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solarsturniolo · 4 months

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We're Just Friends // M.S. pt2

by 💋Natalie💋

summary: Matt is so 'sweet best friend that secretly jerks off to your pictures' coded (idea credit to @heartstreet )

tags: @oversturn @soursturniolo @flowerxbunnie @mattslolita @mattsbratt @simplysturn @megamett44-lover @sturnybabes @bernardenjoyer @jjmaybankswifes-blog @plasticferal @cupidsword @liz-stxrn @sturniolosreads @angelic-sturniolos111 @angelic-sturniolos111

warnings: SMUT!!! / masturbation / voyeurism / post nut clarity / self-deprecation

disclaimer: these stories are fictional :)

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It slowly became a habit. It started small, one time a day if even that. But what started as a habit grew into an addiction. Every little thing set him off, and the only thing to satisfy the desire in him was her. He needed her in ways that he couldn’t even describe. He hungered for her.

It began with pictures, just her regular little posts on Instagram and Snapchat that had no hidden undertone to them, but every single one would have Matt beating his dick until his arm was sore. She had Pavloved him. The second he got the notification that his best friend posted, his cock stiffened and his ears got red and hot just thinking about what could be waiting for him. It didn’t matter where he was or what he was doing, he’d drop everything, all of his attention would be on her in an instant. Today was no different; he had already beat off three times in the few hours he had been awake.

As the day moved forward, and he found the inner strength to keep his dick in his pants, Matt remembered telling her that he’d look for the charger she had left when she stayed over a few nights ago. He spent a solid hour that afternoon searching the house up and down for her phone charger; his room, the living room, the kitchen, Nick’s room, hell, he even checked Chris’s room (despite Chris’s many protests followed by a shoe being launched at Matt’s shin), though he still came up empty handed.

Matt went back to his bedroom, shutting the door behind him. He took a seat in his desk chair, rolling himself close enough to his desk to click his monitor on, grabbing the controller that had been set aside on his desk to charge. He turned his gaming console on, the sound of it whirring to life filling the silence in the room. He reached into his pocket, taking his phone out to send her a quick text.

‘i may have lost it’

‘your mind?’

‘no’

‘your keys?’

‘no’

‘OMG’

‘?’

‘YOUR V CARD?????’

‘WHAT NO’

‘omg matty who is she 🤭🤭🤭🤭’

‘I DID NOT’

‘then i fear i do not know what you could be talking about, for i am not a mind reader’

‘your weird’

‘you’re*’

‘i actually hate you.’

‘stfu you love me. now what are u talking abt’

‘you’re charger’

‘your*’

‘you know what 😀’

‘LMAOOOO don’t blow a fuse, it’s a $10 charger i’ll just get another one. thank u for letting me know tho’

‘ofc’

He stared at the screen, his heart beating faster when he saw the read receipt pop up under his message. He waited, taking his bottom lip between his teeth as she began to type. A smile tugged at his lips as the typing message bubble disappeared, waiting for the message to pop up on his screen.

A minute passed. Then two. Still nothing. Matt’s smile faltered a little.

‘?’

‘oh shit i didn’t know you were still here’

‘what we’re you typing?’

‘were*’

‘😀 nevermind i don’t care’

‘noooo matty come back 😂’

‘i’ll get it right one day’

‘i have full faith in you, matthew. until then, im gonna be up your ass about it’

‘so…?’

‘so what?’

‘what were you typing?’

Matt could hardly sit still. His leg bounced anxiously, he bit his nails impatiently. She had been typing for a while, was it something bad? Shit, have i fucked up recently and just didn’t notice?

‘nothing 😇’

‘you’re a dirty liar’

‘😜’

‘cmon, i’m youre best friend tell meeeee’

‘your*’

‘GET A NEW BEST FRIEND’

‘okay okay i’m done 😂 you’re so easy to tease’

‘Ayo 🤨’

‘not like that 🙄

‘well, you probably are pretty easy to tease like that too”

Matt choked on his own saliva. Did I read that right? He read it again, the blood rushing from his cheeks to his cock. His brain short circuited. Any possible responses that he could’ve came up with dissolved into nothingness. He spent two minutes trying to type a witty comeback or some sort of smooth flirtatious reply, but when push came to shove, all he could build the courage to send was-

‘what?’

She started typing, and as the speech bubble floated in the corner of his screen, Matt palmed at the bulge in his sweats. His mind raced with thoughts, all wondering what she could have possibly been thinking about. Fuck, does she think about doing things with me? Does she want to tease me? How would she even-

The speech bubble disappeared. Matt slipped his hand under the waistband of his sweatpants and his boxers, taking his hard cock in his fist. He stroked his shaft slowly, his eyes fluttering shut while he pursed his lips to hold back a moan. He waited for her response to pop up. One minute…then two…then five. He furrowed his eyebrows, his strokes slowly coming to a stop as he eyed their text messages. Why isn’t she responding? Did I make her uncomfortable? Is she weirded out?

His heart nearly dropped out of his ass when the facetime notification illuminated his screen. Without thinking to take his hand out of his pants, Matt quickly answered the call.

It took a moment for the call to connect, but when it finally did, Matt felt almost frozen in place. His heart skipped a beat, his face grew flushed with a warm rosy heat. She smiled at him and his breath caught in his throat.

“Hey!”

Matt smiled. “Hey, what’s up.”

“What, I can’t call my best friend out of the blue just to hang out?” She laughed softly. “What are you up to?” She asked.

“Just, yknow…” he trailed off, shrugging his shoulders a bit. “Was playing fortnite for a bit-“

She tilted her head to the side a little, furrowing her eyebrows. “I didn’t see you online. I would’ve joined you if I knew,” she grinned. “Can’t believe you played without me,” she playfully rolled her eyes.

