#investor capitalism

[grayrazor]

Eldritch cult takes over a major corporation. Refers to the Outer Gods as "The Shareholders." None of the old employees notice anything is any different.

#investor capitalism #stock market #human sacrifice #cosmic horror #eldrich horror #cthulhu cult

[bitchesgetriches]

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

How to start saving for retirement

Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One?

Procrastinating on Opening a Retirement Account? Here’s 3 Ways That’ll Fuck You Over.

Season 4, Episode 5: “401(k)s Aren’t Offered in My Industry. How Do I Save for Retirement if My Employer Won’t Help?”

How To Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year

Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment 

Your School or Workplace Benefits Might Include Cool Free Stuff

Do NOT Make This Disastrous Beginner Mistake With Your Retirement Funds

The Financial Order of Operations: 10 Great Money Choices for Every Stage of Life

Advanced retirement moves

How to Painlessly Run the Gauntlet of a 401k Rollover

The Resignation Checklist: 25 Sneaky Ways To Bleed Your Employer Dry Before Quitting

Ask the Bitches: “Can I Quit With Unvested Funds? Or Am I Walking Away From Too Much Money?”

You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan

Season 4, Episode 8: “I’m Queer, and Want To Find an Affordable Place To Retire. How Do I Balance Safety With Cost of Living?” 

How Dafuq Do Couples Share Their Money? 

Ask the Bitches: “Do Women Need Different Financial Advice Than Men?”

From HYSAs to CDs, Here’s How to Level Up Your Financial Savings

Season 3, Episode 7: “I’m Finished With the Basic Shit. What Are the Advanced Financial Steps That Only Rich People Know?” 

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Investing for the long term

When Money in the Bank Is a Bad Thing: Understanding Inflation and Depreciation

Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not 

Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA

Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds 

Wait… Did I Just Lose All My Money Investing in the Stock Market? 

Financial Independence, Retire Early (FIRE)

The FIRE Movement, Explained 

Your Girl Is Officially Retiring at 35 Years Old

The Real Story of How I Paid off My Mortgage Early in 4 Years 

My First 6 Months of Early Retirement Sucked Shit: What They Don’t Tell You about FIRE

Bitchtastic Book Review: Tanja Hester on Early Retirement, Privilege, and Her Book, Work Optional

Earning Her First $100K: An Interview with Tori Dunlap 

We’ll periodically update this list with new links as we continue writing about retirement. And by “periodically,” we mean “when we remember to do it.” Maybe remind us, ok? It takes a village.

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#retirement #retire #how to retire #retirement account #retirement fund #retirement funds #401k #403b #Roth IRA #Traditional IRA #investing #investors #investing in stocks #Capitalize #401k rollover #personal finance #money tips

[shinobicyrus]

Hey, yanno how Climate Change is a real thing that is tangibly, at this moment, affecting our world?

Well it turns out, the wealthy and their investment firms have been seeing the mounting evidence that oil companies have had for decades and are slowly starting to think more long-term about their portfolios in the face of rising sea levels, more extreme weather, and the myriad of ways climate crises are affecting...well. Everything. Maybe this means they invest more into sustainability, green energy, building more resilient infrastructure, or carbon offsets. Some of it, of course, is simple corporate greenwashing, but there are those that are taking this trend and packaging it into something called ESG (Environmental, Social, and corporate Governance).

Now some people would say this is predictable, even sensible. Just the good ol’ Free Market(tm) rationally responding to market forces and a changing world.

But those people would be fools! Insidious fools! For conservative sorcerers have come out with a new cursed phrase to explain this new market trend: Woke Investing.

What makes this investing “woke?” Well, much like how conservatives normally flounder when trying to define a word they stole from black people, “Woke Investing” essentially just means any kind of capital investment that they, the fossil fuel billionaire class and their sycophants, don’t personally profit from.

One of these aforementioned sycophants is Andy Puzder, conservative commentator, fellow at The Heritage Foundation, and former fast-food CEO. He calls this kind of so-called woke investing “socialism in sheep’s clothing,” further explaining in leaked audio of a closed-door meeting:

“My father's generation's challenge was the Nazis, who, by the way, were, of course, very proud socialists[citation fucking needed]. The challenge of my generation was the communists, who were, of course, very committed socialists. The challenge of your generation is ESG investing, and it's more insidious than communism or the Nazis.”(source)

You heard it here first, folks. Not investing as much in fossil fuels is more insidious than the Third Fucking Reich.

As usual, the Heritage Foundation is putting their petro-chemical donor’s money where their mouth is. Bills are being proposed to blacklist banks that don’t invest in key state industries, such as West Virginia coal or Texas oil. Fourteen states have already passed bills to restrict ESG-type investing, with Florida Governor Ron “Bullies Kids for Wearing Masks” Desantis leading the charge.

In other words, Climate Denial has reached such a point that so-called Free Market Conservatives who claim to hate big government are trying to make it illegal for banks, investment firms, and financial institutions to make any financial decisions that acknowledges Climate Change is real.

