#it is perfect for eating with apples

[megansplants]

Long-term relationships are so funny.

We’re blissfully happy living together, our lives ended up meshing in a really lovely way. We haven’t had any kind of conflict since the initial stress of getting moved into our house. We’re affectionate and playful and make dinner together almost every night and making travel plans and talking about marriage and children.

I never really believed older couples when they say that when you’re with the right person, it’s not really the big stuff that causes problems, it’s the little stupid stuff.

Until I had to buy ANOTHER jar of the kind of peanut butter I like because Bridger ate all of it, instead of eating the kind he likes (and I don’t), and then did not buy a new jar. I went to the store to buy another jar and I was fuming all the way home and had to sit in the driveway for a minute to calm down because it was so stupid to be mad about peanut butter 😂

Long-term relationships are funny. 🥰

#ok but really though #he likes Adams #he says it’s healthier #and I like Jif #the texture of Adams is gross to me #I love how smooth Jif is #it is perfect for eating with apples #which is basically an entire food group for me because I eat it so often #but Bridger also likes Jif #he likes it better than Adams #but it’s ‘not as healthy’ as Adams #so he eats my Jif as a ‘treat’ #and when the Jif is gone #he starts to eat his Adams again #but doesn’t buy a new jar of Jif #SCREAMING INTERNALLY #those big jars of Jif are like $8 #and I get maybe 3 servings out of the jar before it is gone #so I go buy another jar for $8 #and I get maybe like 3 servings before that one is gone too #my budget for peanut butter has gone up exponentially since we moved in together #and it’s not even the $$$ because we’re lucky enough to be living quite comfortably #it’s that when I slice my apple and go to get the jar out of the cupboard and it is already gone I am so sad and I don’t like plain apples #so then I sadly eat my stupid bare apple

[mumintroll]

animal crossing new leaf fruit x

#animal crossing #perfect apples r my favourite fruit in the whole game theyre so beautiful ive never wanted to eat a clump of pixels so much

[front-facing-pokemon]

#chatot #now this is the guy. this is the little man that deprives the hero & partner of food because they “failed to bring back the perfect apples” #even though they were literally fucking sabotaged. we all know punishment doesn't work and is a negative reinforcement but holy shit even i #the world of “punishments” not letting them EAT FOOD??? i kinda think that's genuinely cruel. and it made me despise this guy for a while #i think everyone's either in the camp of loving this guy and being a chatot apologist or like. hating him because he was unnecessarily hars #to the player and partner team. and always seemed to take team skull's side. i think he's a funny little guy but also yeah that was some #bullshit and i don't. trust him until he apologizes. he's a suck-up to the guildmaster and that's like. it. he's not a good father figure #even though the game seems to want him to be

[relmint]

Silly Journey to the West AU where Tripitaka has had enough with demons kidnapping him and asks the pilgrims to teach him self-defense

#relscreeches #Bajie chokes on the apple he is eating #Sha Wujing just stares at Tripitaka in silent shock #Bai Long Ma--well he doesn't care he's just vibing #Sun Wukong couldn't stop himself from laughing at first before he stops and realizes Tang is being serious #cue in training montage #and probably Tripitaka puking and fainting on his first day #and the pilgrims r fcking panicking being like #Sha Wujing: IS MASTER DEAD? #Zhu Bajie: THIS IS PERFECT WE CAN ESCAPE #Sun Wukong: THE HELL YOU'RE ON ABOUT IDIOT? HELP ME GET SOME WATER #chaos

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - The Kind Mr. Smith (1957)

#vincent price #the kind mr. smith #bi king #fuck #hes so cute #does he have to eat an apple like that? all hot and shit? #AHHHH #hes so perfect #and those long arms #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #bicon #bisexual #god

[appleonjust-ice]

assorted dunmeshis‼️‼️💥

(closeups under cut)