Matt swallowed. Her eyes looked so pretty rolled back into her head like that, I could watch her do that for hours. Matt slowly stroked his cock, pursing his lips tightly to keep himself quiet. ‘Can’t believe you played without me’ replayed in his head like a broken record. His mind wandered off, thinking about the beautiful girl on his screen sitting on his bed. Her clothes discarded onto the floor mindlessly, seated on his bare thighs. Matt bit the inside of his cheek, pre-cum drooling from the tip of his cock as he imagined her pretty manicured fingers circling her clit, her eyes hooded and full of lust as lewd sounds spilled from her parted lips. His dick ached at the thought of her running her fingers through her wet folds, playing with herself in front of him, on full display just for him. ‘Can’t believe you played without me,’ her voice repeated in his head again, his mouth going dry as he thought of her looking at him with a pout while saying this, her pretty doe eyes staring at him with nothing but desire hidden behind their gaze.

He kept his strokes slow and controlled. This is so fucking wrong, he thought. If she knew…he couldn’t even think of the possibilities. She’d be disgusted, she’d be so upset. Matt would never be able to show his face in a public setting again.

“How was your day?” Matt asked in a soft voice, afraid that if he spoke any louder, his own voice would betray him. He watched as the smile on her face grew and he felt his heart twinge. This is so wrong. What the fuck is wrong with me.

“Aww Matty, you do care!” She teased. Matt let out a breathy chuckle, hoping she couldn’t hear the rasp in his voice. She began to list off the many side quests she endured on her day off from work, and Matt listened to every single thing she had to say. His eyes focused on her lips as she spoke to him. Her lips are so pretty. Fuck, I wanna kiss her so bad. I wanna feel her lips on mine. She’d look so fucking pretty with my dick in her mouth. I wonder how much she’d be able to take. Would I have to fuck her throat to make it all fit? Would she drool on my cock while I fuck her pretty mouth?

“Matt?”

He tugged at his cock, letting out a soft exhale when he heard her voice. Please say my name again. Say my name again. It sounds so pretty coming from you, I’ve never liked my name more than when it’s being said by you. His mind wandered off once more. What positions does she like? Would she prefer missionary? She’d look so pretty under me while I fuck her, her tits would bounce so nicely with every thrust I make. Or would she want something more intense? Would she want me to take her from behind? Would she want to be in charge? What turns her on? Does she wear lingerie?

“Matt…?”

Matt grunted softly under his breath, the speed of his strokes increasing just barely enough to tell. He focused his attention back on the call. “H-Huh?”

“I asked what you did today,” she repeated. “Did you have a good day?”

It took a moment for her words to register in his brain, his mind foggy with lust and desire, his cock dripping with arousal. He gave his shaft a gentle squeeze, a low growl forming at the back of his throat. “It’s much better now,” he admitted, earning a giggle from her in return. He smiled. He loved being able to make her laugh. It was something that most people couldn’t do, but Matt did it so effortlessly. He took pride in it; even his brothers couldn’t make her laugh nearly as easily as Matt could. “Didn’t do much, just-“ he stopped, trying to think of something to say other than ‘i sat around beating off to your pictures all day’. He cleared his throat, a moan threatening to escape as the warmth in the pit of his tummy grew. “Just stayed in bed all day.”

She rolled her eyes again, and Matt felt his balls grow heavy with arousal, his thumb rubbing at his tip with each slow stroke he made. Matt’s lips parted; he wanted to moan so bad. He wanted her to see what she does to him. He wanted her to know just how badly he wanted her. His eyes became glossy as he lost himself in a daze, staring at her through the screen.

“Are you okay? You’re acting weird.”

Matt nodded, still not taking his hand out of his pants. This is so fucking wrong. Why am I doing this? I’m risking our entire friendship. “Hey, I uh- I gotta go,” Matt stated abruptly. He didn’t want to go. He never wanted to go a minute without her, but if he didn’t leave the call soon, he’d end up in a world of trouble for sure.

“Oh…okay, well call me ba-“

Click.

Matt dropped his phone down onto his desk and leaned back in his desk chair, his shaggy hair falling in front of his eyes, strands of his hair sticking to his forehead as a thin layer of sweat began to form at his brow. He pushed his sweats and boxers down just enough to free his cock, a moan escaping him. He tugged the bottom of his sweatshirt and t-shirt up so as to not ruin it, a ritual that had become engraved into his brain from the regular reoccurrence of it. He grunted softly, tugging at his shaft desperately, his eyes screwing shut.

I need her. I need to have her, all of her. I need to feel her and taste her. I want to be between her legs, I want to taste how sweet she is, I want to watch her fall apart from just my tongue. I want to feel her squirm and run her fingers through my hair. I want to hear her whine and beg for more. Matt fisted at his cock, his strokes much faster than before. His breathing was uneven and heavy, almost panting like an animal. He needed her, he hungered for her, he craved her. Something about it was so primal. Every time he saw her or heard her, he had a full body reaction, one that he couldn’t control even if he wanted to.

Although, he really didn’t want to.

“Fuck, baby,” he groaned. As if on cue, his phone vibrated on his desk. His eyes fluttered open, a lustful dazed look glazing over his irises. He picked up his phone, a notification from snapchat flashing on his screen. Never ceasing his strokes, Matt opened the app and clicked on the new snap from her. His jaw went slack, pumping his cock in his fist even faster than before. He stared at her photo for much longer than he should have, but how could he not? She had her head tilted a bit, a confused look on her face with the words ‘not even a goodbye? so mean, matty’ printed across the photo.

“Fuck me,” he whimpered. She looks so cute when she’s confused. Fuck, the things I would do to paint her face with my cum while she looks at me like that…I’d probably get put on the FBI watchlist. He knew he needed to reply back soon, not wanting her to assume he was ignoring her. He just couldn’t bring himself to tap out of the photo. His cock ached, the desire building up inside of him. “Fuck, p-please,” he breathed out. Matt threw his head back, his strokes getting impossibly faster with each passing moment. Pre-cum oozed from his tip, his fist slick with his arousal.

Another snapchat notification from her came through and Matt inhaled sharply, tapping out of the photo and clicking on the new one. Matt choked out a whine, the muscles in his bicep tightening as he began to reach his high. “Fuck-“ he grunted. His breath caught in his throat as his mind went blank, pleasure coursing through his veins. It was like a drug to him. He couldn’t get enough of the feeling; It didn’t take long for him to get addicted to it, and soon enough once a day turned into twice a day, which turned into three times a day, which turned into too many fucking times to count.

