#irl tickles i guess

[virgil-isnt-a-lee]

Kinda been procrastinating on this post for a hot minute but since I'm sick and icky, I guess I have time to sit and make it, yeah? God I'm never gonna live this down..

IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE Y'ALL

Okay so me and a certain someone were playing truth or dare, and like the bitch I am, I chose dare. And you KNOW WHAT THE DARE WAS??

"Ask someone you’re cool with IRL to tickle you 🙂" WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT?? EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS. SO I HAD TO THINK IT OVER. THEN THAT BLOCKHEAD SAYS TO ME

"Bonus points if you ask the one who said they know you love it" YOU DID NOT NEED TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT.

Then I was proposed an offer I literally couldn't refuse SO I TOOK THE DARE and I'm gonna tell you pookies how it went because it's been stewing in my brain for the last two days

So it STARTED when we were in math class and my friend (y'all know the one by now. Resident tickle monster. Mal knows his name, too) was already poking at my sides, which is expected of him by now, so I just looked at him and said "so are you gonna tickle me or not?" and he like looked at me, shrugged, and said "since you asked." AND I WAS TRYING NOT TO DIE YK I HAD TO BE CHILL ABOUT IT CAUSE I GOT A REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN. So he like, put his arm around my waist, pulled my over to him, and just started like SHAKING HIS HANDS INTO MY RIBS AND I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING DYING I WAS SO GLAD THE CLASSROOM WAS LOUD AS HELL because at one point even the teacher looked over at me and kinda rolled his eyes fondly. ANYWAYS

After that we were in my next class together, and I KINDA knew I didn't REALLY finish my dare and I was thinking about it, apparently I was thinkin real hard cause he pokes my back and goes "alright what's up? You good? You're distracted. Like more distracted than usual, what is it?" And I was like DAMN??? WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?? LIKE EXCUSE ME??

SO I TOLD HIM "can you like.. tickle me again? Idk I just kinda feel like it." AND HE JUST SHRUGGED AGAIN AND STARTED SQUEEZING MY SIDES AND SHIT and it's worse cause he sits BEHIND ME in that class so I was just like dying with my head in my hands and mdjfjdjfjsjd. That's it. And he LITERALLY SAID "You're welcome." When he was done???? HELL. I QAS SO FUCKIN FLUSTERED BUT LIKE HE DIDN'T MAKE ANY REAL COMMENTS ON IT

#HELLLLLL #HELP #I WAS JUST SO #MAJDNAJDJS #onyxs tag #fucking punk #sfw tickle community #sfw tickles #irl tickles i guess #storytime tag?? #virgil speaks #more like virgil grumbles but whatever

[tickles-tea]

🐹

How intimidating am I?

—

Ehhhh not even a little bit??

I need to up my game smh

#I’d expect this from someone who knows me irl but I guess I need to increase my aura of mystery on here 😤 #personal #not tickling

[waylouder]

i am pretty fucking clear about what kink this blog centers around, and theres no way u can scroll without seeing knismo content, but goddamn do i get embarrassed when i gain non-knismo mutuals

like sdfbjk do u know what i do here?? do u know what i post about babe??? its sillier than you think

#im still so flustered about this kink #which i guess works WITH the kink sdbjk #but like im SO embarrassed about it #i tell my irls that i read omegaverse on the daily but i cant tell them i think tickling is hot #sdkgbdjbksdfbhkdsfkjbsdg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ty[ing that is dfsjkb im STUPID #n is talking

[rainbowwing251]

I’ll be starting my next semester of college soon, and I’m so nervous about how well I’ll do, especially in American Sign Language…

I really wish someone could come over and tickle my stress away.

#tickling #I feel like my life would be 1000% less stressful if I was tickled often #but I don’t have any irl friends who know about this side of me #nor do I have that many friends to begin with #and I don’t feel comfortable asking my parents to help me with this #so I guess I’ll just have to sit here and suffer #As much as I don’t want to do that

[trebledeath]

of course someone who kins rick sanchez and bakugo would such selfish and closed minded opinions about coming out

this is the funniest fucking thing i've seen.

#anon #i think that this is abt the idea that i had a scathing take on the last ep of acofaf #i didn't like that rue's coming out was kind of highjacked by political coming out #being like 'omg one of my colleagues just came out as trans #i'm going to come out as a communist to them #i guess i'm close minded for that #i'm so tickled by this #all my irl friends may laugh #i forgot that the shit i say online is read with a serious tone and not the joking tone #all the shit kins i have were government assigned #i don't like the characters #but uquizes and other people telling me who i kin #i keep them there bc they're funny #i have intelligent toxic male energy

[megistusdiary]

I'm obsessed with jing yuan! Like how could a person can be so perfect (he dodged all my pulls and sent me a himeko 😭)

I wanna ask for cockwarming and breeding cause he gives me so much of that vibe. Him doing some paperwork while reader is sitting on top of him and waiting for attention😩

Don't hurry for the request and have a good day dear~

~💕

hey 💕 anon!! it's been a while, i hope you're doing well :)

also ME TOO. from the moment i saw him, i knew i needed to have him. i lost seele to welt at like 75 pulls, so i was guaranteed for jing yuan, but guess who took me 70 pulls to come home 🤭🤭 and it was all painstakingly grinded over days and days

anyways!!! he is so mf fine and would 100% be into that shit lol.

dom!jing yuan x sub!fem anatomy/pronouns reader

warnings: semi-public sex (in jing yuan's office), cockwarming, overstim, breeding kink (no condom usage here, but please be safe irl)

"stop moving around so much, sweetheart. i'm trying to finish up my work, and you promised you'd be good, hm?" jing yuan's breath ghosted over the shell of your ear as you whined softly.

you could feel the rumbles of laughter from his chest against your back as he moved his free hand to hold your waist firmly.

"you said it wouldn't be much longer." you protested, watching him begin filling out yet another document painstakingly slowly. "jing yuan." you huffed again, using a heeled foot to kick into his ankle lightly.

you gasped when he adjusted the angle of his hips, pressing himself deeper into you as he steadied you atop his lap. he cooed at the little noises you let you, rubbing your hip before moving that hand back to hold his papers down.

