Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #194
Jared Warrenheim (Alex Bale, 2022)
Art By @just-some-normal-jessica!
List Of Archetypes
Twisted Freaking Cycle Path
Glowing Eyes
Nonhuman
Monster Features
Villain
4th Wall Blurring
Angst
Parental Issues
Chaoslord
Distinctive Voice
Eldritch
Mad Scientist (?)
Mysterious
Neurodivergent Coded
Obscured Face
Pathetic
Unkempt
Grime
Quotable Catchphrase
Submitted By @ren-is-real!
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I REMEMBERED TO DRAW HIM
Jared moment
Wgy is his hand doing that idk dont ask me
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worst ever problematic fav. hes My no. 1 special boy. help me i dont understand any of the lore i just like a nasty guy with mommy issues.
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dftm fandom, you still livin?
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jared information center
(spoiler warning if you want to find this on your own)
i keep seeing people not knowing much about him and i spent a few hours looking thru reddit and stuff. here is the fruit of my labor:
this video has a lot of information, it doesn’t get everything, but here are some important things:
3:06 - jared jumpscare
4:12 - A0001: jared threatens the person who stole the IT files, offers a GOOD DEAL
5:22 - E0006: more information about ramona from a burnt newspaper page
5:56 - jared calls you a DUMB STUPID BABY
6:07 - jared says that the files are gone now
6:16 - jared says your parents never loved you
6:26 - jared trolls you by almost showing you a classified file
6:45 - jared gives you a computer virus
7:16 - 8:12 - more of jared bullying you and refusing to give you the IT files
8:30 - 10:17 - the rest of jared’s story about the little girl / ramona
PROOF that jared is going to be OK (he starts moving again at the end of the clip. the youtube video didn't show this. i think it implies that he will be OK (i want him to be OK (i need him to be OK))): https://video.wixstatic.com/video/e08edd_4e0fdced79ab41649496b43ecd931eb0/720p/mp4/file.mp4 (video starts at 0:20)
IT files (mostly jumpscares and missing files): https://www.happymeatfarms.com/it-portal (password: “WMpW7E”) (here is a list of some useful files)
(use CMD+A to select/reveal secret text at bottom)
“JARED’S IT FILE!!” (EYESTRAIN): https://www.happymeatfarms.com/itjgbip003j1nbiusdik20kd (password: “FOR JARED ONLY”)
(use CMD+A to select/reveal secret link)
jared’s real IT file: https://www.happymeatfarms.com/itjgbip00343j1nbi3256mmnd
(use CMD+A to select/reveal secret text at bottom)
there's also more information about Project Nightmare and Jared and stuff in the HR page (code: WF71A) (use CMD+A to select/reveal hidden text)
i found the pages and codes from this wiki page
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mother’s #1 special boy ^__^
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the way that happy meat farms is like "we don't talk to jared.." and then in the next video he's like "hi!!! I am JARED !! I am MOTHERS SPECIALEST BOY!!!! I am VERY cool and VERY popular!!!!"
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Happy Meat Farms
holy shit this one. i love HMF so so so much. the body horror, the characters, the worldbuilding. god i love it. important to note that i have the VVorld's greatest Jared impression and i do quote his video almost daily.
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can anyone tell me what is going on in the third photo? i can't tell what's in it but it looks like there's a brain in the middle maybe. i've included some upscaled different versions if it helps.
it feels like one of those AI generated images where i can't identify anything but i don't think that's what it is. maybe i just need another pair of eyes on it and it's really obvious?? i can't tell, i've been trying to figure out what's going on in it for a while
source ^u^
additionally, the confusing image is called "modification3" with the eyes being "modification1" and the hands being "modification2"
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