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frownyalfred · 1 year

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things all the robins were ready for when they began crime fighting: guns, getting shot at, being held at gunpoint

what none of the robins were ready for: 220+ lbs of one Bruce Thomas Wayne jumping on top of them and shielding them whenever bullets start flying

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #I just know that batdad instinct is SHARP #Like obvs he’ll chase after the bad guys #but if he’s worried about Robin it’s pancake time #he is laying on top of their entire body #Kevlar and all #it’s heavy and it sucks #but when the robins are older they GET it

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egophiliac · 1 year

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(it probably wasn't actually Idia's fault)

(or was it)

some quick initial reactions to celebrate Diasomnia Day One! it felt like a bit of a short intro, but oh, what a tasting menu of things to come.

#art #long post #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #it's been thirty seconds and already #lilia is sending himself to a farm upstate where he'll have lots of rabbits to chase #malleus does a whole flashback to his most embarrassing childhood memory #ponytail lilia CONFIRMED we have a CONFIRMED SIGHTING everybody #idia does a surprisingly good crowley impression. this is not important to the plot but it's important to me personally.#also silver is probably a cursed prince or something WHO CARES look at these COOL ACORNS #the mental image of silver and lilia having that little heart-to-heart about the ring #while sebek is five feet away sorting laundry #absolutely incredible #meanwhile yuu continues to just have no survival instinct whatsoever #if a horned man approaches you at midnight and goes 'wouldn't it be nice if we never had to say goodbye to anyone ever?' DO NOT SAY YES #also if he starts bragging to you about his sorcerer ancestress DO NOT be like 'yeah but...did she maybe kind of suck'#'was she just super unlikeable personally speaking'#we are so lucky that for some reason malleus is really into all of our weird bullshit #okay shutting up now i promise #i just have so much to say and so few tags to do it in

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beatcroc · 1 year

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there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow.#he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT!#since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)'#so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you'#and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to....#it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative.#thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man.#anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy.#gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything.#if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

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sapphire-draw · 1 month

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random doodle i cleaned up

[I don't know if the drawing is readable??? I put a description on it if not]

Malroth being menacing/scary by virtue of existing.

#dqb2 #dragon quest builders 2 #dqb2 malroth #malroth #i am quickly oscillating between 'this sucks' and 'this is cool' at very rapid speeds so idk #Malroth's an incarnation of destruction i think he would trigger some primal instinct on people #Not on Builder 'cause Builder has 0 self-preservation skills and a one-track mind (building)

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paxthepuppycat · 21 days

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yall I was just in such a deep shift, you won’t believe wat my gay cat ass did

I was like this, but I didn’t just lay no

I freaking flapping jumped in 😭🤚

my human clothes on and everything

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twinsoftriumph · 9 months

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baby's first cool tall sky vet encounter

(actually a redraw of my ever first sky fanart from 2020 which ill put under the cut)

i was already set on completing valley at this point but this was the first time in game i had lit a player and my jaw dropped to the ground with an anvil sound effect

#ignoring the fact that i am currently molecule sized and am nowhere near the height these players were #sky cotl #thatskygame #my art #ooc #sky children of the light #pics kinda suck but yea LOL #wtf changed to what simply so i could post this on skycord #also ignore my screenshot quality HELPPPP #the fact that i drew the little star next to my name by instinct..... i can feel my bones creaking #i also dont think ive ever drawn the manta jumpsuit right from memory oops

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cantheykillmacbeth · 9 months

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Could a frog from real life kill Macbeth

Depends on the frog. Most species of frog do lay eggs ("frogspawn"), which then hatch into tadpoles, applying them for the Unconventional Birth Clause. However, there are some species of frog that give live birth to "froglets," which would disqualify them from the Unconventional Birth Clause. Then, of course, Gender Clause is down to the individual no matter which species we're talking about. But given those parameters, the majority of frogs would be able to kill Macbeth, either being a male frog that hatched from an egg, a female frog that hatched from an egg, or a female frog that was born live. Only male frogs born live wouldn't be able to.

Thank you for your submission!

#asks #unconventional birth clause #debatable character #frogs #wish i could post a frog pic here but the phobias wouldnt like it :(#do you know how much it sucks to have an irrational and instinctive fear to something you love and think is super cute #i have a lot of those sorts of things. frogs. moths. axolotls. sharks. probably more but those are the big ones #god nerfed me i think

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heresronnie21 · 2 years

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will solace headcanons

list of things that have happened because i truly believe that little medic boy’s “ick that’s gross” instincts have completely deteriorated:

caught vomit in his Bare hands many times

walked around camp all day with ☆unidentified bodily fluid stains☆ from at least 3 separate people on his clothes, in fact he’s usually covered in someone else’s blood/snot/puke etc

had to blow into harley’s mouth to dislodge ball bearings from his nose (why do kids love putting stuff up their noses anyway?)