"please..." your voice had become soft as tears gathered in your eyes, threatening to spill over at any given moment.

you felt jing yuan's cock twitch inside of you, instinctively clenching down around him as he groaned, leaning forward.

his hair fell over his shoulders, tickling your skin as you arched your back. "i've been good." you told him, hands coming up to wipe your eyes carefully.

he sighed behind you, pressing a quick kiss just beneath your ear and setting his pen down. he leaned back in his chair, pulling you against him with one hand while the other smoothed down your front.

his fingers trailed closer to your clit, feeling you tense up the closer he came. your fists were balled up at your sides as you impatiently waited for him to finally give you the attention you deserved.

when his thumb ran across your pussy, catching on your clit, your hips jumped up against his hold. you could feel his grin against your skin, his tongue darting out as he toyed with you.

he swiped one of his hands across your chest, flicking his fingers across your nipples that were poking through your shirt. then, both his hands were on your waist, guiding you to ride him as he threw his head back.

"aeons..." he groaned, feeling you clamp down on him as he maneuvered your body up and down on his lap. "fuck, you feel so good."

he held you against his lap briefly, moving both your hips and his, pressing deeper into you at different spots. "let me know when i hit it, okay?" he asked. his voice sounded fuzzy to you after being edged for so long. you simply nodded, only half-remembering his request.

you fully recalled it, albeit subconsciously, when his tip finally prodded into the spongy part of you that had you crying out for him. "oh, there! there, more!" you whimpered, acutely aware that this was, in fact, a public workspace.

"you're so cute." jing yuan murmured behind you, canting his hips upwards into yours as you shuddered. "are you getting close? already?" he shook his head, tutting as his muscles strained.

you shifted around on his lap, bouncing on your own accord with his guidance. once you found your own rhythm, he let go of your waist, opting to busy his idle hands with your clit and neck.

he allowed his fingers to rub circles into your clit while the other hand splayed over your neck. the sheer feeling of his hand over your throat was enough to have you coming around him, shaking on his lap with tears running down your cheeks.

"thank you, thank you." little mumbles tumbled from you as you came down from your high, only to be overpowered by confused whines when he picked you up.

he set you down on your back on his desk, tugging open your shirt with ease. he leaned down over you, licking tenderly at your chest as you pulled at his hair, tugging it free from the ribbons.

he frowned when he noticed the ribbon tangled around your fingers, pulling it away from you and instead tying it around your neck. he ran his fingers across the fabric, hearing your breath hitch. "looks better on you like that."

"jing yuan-" you whimpered when you realized he intended to keep fucking you. "can't..."

"you can." he cooed, gently smoothing a hand over your head as he pushed your legs up to your chest. he slowly pressed himself into you, feeling you tremble beneath him and grip at his shoulders.

the sensation of the patch of hair on his pubic bone rubbing against your clit had you reeling, staring up and back at the ceiling as you inhaled sharply. his thrusts grew more uneven along with his breath as his grip on your legs tightened.

"i'm going to come, sweetheart. can i-"

"inside." you confirmed for him, tugging him closer to you. "please." you added as he leaned down to capture your lips in a messy kiss that had you gasping for air.

he only continued for a few moments after before he was spilling himself into you. the feeling of being so full and warm was uncomfortable at first, leaving you shifting and shivering as he pulled back, helping you into his lap once more.

his hand smoothed down your back as you came back to him. "i think the food is cold by now." you frowned, hearing him chuckle as he played with the ends of your hair.

the brown bag of his favorites sat untouched on the counter, left there the second you walked into his office in favor of seating yourself on jing yuan instead.

the man simply grinned, eyes smiling with his lips as he kissed you once more. "they make food heating devices for a reason."

"i doubt getting distracted by fucking was a reason to make something to heat up your cold food." you snorted.

"...you never know..."

#honkai star rail smut #hsr smut #hsr jing yuan #jing yuan #jing yuan smut #jing yuan x you #jing yuan x reader #fem reader #honkai smut #💕─ 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 ๑ׂ’ #✎─𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 ❛ ༉‧₊˚ #💌─𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘭! ༊*·˚

[bro-atz]

going insane

in which: dpr ian said to not go insane, but he and seonghwa made you go insane anyway

pair: dpr ian (christian yu)/afab!reader/park seonghwa

word count: 1.8k

content: smut, nicknames (baby, darling), oral sex, living room sex, praise kink, breeding kink, mommy kink + daddy kink guess who's mommy and guess who's daddy, unprotected sex (remember to wrap up irl!), cum eating, filthy-ish?, completely consensual!

author's note: yes i know i have a lot of other things to get out but... come on you can't expect me to let this go @hwaightme i blame you also if you're uncomfy abt the kinks i'm so sorry but....... listen........ i had to

network: @cromernet

taglist: @k-hotchoisan @eyeryis @sinnarols @aaasia111 @sunshineangel-reads @hwallazia @dazzlingstarrs @yessa-vie apply for the permanent taglist here!

You didn’t know how it came to be, but one second, you were sitting at home watching a movie, and the next you were straddled on Christian’s lap, his eyelashes fluttering against your skin as he left soft kisses along your neck.

“Ian…” you breathed out as you felt his hands trace the curve of your waist. “T-the movie…”

“Darling,” he drawled out before moving his head to meet your half-lidded gaze. “What did I tell you?”

“D-daddy… The movie—” you cut yourself off when you felt his hands slip under your shirt and cup your bra, a sharp gasp hitching your voice.

“Don’t worry, darling,” you heard another voice behind you. “Mommy’s got it.”

You didn’t have to look back to know that Seonghwa had entered the living room. The voices from the movie disappeared, and seconds later, Seonghwa arrived by your side. He sat down next to Christian and placed a light hand on your thigh. Seonghwa rubbed your thigh, his fingers getting closer and closer to your crotch with every stroke, making you whimper uncontrollably.

“You should say “thank you, mommy,” after I do something for you,” he purred, his fingers tickling your ear as he brushed your hair back.

“Th-thank you, mommy,” you whispered.

You continued to whine and whimper as you felt Christian’s hands wrap around you, his fingers nimbly unhooking your bra. Seonghwa helped him pull your shirt off, the man under your seat pulling your bra off shortly thereafter. Christian moved down to take your breast into his mouth, his teeth gently coming down on your tit while his hand firmly kneaded your other breast. Seonghwa, meanwhile, proceeded to leave sloppy kisses on the other side of your neck, his fingers rubbing your clothed crotch meticulously.

“M-mommy, d-daddy— I want more,” you begged helplessly as you felt a pool of your arousal slowly soak your panties.

“What do you want daddy to do, darling?” Christian rumbled.

“Fuck me,” you whispered. “Fill me up.”

“And what should mommy do?”

You turned your head and looked at Seonghwa with teary eyes, the thoughts in your head melting with each passing second. Wordlessly, Seonghwa pressed his soft, thick lips against yours, his tongue immediately slipping into your mouth. His tongue sought yours out and tangled with it, his hand unbuttoning your jeans and pushing past your panties.