He groaned, a string of vowels passing his lips, his jaw hanging low as he watched his cum spurt from his tip. He breathed in short heavy pants, slowing his strokes to ride out his orgasm. Five ribbons of white hot cum painted his lower stomach. His dick throbbed from the intensity of his orgasm and his body shivered as he slowly came down from his high.

It took a handful of minutes for Matt to realign his senses. His chest rose and fell with even breaths, his dick rested in the puddle of cum on his abdomen. He looked at his hand, his mess coating his fingers and his palm. I wonder if she’d lick my hand clean. Would she suck on my fingers? Would she look up at me with her infamous puppy dog eyes while she does it?

His eyes darted back to his phone, his heart racing as he quickly remembered that he still hadn’t replied to her. He groaned softly upon seeing her pretty face on his screen, her previous snap still on full display for him. He took another moment to admire her before tapping out of the photo. Matt quickly fixed his hair with his clean hand, wiping the sweat from his forehead with the back of his forearm. He picked his phone back up and quickly snapped a photo of himself. He typed a response before sending it to her.

Matt waited for a response, not caring about the mess that still hadn’t been attended to. The nerves in his brain lit up like a Christmas tree as she opened his snap, the endorphins filling him with dopamine as she sent back another photo. He was quick to open it, not caring if she caught on to his eagerness.

He tucked his cock back into his boxers, pulling them back up along with his sweats. He stood up, holding the bottom seam of his shirt up, quickly making his way to the bathroom to clean himself up. He peeked out into the hallway, making sure Nick and Chris weren’t anywhere near before slipping into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.

Matt cringed at the sticky feeling on his hand, quickly turning on the faucet at the sink, running his hand under the water to rinse most of his mess down the drain. He dried his hand, then grabbed a handful of tissues, cleaning up the rest of his cum before discarding the used tissues into the waste bin. He let his shirt fall down to cover his torso, his eyes landing on his reflection in the mirror. His gaze darted away, disgusted with what he saw.

You’re a terrible friend. If she ever found out, you’d be lucky to not have a restraining order against you. What the fuck is wrong with you. How can you even call yourself her best friend. You don’t deserve her.

He left the bathroom in a hurry, slipping back into his room, gently kicking the door shut behind him. He sat back down at his desk, picking up his phone once again.

Without a second thought, he opened his facetime app, clicking on her contact. The phone only rang twice before she answered, her pretty face illuminating the screen after the call connected. Matt offered her a warm smile, propping his phone up on his desk. “Sorry I hung up on you before,” he mumbled softly, scratching the back of his neck as his gaze landed on her. He picked his headset up off of his desk, holding it for her to see. “Wanna run duos with me?”

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a/n: omg guys, what do we think is gonna happen?

#sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo imagine #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo smut #i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #matthew sturniolo smut #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo smut #smut #bark bark bark #foaming at the mouth

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wulvercazz · 3 months

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grimmichigrimmichigrimmichi >:3333 (pairing meme)

heheh okay- so shiP IT ofc 😂 .. but here's the answers;

What made you ship it?

so... I have a very specific list of qualities I look for when it comes to my favorite male characters. And Grimmjow fit them all 😂💕

When I first watched Bleach the only thing I shipped was IchiRuki, bc naturally that was the only way to go for me tbh, but then Grimm appeared and I was obsessed. When it comes to otps for me, first I find a fave character, then I consider the possible pairings. Not any other way. And with Grimmjow... well the only option for me was Ichigo tbh.

Not to discredit any other Grimmjow ships, I've done a few of them myself, but with how passionately these two throw themselves at each other I truly couldn't look any other way. Lol

So tldr; Grimmjow's got slut potential and I dig that, and they're too into each other for me not to see "gay" plastered all over them 💫

2. What are your favorite things about the ship?

Hmmm 🤔maybe how inherently feral it is, canon-wise. Also how harmonious their overall designs are together, there's nothing nicer than a pair that looks good together, at least as an artist. Also how easy they are (for me at least) to write/draw; I have a hard time focusing on one thing for long enough to get good at things (hence the many AUs lol!) so for me to have a ship I draw constantly for more than four years now... is truly astounding lmao. They helped me grow soooo much so they hold a dear dear place in my heart just bc of that alone.

And because of that last one: how easy it is to apply AUs to themmmm ;w;<33333 I can legit think of anything and make an AU out of it and not struggle too much to find the perfect place for them in it.

And also,, sort of fave sort of least fave- that it's not an overly popular ship in general (ik it's popular in the Bleach fandom itself, but rather; not popular like a ship from BNHA or JJK). Why; bc I get to have my quiet space where I draw all the ideas I want and yet have had verY few people throw insults at me for some of my darker stuff 😂 Bigger fandoms I've interacted with (as a viewer mostly) have had issues popping up left and right, people getting upset over dumb shit and letting that grow to huge proportions, "antis" everywhere... yeahhhh no thanks 😖

but also-- it gets verY quiet at times specially for someone who's so picky. Like, if I could find a fandom space like the exclusive bottom Bakugo enthusiasts I followed on twt (and even bought a whole zine about) but for GriMMJOW??? WOOF😭💕 so yeah,,, love-hate situation on this last bit lmaooo

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

A few 😂😭 everyone who's followed my art for a certain amount of time can probs tell how the 'tism really affects how I enjoy ships lmaoooo I have to enjoy them a very specific certain way so... that means I don't partake at all on a good few of the popular tropes for the ship. Some I can think of rn; damsel-in-distress!Ichigo, overly hurtful!Grimm (although this one is more old fandom I think 🤔? I remember, in a lot of fics back then, Grimmjow was portrayed a lot as this violent rapist adgdfddfdff not for me lmaoo), ofc top!Grimm, Grimmjow acting all macho relationship wise, and too much angst (I think this ship (and Ichigo in general lets be honest) can call for a lot of angst in fic so I totally get it- but ...meh, if it's not romaticized/sexualized angst, idc for it adgdfgf I don't like it when they actually suffer 😭)

OOH OH! ALSO --- making them OOC in AUs CAN be great actually (to me at least). I know a lot of people (not just here, but in any ship/fandom/etc) don't love OOC characterizations of their fave characters/ships (hence why it's a tag we use tbh) but I personally love that at times??? I won't do it all the time and all over the place... but AUs where there's space to make Grimm less violent? or Ichigo less friendly/loving??? While still within their canon character potentials--- hecC yes. >:)ccc

Also ofc; that I wish it was still common to tag ships as top-bottom like it is with HoEn/EnHo (bnha), VK/KV /trigun, KRBK/BKKR (bnha) etc or at least tag it some other way along the ship.... it would be sO much easier to filter out stuff i don't want to see instead of having to mute/block a whole person I would still love to see stuff from.

