arthur bennett does not know what the term "serving cunt" means. any time emizel brings him around the demons hide out all the other boys go "damn dude peepaw serving cunt" and arthur just stares at them long enough that they get Really uncomfortable and go "haha… you look good is what im sayi- you know what, nevermind,"
Pulled a Rand in DnD today. Rolled a nat 20 and managed to convince a shop owner that my cameo of an ugly person was actually of royalty and that it was very expensive. Managed to sell it for 30 gold pieces. Very much like the sale of a certain baseball card.
You know what I realised today that I really like about JRWI:R? Jay is their Main Woman and yet any of the like, questionable horny bits are nearly ALWAYS a Chip or a Gill thing. The tit flashing in the mooner temple? Gill. Nearly being mounted by a Shark-Bear via being seductive? Chip. Getting restrained and wrapped up in chains? Chip. Grizz even specifically said to Jay/Condi at the mooner temple “god no I’m not gonna make you expose your breasts” as if the idea was just,,, unheard of. Every sexualization in this damn series is just, Gill or Chip and it’s both lovely to see and also So Fucking Funny to me. It could be so easy and instead we get Gillion in 10 inch heels in Noctis. Best series EVER. Chip is the fanservice character fr fr
Edit: GUYS I WAS REWATCHING FOR FIC PURPOSES I FORGOT THAT THEY MENTIONED CHIP GETTING PREGNANT AND THEN ALSO RECOILING AT THE IDEA OF THAT HAPPENING TO JAY THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE
Ok so bitb/jwri fandom, hear me out: Armenian Kian Stone. That is all. I am headcanoning it either way 😌
But like yeah, these are all over the past week or so, and I'm supposed to be doing school work but I don't like math + I read 30 pages of the book we're reading in English, and tho I'm not caught up still, I don't wanna burn out. So boom.
Also low-key I wanna infodump about Joaquin so if someone could send me an ask on this blog if they're interested hearing about him, I could infodump about him then lol. I know I should mess with the other human/tombsona ocs, but he's my favorite out of them cause he's quite the character.
Anyway, thanks for reading! Remember to hydrate and I hope you have a good day :)