“Our darling is so needy,” Christian chuckled when he saw Seonghwa pull his fingers out, a trail of your arousal connecting his fingers as he spread them. “Come here, daddy and mommy’ll make you feel better.”

Seonghwa pulled you off Christian’s lap and had you straddle him, your lips still locked in a frenzied tango. Christian stripped completely and laid down on the couch, his hands grabbing your waist and pulling you away from Seonghwa, allowing the other man to also strip. Christian started pushing the waistband of your pants down while Seonghwa finished the job, leaving you completely naked on top of Christian. He turned you around so that your back was pressed against his chest, leaving you up to face the other beautiful man, a soft smile gracing his lips as he eyed you up and down.

“Darling, you look so beautiful all desperate and wanting your mommy and daddy,” Seonghwa murmured.

As Christian rubbed his cock against your soaking cunt, Seonghwa watched and stroked his cock, his lower lip tucked in between his teeth as he imagined all the ways he could wreck you. It was when Christian suddenly shoved his cock into your tight hole did you actually cry, tears slipping out of your eyes as your brain completely wiped clean.

“Does daddy feel that good, baby?” Seonghwa asked as he wiped your tears.

You could only respond with a weak nod. Christian thrust powerfully underneath you, his low grunts making you lose more of your sanity. Seonghwa climbed on top of you and only made your mental state worse when he rubbed his own throbbing cock against your clit, his chest pressing down lightly and rubbing against yours as he rolled his hips into you. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head when Seonghwa kissed you passionately once more, and when Christian’s cock rubbed within you just right and hit your cervix, you came, your legs shaking uncontrollably as your arousal squirted out of you.

“Fuck, darling, don’t clench so hard,” Christian bit out. “You’re gonna make me cum.”

“Cum, daddy— Fill me up,” you cried as you reached behind you and ran your fingers through his hair. You held onto his roots and intentionally clenched again while saying, “Stuff me full with your cum.”

Seonghwa moved off you, allowing Christian to slam his hips up into yours, his hot cock spurting long ropes of cum inside you. When Christian pulled out, Seonghwa immediately gathered his cum and stuffed it back inside you while saying, “Good girl, but now you need to take my load.”

Turning you over, you were shoved into Christian’s arms as Seonghwa brought your ass up and quickly shoved his own cock into you. You moaned loudly and collapsed on Christian as your arms gave out, the handsome man beneath you holding you close. Your nipples rubbed against Christian’s chest as Seonghwa’s his gyrated against yours, his burning hot cock making you feel like your insides were going to catch on fire.

“Darling,” Christian whispered in your ear, his tongue leaving a lazy trail from your neck to your ear. “Daddy wants you to suck his dick. Will you do it?”

“A-anything for daddy,” you whispered.

Christian sat up, his back pressing against the arm rest, his cock in hand as he held it before your face. You left the tiniest kiss on the tip before taking his full length into your mouth, immediately gagging as you did so. You quickly took him out of your mouth and gasped for air, your trail of spit still connecting the tip of his cock to your tongue.

You weren’t the only one gasping— when you gagged, you also clenched the walls of your pussy, sending Seonghwa to heaven and hell in an instant. He held your ass tightly and dug his fingers into your soft skin as he proceeded to fill you up, a loud groan leaving his body and echoing in the static living room as his cum mixed with Christian’s.

“Come back, baby,” Christian murmured as he tapped your cheek with his cock. “I still want you to suck me off.”

Nodding, you took Christian into your mouth again, your hands digging into the sofa cushion as you barely held yourself up. Suddenly, one of your hands left the couch, nearly making you buckle. You had to take Christian out of your mouth again to look to the side and see Seonghwa take your hand and forcibly wrap your hand around his twitching cock.

“Who told you to stop?” Seonghwa asked as he guided your hand.

Before you could apologize, Christian ran his fingers through your hair and gripped the back of your head, bringing you down to his cock, forcing you to suck. Christian moved your head as Seonghwa moved your hand, the two men using you like a toy to pleasure themselves.

“You’re doing such a good job for us, baby,” Christian complimented you in a low voice. “Just like that.”

“You’re making us feel so good, darling,” Seonghwa piled on. “You’re such a good girl.”

The praises from both men were turning you on, your pussy quivering with each loving sentence. The tension in your stomach built, and you desperately wanted to release, so you brought your fingers to your clit and traced rapid circles, making the multitasking all the more harder for yourself. You gagged several times on Christian’s size, and you gripped Seonghwa’s cock rather than stroked it as you focused more on yourself, sending the two men into fits of pleasure. Christian shoved your head down as he came hard into your mouth, his cum hitting the back of your throat and making you gag even more before you swallowed. Seonghwa, meanwhile, stroked himself just a bit faster to release his own load on your face and back.

You, however, had yet to cum again. Your frustration was evident, apparently, as Christian and Seonghwa both took note of how desperately you were rubbing your sensitive bud while wiping Seonghwa’s cum from your face and sucking it off your fingers.

“Do you want more, darling?” Christian asked you as Seonghwa subtly moved your hand away from your clit.

“Yes, daddy. Yes, please,” you pathetically begged, the knot in your stomach only getting tighter.

“Okay, daddy’ll make you feel better.”

Christian sank down on the couch again and turned you around so that your pussy was over his face. You were clenching hard to keep his and Seonghwa’s cum inside you, but the second his lips met your folds, you had to let go of the load.

“C’mere,” Seonghwa instructed you as he took a seat on the couch. “Suck.”

Seonghwa’s hand collected your hair and held it back as you began to suck the man off, a shuddering sigh leaving his lungs as you started light and just took him in and out of your mouth. When Christian’s tongue pushed further into your cunt than you expected, your entire body twitched, and you took the entirety of Seonghwa’s length into your mouth.

“What a naughty girl,” he murmured as he brushed your hair out of your face. “Enjoying Ian eating our cum from your pussy, are you? How dirty.”

“M-mommy,” you took him out of your mouth to whine. “Don’t call me naughty or dirty…”

“You want me to call you a good girl?”

You nodded immediately. Seonghwa held your cheeks and forced your mouth open while uttering, “Swallow everything, and I’ll call you a good girl.”

Eager for his praise, you took Seonghwa back into your mouth and sucked earnestly, your hand stroking his cock at the same time. Your blow job got sloppier as you felt Christian’s tongue flick and toy with your clit, his tongue moving rapidly. Seonghwa’s cock muffled your moan as you came all over Christian’s face, his mouth decorated with your arousal fluid and the mixed cum of both the men fucking you.

The vibrations of your throat as you moaned became too much for Seonghwa. His grasp on your hair tightened, and he pushed you down slightly as he came, his cum coating your tongue. His cock still in your mouth, you looked up at him and swallowed loudly to show that you did as he asked.

