Middle aged widower Viserys being presented with a prepubescent Laena Valeryon as a potential bride has always been repulsive, but the show actually visualizing what they look like next to each other was genuinely disturbing
Woken up from a dream wherein Crowley and Aziraphale got married: Aziraphale dressed in a white suit with cream trim, Crowley dressed in a black one with grey or red trim (Icr). A lady bishop (who may or may not have been The Almighty herself) officiating in a cute little country church while the fucking light of God spills in through the stain glass windows.
My dumbass, not knowing I was asleep, was pissed because I thought I'd just seen major S3 spoilers. Legit went "ffs somebody forgot to tag this with a spoiler warning and now season 3 is ruined."
But ever since I've returned to the world of the woken I've just been-
ok, so, the first 3 books on your top5 hatelist i totally agree with. although the only one i've actually read front to back was 13 Reasons Why, it's understandable to feel nothing but contempt for that book, especially in the wake of that godawful show that never should've been given 4 seasons, much less greenlit in the first place!
never bought ready player one, but i read half of a friend's copy and listened to my favorite booktubers critique it. saw the movie mostly for olivia cooke. ngl, mr. cline feels like an incel who somehow got lucky by latching onto the 80s pop culture revival a few years ago. too cringey for me.
hemlock grove is an odd one, because i got introduced through the show (hello fanke janssen and bill skarsgard!) when netflix first became an online streaming service. what can i say about it other than GROSS! that series just makes me viscerally disgusted.
the other two i have not had the misfortune of reading, but i will take your word for it and stay way.
13RW GOT HOW MANY SEASONS, ive had that black listed since i finished the book 💀
im sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Netflix's Hemlock Grove live action series was worlds better than Brian McGreevy's books. Did the show follow the books? yeah! almost exactly! until the dinosaur baby, HOWEVER. THE BOOKS. God. okay the line that really stuck with me was "go suck an egg" and "go eat a tampon" what the fuck lol also i forget all their names but skarsgards sister? in the books? she gets out of the abusive family (YAY) by *checks notes* running away and marrying a 30 year old man. she is 16 years old. this is seen as a happy ending.
like the show was awful it sucked (mire than eggs) but it was awful in an entertaining way! you could laugh at how awful it was! if netflix hadnt removed it i probably wouldve rewatched the last season because the dino baby is HILARIOUS. The book was disgusting. Skarsgards character was a rapist but we loved him for it. Why, after nearly 10 years was this the book that stuck in my head.
that’s fucking disgusting i know nothing about him and personally i do not give a fuck bc yelling in a goalies face as the end of game signals is disgusting and he will never live that down in my mind
stupid arg god isgt if Jam and Trev aren’t resigned for the season im selling my tickets i cannot
I saw "Moira" and it was a fucking nightmare from then on. I'm not sure I can even read past her name. I don't think I want to know the rest. I know too much about her already.
i have a class where i build sets for the theatre at my school and today we had nothing to do to the set so we cleaned up the wardrobe area and now i think i have another disease.
Alright lads, the level of which people should be concerned about me had risen dramatically in the space of an hour:.........I drank and finished a cup of coffee
i had the weirdest dream last night so i was getting married to my high school situationship (we were dating at some point i guess ?) and it was more like a traditional mediterranean/ eastern european wedding and megadeth was playing at my weddding ?? and after that dave danced with us like wtf??