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ski-ip · 1 month

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something something dark magic

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi fanart #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #delicious in dungeon #comic #she's not wrong #i really like drawing in that perspective ngl it's so funny

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cemeterything · 7 months

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my dad was doing that thing he does where he starts boasting about how there's nothing he can't do and he's an expert in everything and i said "oh so like barbie" and he went so quiet you could hear something shattering inside him

#🐉#its mostly hyperbolic but that man really does believe hes never wrong so it was very funny to turn that on him

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clown-owo · 1 year

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

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shepscapades · 27 days

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Collection of warmup doodles that I had way too much fun with (from these hc chatlog screenshots from the past few days! [x] [x] )

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decaffeinatedpartymuggoop · 19 days

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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months

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That's the wrong FNAF Mike, Vanny

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #security breach #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #based off that ancient tumblr post by jacicfrost if yknow yknow #Vanny stabbed the wrong guy oops #luckily Michael is a corpse so this doesn’t affect him #the two game fnaf pals are funny both are just built so different #gotta love a girl losing her mind #gotta love a fail girl #Mike is somewhere sleeping peacefully not knowing he could of been stabbed

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bridoesotherjunk · 8 months

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Tell me I'm wrong.

#astarion #megamind #roxanne ritchi #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #tell me i'm wrong #you can't #bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate #this scene from megamind is still so funny to me #god i love megamind #i need to watch it again #this movie was so good

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fairycosmos · 2 years

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god i love being at home!! catch me at HOME!!

#literally so good and whats wrong w that. its my comfortable funny little place. im not an introvert for staying there #who wouldn't!!

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inkskinned · 10 months

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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho)#healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage....#1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception''#3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.''#idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band''#edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry.#but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally.#i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet .#i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound.#but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too.#here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort)#choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

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ruby-red-inky-blue · 1 month

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one of my favourite things about AO3 tags is their dedication to canon accuracy, even when that means it devolves into complete mayhem like

Percy was not named with a fan following in mind, this was clearly a running gag but it's his name so they have to use all of it

#adding the 'percy' in there is just adding insult to injury tho #i'm sorry this is so funny to look at #and yes i do think the joke is hilarious actually. aristocracy names are the funniest thing in the world #ao3 #(on that note tho dear anglophones please stop capitalising the 'von' in titles)#(taliesin gets a pass because he couldn't have known how much this would blow up it was a home game but. psa i guess)#(today seems to be my 'be pissy about ways to get (pseudo-) german names wrong' day idk)#vox machina #critical role #percival de rolo #(the joke is funny but i will not bother i'm sorry)

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hermemescabin · 4 months

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Times Percy could have told Annabeth he loved her for the first time:

When they reunited after 6 months apart.

When having a private romantic snuggle sesh in the stables.

When he’s saying goodbye to her as she leaves on her solo death quest.

When he refuses to let her fall into Tartarus alone.

When he’s trying to convince her to leave Tartarus without him.

When he actually chose to do it:

After making out with her in front of Piper.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #pjo #percy x annabeth #pjo spoilers #hoo spoilers #I guess lmao #do not get me wrong I love that scene #but I find it so funny that he had so many opportunities to do it in private #but he chose to do it in front of Piper #iconic

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willowser · 3 months

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i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.

like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.

which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.

i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.

but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—

it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.

you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.

he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.

and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.

#UGH you make him feel like he's going insane #he's laying in bed at night wide awake staring at the ceiling wondering if there's something wrong with him LOL #should he be thinking about you this much ? it can't be healthy to think about you THIS MUCH right ?#something HAS to be wrong with him bc why is he thinking about you smiling at him and laughing at some not-funny joke you made and #WANTING TO RIP OUT OF HIS SKIN RAAAAHHHHH #he wants to blast himself into the sun he's CRAZY #oh man i love him so #HE makes ME insane #✿ thoughts: bakugou

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sophfandoms53 · 4 months

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IS HE RECORDING A FUCKING TIKTOK DANCE LMFAOO

I cannot wait for Shadow to beat his ass and make him question absolutely everything😭

#COUNT YOUR DAYS SONIC LMAOO #I love him i promise #he just needs a little shadow check😭#no more friendship is magic here #it’ll be so funny #i support shadow’s rights and wrongs #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #knuckles series #sonic movie #sonic movie 2 #sonic movie 3

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sofflepoffle · 1 year

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Stories loooove to have someone get hit over the head and dramatically pass out but no one ever wants to the deal with the concussion that comes afterward

#don’t get me wrong I also love watching someone dramatically pass out #big fun #but like. I do think it’s funny that people get hit so hard on the head they pass out soo much in fiction #but no one ever gets a concussion from it #they just wake up tied up or something but other than that they’re cool #Sophia is speaking

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castielsprostate · 8 months

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REBLOG TO EXPLODE A TERF!!

#sjonnie.text #saw i rb'd a post from terrifying evil retched transphobe and need to right my wrongs #god i wish these absolute oxygen wasters could at least tag their shit so NORMAL PEOPLE DONT REBLOG IT #remember kids: unfortunately the worst people can be funny too 💀 and the way you right that wrong is by blocking the OP and making an #explode a terf post about it!!!!#text post #image post #NOT TERF SAFE #FUCK TERFS

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freenos · 4 days

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Eris is growing on me so quickly

#she’s so funny I get this big smile on my face when I see her #idc if she pranks me I support women’s wrongs #hades 2 #hades melinoe #melinoe #hades eris #eris hades #eris x melinoe #melinoe x eris #hades ii #hades game

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