hyuck is definitely the type to be like "cmere baby" motioning towards his lap, while playing a game of cod (call of duty) silently cursing under his breath after losing another round, when u finally sit down on his lap he's all like "nothing's finna happen, I'm not even horny" while he's kissing all up on you, holding ur waist, making you move a lil on his lap. "U sure u aren't?" you tease at him knowing how it's gonna end up, he hums after he gets his hands under ur shirt and bra, thinking if he should js take both off. "gonna lock in on fort, can't be bothered with fucking rn" he says as he loads in on Fortnite, inviting all of his friends to his lobby. he finally makes the decision and just takes your bra off, leaving the shirt on but lifted up. "definitely can't be bothered" you mumble as you kiss his neck, "bro. get off the mic with ur freaky ass" johnnys voice rings through his headphones. "this is why we don't play with u, always tryna fuck while playing" jaehyun adds to the teasing.
ive wanted to write something more corporate-ish au and i think rival real estate agents!au would fit johnny so well because he thinks he runs this business. he thinks being hot and charming will get him the most clients and sales.......and he's right, usually, most of the time. that is until you come along and woaaaaaah! someone else can be just as hot and charming? maybe even more hot and charming and it drives johnny crazy. because why are you suddenly getting featured in all the magazines - in all the ads for the firm - why is the local news channel asking to interview YOU and not JOHNNY?
he jokingly asks you why you're trying so hard at the company 'start of summer' party or whatever and as you smile at him and swish expensive wine around in your glass you answer "trying hard? i'm not even doing much - why, is flipping houses hard for you johnathan?" and oh my god johnny nearly crushes the bottle he's holding because why are you mocking him? also why is he so into it? he spends a whole couple of minutes in one of the many bathrooms of the fancy hose this party is in.
anyway, johnny and you continue to compete. every time you guys make a big sale or get a new, upscale client you immediately go at each others necks about it. everyone in the office is a little scared, your assistants are basically fighting for their lives to make sure you and johnny don't end up alone in an elevator together by mistake. but like......this is my au and so.........you do.
you and johnny get stuck in the elevator of some new high rise because you're both trying to sell condos in there on the same day and wow, who knew the elevator would stop working right as you're both taking it. and who knew you'd both argue about whose fault it was (neither of you are at fault lol). and who knew it would get hot so johnny takes off his expensive blazer and you shrug off a layer too and ok johnny gets why you're so fucking popular with everyone you are beautiful beyond belief and you kinda get it with him too because he looks like an angel when he isn't talking.
idk you two start making out so hard that you don't notice the elevator starts working and when the doors open your horrified assistants catch a view that makes them both scream
Soap (who you’ve never met before ever in your life) being your server during an anniversary dinner with your long-time boyfriend except he took one look at you by the host stand and decided he had to have you.
Calls you “sweet thing” while he unwraps a straw and puts it in your water glass for you.
Asks if you’re out with your brother (without making eye contact with your boyfriend) and even after you told him no, he still ‘makes the mistake’ a few other times during the meal.
Stops over way more than is necessary. Probably has the kitchen intentionally screw up your appetizer so that when you bring it up he can make you feed him off of your fork. For quality control, of course. “Cannae have a sweet thing like you wasting the talents of a pretty mouth like that on something below par.”
Your boyfriend is pissed. Sends back his food twice and makes such a scene that the manager comes over. When he throws accusations of an “overly fucking friendly waiter,” you try to smooth the situation over by saying that everything was fine. Your boyfriend gets so riled that he throws a fistful of cash on the table and tells you it should cover his meal and your ride home.
Soap swoops in while you’re sobbing at the table. Slides in your side of the booth carrying a scoop of vanilla ice cream topped with an obscene amount of whipped cream and a cherry. Squashes you up against the wall while he coos kind things in your ear. Like he’s reading off a script meticulously chosen to include all of the right things that make you let down your guard enough to agree to let him drive you home.
“Wouldnae hear of you driving yourself home in this state, kitty.”
And once he finally gets you back to his, he goes in for the kill. Keeps saying the right things, keeps wrapping his arm around you and pulling you right into his side, keeps pushing his face close to yours. So much so that it almost feels like it’s your idea when you- still hiccuping and sniffling softly- lean forward and close the centimeters wide gap between you.