BuT I am aware most have no preference whatsoever lmaO so... yeah nothing I can do there except not follow people pfFFF 😂😭 (and wait until I find peeps with similar tastes aasdfs)

#ask meme #Ichigrimm #grimmichi #一グリ #bleach #ship ask #ikik I'm a bit crazy it's okayyy i'm aware #pffff #I also have baD anxiety so I enjoy things like a trembling chihuahua afraid-yet-excited about it's own toys pfFF #if the flavor changes I stop eating is what I'm sayinnnggg adsfsdasfsf #*sniff tests everything*#answered

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jingsyuans · 9 months

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(cw: hsr spoilers)

honey!!! just read the ask about jing yuan during the recent story quest and i agree with u and op 😭 currently playing in en dub and i was shaking when he entered the scene with That /laugh/ as kafka told them their “hotshot general” is here. and throughout the quest he had this commanding voice when addressing yanqing and the cloudknights; his cloudknights really look up to him as their strong, capable general 🥺 and his voice is making me feel unspeakable things asdfvtfifkk

then he also has his cute, gentle but manipulative side coming out when he wants to get things done. that little head tilt when he’s trying to get dan heng to use his powers to open the way to the arbor, ‘prove to me you’re not dan feng because its hard for me to tell the difference’. like?!!?!?! and then there’s also him taunting phantyllia the entire boss fight because he’s aiming to be the first pawn she messes with and they can get a chance to strike. he’s so smart and cunning in that cat smile of his he’s so jsemjeke

anyhow thank u for reading this brainrot, this quest was just so good. have a wonderful day, honey!!

Mmm!! I love the switch in tone that JY’s English VA uses when Jing Yuan is talking with others versus when he’s talking to his Knights. There’s a clear, strong, unwavering kind of tone when he speaks to his knights and gives them orders- unlike when he’s speaking to Dan Heng and the trailblazers, it’s a lot more gentle.

((I loved him telling Yanqing to stand down— “nows not the time”….. oh my god LMAOOOO I lost it. He was so strict!! And when he tells March to not touch the eggs, he’s equally as strict. Easy going for the most part, but when he tells you to do something, You Do It. I also think Yanqing will be in trouble when everything’s over, haha 😂 that’s the vibe I got))

I loved his cute behavior too! The entire interaction with Dan Heng… I have a lot to say about it which I’ll put in my post later. I loved that in the end of everything… Dan Heng was really in the palm of JY’s hand. They’re allies, but the stark difference in power and authority doesn’t go away.

#how jy casually mentioned he knows where dans friends are when he started to walk away #like oh 🙃 you’re not going anywhere ☺️#jing yuan #rambles

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makoodles · 11 months

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Lol I imagine tsu tey’s reaction to the reader being carried like a teddy bear to be like ( is she really that light?)😂

tsu'tey is fr the OG of carrying reader around like a security blanket lmaoooo

it doesn't actually matter how heavy the reader is, the na'vi are strong and fit and have naturally reinforced bones. carrying you around everywhere is easy for them, and they take advantage of it all the time.

tsu'tey's reputation is important to him, and he'll grumble about having to carry you around often and at length. however, he will always be the initiator. he'll scoop you up with some lame excuse about how your tiny little demon feet are too soft to handle walking on the forest floor, or how you're too slow, or too loud, and then he'll proceed to complain about how lost you'd be without him.

don't for a second think that his complaining means that he's unhappy to be holding you! he will not be putting you down, no matter how much you wiggle

#asks #avatar headcanons #tsu'tey

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juneviews · 1 year

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my precious's first premiere

hi everyone, this is gonna be a post to condense all of my thoughts about the my precious premiere! I will also give my full review, first without spoilers, and under the cut, with. enjoy :)

BEFORE THE MOVIE:

so I didn't really get what I expected from this premiere, simply bc I didn't know what to expect, except for my own experience with premieres in france, and also imo gmmtv didn't give enough information about it.

I arrived at 5:45 pm at siam paragon's cineplex (2h15 before the movie), and already knowing where to withdraw my ticket was hard, so I had to ask a gmmtv staff, but after that it was easy. there were SO MANY people waiting for the actors, it was a bit overwhelming tbh & didn't help me know where to go lol.

I immediately understood that the press conference that is usually done inside of the movie theater, was done in front of the entrance hall, meaning a lot of people without tickets came to see it, whereas a lot of people with tickets were pushed far from it. since the conference was livestreamed, imo people with tickets should've been front row. the time of the conference wasn't announced either, so I missed it coming down to get dinner before the movie. when I came back, the conference was half over, and I could barely see bc there were too many people. I think it's a cultural difference, but I did expect to get to see the conference by paying for the premiere ticket which is twice as expensive as a regular one. but whatever lol, I had other good moments.

first of all I accidentally ran into winny which was insane lol, he literally came put of nowhere & I was in his way lmaoooo. also, I chose a seat in the first row thinking it would be close to the stage (as indicated on thaiticketmajor), but there was no stage so I was just too close to the screen. I ended up moving seats before the movie started bc a lot of the seats were empty (I'll talk about it later.)