forgot he’d been spattered with blood and terrified the newer campers

had a cyst pop and squirt pus in his face

mistook an unlabelled cup (hello adhd) of some gross sample/semi-dangerous chemical/plain nasty medicine for his drink and thought nothing of it

kept half-finished dissections in his mini fridge right next to his snacks and sodas

asked people Extremely inappropriate questions about their bowel movements. In public. At mealtime.

actually generally just asking people inappropriate/invasive questions about their health purely out of curiosity and thinking nothing of it (hello autism)

picked up mangled roadkill and half-rotten animal corpses.. “to study”

will sniff anything, completely desensitised to gross smells

i’ll probably think of more at some point, he’s a nasty little freak (affectionate) (reminds me of me)

#probs has shoved his hand down someone's throat to pull out something they were choking on #has the same instincts as parents of toddlers #would be willing to suck snot out a babies nose #will solace #trials of apollo #william andrew solace is a weirdo agenda actually #solangelo #anyway i just found out i wasted my whole day reading the wrong thing #autistic will solace

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ariennebeak · 11 months

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need his power: mac asking dennis if he can take dee's coat off, only moving to do so when he approves

negate his power: dennis tells mac not to spin the ball, he agrees not to but defies him and does it anyway

#the others arent in chronological SINNED order but he inflates his ego (“that was really good dennis!”#& engages physically (pats dennis on the arm)#and of course mac is always suppressing his natural instincts to suck and fuck dennis into oblivion every time theyre together #so all that's left is the tissue.....dennis takes a mental health day please come through #sorry if this is incomprehensible ive been awake a long time lmfao #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #the gang goes bowling #macdennis

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justafriendofxanders · 8 days

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discovering a new and fucked up ats -> leverage pipeline

#when all your blorbos suck ass call that the shiv roy instinct #love ALL the characters but by god is it the most fun to make fun of my favorites #criteria for a new blorbo is how much i would enjoy seeing them get dunked in a dunk tank #misc text post

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whatudottu · 4 months

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Seeing the “cerebrocrustaceans are highly territorial” headcanon slowly start to pick up more steam (albeit with a split as to whether they’re so cliquey and ride-or-die they view everyone who isn’t in their in-group as a potential threat until they’ve made it abundantly clear that they mean no harm or if they despise any sort of group collaboration unless it’s absolutely, positively necessary) makes me wonder if it’s a common stereotype by the galactic audience to view them as being massive pricks to everyone they meet. Like, oh, everyone on Encephalonus-IV hates each other’s guts and they’re incessantly rude to anyone and everyone they come across! They’re so petty and envious they can’t stand the thought of anyone being better at them than anything and delight in the suffering and misfortune of people they don’t like! They fly into murderous rages if a galvan so much as breathes on them, and if they weren’t such cowards, they’d nuke Galvan Prime into oblivion only to immediately start yet another rivalry with some other species for one reason or another!

Hah! Doesn’t help their case that Dr Psychobos became very well known thanks to the super famous superhero Ben 10!

But no yeah with galvans being the cold detached sort of smart, especially with their prevalence in intergalactic relationships (you don’t become the smartest being in not one but multiple galaxies by sitting alone in your room), what comparatively little interaction to the wider galactic sphere cerebrocrustaceans have has more expectations than if the galvans were more subtle in their influence. If you’ve heard how much of an grumpy old man scientist the First Thinker is, especially when you hear about one of his creations striking out against him due to neglect, well you’ve already started to get the picture of an isolated workspace that no one dares interrupt.

So then you come face to face with a snappy cerebrocrustacean scientist who’s rude, direct, and hovering over your shoulder making sure you don’t fuck up, well you won’t really find many cases of neglect when everything you do is under scrutiny. I guess the difference between my headcanon and @ohyeahben10 ‘s headcanon would be if you can endure the territorial… hostility may not be the right word, the fact that you’re in the same space as a cerebrocrustacean at work is already more than what they’d typically give, in my headcanon sphere you could potentially get past that barrier and transition from outgroup to ingroup; I don’t know exactly what’s in ohyeah’s head but I assume given his headcanons she might say that you practically could never get on a cerebrocrustacean’s good side, or at least not as close as an ingroup would suggest-

Either or, it’s gonna leave a bad first impression, and that is how the stereotype for being prickish is so widespread. Potentially, if a notable cerebrocrustacean scientist works intergalactically, the stereotype may narrow to Encephalonus IV having a very dickish social culture.