“Such a good girl,” Seonghwa cooed as he pet your hair. “Right?”

“Yes, our good girl,” Christian agreed as he sat up. His hand found your neck, and he wrapped his fingers around and squeezed lightly as he whispered, “Our precious darling.”

#broatz #park seonghwa #seonghwa smut #seonghwa x reader #park seonghwa ateez #seonghwa ateez #ateez seonghwa #park seonghwa smut #seonghwa ateez smut #cromernet #dpr ian #christian yu #dpr ian smut #dpr ian x reader

[20nugs]

I love your writing so much! Can you do one with Chris where the reader just gets back from a long vacation, and Chris is super clingy and won’t leave her alone, so eventually she snaps at him then feels bad and you can end it however you want. It’s kinda complicated I hope this makes sense 😭

Irritated (Chris Sturniolo x fem!reader)

summary: request!

cw: kissing(😼), irritation, uh I think that's it lol

a/n: can you tell I like calling people goofs in my fics? I do it irl all the time

"Chris!" I call out tiredly. "I'm back!" It's currently four in the morning, and I shove my luggage in through the door and to the side, shutting and locking the door behind me. Chris is most definitely awake, he said he would be when I came back. I'm proven right when suddenly I'm barreled into.

"You're back!" Chris shouts, his arms wrapping around me, squeezing me into a hug before giving me a much needed kiss. I sigh softly and kiss his soft lips back with the same intensity. After a month with no physical touch, I can't help but press him impossibly closer to me, relishing in the way his body fits perfectly against my own. We stumble back for a moment from how forcefully embrace. We both giggle and Chris trails kisses down my jaw, tickling me. I finally pull him off of me with a exhausted sigh.

"I guess I should clean this up," I say, gesturing towards the mess my luggage made when one of my suitcases bust open with how carelessly I tossed it to the side.

"I missed you too, doofus," I smile, booping his nose with my finger, "but I need to clean, the walk way is blocked." I seperate from him and begin picking up my clothes, putting them back into my suitcase. I scowl, annoyed, when they pop back out again. "What the fuck," I mutter, shoving them back inside. Chris still clings to me, and as sweet as it is, he's in my way. "Chris honey, I need you to move for a second," I tell him. He doesn't budge, and he's still in the way of properly shutting my suitcase. "Chris."

A grunt is heard from Chris, and I hold back a sigh. "C'mon, Chris," I say, irritated. "Move, please." He doesn't move. "Chris I'm serious."

Chris still doesn't move, and the suitcase won't close. "Chris!" I snap, irritated and tired. "Get off of me!" I shrug him off of me and continue organizing my suitcase. Finally I get the large amount of my belongings to fit in my suitcase and put it with my others. I turn back around to face Chris but he's gone. I immediately furrow my brow with confusion. "Chris?" I call out, looking around the living room before heading up the stairs.

I enter the hallway and check his brother's rooms, only to see them asleep already with no sign of Chris. I finally make it to mine and Chris's room, the biggest and farthest out of all the rooms. I knock on the door gently, and then open it, to see Chris asleep on our bed, holding my pillow against him in the same way he cuddles me. I feel guilt weigh heavy on my chest, knowing all he wanted to do was to hold me.

I enter the room and quietly close my door behind me, stripping off my sweatshirt so I'm wearing sweatpants and a tank top. I pull back the covers and slide in the spot that my pillow is, throwing it to the side. His arms subconsciously tighten around me, and I squeeze him back, pressing a kiss to his jaw.

I watch as Chris slowly opens his eyes, and just stares at me, as if in a haze. "I'm sorry Chris," I mumble, pressing a kiss to his lips. "I was irritated is all. I shouldn't have snapped at you." I watch as Chris's face breaks into a smile before he practically squeezes the life out of me in a hug. "Chris!" I grunt, trying to laugh but also trying to breathe. Chris finally let's me go and before I can even take a breath he kisses me.

I laugh as he breaks the kiss to let me breathe. "Sorry," he says, breathlessly. "I just love you so much." I drop my head on his shoulder as I laugh, the look on his face getting to me.

"You're all flustered," I say, lifting my head again. I smile at him and brush some of his bangs out of his red face, kissing his cheek. "I love you too, goofball."

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a/n: SOOO it's late and it's a school night BUT what did yall think😍 am I good😍 can you tell I like using "sweetheart"😍

chris RAHH🧎‍♀️

i love writing yall I just need more time in the day cuz now I'm in school and I don't get out until 3:40pm...😭 as always you can send in requests and suggestions if you want, and im always open to constructive criticism! I love yall

ALSO: if you see an error, TELL ME😭

#chris sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #christopher sturniolo

[dameronscopilot]

Dads best friend Santi 🥵 just. Teasing you throughout dinner. In my household tea is a really big thing after dinner so like serving tea and the eye contact while handing him his cup and trying not to spill it everywhere? Trembling hands? Setting up the guest room for him and he walks in? Midnight hour makeout session? 🫢

(hello my beloved i hope this tickles your fancy. also i went super overboard so ENJOY I GUESS??? i'm going to Hell)

Dad's Best Friend

Santiago "Pope" Garcia x f!reader

Surviving visits from your dad's best friend, Santiago Garcia, is nothing but a losing battle for your resolve.

Content: NSFW 18+, smut, age gap, forbidden relationship, fingering, unprotected p in v, creampie (author does not recommend seducing your dad's bestie IRL please!!!!! mucho inappropriate, etc.)

Santiago's younger than your dad, but he's still older than you. And he's still your dad's best fucking friend. Despite those facts, all reasonable thoughts fly swiftly out the window any time he comes knocking for what's recently turned into regular visits.

(And sometimes, when you're a moaning, gasping mess pumping a slick, lubricated vibrator in and out of your cunt the morning before those visits—in an attempt to at least stave off some of the downright feral horniness the man brings out in you—you're fucking convinced that Santiago winks at you every time you open the door to let him in.)

You've choked on your food during dinner on several occasions while you've been distracted staring at the way Santiago has a habit of unconsciously playing with his butter knife at the table, spinning it around in his thin, dexterous fingers.

More than once, when your dad sometimes decides to turn the conversation to your love life (in which he'll typically grumble about how much he didn't like the last guy you brought home), you've caught Santiago staring at you. Hard. It's a fucking searing gaze—and you can't help but clench your thighs together underneath the table in response.

(And when he turns to your dad with what's turned into his classic response, "Call me when she's bringing boys home, and I'll come over and straighten them out," he always has the audacity to smirk at you afterward.)