ALSO! I got a poster of the movie & photocards, I got chimon, euro and the one person I didn't want to get... ohm 😂 (I already knew I would get him tho so it's all good haha)

but then I saw film's face peak out from the emergency exit, and realized the cast were gonna come greet us. as we were waiting for them, the other gmmtv actors that came to the premiere came from the regular entrance, and sat at the back. here's everyone I saw clearly apart from the my precious cast:

winny (duh, he ran into me lol)

louis <3

prigkhing <3

force <3 (with his cute glasses!!!)

ciize <3

jan <3

jane <3

phuwin <3

joongdunk

aun napat

tui from project alpha

then it was time for the main cast to come & there were SO close!!! but they stayed very little, and barely said anything. since there were 3 different theaters with the premiere, I'm not surprised or mad, though.

and then, it was time for the movie to start! after the movie, I literally passed by the actors who were leaving the theater at the same time as me 😭🫶

MY PRECIOUS REVIEW (NO SPOILER)

I really liked this movie. in fact, I absolutely loved the first part, but imo the second one dragged a little bit. though I'll say this: because this movie is set during y2k & the 2000's, it incorporates some thai specific events which I always love to see! the acting was very, very good, as expected, and nanon imo was perfect for the role!

also this is not a spoiler bc it says nothing about the movie: I SAW NANON'S ASS!!! like, his entire backside!!! everyone was screaming so fucking loud hahaha, I find it very bold bc I've never seen this type of scene happen in a thai movie before, especially not from the main lead!

there's also a lot of nanonchimon crumbs, and it made me realize how much I would've actually wanted them to play a ship. yes, THIS is when I realize it lmao.

the acting was so good, and especially nanon was made for this role, he was so lovable in it! I'm such a fan of the nanonfilm ship, they have amazing chemistry together & are just adorable <3 everyone else did an amazing job, but I especially loved chimon in this more comedic role I've never seen him in before, he was so cute (yes I'm slowly becoming a chimon fan shhhhh) :')

the cinematography was beautiful & overall the writing was very good, creating so many high impact scenes that I will remember for a long time for either being hilarious (it's a very fun movie, gosh I love thai humor), adorable or very touching. I laughed, I smiled like an idiot, I was touched, I almost cried...

I especially loved the depiction of friendship in this movie, it was very believable & cute! what's nice is that even though the side characters aren't that developed, they all have such recognizable traits that they stood out a lot.

so yeah overall I really loved this movie, even though the ending does lower its note for me.

MY PRECIOUS MOVIE REVIEW (SPOILERS):

warning: once you click "read more", you will be spoiled!

NANON KISSED FLUKE PUSIT!!! NOT A SMALL PECK EITHER!!! HE MADE OUT WITH HIM!!! THREW HIM ON A TABLE!!! AND SAT ON TOP OF HIM!!! THEN NEO KISSED HIM TOO!!!

I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEAD LMAOOOOOO I'M NEVER GETTING OVER THIS 😂😂😂

context: film ends up marrying fluke pusit, and the friend group (nanon, chimon, neo, euro & ohm) who were all in love with her, go to tease the groom to ask to kiss film once. fluke answers yes, but they have to kiss him first. all of the guys complain, and give up. but not nanon!!! he goes for it, and once he does, all of the other guys follow, and poor fluke is attacked from all sides 😂😂😂

this is so fucking funny on so many levels, first of all this would be an iconic scene no matter what, but the fact that I'm a fan from everyone involved makes it hilarious 😂

now though, if film is married to fluke, that means it's not a happy ending, and it's not. the whole movie ends to show what could've been, with nanon & film marrying each other, but instead they fight for a dumb reason & never see each other again until the wedding.

in my opinion, that sad ending felt too forced. from the beginning, lin & tong's relationship (that's their characters' names) advanced smoothly bc they both put in effort & clearly showed that they like each other.

there's an adorable scene (one of my faves from the whole movie, probably the one after the nanonfluke kiss lmao) where lin invites tong to sleep in her bed, and they almost kiss, but tong pulls away because he's too shy. AND IT'S THE CUTEST SCENE EVER!!! nanon is so adorable in it, he did so good I wanted to squish his cheeks!!!

so for them to be so committed to each other, even when they were long distance, and then break it off for a dumb fight... doesn't sit right with me. it always annoys me when couples who clearly love each other & are meant for each other don't end up together bc it feels so forced. but tbh idk if a happy ending would've hit as hard.

all of that to say that I still really liked this movie & I loved going to this premiere as the only non asian person there lmao, and also ohm's character always has a boner & neo's character always scratches his balls & ass 😂 thought y'all should know, this movie is very dumb but adorable at the same time!

anyways good night, I'm drained!

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thegreymoon · 2 years

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Love Like the Galaxy

It’s hilarious to me that they are all still talking about this living, breathing, fully grown man like an inanimate object, a tool to be used with no will of his own.

They sound like they are fighting about a toy, “I can’t let you have my Barbie, you didn’t take good care of it in the past and I’m afraid you’ll break it!”

A-Yao, just say no and tell them all to fuck themselves!

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“I can no longer afford to replace Barbies, nor offend the people who took this particular one from you to give it to me, so I won’t deliberately break it, pinky swear!”

But for Yao’s sake, I hope she does become easier to live with. Poor Puppy.

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This exchange is wild.

Bitch, who cares about your happiness? You threw him away with your own two hands after mistreating him and humiliating him, and you have the nerve to talk about your happiness now? If your life is ruined, it’s ruined, but nobody owes it to you to ruin their own too in solidarity, especially not A-Yao who literally no longer owes you a single thing after the way you treated him!

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LMAO, are you kidding me? YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM AND MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE!!

“You now have TWO Barbies, why won’t you give me back the one I threw away, because it’s not like we are talking about real people here with their own thoughts and volitions anyway, and besides, two men are totally interchangeable! Just be engaged to someone else instead!”

I cannot with this woman 😭

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MTE.

The fact that everyone just got together and agreed that Lou Yao, of all people, should sacrifice his happiness with the woman he loves because she is somehow ‘owed’ something is mind-boggling to me.

Also, yes! Tell her, sweetheart! 👇👇

I love how he subtly threatens her here 😂😂

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Poor Puppy 😢

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Exactly, What morality? What understanding?? This is the worst, most hypocritical thing I’ve seen happen on this show so far.