#chilchuck you are so funny to me ily #AND FALIN ?? IDK her clothes r so pretty(+so is she) #her robe is such a pretty colour i love it #wouldve drawn chimera falin however im like. the opposite of laios #yk how he drew falin as like. detailed bird shitty person. im the opposite #dont ask me to draw bird unless its been cooked #speaking of cooking. that meal in the corner is probably one of my favourite in the series overall #treasure bug crackers are also up there(do they count as a meal?? or a snack) #i would LOVE to eat treasure bugs are you shitting me that seems amazing #anyways like many other dunmeshi fans i now have a senshi in the mind reminding me to eat and encouraging me to cook more #ALSO. okay so i knew chilchuck was like what. 3'7“? however i dont live in the united states of freedom so feet n inches mean nothing to me #BUT THATS LIKE. 110CM #HES LIKE. ONE OF MY ARMS AND A HALF TALL #HES SO SMALL I LITERALLY STOOD UP AND MARKED OUT A LINE ON MY WALL AT 110 CM JUST TO SEE #AND IM LOOKING STRAIGHT FUCKING DOWN #IM NOT EVEN LIKE MASSIVELY TALL IM 168CM BUT LIKE #its so bad literally how do any of the (VERY TALL??) members of the party look at him properly #hes so fucking funny hes divorced hes a girldad #perfect character we stan a short king #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi fanart #falin touden #laios touden #senshi dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #marcille donato #apple fuckin doodles #i love this show/manga/series/whtv so much thank you ryoko kui

[headphonemouse]

Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes

#talking tag #orv groundrat meat and yanaspleta stem #literally the only type of meat they eat in one piece #it's funny how in orv when kdj makes bbq skewers they all look like this but when yjh makes skeweres they look like normal ass skewers with #vegetables and everything #it's yjh the only person who has any culinary sense? the real answer is no. kdj is actually capable in the kitchen. the funnier answer is #that yjh was so fed up with being the only person in the universe to have taste buds and maybe a normal sized mouth that he spent an entire #regression turn learning how to perfect his cooking [this part at least is canon] just so he could convince at least one of his companions #to raise their standards and stop eating barely-chopped‚ unseasoned‚ straight off the bone monster meat #i think yjh would refuse to eat an apple unless it was peeled and sliced into cubes with little toothpicks #he wouldnt touch a sandwich until you passed it through a panini press #maybe it has something to do with diligence and intentionally putting effort into something often overlooked #its a lot of effort to cook delicious meals when the world is quite literally falling apart and reshaping itself but in a situation where #he doesnt even have control over his own death‚ he can only treat what he does have control over with the utmost diligence #cooking and eating good‚ healthy‚ SAFE food is something that is entirely his‚ i think #he doesnt need it to survive like fighting. its not a relic of his past that has lost its application like gaming. its a routine‚ a ritual #repeated daily #something that you do every day and by continuing to do it you create things that are more and more enjoyable. something that makes people #smile and feel satiated. something that gets everyone to sit close and share the joy of a single moment. a single meal #is it possible to get tired of that after repeating it so many times? every day? every day every month every year every turn #why doesnt he eat food made by other people? #because its not delicious #and the dumplings? #those were made by someone he loved. someone he loved put their time into mizing the filling and shaping the dough #someone he loves wants him to be safe and fed. and offered him dumplings that they made #was it delicious?

[ash-and-starlight]

Dry crumbly sandy apples and pears are the worst but sometimes I buy them by accident and then need to adhere them into a solid slice with peanut butter to get through them :(

oooo i feel your pain, i never considered peanut butter to cover the shame (-> hellish taste/mouthfeel) but i’ll keep in mind to try it out 👀👀 usually i bake the wretched apples into a cake & give the cake to someone who likes it so. win/win lmao

#not to brag but after years of being picky i now manage to pick the perfect apple by color alone #call me the apple whisperer #sometimes tho they just betray you and taste bad anyway 😔😔 #i used to eat them sprinkled with cinnamon as a snack!! and pear with cheese is also 🤌 decadence #ash replies

[pb1tchgalore]

how to get my mom off my back about losing weight tutorial no borax no glue

#!lia's thoughts¡♧ #and its crazy cause the apple never falls far from the tree #little lowcal joke for ya 🤭 #shit post #girlblogger #body dysmorphia #disordered eating cw #disordered eating thoughts #i need to lose so much weight #i wanna lose weight #i wanna ⭐️ve #i wanna be pretty #i wanna be perfect

[theguardianace]

i love fruit but i hate fruit texture. do you see the problem here

#MAN i would love to go at a thing of strawberries rn #but i don't like the strawberries that are too squishy or too firm #like. the texture has to be perfect #and grapes! grapes are usually good but if i eat a squishy grape im not going to eat grapes for a month #apples are lovely but i dont like the brown parts so i always have to either eat around those or cut them #rasperries and blackberries are kind of hard to screw up those get a passs #and also oranges. in theory i love oranges but also sometimes tehy'r ebad and you just don't know until its bad

[vanity-complex]

