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Jealous Germany (Scenario) Germany X Reader (Hetalia) (Yandere)
[Hello My Sexy Muffins and welcome back to another chapter, this chapter is a scenario of Yandere Germany being jealous! so please enjoy this chapter here! My sweet muffins]
Disclaimer One: Just because I am writing a fictional personification of a country as a yandere DOES NOT Mean this is how people from Germany act. It is FICTION and not to be taken seriously. Germany from Hetalia is a fictional character and is not how actual German people act thank you.
Disclaimer Two: Germany is not a yandere in canon this was just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters is fine as long as you separate fiction from reality. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life.
Disclaimer/TW: Slight mention of torture
(No One's POV)
Germany was not a man to see himself falling in love. That was until he met you, you are a stunning person and he wanted you as his partner. He was not clear on how he felt. As he did not know how to tell you how he felt. Though he thought he was. So one day it came to him going to ask you out on a date. That is when he sees you with (YOUR S/O). He saw how you kissed them on the lips and played with their hair.
The flowers in his hands began to be crushed as he stares in shock, horror, and disgust. This person did not and SHOULD Not be touching you! They would pay for this. Germany had a have of mind to storm in there and beat this person to a bloody pulp. Then to punish you.
Though that would make him seem like the bad guy. So instead he waits and stews. He wants you for days on end with this person. Watching for the right moment to strike. It finally came when (Your S/O) went to your home when you were not there. Germany works fast and comes He hits (Your S/O) over the head with a crowbar. Knocking them out and dragging them out of your home.
Germany takes them back to an undisclosed location and wakes them up. They are tied to a table.
(TWIGGER WARNING THE MENTION OF TORTURE START HERE: Long story short some medieval torture is explained no actual torture scene)
"You know, I been thinking of many ways to get rid of you." He says to them. "I have tortured many people in my life."
They are gagged so they cannot speak back.
"But I picked one of my favorite methods."
He picks up a bucket and a cage with a rat.
"This little guy is going to burrow inside of you and then I will seal you up." Germany says. "Then it will eat its way out of you. I then will leave you to succumb to blood loss or infection. Though I am going to add honey to your body, plenty of critters will be attracted to the sticky sweet and you will feel them end you."
There is horror in the man's eyes as he thrashes and jerks screaming behind the gag.
"This is what you get for being with my love. They belong to me, not to you." Germany says and got to work.
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed it, and stay sexy all my muffins!]
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mysticficti0n · 11 months
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hello I found your works earlier last week and I fell into a rabbit hole and I loved every second, I was wondering if you could do a piece about y/n joining a school where the TH boys where (around like 15-16 years old ish around year 11 and I know they're all different ages besides the twins but can we all pretend they're the same age??)
and they befriend Y/n and then find out she's a singer or something musical?? and like a small romance starts the bubble between y/n and Georg but Tom (good ol' Tom) starts to get jelly??
thank you and enjoy the summer (even tho it's rained baso every day here In Uk 🥲)
Okay babes I think you may have just created my newest series!! I'm so down to do this so I'll do some little plans for it but if anyone has any ideas drop them below ★
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clownaura · 4 months
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my best friends that moved to australia are coming back home for a few months and then moving to germany for school ;;; i’m so happy for them, but i’m kinda sad too :( i feel so behind everyone else my age
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olyphantastic-world · 11 months
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Sarah Brandner 🇩🇪
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damnredthing · 2 years
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Dragoncon SNW Panel popped up on Youtube
First of all a big thank you to ashwar007 who uploaded the SNW panel to YouTube. I don't know who you are, but the Trek community owes you big time. 😊🖖
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I love panels that only have a few guests and not the whole cast. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore the entire cast. But smaller panels have a much more personal atmosphere and the people on stage are a lot more relaxed.
I loved all the great questions that triggered so many great and funny answers. Anson's story about his convo with Shatner is hilarious.
