#jotaro brainrot

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Stardust crusaders having a crush on you

(Jotaro Kujo, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Mohammed Avdol)

Stardust Crusader stuff because I just finished part V and I miss them 😔

Also, I started this a WHILE ago, and it’s just been sitting in my drafts, so here you go.

I’ll also probably be making something for part V soon because I love them all. My accounts about to just become Jojo I’m so sorry 😭

Jotaro Kujo:

• He’s such a sweetie (he will literally ignore you)

• He doesn’t know how to just care about people??? So he won’t say anything

• But he will be very protective of you

• Atleast he’s not insulting you 😭

• He’ll just be watching you at all times, making sure you’re ok.

• He gets flustered, and then gets more flustered since he’s flustered

• Not that most people would notice

• He just starts sweating a bit and looks away.

• but you know who’s NOT shy???

• Star Platinum will not hesitate to play with your hair, stand by you, stare at you

• Obviously Jotaro will try to control him, but sometimes it just subconsciously happens

• He gets frustrated because people (POLNAREFF COUGH COUGH) will tease him

• But he bluffs well enough so you can’t tell

• When he does ask you on a date (if he does)

• It’s short, and almost a demand 😭

• “Go out with me.”

• He moves his hat so that you can’t see his face

• But he’s lowkey shaking

• Bro could defeat dio, multiple other stand users, and stop time without breaking a sweat, but when it comes to you?

• He’s just very out of his element, give my boy a chance

Noriaki Kakyoin:

• He’s just naturally so charming

• Especially if you’re around Jotaro and you’re a woman 😭

• He’ll comfort you if Jotaro makes any rude remarks

• “Pay him no mind.”

• He acts like you don’t affect him as much as you do

• But not to the point of being rude to you.

• He tries to impress you, but might not even realize he’s doing it

• Like he’ll do something cool and then immediately look to you to see if you saw him

• Might act just a smidge more charming

• Oh you need to walk through this door? He’ll open it for you. You’re having a seat? Here, let him pull your chair out for you. There’s a puddle? Oh, don’t get your shoes wet! He can carry you across- for your safety of course!

• He’s very polite, and respects you so much

• Always want to hear your input

• What do YOU think is the best route? Which hotel do YOU like?

• “What do you think, Y/N?”

• Just cares about you very much.

• He’ll be confident but humble when he asks you out

• “Y/N, I like you. Would you go on a date with me?”

• He’s shaking in his boots

• He just always has this content smile when he’s with you.

Jean Pierre Polnareff:

• Oh brother we got ourselves a yapper 😭

• Everyone knows he likes you

• It is absolutely not a secret

• You just assume he’s joking, or think he doesn’t really mean it

• But he is DEAD serious

• Shameless simp- he doesn’t care who makes fun of him

• “Ah, Y/N, do you need help with that? I’ll help!”

• You didn’t need help, he just can’t stand to see you working

• “Mon amour, someone as beautiful as you shouldn’t have to do work like this. Hohoho! leave it to me!”

• He’s incredibly corny and will say the cringiest things at any time.

• “Ah! You’re eyes are as beautiful and shiny are Silver Chariots armor!”

• and you’re just like thanks???? I guess???

• He will ask you out constantly. Just got done fighting? He’ll ask you out to cuddle in his sleeping mat (and also proclaim his undying love) you’re hungry? Please! Let him take you out to eat (and proclaim his undying love) you said you’re tired? He’ll ask you if he can carry you (and of course proclaim his undying love)

• When you finally take it seriously enough to give him a chance, he is over the moon

• He’s telling everyone

• “they said yes! We’re dating!”

• He’s so head over heels and just adores you

Mohammad Avdol:

• Dude he is SWEATING

• Like you won’t notice because he’s very calm and collected, but he’s freaking out

• It also doesn’t help that Magicians Red always comes out when you’re around, and he just keeps getting hotter.

• Like if you’re having a long conversation with Avdol, it will just progressively get more hot

• He tries desperately to keep Magicians Red under wraps, and for the most part he does

• But he gets so embarrassed when he cant

• He’s super respectful, like feels bad for even liking you

• He thinks he’s being gross for thinking of you like that especially if he doesn’t think you like him 😭

• He feels embarrassed outright asking to just have a conversation with you, so he always tries to cover it up with something else

• “Y/N, do you mind helping me read this?”

• HE COULD READ IT!!! He just wanted an excuse to talk to you ☹️

• Since he’s also the groups stand teacher, he’ll use his knowledge to his advantage

• Like you’ll made some off comment about “hmm wonder why that happened.” And he’s going into nerd mode

• 🤓☝️ “Actually when a stand user…”

• Like it was not necessary for him to go off like that, but the way you listen so intently makes his heart flutter.