You have no idea why you continue to offer to be the one to serve tea after dinner when Santiago's there, because it's an olympic sport trying to hide the trembling of your hands as you bend down in front of him with the cup. (And you're still trying to figure out how he stopped you from dropping it one time, firmly wrapping his hands around yours while his eyes remained trained on your face.)

Sometimes, Santiago stays the night. And after the first time he startled you while you were making the bed in the guest room, standing there leaning against the doorway with a lazy smirk on his face, you start making sure you're wearing one of the shorter sundresses from your closet whenever you have to perform the chore.

(One time, while you're bent over and reaching out across the mattress to fluff the pillows—and maybe you forgot to put on underwear that day, it's an honest mistake—you find yourself caged in against the edge of the bed. Santi's breath tickles the hair at the nape of your neck, and his voice is rough as he says, "I'm not going to be able to control myself if you keep doing this, sweetheart.")

(He walks away, and the rest of the visit carries on as if nothing happened.)

Even though the guest room is located directly beside yours, that alone can never stop you from resisting the urge to shuck off your clothes and plunge your fingers into your soaking wet mound the moment you turn in for the evening.

(Sometimes, after you're finished, you fucking swear you hear the wet slapping of skin through the thin walls between yours and the guest room.)

All bets are officially off when Santiago stops by one hot summer day to drop something off for your dad while he's at work, only to come in through the back gate to find you lounging in the pool in a bikini. The only thing more shocking than your invitation to him to come in for a dip to cool off...is the fact that he obliges you. ("I shouldn't be doing this," he says, "but you also shouldn't be moaning so loud the whole house can hear you when you're finger fucking yourself at night.")

(His idea of teaching you how to be more quiet is pulling you into his lap as he sits down on the ladder. And as you're both still submerged under the water, he challenges you to swallow down each and every moan as he hooks a finger into your bathing suit bottoms and fingers you right there in your goddamn pool.)

The next time Santiago visits, you both run into one another on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night. "I fucking can't stop thinking about you," he groans before pinning you up against the wall with a bruising kiss.

Stolen kisses become a ritual for the two of you when he's at your house—chaste ones in the kitchen when he slips in to put his dirty dishes in the sink, languid ones against the washing machine when he catches you doing the laundry, reckless ones on your porch when you find an excuse to walk him out the nights that he doesn't stay.

But Santiago Garcia won't have sex with you, and it's driving you insane. So if you purposely invite a guy over for dinner on a night that Santi's also there, well. The jealousy burning in his gaze all throughout dinner is certainly worth it. And when you walk into your room to go to sleep later that evening, you're startled to find Santiago sitting on your bed waiting for you, arms crossed.

Putting far too much trust in the meager lock on your door handle, Santiago Garcia fucks you right into your mattress that night. He fucks you so hard and filthy, your pussy is still throbbing when you wake up the next morning, cum dripping from your folds onto your sheets.

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#answers from the cockpit #copilot sleepover #santiago garcia #triple frontier #santiago garcia fanfiction #santiago garcia smut #santiago garcia x reader #dbf!santiago #dee writes

[touchoflaughter]

IRL Tickle Story

Had the worst but funniest day with my coworkers today. Why? There was lot’s of tickling involved (otherwise I wouldn’t tell you about it, right?). Ok, ok listen:

I‘m currently with two of my coworkers at a construction that’s overwhelming for all of us 😮‍💨

Ofc we were glad when we finally called it a day and were on our way back to the carpentry- until we got stuck in traffic. But not in a little tailback- NAAH. We were stuck for 3.5 hours!!

But we knew how to entertain ourselves. We had a little game going on for a while now: Everyday we have a try not to laugh challenge and the one who loses has to buy coffee for everyone the next morning. Both of them lost once already, only I remained undefeated. Naturally they wanted to end my winning streak now.

Unfortunately I was sitting between them when the driver poked me in the side with his elbow because I made a joke at his expense.

I couldn’t help but flinch hard. Unintentionally he hit a really bad spot. He seemed to be confused about my reaction and repeated the movement so I flinched again and guarded my side with my arm. Unfortunately the colleague on my right hand noticed what was going on and poked his elbow in my other side. I twitched another time before I protected this side as well.

„Hold on- does this hurt or tickle?“, my driving coworker asked. Man I should’ve said it hurt cause as soon as I admitted (deeply embarassed) it was tickling me- yeah guess what? They ruthlessly started tickling me. The time of little elbow-pokes were over. While the driver tried to focus on the low traffic as well, he only managed to poke with his fingers (what was too much to handle already!!) but the other one went all in with squeezes and stuff. Of course I didn't hold that laughter in for more than a few seconds. We always play that game until someone laughed 3 times so they immediately started the next round and instantly attacked my sides and ribs again! They found so much favour in it, they continued even when the game was long over.

It's obvious that I lost (Cheaters!!) but that's not the worst part: 3.5 hours I spent in the car, getting tickled again and again with absolutely NO way to escape. I tried all I got, I even called my boss to talk with him about the progress at our construction extra long but then they simply continued poking me so I couldn't focus and also giggled here and there. It was so embarrassing, I had to hang up. Oh dang no I just know they'll use that against me forever...

#tickle community #sfw tickles #tickle blog #irl tickles #tickles #tword content #tickle story

[onebraincell-itmiebcraft]

Okay time for the liveblogging of real life in order (liveblogging life SMP call that lifeblogging) I have never done this b4 be easy on me

Grian

I've already watched his perspective at like 5 in the morning but heyyyyy nothing wrong with rewatching with added non sleep deprived commentary but also not really memories of what I originally thought watching this too :^))

I remember being so stunned they called it real life and the anatomically correct heart 🫀tickled my funny bone heeheehoo hahaha

Thought when grian said replay 3rd life I thought they'd reenact it 😭

We live in a society taxes man (I could ramble about it)

GRIAN IRL FACE!!!

has anyone fell over btw?

No lie that B can BIG

Reminds me of slimecicle jshitt and traves VR Minecraft where Travis got progressively shorter what a laugh

Does Scott ever see his scream

Is it take the Mick or take the nick love that idiom

RENDOG!

Scar looks like a child doing that thing

Awww hug

ABUSE

scar take the headset off dzuh 🫀🫀🫀

Grian literally me balance issues

Yugioh????

I called it, scar would say he's American 😎

I'm eating dinner while watching this at the same time what fun w

Giran called solidaritygaming jimmy no way + he died first fr this time + loud "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Perfectly timed his mic peaking is iconic

Ha haa!

He ear him bread

Really putting the mine in craft for Minecraft

reminds me of secret life EP 4 and scar is sweaty

*scar noises*

How did scar drop his phone???