My absolute highlight of this panel is watching Garrett's reactions. I totally can relate to him. 😂
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cowboy-robooty · 1 year
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even though germany is my oople doople i cant give him a harem with all the heta characters because i think a fundamental part of his character is the fact nobody fucking likes him. like im not even just talking in the show, irl nobody fucking likes him either he get no big plushie hell they took his ass outta hetalia the musical 4 like what the fuck guys spain and romano are there but germany aint? HES THE SECOND MAIN CHARACTER-
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beakbeak0 · 10 months
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here i was thinking i was kinda over him, especially after all that tea and drama the past couple days, there he goes reeling me in like a fucking fish wearing tight underwear in a movie trailer 😩
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footballandfiasco · 11 months
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oh to be in australia with the dfb girlies right now
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years
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#do i feel guilty abt spending like 4+hrs working on my CV during normal work hours today? yes#but also i spent 5 months getting paid part time when i was working 10+hr days 6 days a week#so i feel like it balances out#also i need to update my cv as things happen bc i instantly forget so many things i do#like i forgot i was named on at least 1 publication. like completely forgot until i searched my name on google scholar#also i have like 25 posters/presentations to my name. and only like maybe 5 of those are ones that r just in name#ive given a lot of talks/poster presentations lol#my cv is so long. i prob should have shortened it more before i sent it to the dude im talking with#but like. idk im gonna meet him next week so like if i commit a little faux pas by sending a too long cv im sure its fine. hes already#interested enough to chat. and therefore i have to bust my ass preparing to meet with him#bc hes from the most prestigious uni ive contacted. so like really theres no way ill get in. but i will shamelessly try#god. ive gotta really study hard. like i mean i dont have to but ive been so burnt out for so long that ive been slipping when it comes to#hardcore academic stuff. like my memory of genetics and chem stuff is slipping. and generally i find it difficult to wrangle my thoughts in#a way that makes sense. so i really wanna be prepared to talk to him#lol my boss is gonna get back from Europe like hey ur gonna follow me to las vegas? and im gonna be like haha fuck that i dont wanna live#there. i am currently 1 foot out the door. im at the bus stop waiting for someone to give me the money for the science bus#give me funding to study cool stuff!!!!#ugh and i still need to look for more ppl to ask. like i want at least 2 or 3 US options on top of my 3 potential UK options#and like im really considering contacting some ppl in Germany bc like all the papers i look at are german. the germans are doing cool#cyanobacteria bullshit. and im jealous and i dont speak german but hey ive got a year to learn#so idk maybe ill see if my boss talked to anyone cool while she was at her conferences. pls boss tell me abt the other cool cyanobacteria#ppl 🙏 but idk. i feel like ppl dont quite get what im interested in. bc its astrobiology but really its more evolution and understanding#the fundamentals of life. so like no i dont wanna go to mars. i wanna understand what freaky shit life was doing millons if years ago#ugh. im being a slacker. ive gotta shift into try hard mode.#but also i wanna draw and finish my fanfics 😭 we'll see what happens#unrelated#also thank u to the ppl who sent kind words on my post yesterday! im still shadowbanned so i cant reply to u 😭
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and this one goes out to all the little kids who are poc who wished they were more caucasian looking and had blonde straight hair and blue eyes
#i’m definitely pale and i have straight hair but like#when i was in elementary#and you know i had that toxic codependent friendship#she’s caucasian and thin ish blonde straight hair and barely visible body hair and blue eyes#and i was always so jealous#or not jealous but i wanted to look like her#like i’m definitely pale there’s no doubt about that#but standing next to my fully white friends like#our tones are. different? like i’m pale but not in the way they are#and plus back then i was more tan and i got comments on my facial hair a lot#chopped off all my hair a couple times because it kept getting knotted#and being pale now it’s. like. weird#i’m not pale in a totally white way bht i’m pale and could pass as white#i have such visible body hair and everything#but being from so many countries#i’ve had a lot of people say it’s cool or interesting being from so many places and i’m not going to say it’s not but. i don’t really have#any sense of culture at all. i don’t even know where specifically my dads from. my family never grew up religious#i was baptized in greece but i don’t know anything about their culture. holidays. same with germany and india i don’t know anything really#about any of them. and sure it’s cool being able to say i’m from so many countries but i barely speak more than english anyway. i haven’t#really lived the life of any of my cultures. i’d say culturally i’m not really from anywhere even if that doesn’t make sense#we don’t really celebrate halloween or christmas and nothing else either. thanksgiving or saint martins day we don’t do that#and i don’t even know holidays from greece or india. and it just kinda sucks sometimes
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patssecretblog · 7 months
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ALL OF YOU ARE BEING TOO NORMAL ABOUT THE SALT MINE.
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claiai · 8 months
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im like 90% sure I saw IAMKARENO at LAX today idk
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bxtsence · 10 months
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[ ☠ ] - ❝ Ugh! It fucking SUCKS that we weren’t able to go to M’era Luna this year! ❞
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[ ✞ ] - ❝ It really is unfortunate… ❞ He’s trying to hide his disappointment, but he’s not doing the best job of it.
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silentvoidtreeshop · 11 months
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talking with a friend about the differences in school systems between the US and europe and i think this is the funniest thing ive said in a while
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the-music-keeper · 1 year
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I did start a book for Objective #8! I picked a translation of the Schumanns' marriage diaries -- which, coincidentally, I'd very much been wanting to read anyway. I'm about a third of the way through.
Thus concludes the week's to-do list!
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