• if you take his advice into account or say something reminded you of him, he is DEAD

• You actually thought about him, even just for one second, and that is wild to him

• He is also a simp, but no one would notice. Pouring your tea for you, helping set up your mat, bandaging your wounds, etc.

• You just think he’s being a good friend

• When he finally asks you out, he’s so flustered, but tries to keep calm.

• “Y/N, when this is all over I would like to take you on a date. Is that ok?”

• He’s just the sweetest nicest big ol’ teddy bear.

#fanfic #fanfiction #headcanon #brainrot #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo #noriaki kakyoin #jean pierre polnareff #mohammad avdol #jotaro #kakyoin #polnareff #avdol #jjba part 3 #stardust crusaders #jotaro kujo x reader #jotaro x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #kakyoin x reader #jean pierre polnareff x reader #polnareff x reader #mohammad avol x reader #avdol x reader

[m0rt1mersgr4ve]

noritaro plus the lil emojis i made for the tik tok !

#noritaro #jotakak #jotaro kujo #noriaki kakyoin #jotaro x kakyoin #stardust crusaders #i just think they're neat #ok i may be experiencing brainrot #they are all i ever think about everything ties back to them #I think about avdol a lot too like i giggle and kick my feet #in a stim kinda way #oh wait im posting noritaro #jotaro is a shark actually #and kakyoin is a squid #i had to look up the differences between squid and octupus

[jojosbizzaretitties]

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba brainrot #jotaro kujo #stardust crusaders #hirohiko araki #jojo manga #jojokes #hyperfixation #the simpsons #anime meme template

[jojosbizzarewife]

Conversation I had with my partner (and which jojo characters would also roast me just as hard)

Me : I want to buy a "stand to pee" packer from work and dress it up in a cute lil cock ring

S/O : if you tell anyone that, they'll know you're on tumblr

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Dio, Caesar, Jotaro, Avdol, Rohan, Koichi, Giorno, Abbachio, Trish, Formaggio, Jolyne, Anasui, Diego, Blackmore, Norisuke

#jojo #jojo brainrot #jjba brainrot #jjba imagines #jojo imagines #dio brando #caesar zeppeli #jotaro kujo #muhammed avdol #rohan kishibe #koichi hirose #giorno giovanna #abbacchio leone #trish una #formaggio jjba #jolyne cujoh #narciso anasui #diego brando #blackmore jjba #norisuke higashikata

[missallanious]

😔 local convenience store clerk bullied by mafia boss

#fanart #aged up characters #jojos bizarre adventure #noriaki kakyoin #jjba part 3 #jojo part 3 #kakyoin #kakyoin lives #jotaro kujo #kujo jotaro #jotaro #dangerous convenience store #oh boy #is this a problem or what lmao #help i have brainrot #jotaro x kakyoin #jotakak

[hahahaarmagedon]

Honestly thinking of drawing one of the Joestars in this, mainly bc I wanna babygirl-ify one of them (Jotaro Jotaro Jotaro Jotaro)

#he's so babygirl #jojos bizzare adventure fanart #jjba #jjba pt 3 #joestar bloodline #joestars #jotaro kujo #jonathan joestar #giorno giovanna #josuke higashikata #I need to babygirl-ify them :(( #jjba brainrot #shitpost #ideas #art ideas

[strawborzoi]

*furrifies my hyperfixation :)

#back on the jojo brainrot I like funnee man punching series #jjba #jojo #furry #art #furry art #jotaro kujo

[starry-blue-echoes]

So for more Jotaro Causing So Much Confusion In Italy

It’s been pretty well established at this point that Jotaro is used to deal with Stand Users and is one of the SWF’s go to people if something bad starts happening. So he’s probably become very familiar with the technical terms and categories when dealing with Stands

And this is. Going to just be confusing as hell because “…..Stands have classifications????”

Like. Let’s say it’s on the boat when Zucchero shows up, because the boat is basically a hot spot for Weird Joot Things. He’s just looking at Soft Machine and observing it, muttering “hm, artificial humanoid, close range, probably a power type given the knife. Not too fast so C type speed, physically weak but a strong ability, so probably A type destructive capacity-” and so on

So the gang are just watching like “:D????”

Giorno: I thought you said you were a marine biologist?

Jotaro: I am

Giorno: then….. how do you know all this???

Jotaro: Experince

Giorno:

Jotaro:

Giorno: …..are you….. going to elaborate?