#of course ESG has also been used to describe any kind of internal corporate action #to increase diversity in the work place or implementing new anti-discrimination policies #(which are usually more performative than actually meaningful but that's a separate issue) #a Republican Presidential candidate #Vivek Ramaswamy #has even made ESG investing his personal bugbear #writing such books as 'Woke Inc' and warning of socially conscious investors ''forcing'' companies they invest in #to devote resources to environmental and social policies that are anathema to the right #which is just...a brand new invented crisis by a political movement #in constant need of a crisis to rally their base and justify for draconian legal controls #to favor certain industries and undercut their competition #all under the guise of red scare-type moral and economic panic #ESG #Woke Politics #Climate Change #Capitalism #Republicans #Investment

[fxgstxg]

Feel like I shouldn't have to say this and I'm mostly just preaching to the choir but housing should not be an investment opportunity. Living, breathing humans reside in that house. You're disgusting if you're a landlord, even more so if you have your tenants live in dangerous conditions. If you're gonna own the property, it's your responsibility for maintenance. Point-blank and I don't wanna hear anyone tell me otherwise.

#capitalism #anti capitalism #anti capitalists be like #capitalist hell #late stage capitalism #capitalist dystopia #investment #real estate investing #investors

[whatbigotspost]

Y’all. If you think that the evils of big business starts and ends with the CEOs bloated salaries, you’re missing a wholeeeeeee lot.

#like are the CEOS evil but come on you gotta know #there is wealth above the studio CEOs #I know that’s hard to remember bc the CEOs are so over paid #but yeah #anyway fuck capitalism #the CEOs AND the investors

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

Capitalism is the best economic system for ensuring that resources are distributed according to what society needs most.

#class war #class warfare #classism #capitalism #flying dogs #angel investors #venture capital

[thepowerisyouth]

The concept of "financial independence" is inherently flawed in end-stage capitalism and features ideals which appear at anti-thesis--

Unless a person lives on a completely self-sufficient farm in the middle of nowhere and has never used a government service in their ENTIRE life, and never talked to another person before --

(and somehow got all this stuff by themself too??? How? Stealing? So many questions.. who the fuck raised them? Bears??)--

Then a person is NEVER independent, they are only ignorant of their true dependence on others across their lifetime (including bear parents)

Often tracing that issue of false beliefs back would probably label this individual as an "energy vampire" or "leech" on society as it sounds like a very "lazy" individual who is bumming off of everyone else and projecting that issue onto the working class

Looking at you "passive income investors"

Every dime of "passive income" is almost guarenteed to be a dime that can be traced back to a working class individual being exploited for undervalued labor.

#stocks #investors #passive income #financial independence #anti capitalism #socialism

[ennovance]

Where to Find a $4-an-Hour Math Tutor With a Ph.D.? Overseas

Traditionally in-person services are increasingly provided from abroad

https://www.wsj.com/articles/where-to-find-a-4-an-hour-math-tutor-with-a-ph-d-overseas-b5d9afce?mod=mhp

🚫 http://www.afterschoolalliance.org/AA3PM/Concentrated_Poverty.pdf #wfh #skills #DigitalTransformation #education #edtech #Children #school #remotework #cre

🔮 https://twitter.com/mohossain/status/1645976290506186753?s=46&t=GtuOmoaTjOwevz2JidiiDQ

#edtech #children #investor #ennovance #economy #debt #venture capital

[nando161mando]

So what you're saying is, you don't have a business.

You have a bunch of venture funded criminals looking to eventually sucker teacher pension funds and other investors with an IPO and laugh all the way to the bank.

#openai #venture funded #criminals #frauds #fakes #ipo #investors #gst #tax #capitalism #greed #greedisthecreed #greedy bastards #corporate greed #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich #poverty #welfare #anti capitalism #anti capitalist

[mysterious-percentage]

"Hey I think capitalism is bad. In particular, this specific aspect, for these reasons."

"Surely you don't mean what you just specifically said though!"

#This guy that replied has “investor” in his bio. Lol. Lmao. #bandcamp #epic games #songtradr #anti capitalism

[rideboomindia]

RideBoom is the most affordable taxi and bike ride-share app and the first bootstrap startup so far to launch its app in more than 6 cities.

Most of the on-demand rideshare applications are convenient and secure and are available almost 24/7 to book a cab or bike ride. Booking a cab via these applications is sometimes cheaper in comparison to taking a regular taxi, as the app shows fare prices according to distance and time.

But the fares shown in these ride-hailing apps are not always the same fares the taxi and bike ride fares fluctuate many times and there are many hidden reasons for this and one of them is surge prices.

When the users' demand is high the fares increase or auction this is called the surge price it's a trap or trick to charge the customers more because in the end the driver is still not making much out of this, and he will still get charged the higher commission for providing his services.

According to these surge price apps, it's the incentives for the drivers to provide the service? By charging more to the regular customers?

RideBoom doesn't have the surge price and charges its customers when they need us the most on the other hand the drivers always get paid the incentives and they have the chance to serve their own attached customers and can earn the whole amount of the ride.

