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lemons-bittersweet · 4 months

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im-still-watching-anime · 4 months

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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communistkenobi · 3 months

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re: that gamete article, I think what’s also compelling to anti-trans activists is that gametes are invisible - it’s the same reason why debates about chromosomes are persuasive, they are imperceptible in all social interactions outside of a doctor’s office, and so counter-intuitively they can be argued as being always visible, always seeping out through our pours as a gendered essence that cannot be concealed or changed. actually being able to look at your individual gametes or chromosomes is gated behind medical institutions, and because of this inaccessibility they can be loaded with all kinds of social and political meaning, converted into a mystical essence contained within the body that imbues you with a gendered spirit. this is why I don’t think we should ever concede that transphobes are making biological arguments - they are using the authority of evolutionary and medical biology to do gender metaphysics, it’s a deliberate mystification of scientific authority for reactionary political goals. they aren’t making scientific claims and they aren’t trying to

#even old new york was once new amsterdam #again correcting this is important and this isn’t a dismissal/argument against the article I linked #outlining just how incorrect transphobes are is very useful #but outside of empirically proving them wrong I don’t think we should ever be arguing on their terms

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augustinapril · 10 months

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Y/n: But what about Dally?

Darry: Don't worry about him.

Darry: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like it was nothin.

#the outsiders x reader #outsiders x reader #dallas winston x reader #dally winston x reader #dally x reader #darry curtis x reader #darry x reader #darrel curtis x reader #the outsiders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the outsiders imagine #dallas winston imagine #dally winston imagine #darry curtis imagine

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chained-sweater · 3 months

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Before the Rumble.

Ponyboy: Who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Darry: *sighing* It's Dally's turn.

Dallas: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Two-Bit: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational...

Soda & Steve: *clapping in the background*

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #dallas winston #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #two bit mathews #steve randle #johnny cade #johnny's there too #he's just being quiet #silently observing everyone #lol #incorrect quotes

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guardianofthedawn · 3 months

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Kung Lao: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Raiden: Uh…neat.

*later*

Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.

Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?

Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?

Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat quotes #mk1 2023 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #kung lao #raiden #johnshi #railao #defenders of Earthrealm: meme material #both confessions would be awkward and hilarious from an outside perspective

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excuseme-greentea · 5 months

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#when will eddie stand outside of buck's house with a boombox over his head and yell I SEE YOU EVAN #evan buckley #evanbuckleyedit #911 #911 abc #911edit #usercam #911ramblings #2x08 #911verse #incorrect quotes #kind of

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newtdrawz · 5 months

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Some really messy art and some incorrect quotes 🤲 expect more of these cuz it's really easy and fast and I'm trying to fight off art block 🤺

Pony being a hater sometimes is actually so funny to me,, (I used a incorrect quotes generator btw 💪)

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #two bit mathews #dally winston #johnny cade #steve randle #the outsiders fanart #the outsiders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #curtis brothers #my art #sorry its crappy #im trying #lol

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yourfavoritearchnemesis · 2 years

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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared

Damian: don’t worry bae i got this

Damian: *stomps foot*

Damian: *sketchers light up*

#this is them no one can convince me otherwise #the inspiration for this: that one illustration from the light novel where theyre in the cave with thunder crackling outside and damian #holds her hand to comfort her #spy x family incorrect quotes #spy x family #sxf #anya x damian #damian #anya #anya forger #damianya

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jocurt · 6 months

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Darry: Because of Dally, my brothers have taken up cursing

Darry: Last night, Ponyboy referred to his math homework as a ‘fucking crisis’

#The Outsiders #Darry Curtis #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders incorrect quotes #incorrect the outsiders quotes #Dally Winston #Dallas Winston #Sodapop Curtis #Steve Randle #Two-Bit Matthews #theoutsiders #Incorrect quotes #Johnny Cade #the outsiders 1983

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lemons-bittersweet · 5 months

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shit-people-probably-didnt-say · 6 months

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*in jail*

Jesper: So who do we call?

Kaz: Id say Wylan, but I feel safer in jail

#jesper: he did specifical say ‘no crime’ but going outside with you crime is to be expected #specifical? new word just dropped 🤣#kaz: your husbands never going to let you out to play again #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wesper #soc incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 1 day

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there is no way to imagine early chaggie's first meeting that isn't at least a little silly

Charlie: "SO! Umm- What's a pretty lady like you doing in a place like this?"

Vaggie: "...." (is in Hell)

Charlie: "....." (princess of Hell)

Charlie: ".....aside from the, damned for all eternity by Heaven for your past actions, thing."

Vaggie: "Nothing much. Meeting pretty demon ladies, I guess?"

Charlie: "Oh who? Is she a friend? Where'd she go??"

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "......."

Charlie: "It's me isn't it. I'm the pretty demon lady."

Vaggie: "Sorry."

Charlie: "What? No don't be! I've, I just haven't been called pretty in a while, or talked to anyone who wasn't a living demon plushy, so I'm kinda out of practice with the conversational cues and-"

Vaggie: "Not for that. It's uh.. I've lost lot of blood... I think I'm about to pass out."

Charlie: "-you WHAT!?"

Vaggie: "wha's your name again..?"

Charlie: "I- I didn't say but I'm Charlie WHAT BLEEDING!??!?"

Vaggie: "'s nice meeting you Charlie." (slumps over)

Charlie: (catching her) "Ah! Ahhh!?" (hugging vaggie while frantically shrugging off jacket) "Pretty lady unconscious, the unnamed pretty lady IS unconscious!!!" (wrapping vaggie in jacket like burrito and scooping her up) (RUNS)

Charlie: "EVERYBODY MOVE MOVE MOOOVE! UNCONSCIOUS AND EXANGUINATED PRETTY LADY COMING THROUGH!!!"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #charlie having very limited understandings of first aid outside of “put bandages on them” “put blankets on them” “???” -> “healed??”#vaggie has very little blood flow left in her brain atm #but it's enough to be at least Kinda Gay

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augustinapril · 9 months

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Darry: You get that hideous thing out of our living room.

Y/n to Two Bit: Two, Darry wants you to get out of the house.

#the outsiders incorrect quotes #the outsiders #the outsiders x reader #the outsiders imagine #darry curtis imagine #darry curtis x reader #two bit x reader #two bit matthews x reader #the outsiders fanfiction

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chained-sweater · 4 months

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Ponyboy: Soda...why're you naked?