#ask #anonymous #cerebrocrustacean #encephalonus iv #ben 10 #hope i pronouned you right ohyeah (or whatever shorthand name you’d prefer- central or sceathered idk)#but right yeah being territorial sucks for your reputation but it’s probably why scientists aren’t representatives #which might have to bite the bullet and fight against the instinct to be territorial- or at least innately not be as much #then again they’re collectively a rather smart intelligent species so maybe scientists are representatives #i think i like thinking about cerebrocrustaceans (god it’s such a long name)#it’s not going to beat out petrosapiens anytime soon but with galvans in canon getting a lot of focus #imagining what makes cerebrocrustaceans different besides appearance is really neat #i like thinking they’re like cliquey scientists- mostly because aside from medical doctors i don’t see a lot of big science teams in galvan #like it seems to be mostly kept to two either it’s the first thinker and their assistant #or it’s blukic and driba as the technicians (r&d?) of plumber earth base #i mean technically dr psychobos was completely alone in regards to the sciencing part #having malware hunt for the omnitrix schematics and have khyber literally hunt the omnitrix wielder #but like i don’t think i can base all cerebrocrustaceans after dr psychobos #because well i don’t think everyone on ecephalonis iv hates galvans- djw even said they don’t have a rivalry #but it’s fun i like cerebrocrustaceans (god is there anyway to shorten the name)

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scarefox · 1 year

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This episode they really showed how Uea wants sex to distract himself to make the bad feelings go away for a while and King is the only safe option (not the best way of coping maybe atm but it gets better). Hope they will make him talk about it because I feel many in the audience still don’t understand the link between sex and comfort and coping especially for an abuse victim who always turns to it after triggering events (still think this part is more about the mom, cause whenever the stepdad is part of the trigger he can’t have sex or cuddles ... at least can’t enjoy it as we have seen in this episode). Shortly said, an orgasm gives you dopamine, and it’s all your mind and body focuses on in that moment. Reasons why this could end up in an addiction under the wrong circumstances. Under the right ones it can be therapeutic and have an antidepressant effect.

Uea is a bit torn with King. The caring side of King is an unexpected surprise for him every time. He doesn't really expect kindness from people. But he's glad whenever he receives it from people he trusts. Which King became a part of way too fast for Uea to admit (he’s a player after all). That’s why he rarely shows King his smiles when he’s fond of him. I think the cake scene was one of the rare moments he truly showed him this kind of vulnerability to him (him being truly happy, it’s a delicate feeling easily snatched away under his circumstances). He also took a long time to even understand that King really means it, that this birthday cake is really for him because King really wants to make him happy and he’s allowed to take it. I wonder if the little cake fight and unceremonial bite into the cake is an emotional defense from Uea to not get too deep into vulnerable emotions and turn it into fun / silly & sexy moment instead while still keeping the good vibe.

He’s not ready for an emotional bond with him yet when they clearly stated from the beginning this will just be about sex and they don’t even like each other (we all know that’s a lie). I suspect Uea has trust issues as well since his stepdad always acts nice, caring and misunderstood... so Uea needs a while to learn if people really mean it or if they just want something from him.

I bet that will become a big issue at some point, when they both think the other has no feelings while they secretly do have feelings. I fear Uea will push King away for a while when their feelings get clearer.

#bed friend the series #bed friend #ep4 #king x uea #here have another round of trauma and coping rumbling #the reason why I can understand Uea that well is because I also have a dysfunctional fam just not THAT bad (not physical)#and I got to a few bad people outside of my fam #I have a big urge almost a survival instinct to learn human behavior since childhood #as self-defense and to navigate through this world of neurotypicals as a neurodivergent person #I basically suck up everything about WHY humans do what they do. like criminals. what trauma does to you and how mental illnesses work etc #also all the psychology and science behind sex and sexuality (including k!nk and erotic) is a big topic for me #i don't just read about that stuff I watch recordings and documentaries and interviews as well #basically down to the core of fac.ial expressions and body language and thinking patterns #learned a few things from my therapist as well #not saying I am a certified specialist I just learned a few things through my life #and while this is obviously just a tv show they still did some research

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answrs · 2 years

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It’s a lovely day in Gear Station, and you are a horrible anxiety-ridden fossil.

y’all remember that lil microraptor!archeops redesign i did a few weeks back? well i finally got my tablet working (!!!!) and needed a warmup, and I’m super happy with how he came out! :D

a DINO is loose in the STATION! what CRIMES will he commit?

#archeops #archen #submas #pokemon redesign #microraptor #emmet's archeops #answrs draws #not sure if he stole emmets hat or Cain Instinct ingo brought him in as a replacement when his twin was sick #gave him all the authorizations and official titles too #casually fails to mention this to emmet until he tries to order something and needs his birb's permission to do so #sorry emmet you're officially outranked by a chicken now #sucks to suck #;<#actually that's the best thing ive come up with all day it's canon now

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lastoneout · 6 months

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I try really hard to treat kids/teens with respect and like recognize that when you're that age even small problems seem huge bcs your entire life is so small and you don't have the perspective on things an adult has, and also bad experiences when you're young really can stick with you even if they seemed small at the time....but like god sometimes I see some of the stuff that gets sent into the tumblr AITA blog and the real answer isn't YTA/NTA it's "you're fourteen" but you can't just SAY that-!

#I remember being like that how much it sucked and the parent instincts kick in bcs I want to help younger people navigate a shitty situation #but god in my head I'm like “I forgot what it was like to have such minuscule problems feel like world ending catastrophes"#and “man I'm glad I'm not a teenager anymore!”

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paper-enigma · 2 months

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@potatoeofwisdom hey bro remember when you said ‘what if he gets hit by a car’? Weeellll