It is always a better idea to compare the fare and check on the RideBoom app or you even can make a booking without checking because RideBoom provides the most affordable rides for taxi and bike service.

RideBoom is now availed in more than 5 cities with taxi and bike rides and very soon it's preparing to add a small delivery truck service as well.

Riders Advantages

Bonus ride credits of up to 500 Rs on downloading the app

Ride credits RB coins at the end of each ride

Select the driver's gender for your safety

Share the live trip details with loved ones  

Download the RideBoom app

Let's RideBoom Kolkata.

#rideboom #indrive #venture #angel investors #venture capital #Sequia #uber #ola

[brampton101]

Real estate investors in Ontario: strategies to avoid capital gains tax

Real estate investors in Ontario often have large capital gains when they sell an investment property, which could result in paying thousands of dollars in taxes. The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) considers these capital gains taxable income, and there are ways you can avoid paying these taxes on your profits if you sell your real estate investment property after holding it for a while. These strategies could be very valuable to real estate investors who plan to sell their properties soon.

Avoid Capital Gains Tax with your Principal Residence

You’re considered to have sold or otherwise disposed of a property when you dispose of it permanently. You may also be considered to have disposed of a property if you do something with it that would result in your not being able to use it as a principal residence again, even if you later put it back into use as your principal residence. It doesn’t matter whether or not you own another home. If you move out of your home for only a short period and then return, we consider you to have disposed of it at that time. If you move out and sell or give away all your interest in the property, we consider you to have disposed of it at that time.

If there is more than one owner on title, each owner is considered separately for purposes of determining whether they are disposing of their entire interest in a property under these rules.

Invest in Assisted Living Facilities

Assisted living facilities offer respite and assistance for seniors looking for a safer, more independent living option. However, there are downsides. If you’re thinking of investing in assisted living facilities for profit, here are some things you should consider. Sell your current home before buying an investment property: One common pitfall for real estate investors is trying to purchase multiple properties at once without first selling their primary residence. This can create cash flow problems as you attempt to juggle two mortgages on different properties while also covering expenses on your main home.

Invest in Purpose-Built Student Accommodation

Purpose-built student accommodation (PBSA) is a growing investment opportunity, and savvy real estate investors are taking note. Why? PBSA properties offer a number of desirable traits that make them appealing, including steady demand from students and access to government incentives. Here’s how you can buy into an investment property market that has room for growth.

Invest with Family Members

One strategy to avoid CGT is for individuals who are members of a family partnership or corporation (e.g., spouse, children) to invest funds into a property. A member of a family partnership will not have a taxable income event if they contribute funds; however, it is important that any funds contributed are kept separate from other assets within their own portfolio.

Get Professional Advice

Talk to a lawyer about how you might be able to structure your acquisition, holding and eventual sale of real estate. As a general rule, if you own an asset for longer than one year, you can sell it without triggering any capital gains taxes. If a lawyer tells you that there’s a way for you to hold onto an asset indefinitely, ask him or her how much it would cost each year for these services. How does that compare with what you’d pay for paying your taxes upfront?

If you are looking for strategies to avoid capital gains tax when selling your property, then this is the letter for you. Capital gains tax is a pesky and costly thing. It can cost investors a whole lot of money! But there are ways to avoid it. In this article, find out about one of them: investing through life leases which provide both capital appreciation and income generation. This is why life leases make good investments for real estate investors who don't want to worry about paying capital gains tax. Read this article to find out more about life leases and their benefits as investments for real estate investors in Ontario!

#realestate #real estate investors #tax #capital gains tax for non resident alien

[somerandomg33k]

Can I just say....

I know I moralize a lot when I critique the systems we live under.

But can I just say that Overdraft Fees are evil. You are charging someone more money for the crime of not having money. You are punishing the poor for being poor. All while profiting the bank's investors.

#capitalism #banks #evil #overdraft fees #bank investors #poor #punished for being poor

[soapdispensersalesman]

What the actual hell

#not the onion #i wish this was satire #the economist #world war #investors #capitalism #i hate it here #headline #perfectunion #Instagram

[lacnunga]

If you've ever felt like you're not good enough to apply for a job, I would like you to read up on 'Sir' Gregor McGregor and you will be dsiabused of that notion Real Quick

#im reading sir gregor mcgregor and the land that never eas #and i am GONE. this guy. this Guy #*slaps the top of Gregor McGregor* this guy can fit so many lies in him #(do not) get yourself a guy who will scam millions of pounds out of gullible people who will travel to america #for land in your fake country that youve self stylised yourself the prince of #not him getting a whole book printed about his fake country and the fake capital #and even before that all his self given titles and lying to investors and sending fake information to newspapers about his militry 'glories' #man. i hate this guy

[kuntya]

If I were the CEO of tumblr, I would just charge everyone $3 a year.

To hell with ads. To hell with AI. To hell with attracting new users.

Everyone would complain. But everyone would pay up.

And then the site could keep running.

#ugh #but would the investors or whomever be satisfied with $3? #capitalism #tumblr #also #fix moderation #fix search #bring back porn? #is it possible? #if someone couldn't afford $3 a year #their followers could sponsor them