Also, I understand why she would be focused on herself and her own misfortune, but let me chime in: what about A-Yao? Who is going to be considerate of him? Let me just repeat what everyone seems to be forgetting - HE IS A PERSON, NOT A TOY.

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Oh, sweetheart 😢 Can I give you a hug? I want to give you a hug.

You deserve better than all this... mess.

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Thank you!! Speak for yourself, baby, when no one else will!

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Thank you!

I totally get it why this marriage is no longer worth it in Shaoshang’s mind and I don’t blame her. She never loved him like he loves her and she wanted him because she thought that life with him would be comfortable and easy. I’m so here for her understanding that things have changed and wanting to move on, but I’m irritated by the platitudes and the hypocrisy of ‘it’s benevolent’ to ruin his life. He is wronged here and I need to see it acknowledged.

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OK, I ship the OTP as much as the next person, but I cried when they called off their engagement and wished each other well 😢

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LMAO, he said fuck Lady Ruyang and fuck you in particular 😂

Also, look at the dimwit princess and the stupid grin on her face! Lady, read the fucking room!!

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LMAO, I love how he cuts straight through their bullshit.

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Yes, baby! Now is your chance! Take charge and make us all happy! 🤗

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God, I hate her 🤮

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Oh, god, who asked for you 😒😒

Asshole, like she isn’t miserable enough already.

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LMAO, you tell him, cutie!

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Oh? 👀

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LMAO, there is no better cure for romantic mishaps than structural engineering, can confirm from personal experience 😂😂

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Well, that’s a bit too much excitement for a first date 😬

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OMG, the bitch shot at Wan Qiqi!! 😱😱

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LMAO, look at this busybody laying the groundwork for his matchmaking endeavors! 🤣🤣

That’s right, repay him by saying yes when he asks for your daughter’s hand in marriage! 🤣🤣

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LMAOOOO, not the Emperor getting kicked out by his concubine because he wouldn’t shut up about Zisheng and his relationship issues 🤣🤣

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Her handwriting! 🤣🤣

HIS FACE!! 🤣🤣

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Yes, girl, you tell him!! 💪💪

And mean. And thirsty. And jealous. And a jerk.

#love like the galaxy #lltg spoilers #lltg ep21 #lltg ep22

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Even though Jessica still wanted to kill him because of how he acted before, she was somewhat happy that he decided to step up and take care of his responsibilities.

UMM I STILL WANT TO BEAT HIS ASS AND I’M WILLING TOO 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

The baby room 🥺 💖 🐘 so darn cute. Not him passing around and forgetting he had a shake and bear for her 😩😩

Don’t move in or don’t say yes right away, have him stressing a bit, for all the pain he caused 🤭😂😂😂😂 I’m such a mess lol.

Loved it 😊 🫶🏻

You kick his ass more or less in part 4 lmaoooo you don't let him get off that easy 😂😂

And I definitely want that theme for my future child 🥰🥰

Love elephants

And we'll see what her answer is in the next part!

I think she should wait awhile, but we shall see and we also get into a deep dive about her feelings towards Jackman 🥰

Thank you so so much my bby 😘💕

#nattinatalia #she about to kick his ass in part 4

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seokjin’s in the seom level… oh he was good 😭😭😭 i was like why the hell is this goddamn bird not moving a damn muscle 😂😂😂😂 no wonder he gave 80 moves lmaoooo it took me an embarrassingly long while to figure it out, like 30 moves into the level 😭😭 i think im just stupid 😭

Yeah! Was it on here or just in DMs I was talking abotu that one? His level proves how much he plays these games. If you don't do puzzle game design, your levels will usually be way too easy or insanely hard, but the fact he managed to make one right in the middle really showed design skill. I was impressed!

#asks #anonymous #in the seom

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mammonprotectionsquad · 2 years

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thank you!! ^^ i appreciate that

ikr!! i know what you mean. i havent even told my best friend yet that i started watching asmr 😂😭 tbh she'd probably tease me a little but she wouldnt actually judge me, but it still feels weird to bring up lol

speaking of... hot take here... saeran has an asmr voice

yeah same! its easy for my eyes to be like "okay thats enough work now" LOL but at the same time i kinda like the challenge

XDD lmaoooo brains are funny arent they? especially when you've got more than one language knockin about in there. ive had too many moments where i pause like— "wait is that french or spanish?" lmao

honestly yeah. accents ftw 😎😎 i have saeran saying "you are my everything" and nearly every one of saeyoung's english phrases permanently engraved in my mind hehe

😂😂

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Arivzhc I'm sorry I totally forgot to answer 😭

But I get what you mean xD even though it's not even that weird, because a lot of people still think it is there's always this hesitation to tell someone about it. Because of course no one wants to get judged xDD

And agreed with Saeran! If he'd do asmr? I'd totally listen to it xD

Lmao and mood with the language thing xD or something that happens to me a lot is that I think mainly in English. Probably because most people I write with etc are from other countries aka English is the best and easiest way to communicate. But that also means I often times start speaking in language with my mom for example 😂 she has the same in Greek with me tho lol. While I understand basic sentences, when she starts rambling in Greek I'm just like "🧍🏼‍♀️ what" xDD

Ooooh yeah those are always gonna live rent free in my brain as well xD

#becky rambles #[417]

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calciferstims · 2 years

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ohh its fine, dont worry! but, doesnt tumblr do that automatically nowadays? put posts under a cut? i seen posts being put under a cut, but granted, idk if they do it themselves or nah lol.

yoooo legit same here!! i wasnt sure what it was about at all before i began watching it, i do like going into some stuff completely blind, having no idea whats it about and so on. i feel like it makes stuff more funny to watch? ayo if you into pirate stuff, idk if you into watching anime though, but if you lowkey are you may like it hahah. its actually really funny.

yall, i was watching so much anime these past days being sick that i legit have burnt tf outta them lol...now im just barely getting through one episode of any im watching and im like "ehhhh...thats gonna have to be it for today. maybe even for tomorrow" lmao. all i been watching is, seriously the fucking youtube shorts. its an evil cycle though, bc i'll go into it thinking "just one, this one that im clicking im gonna watch" and then the scrolling begins, until its the semi same videos popping up then i'll quit.

i agree, and i aint no fan, but i wanna know what the hell happened. whole set too uncomfy to release what happened lmaoo 😂

oh my god what a coincidence lmfao. "french izzy cant hurt you" LMFAOOO. 😂 what the hell was just witnessed LMFAOOO WHAT WAS THAT?? it sounded like all he made was some strange noises and then ohzzee OHHHZZZZEEE!!