Check your wrist? More like check your a- (tom cardy référence)

I love the way VR makes you hit stuff goofy

Can you run in game if you irl

(watch him die)

Haha he died

Why Jim is he sabotaging him

Jim Jim Jim gym gym

Doesn't Jim die here oh LMFAO he does

Jimmy you are famous to me

(scout voice) Chicken

How did scar die???

I love how vr makes them expressive Jim pointing to village house is so funny

There's only one bed

Wtf is happening in top right corner in 9min 30 sec

Ayyyyy there's grian the maniac love the casual position of the arms

Last life you can join me moment

Egg

Grian gaslighting

Jimmy you wanna dance quote of the year

PvP is so silly

Skizz is fighting a losing battle Jim killed him icon

I love how grian and Jim's yells overlap there's probably something music theory there idk

Awww scar he's so funny

Go pick him up from daycare haha

Facing away from the camera we live in a society

OHHHHH impulse big smart man Jimmy's arm movements are so smooth it's solly

Jimmy immediately leaving for fish cocomelon brain I agree

Love the arm movements

Lol they actually like down

It's okay grian scuffed is worth celebrating

Has anyone layed on their side

Friend just texted me about my monologue what am I doing man I have an audition tomorrow

Anyway Minecraft vr

The lying down model inventory so goofy

Rewatching the bread scene no wonder tumblr loves it looks like Jim jam actually has a mouth 👄

Impulsesv guess the build sheep flashbacks

Best sleepover

Polyamorous tony (died)

Sleepover reminds me of crazy Christmas w/gem and pearl

Grown men learn how to close doors

Minecraft fatshaming grian smh my head

Man thought it was more than Joel there + o2 max(xing) scar love it (i use maxxing ironically) (it's such a stupid suffix to me linguistically funny) (I hate incels) (don't cancel me tumblr) (I love all genders)

Two steps: die, and die

Jimmy isn't on fire??

Casual "it burns so much!" Love it

Wait right Jim still has a wooden sword

Joel Joel Joel Joel you know that one part in waiting for Godot where they just go back and forth in saying aideu yeah

So silly

Jim saying get in British people man

"noffing" - joel is it a British thing

Love Joel screaming he's so malding

Just remembered how scary heights are in VR because I thought for a second "why don't they jump down? are they stupid?" (Meme Reference) (Didn't actually think that) ("Stupid" is kinda stupid but I digress)

Hole

Boob stroke

Does scar enjoy the swimming

Why *does* swimming cause motion sickness anyway

Why bucket scar (this is a bucket)

Brain eating amoeba

GOON SQUAD!!!

Love Grian's arm movements I really did thonk Jim was gonna win for the funnies

He says come here weirdly

The joy of killing

Is Jim punching

It's okay hiking simulation

Go Jim go what a gamer boy

I remember the triple dog door dugout is like... Gem's? Joel's? Uhhhh I fotgor

Concussion era

Fresh meat

I just love their dynamics

JIM STOP SOUNDING LIKE THAT it's like his eyes are 🥺 and his mouth is boowomp spongebob like he's got tears in eyes scrimblo sounding ass

Ohhh there's my favourite theatre kids

'orrible

Joel saying boys make me happy

Wait that can misinterpreted

Joel saying "boys" sounds pleasant to my ears

I remember watching this part and going GRIAN FIRST OUT HUH???

awww the funnies

Love the way gem says "we're the last Grians. Grians? Greens!" It's like... Spunky

Grian falling reminds me of my scuffed keyboard when it registers a button press as a hold and then I like never stop walking right *sigh*

The downward spiral by nine inch nials

Ascending is TRUE watcher lore

Oh the music is so cute

Bye scar! Bye Joel!

Okay never let me liveblog cook again i kinda listened to the vid instead of watching reading this does not make sense to anyone but me reference hell half formulated thoughts RIP BOZO HAHA

Maybe I'll like do it in 5 mins chunks for JJJJJJoel and the next ones onward I spent like an hour on this wayyyyy too long for incomplete sentences

End

#real life smp #real life #real life spoilers #rlsmp #grian #liveblogging #life series #life smp #trafficblr #what is wrong with me #rlsmp liveblogging

[colourme-feral]

✨2023: A Summary✨

Post your most popular and/or favourite edit/gifset/analysis for each month (it’s okay to skip months!)

Thanks to @lurkingshan for the tag! This is a pretty great way to do a wrap up of posts for the year past.

January

most popular — the NLMG title cards post (but tbh, I liked the idea, but not the calligraphy lol)

favourite — I identified one of my favourite locations

February

most popular — MLC and the chin tickles saga

favourite(s) — NLMG and some of its visual parallels and MLC and the passing of time

March

most popular — understandably, this post on MLC and some of its details

favourite — this post about chains of heart 😂😂😂

April

most popular — the use of light and warmth in ODT / Bokura no Shokutaku

favourite — brutalist architecture in Lockwood & Co. made my brain go brrr

May

most popular — (it was actually a poll, so I ignored that post) the very pride and prejudice of step by step

favourite — I was mad at Yutaka's parents for how they dealt with their adoption of him. Still valid to me

June

most popular — (again ignoring the poll) in an honestly shocking and unexpected twist, I actually considered the tops that Chot and Pat were wearing and what they might have meant

favourite(s) — the looks that minoru gives looking at yutaka talking to tane and part 2 of the Step by Step and Pride and Prejudice parallels

July

most popular — the hopes we had for kissing gmm grandpas in Hidden Agenda dashed by gmm

favourite(s) — this scene in Khun Chai that wouldn't leave my mind, leaving me not choice but to scream about it a year after watching the show and also my first loa/khun chai parallels post. If you listen carefully, you might still hear me screaming.

August

most popular — the packet of rice in loa

favourite(s) — the 2 part shared + spotted locations post for Baan Bellawin because it was so much work (part 1, part 2) but I guess I need to also do a shout out to the ifylita locations post for Yai's home

September

most popular — Troye Sivan's Got Me Started and its shared locations with Thai qls. This is actually the post I got the most notes for in 2023. really proud of it.

favourite(s) — loa brainrot so I made a loa parallels post, also loa and khun chai parallels post #2, another ifylita locations post for dear ol' robbo's home and genius chef junior (and then she cried)

October

most popular — I'm just gonna say that the best part of Zong Yi's cake shop are the catz. This post is also more proof that tumblr loves cats

favourite — @lurkingshan 's ask about my favourite location from a drama, which I used to do an entire list of locations I'd like to visit if I were in Bangkok, referencing some of my locations irl posts

November

most popular — Old Fashion Cupcake and its manga parallels, inspired by @troubled-mind. So fun to do!

favourite — I identified Babe's controversial house. I like it, but I know some people were screaming - and not in a good way 😂

December

most popular — I saw parallels between NLMG and Last Twilight and ran with it

favourite(s) — @my-rose-tinted-glasses was very kind to indulge me and asked for my favourite irl locations of 2023. I also couldn't help myself and started posting Last Twilight and Open Spaces. Excited about continuing these and also writing about these once I'm back home.