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#so today I went to the doctor and found out I am still the same weight I’ve been for four years #and this is good news because I am perfect weight for my height #but recently I’ve been feeling so bad about my body and thinking about how round my tummy is and how much I dislike how I look #and I’ve thought it’s because I’ve gained weight and this time I was so sure of it and I was so ready to go to the gym to lose a few pounds #but instead it is all literally in my head and self manufactured #and this perception that I’ve gained weight is all just a lie fabricated by my mind #and it’s so frustrating because I thought I was doing so good with my eating disorder #but instead I’m still just mentally I’ll and I feel like crying #because even though I beat the physical battle I will never be done with the mental battle #and like I don’t even think about others weight #I have worked so hard to combat all the internalized fat phobia from my adolescence and adult hood and still I struggle with this #and I’m so mad I could scream #because if I can see the beauty and love in everyone else #why does eating an apple for my own nourishment feel like a crime?! #literally this is so hard and I just don’t know how to fix it #anyways

[natura-est-sacellum]

Oh...my...God. Of all the things to scream "CuLtURaL APprOpRiATioN REEEEEE!!!!" at...this is by far the stupidest.

Heads up to all people of color, including white folks: you don't own lip gloss. You don't own brows. You don't own hairstyles. You don't own handbags or shoes, or whatever else you want to say is "cultural appropriation" if someone from a different culture wears it. Unless it has spiritual significance, like kohl liner for middle-eastern women, kabuki-style makeup for asian women, or native american warpaint (not technically makeup, I guess; just covering my bases)...you. Don't. Own. It.

Like, it's lip gloss. You weren't the first people to wear lip gloss, or even wear it a certain way. And even if you were, that doesn't give you the right to cry about it.

#That would be like Asians getting angry at Italians #and further the rest of the world #for eating pasta #or mixing pasta in a sauce. Or fir that matter #Italians getting mad at the French for stealing their use of sauces in most if their dishes. Or the French getting mad at the English for u #honestly #they would have a right to get angry about because America does get a lot of the glory when it comes to apple pie #and pies in general #when they are definitely a European creation...we just perfected them 😘).

[rocaillefox]

yknow what i should include in the eeveelution vn. food and fancy dishes based on pokemon mystery dungeon berries etc. ooooooough i could have a whole menu of foods based around them hehehe

#ramblings #dont know when itd ever be Used except in the worldbuilding portion #unless i integrate a gifts system or a cooking minigame? #which would make sense for flareons route at the least! #but oooooh fantasy foods... and treats based around the already existing pmd goods... #i could even design whole regional cuisines depending on which continent! or themed around them #oooh and i should definitely include references to the pmd games! but not like too overt #just in terms of the worldbuilding and lore #and the history class maybe #mar does writing #mar does cooking #but seriously a perfect apple compote over some sort of grainy meal. like fresh jelly #and the LAYERS OF BEING ABLE TO USE MAGICAL EFFECTS IN COOKING #like!!! maybe soups are common in more watery areas and broths and things #and some pokemon eat rocks! #does sunlight in different weathers have different flavors for plant types? #*grass not plant. lol

[lesbiancressidacowper]

bbc merlin was like we are a family show we can’t have characters cheat on each other or say bad words. however we will show bradley james’s tits ten times per season. and once upon a time was like we are a family show we cannot have shirtless men unless they’re like dying. however we can say bitch and david WILL commit adultery. and we will forgive him in the end <3

#i can count on one hand the amount of shirtless men were in seven full length seasons of ouat #in fact i’ll tell you right now. graham in one scene in like episode four. david when he was dying from poison and we needed the visual of #it reaching his heart. children don’t count but there was the time henry was in the hospital after eating the poisoned apple turnover. #the guy from brave was in two episodes. you’ve seen brave yes? you know the guy #and that is quite literally it. you can trust me i’ve seen every episode of this show a dozen times #the point of this post is to say that we americans may not be perfect but we can say bitch on primetime family tv #not that i’d want anyone on bbc merlin to say that word it would be so misogynistic. but the adultery point. normalize cheating #beth.txt #🍎

[atrium-hq]

that was genuinely the most heart wrenching shit. no amount of spoilers couldve prepared me for the weight of rumi’s reaction. feeling Hollow and Evil

#and also impressed at grizz’s performance because it was like beyond perfect #shoutout grizzlyplays for being way too good at making a tragedy more tragic #eating my apple slices #<- distraught #yeah will be thinking about this for the rest of time #jrwi apotheosis spoilers #jrwi apotheosis #jrwilb

[aetheternity]

He's a ten but he doesn't like cheese

#It's terrible because I love mac and cheese #but he won't eat it if i made it because he hates cheese #nobody's perfect #genshin impact #venti #gi venti #I mean I don't like apples #so technically he could say something similar