"IT TOOK ME SEVERAL TRIES TO MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO VIEW THE WHOLE THING I KEPT PAUSING IT LMAOO" lmfaoooo im sorry thats just TOO FUNNY. 😂😂

absolutely wild to think someone being given a whole ass ship at the age of 17, thats crazy! i lowkey do wonder, bc im dumb lmfao fr i am, how does people know that people like this existed way back then. like what are the 'proofs' or whatever of them having existed. like how do they know their names too. not to be a creep but i lowkey thought you was like 18. SORRY IF THAT WAS WEIRD TO SAY. 😳

yea! they legit be puking out all these kinds of emojis but NO CAPY??? illegal! CRIMINALITY EVEN!

oh? do tell me what you'd think he could do worse lmfao, im curious... 😳 LMFAOOO you legit speak of him like you know him in person! plot twist: yall related and he is your uncle. 😳😳 hahaha jkjk!

what if you sent in some suggestions of what he could do, and the crew working on it was like "oh my...these are some good ideas lettuce try them out!" 😂

hope you have a good day! ~🐨

HIII NONNY boy oh boy did I go through an Event on the izzy hands front lmaoooo but let’s get to that in a minute shhsghs

ohh yeah I forgot that tumblr cuts off long posts now bc I’m pretty sure I just turned that feature off lmao

aw burnout’s no fun!! :( especially with something you like that much. just take it easy I think 😌 don’t push yourself to watch anything yknow

and yeah it’s crazy to think about pirating at that age!!! to answer your question I think most of our solid information about people back then is based on like surviving documents and stuff (like I’m pretty sure I found something that had a court trial involving Israel Hands?? Idk) but there’s also a lot from like, random books about pirates, which we can’t even be sure about the validity of those sources 🤔 it’s interesting to think about. but like I figure a lot of that stuff is passed down through fancy tales and stories especially when it comes to the really famous pirates. like, israel hands wasn’t that big but he did work under blackbeard, so 🤷

and don’t worry about it 😅 I’m not 18 yet sadly but you’re only a year off on that one so. no big deal lmao

anyways yeah but ON THE TOPIC OF THE DADDY THING AND CON LMAOOO so I was lowkey (highkey) freaking out recently because there was a convention :O Con O’Neill and another actor from OFMD appeared at a comic con and did a panel and I lost my MIIND lmao 😂😂 it was the first time I’ve ever gotten to hear Con really talk about Izzy since he hasn’t done any interviews for ofmd and it was super exciting!!! Plus I’m just hyperfixated on Con too so it was like. CAL HYPERFIXATION EVENT EXTREME MODE GHSHSHHS I was bouncing off the walls

he did actually talk about the daddy bit!! 😂 turns out it was indeed improvised by him on the spot and he didn’t even really register that he was doing it until he heard the words come out of his mouth GHSHSHJSJS. he then proceeded to full on growl ‘daddy’ into the mic bc he’s insane like that sggsgshsb

he also joked about taking his shirt off REPEATEDLY during the whole thing so like. I feel like that just answers your questions about this man lmaooo he’s so funny to me

I think he knows how obsessed people are with him at this point and it’s just given him FAR too much power. If he was that crazy in ofmd season 1 WITHOUT a rabid fanbase behind him I cannot fucking wait to see how insane and hilarious he could be in season 2 with all this added confidence.

but yeah there was soooo much going on that day gshsggsvs the pictures were hysterical and he said some stuff about Izzy that just made me want to laugh and cry and go insane,, I was actually thinking like damn where is my anon friend I must talk to them!!! 😂😂

PLUS THERES GONNA BE ANOTHER CONVENTION VERY SOON IM SO EXCITEDDDD

here is my insane lil man with his fellow actor ^^^ sghshhs I’m obsessed with them

really hope you’re doing well!!!!! also forgot to say this but I think just going into a show without knowing anything ab it is so funny 😂 especially with anime like who knows WHAT is gonna happen lmaoo

thank u for chatting again!!

#ask box #i think I was hyperventilating throughout like 40% of that day sghsgsggsw

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hockstuff · 2 years

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so Alvin and the chipmunks

Dave- Claude Giroux, literally a father on and off the ice, patience is always tested, someone get him a massage

Alvin- Matt Martin, will stick up for anyone and doesn’t believe in actions have consequences, always running his mouth, OLD

Simon- Colton Parayko, is actually intelligent (sorta) and tall, always down to help others to avoid his own problems, glasses

Theodore- Mitchell Marner, a child, has no brain, very easy to trick and gets bullied quite easily and needs protection from Alvin

-dumb

LOVE THISSSS!!! other anon that requested this i hope you see it bc it’s gold 😂😂😂 now i will never be able to see Giroux and not think about him as Dave lmaoooo it’s just too perfect ahahaha and matt martin!!! “doesn’t believe actions have consequences” YOURE SO RIGHT and marner “gets bullied quite easily” I SEE IT 👀 idk much about Parayko but i have no doubt it’s fits ahahahaha

did a thing:

did i put way too much effort into this by making both a poster and a gif? maybe

#ask #dumbass anon (affectionate)#mitch marner #matt martin #colton parayko #claude giroux #cedits

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lonelyvomit · 2 years

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Me just casually noticing they have (extra strength) sleep gummies in the background of Niko's picture 😂 Knocking themselves out in the bus I see 😌

lmaoooo cant blame them. sleeping in a bus can be rough, at least Joel and Niko have talked about having insomnia before, and they don't exactly have too many days off to just take things easy if they don't get any sleep at night.