I'm sure some have already been tagged, but no pressure tags for @blmpff, @my-rose-tinted-glasses, @neuroticbookworm, @respectthepetty, @sparklyeyedhimbo, @telomeke, @troubled-mind and anyone else who might be interested!

This site was helpful for showing the top 10 posts of each month.

#the tag game #2023 in qls

[strangleetomz]

tickletober day 20- relentless

#augtickletober2023

ler!tubbo, lee!tommy

i am so sorry this is late

this also strayed from the prompt and is insanely short bc i couldnt really think of anything but its fine i guess-

Tommy was somewhat regretting his behavior on the IRL stream he’d done with Tubbo.

Somewhat.

He, maybe, might have, perhaps embarrassed the life out of Tubbo. Maybe.

And, the way he did that, it might have, may have, just maybe, been by briefly tickling him. Only for like, ten seconds!

But now, Tubbo had been absolutely, relentlessly wrecking Tommy for about two minutes. It was torturous!

And maybe a little fun…

“ToHOBY! NO!” These two words had left Tommy’s mouth around fifteen times now; he couldn’t really think of anything else to say. I mean, who would be able to think properly while their best friend is blowing raspberry after raspberry on their stomach while digging his fingers onto their hips?

“I don’t know, Tom. You look like you’re enjoying this quite a bit. Do you like this, Tommy?” Tubbo’s tone was teasing, but it was a genuine question. And if Tommy’s answer was no, he’d stop immediately. He stopped for a moment so Tommy could answer.

“Holy-.. Uh.. Well, y-.. Yeah, it’s.. it’s fun..” Tommy stumbled over his words. Can you even blame him, that’s such an embarrassing thing to admit!

“Aw, Tom.” That was all Tubbo said before going back to absolutely wrecking Tommy.

“TuhUHUBBO! FUHUCK, MAHAHAN!” Tommy screamed as Tubbo immediately went back to blowing raspberries on his stomach and so, insanely, precisely scribbling and spidering his fingers on his ribs. How in god’s name was he so good at tickling people!?

To Tommy, this had felt like it went on for hours. But in reality it was less than ten minutes.

“Do you apologize for being a dick on stream!?” Tubbo grinned as he squeezed up and down Tommy’s sides then vibrated his fingers on his underarms.

“YEHES! YES, I DOHO! PLEHEHEASE!” Tommy barely mustered the words out, but Tubbo heard him perfectly and stopped immediately. Tommy laid a giggly mess on the floor as he recovered, and Tubbo sat right there with him to make sure he was okay.

And okay he was.

He was happy. His smile was genuine, he had forgotten about any previous worries or stress. He felt as if all the weight that had been on him, had disappeared.

He was bonding with his best friend.

He was happy.

#strangleetomz #strangleetomz fics #augtickletober2023 #ler!tubbo #ler!tubbo_ #lee!tommyinnit #lee!tommy #mcyt tickle #dsmp tickle #sfw interaction only

[matchacowbee]

ohhh my GOD

so remember my irl tk post I had posted the other day??? WELL GUESS WHATTTT

that same roommate tickled me today. bro lemme just TELL UU 😨

ok so I was laying on my bed being lazy n sad mainly bc today was hard enough and I had no sleep. So my roommates were trying to get me to feel better and ask what I wanted to eat for dinner.

omg so I’m laying face down just on the edge of my bed and I’m not even looking at the other girls.

they kinda mess w me a bit just because I’m being a bit of a bum bc I was sad. So like they were just pressing down on my back and like shoving me over a little.

the roommate who first tk me comes over and says, “don’t tell me I have to act like an older sister right now.” THEN THEN she shoves her hands underneath my underarms and tks me there. She literally goes, “Are you ticklish~?”

UMMMMMM CRIMINALL STOPP?????

so like obviously I move my arms down and squirm away and then she says, “aw that means yes” MIND YOU THIS WAS STILL IN FRONT OF TWO ITHER GIRLS OH MYYYYYYYYYY

then, it doesn’t even END. Lord omg.

So I’m sitting on the couch next to 2 of my roommates, THE SAME GIRLS WHO WERE IN THE ROOM W ME. the girl she comes up to me as I’m sitting and traces the top of my knee w her nails, AND HER NAILS ARE REALLY NICE AND LONG.

Ok so like I giggle a bit and then I just move my knee and go, “haha don’t do thattt :3” SCREAMING LITERALLY SCREAMING

this girl….. DOES SHE KNOW MY WEAKNESS?? DOES SHE KNOW ABT THE BLOG ????? pls it’s times like this where I panic if someone knows about my blog…

anyways 🧍‍♀️

#matcha talks #omg tickles what #tickle #light tickles #tickles #tickle scenarios

[calibabii21]

dreamies getting wine drunk: ✨New Year's Eve✨ (reaction)

a/n: just, fyi, I know Jaemin doesn't like alcohol irl but this is just for fun and based on their personalities from my perspective so..no bs, thx? this also stemmed from a convo with @neoculturecollectives lol

warning: mature. mdni

Mark: While I know parts of Mark would be a tinge horny, I feel wine drunk Mark is probably more endearing. You could both be lying in bed scrolling through your phones one minute, then the next he’s tugging you up and dancing with you. From salsa to slow dancing to a krumping battle. LOUD. SINGING. As he notices the time, he’ll pull you close, calming back down. Planting light, wet kisses along your neck. He’s pulled you so close that you can feel his slight hard-on through his loose fitting pajama pants. Rocking the two of you side to side, he leans his head back and gives you a slow and sweet but firm kiss on the lips just as you begin hearing fireworks outside. “Happy New Year, baby. I know it’s- I-I know it’s not, you know, easy, but, thank you. Thank you for supporting me and sticking with me through it all. It’s such a blessing and I really appreciate it. So, uh, yeah. I guess that’s it heh heh.”

Renjun: Again I see this as maybe something solo. Having a good time drinking alone but then he gets lonely and tired of talking to himself so he video calls you with lightly flushed cheeks. You’re mainly silent as he rants to you, becoming flustered as the conversation moves to a more personal and intimate subject, “It’s been almost 6 months since I last got laid. I’m tired of using just my hand ya know?”

