getting sick, and I started feeling sick. So I ate a bunch of those vitamin C infused cough drops. And when I woke up I was completely fine! …I beat the sickness’s ass before it could take me down!”

**long ass pause**

Klaus: “Well when I was a kid… I ate dirt…”

#the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #shout out to my friend for being the funniest motherfucker on the planet #incorrect quotes #we were talking about getting sick and my friends point was is that he ate dirt as a child which hardened his immune system #but it came out as ‘I ate dirt’

[13thdoctorshitposts]

Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes                                   ↳ 99/?

#doctor who #source: ? #episode: fugitive of the judoon #character: the doctor (thirteen) #character: graham o'brien #character: ryan sinclair #incorrect quotes #she will eat dirt but she draws the line at drinking water

[dragonflavoredcake]

Tango: Some people call it "really bad at darts," but I prefer to think of it as freestyle acupuncture. Bdubs: GET OUT OF MY COFFEE SHOP!

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #tango #tangotek #tango tek #bdubs #bdouble0 #bdoubleo100 #wet dirt #hermitcraft #hermitblr