#asks

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cinnaminsvga · 2 years

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you sniffled?!? i just wanted you to know how fond you are in my (our) mind(s)!!

8 hours?!? i-i didn't think it would cause you to feel that much for it! i just wanted you to know what you meant for me or others! (yes i do have your notifications on and it's embarrassing how fast i respond to you but 💀) this whole experience knowing your existence was fond. when i think about the memories where you were in them or part of them someway (the fanfics, the asks of people freaking out, the gcs, your random posts or thoughts or "shit"posts, sending asks, watching chaos literally unfold. you "you guys have choices pick wisely" *everyone panicking and arguing in your asks* *picks wrongly* your asks when they found out "i told you guys to pick *this* why doesn't anyone listen now we're going to suffer more" you metaphorically sitting on a spiny chair like a villain stroking your fluffy dog/cat while laughing maniacally (no i'm just kidding about that part.)) if i think of those years it's fondly. you were someone good in my life (even if you were not okay and didn't feel "good" id hope you'd push through it i wanted you happy id even try to send encouraging messages or just reminders to take care of yourself too) it was just you existing making your stories and causing chaos. but when i think of you it's a "i hope she's thriving in life"

also write if you really really want to but do not feel pressured to complete it in x amount of time. also it's okay to bark and woof you didn't need to correct it we know you used to go feral don't know if you still do😂 i however will be excited with whatever you put out. don't forget to take care of yourself and give yourself little breaks and pep talks in life i hope your mental health and life in general thrives. it may be parasocial (or parasocial can mind it's own business) but just know that i care about you! this is so sappy omg. take your time make sure you're doing what makes you happy or what you want to be doing💜 i will be here supporting you when you cross my mind. (or when you post)

IT HAPPENED AGAIN FHWKDJWJS I STARED AT THIS ASK FOR WAAAAY TOO LONG I’M SO BAD AT RESPONDING TO HEARTFELT MESSAGES BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE MY RESPONSE IS INADEQUATE!! BUT I’LL TRY MY BEST!!

i always feel emotional when reading sweet anon asks,,, like it’s literally so surreal to receive compliments and tender words from strangers like can you imagine this happening to you irl?? mindblowing af lmaoooo

and yes those memories!!! i think of them SO fondly like you have no idea how often i’ll reread old asks and posts and smile like a goddamn fool and just laugh at how fun it was hanging out with everyone on here,,, the smaus, the fics, the dumbass shitposts have been some of the happiest moments of my late teens!! and i have you (and everyone else who has ever interacted with me) to thank for :’)

it hasn’t always been easy sailing for me but i’m happy to say that i’ve been feeling better these days! trying to get back into writing has been a slow going process, but i’m getting there!! i just wanna make people smile and laugh and cry because honestly that’s what makes me happiest!! so thank you so much anon for caring about me from a distance!! your words will warm me for the next days to come 🥲

#i’ll continue barking… my eternal mission #Anonymous #answered

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drabbles-mc · 2 years

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hiiiiii. ok so from the original characters ask reblog…kind of a big one but I love ur ocs and I want you to talk about them. hehe.

9. What is one of your character's theme songs?

12. Which OC is most likely to kill somebody

14. Which OC/s do you relate to the most?

15. Which OC/s make you think of yourself the most?

17. Who is your favorite OC?

20. Do any of your OCs have pets? What kind? NAME?

34. What scene that you've written/imagined is your favorite?

thank u and sorry for so many, feel free to pick and choose lmaoooo I have no self control 🤣

Hiiii I love you 💛

9. What is one of your character's theme songs?: I know that for Natalie, I linked I am not a woman, I'm a god by Halsey, and I stand by that one for her haha. But also, for Aanya, the love of my life, her song is Starting Over by Chris Stapleton. Firstly because I think the vibe is very accurate for her in Remind Me, but also because I hc her as a country fan 😌

12. Which character is most likely to kill somebody?: Diedra Lowman. Hands down, no contest. 😂 And not even because she wants to or anything like that. She is just willing to do whatever it takes to protect herself and the people that she loves.

14. Which OC do you relate to the most?: Probably Chris Teller. The internal battles she faces when it comes to her family are something that I feel deep in my core. Being caught between wanting to get out because you know things aren't really going to change, and wanting to stay because the guilt of feeling like you're ditching your family is enough to ruin the joy of any freedom you'd get from leaving? Been there. It sucks and I just want to hold her. Wanting better for people who don't want it for themselves is rough.

15. Which OC makes you think of yourself the most?: Honestly, probably Veronica. She gets her sadness from me tbh 😅 But also, she keeps her head down and is constantly just trying to keep everyone together and make the best out of things for her family even though they don't make it easy for her. The caretaker in her she gets from me, especially when she stretches herself too thin for the sake of everyone around her. Veronica Winston, my beloved.

17. Who is your favorite OC?: Ohhh boy this is a tough one. I love them all. I think I've spent the most time on Chris, so I'd have to say her. The history and stories I've built up for her in my head I have poured my whole heart and soul into and I just adore her so much. Despite her flaws she is everything I wanna be.

20. Do any of your OC's have pets? What kind? Names?: Olivia and Javi have their dog Bosco. In my head I've always pictured him as a shepherd. Audra, who I haven't really formally introduced on this blog yet (but you know all about her lol) for SURE has a therapy dog. Undecided on the name/breed still though haha. Also, Aanya doesn't own any pets, but she definitely leaves food out for the stray cats that live by hers and EZ's house. 🥰

34. What scene that you've written/imagined is your favorite?: OOOOOF this is a tough one. Tbh, I've planned out a big blowout fight between Opie and Chris in one of my stories and writing it really ripped my heart out. It was also the scene that made me think about Chris's backstory with Opie before the timeline of the fic that I was working on. I love when I make myself cry lol

Thank you thank you thank you for these!!! xo

#ask #asks #oc #oc ask game #my ocs #oc natalie rose teller #oc chris teller #oc veronica wintston #oc aanya reyes #oc olivia castellano #oc diedra lowman #sons of anarchy #sons of anarchy oc #soa oc #mayans mc #mayans mc oc #my oc

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