Jeno: Laying his head on your lap as you stroke his hair, watching the countdown on the couch. His arms are wrapped around your torso as he nuzzles his face into your tummy. When he pulls his head back you meet his dancing puppy dog eyes with an eyebrow raise before he gives you a big innocent-like grin, “Can I eat you out?”

Haechan: Quietly creeps into the kitchen as you’re in there grabbing a fresh bottle and a few finger foods to offset the alcohol. As you’re on your toes reaching for the wine he wraps his arms around you without warning, just rutting against your backside. His whines get louder as you do nothing in response to him, just continuing to prep your snacks. “Baby please touch my cock.”

Jaemin: Straight up chilling on the couch. Looking down at you, on your knees between his legs. He’d just be gently caressing your head, dabbing away the makeup running from your eyes as his opposite hand pushes your head forward to take more of him down your throat. There’s a slanted, dopey eye-smile on his face as he slightly slurs, “You’re granting me a very nice New Year’s wish.”

Chenle: Alternating between circling the couch and pacing in front of you. He was already a chatty individual, but he was just throwing everything at you tonight. It was actually kind of cute how he’d hiccup and stutter in between sentences. “And I know I play hard to get and talk sh-shit a lot, but I just want the guys to know I love them. A-AND YOU- I LOVE YOU TOO.” Before eventually calling all the members to tell them how much he loves them.

Jisung: There are a few words to describe his state. Clingy. Whiney. Needy. Take your pick. You’re in his favorite spot: his lap. This time back to chest. His arms are tight around you and his face buried in your neck. He’s whining in the crevice, making you giggle as it tickles. “Noonaaa. Pay attention to me.” That’s all he’d be saying but you’re too engrossed in the NYE performances happening on the Times Square Ball Drop. It gets to a point where he gives up, leaning back and grumbling. The night probably ends with him forgiving you after giving him apology head when you go to bed.

#z writes✍🏾 #nct dream reaction #nct dream #nct dream sexy #nct dream scenarios #nct dream mark #nct dream renjun #nct dream jeno #nct dream haechan #nct dream jaemin #nct dream chenle #nct dream jisung #andy🤎🗝️ #my beautiful black ally🫶🏾 #NYE reaction #NYE reads #NYE scenarios

[sunny-117]

Here are the fun facts about me🥰✨️

I'm quite tall for my age. I'm 5'11 aka 180 cm

I'm very VERY clumsy. Like... my phone falls down so often I had to buy a lot of new ones because they broke of my clumsiness. Now I have a safety phone case😅

My first ever celebrity crush was Johnny Depp because I watched Pirates of the Caribbean the first time as I was 12 years old

My nickname as I was a lot younger was literally "pookie" or "blabbermouth"

I literally have so many fears. Especially of the dark and spiders. I also had a needle phobia but that is now OK because of the surgery I had

I had a surgery last year on my throat. It's very difficult to explain that but now I have a large scar on my throat

I can't see blood. Literally. I feel ill if I see it

If I'm comfortable around someone I get super giggly and talkative

I love to laugh

Here comes a description how my laugh sounds like: mostly silent laughter or squeaky laughter. But if I'm comfortable with someone there is also the tea kettle laugh or thr literally "HAHAHAHA"

My absolute favourite food is Pasta and lasagna 🥴

I'm an overthinker

I had braces for 6 years

I love to work as a volunteer. Especially if there are kids involved

I'm a picky eater

I wear what I want to wear. So I never go with a trend what's on social media or something like that. But I love comfortable clothes. Especially turtle necks

I am self ticklish🙈 also if I tickle myself with a feather or brush

So don't you dare to use the next fact against me🥴🫣 the ticklish places I know from myself are my hips, neck, shoulders, back, tummy, sides and knees/thighs. Oh and underarms

a funny thing was when I wasn't 18 yet, I was signing in to a contest where you had to be 18 but the... the woman who did the signing in thought I was already 18 because of my hight😂

Baby's are creepy for me. The way they stare at you it's just... really creepy

I am lactose intolerant but I love cheese🥹🫠

The ones that know me Irl see me with an "angry" or really serious resting face. But even if I look so serious I'm really nice 🥺

I never broke a bone before. Even if I am so clumsy

I don't know if that's a secret talent but I can role my r's. Most people can't do that so I guess it's a talent, right?

Music is one big part of my whole life. I love to sing, dance and listening to music

I cry when I laugh more then 2 minutes

Friends would describe me as: friendly, golden hearted and cuddle bear

Yes I really love to cuddle but I'm really touch starved :'(

I need to take medicin every day

My biggest pet peeve is when people walk slowly infront of me. Like... I have long legs so I need to walk faster then others do

I'm insecure about my body. For example because of stretch marks on my belly or thighs

I don't really like waiting. Like... patients is a no go for me🙈

My favorite colour is purple💜

Oh and I forgot that I sometimes snort if I laugh

I get attached to people very easily

My love language is physical touch

I live in chaos😅🙈

My favorite tickle fantasy is that I'm just cuddled and gently being tickled as I'm being cuddled. That would be so nice🥺🥹

I am very emotional. So I cry very easily

My favorite series of all time is vampire diaries, Supernatural and Sherlock

My favorite film of all time are Pirates of the Caribbean, the Lord of the rings and the hobbit

I'm very VERY shy if I meet new people. If it's irl or on the Internet. So I'm sorry if I don't answer dms or something not immediately

When I sneeze it's like one really loud and snotty sneeze or two a little quiet sneezes

My spirit animal is a cat or a sloth😂

I get tickled very rarely. I hope I get more tickles in the future.

I don't know why but if I get tickled I kinda like it... don't use that fact against me🫣🥴

I whine... like literally

I can't really argue. So the other wins mostly an argument

One red flag about me which is really embarrassing to reveal now is that I get easily jealous. I know... its not good...

I'm single

I hate maths

My natural hair colour is blonde

I love drawing

I have one dimple on my left cheek

I'm a night owl.

I can't stand it If someone talks like... 3 hours about one topic

I'm addicted to ice tea. I love peach ice tea so much

Kids are really naughty if it comes to tickling. One short tickle story from last summer. We were eating on that event and it's so sweet that the kids are so eager if their attached to someone that they want to sit with them. So as we ate the two kids beside me asked me out of the blue: are you ticklish? I couldn't answer fast enough because they started tickling me

I love writing

And last but not least...

60. I wrote a love letter to a boy I've liked in school before but he never opened it...

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Here you go guys. Have fun reading❤️

#Milestone #Tumblr milestone #Fun facts #❤️✨️ #Love you all so much #Here you go