Jotaro: No

#the reason this post exists? #I’ve been reading up on stands and classifications for the last hour now and got brainrot #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jotaro in italy #golden wind #vento aureo #jjba part 5 #jjba jotaro #jotaro kujo #jjba giorno #giorno giovanna #jjba zucchero #mario zucchero

[boog-how]

Every night I'm dancing with your ghost

#booghowart #fanart #jotakak #jojo brainrot #jotaro kujo #noriaki kakyoin #jotaro x kakyoin #jojo's bizzare adventure fanart #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable

[nickgoesinsane]

Thinking about convincing Jotaro to sit on your face...

Your mouth waters in anticipation, and your hands grip the firm flesh of his asscheeks to spread him open. He smells good, citrusy and fresh like his shower gel. You blow softly over his asshole, making it twitch at the feeling. Jotaro pauses, his breath hitching, and rises back onto his knees before he can actually sit on your face. You bite back a disappointed groan.

“Are you actually sure? I’m… heavy.” He grimaces, glancing down at his massive body. He’s a solid two hundred and something pounds of muscle, which have softened a little since his highschool days.

Your expression softens and turn your head to press a kiss against his thigh. “I’m sure, babygirl. ‘Sides, being smothered to death by this tight ass of yours is the best way to go in my book.” You say, only half joking, and land a firm smack on one of his cheeks.

Jotaro rolls his eyes, “Idiot.” He grumbles, but settles over your face again. Though he doesn’t lower himself fully, afraid to smother you even though that’s exactly what you want, it’s enough for your mouth to make contact. You carefully run the flat of your tongue over his hole, and his entire body shudders. “Fuck,” He rasps, burying his face in his arm, and drops some of his weight on you.

It’s fucking great. He’s so hot and soft and yours. You groan into him and grip onto his hips to keep him from sitting up on his knees again. You lap at his hole with soft, gentle licks to coax him into relaxing. He sighs shakily, unclenching, and slowly rocks into the rhythm of your mouth. Testing the waters, you prod at his entrance with the tip of your tongue. Jotaro makes another small noise, but doesn’t attempt to pull away. The wood of the headboard creaks and groans under his tight grip.

Keep reading.

#jjba brainrot #dom!reader #dom reader #top!reader #top reader #sub character #sub kujo jotaro #sub jjba #kujo jotaro x reader #jjba x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure #seeing if this one appears in the tags #testing...

[nebulaesstar]

I went to the beach for the first time in over a decade and all i was thinking about was how much Jotaro would love being there

I think i really like the beach :]

#sai speaks #sorry jjba brainrot sooo bad #jotaro kujo

[yorsun]

Jotaro made friends his freshman year of college and stuck with them the rest of his college career. Moved in with them his sophomore year into a cute little house that was worn down but fit all four to five of them and he would literally do more than die for them. Some of his friends are girls because I say so and they all vibe and smoke weed 

#am I projecting? it may be so #literally replaced my name with his and called it a day here #@ me and my friend group #Jotaro Kujo #JJBA #jotaro kujo phd #marine biologist jotaro kujo #more jotaro in college brainrot because im in a mood #jotaro kujo in college #autistic jotaro #listen every hc I have of jotaro he is autistic in it I don't make the rules #actually I do and I say this is true #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable #jotaro kujo imagine

[jojosbizzarewife]

Who says shit like

"I have to pee, open your mouth"

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Joseph, Jotaro, Yuya Fungami, Abbachio, F.F., Scarlet Valentine, Jodio

#jojo brainrot #jjba brainrot #jjba imagines #jojo imagines #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #yuya fungami #abbacchio leone #f.f jjba #scarlet valentine #jodio joestar

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JONATHAN JOESTAR IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER. YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE (I will probably write something for a jojo character soon cuz the brain rot is real)

#Jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #brainrot

[saruuuwu]

listening to heaven's falling down because i'm still not over stone ocean's ending

#im in brainrot #i love them so much #jjba #jojo #jolyne #jotaro

[lgbttruther]

character bingo: wet and pathetic Harry Dem Bois, the awful frenchman following him around, and jootaro

Harry, Jean (I assumed you meant him because you specified the awful one lmao), and Jotaro in order.

#THANKS FOR THIS it was fun to fill these out #it's difficult for me to hold more solid opinions about harry/his treatment by the fans #because he's capable of being/doing so many things #feel kind of bad about the obvious jean brainrot but its not a secret at this point :^/ #its been too long since i watched SDC i should really go ponder jotaro again #ask #ask game #as for the part about controversial opinions i just. dont talk about them openly