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#kalex incorrect quotes
alexblakehusband · 2 months
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kate: we should dig a hole in the park and name it “love”
alex: uh, but why?
kate: so we can watch people fall in love!
alex:
derek: I HAVE A SHOVEL–
alex: NO!
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joyfulpeanutsworld · 5 years
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Kara: Name one bad decision I made.
Lena: Would you like a list?
Alex: We can organize it by date, location or the amount of trouble you created.
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joyfulpeanutsworld · 4 years
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Kara: Aleeex...I can't sleep
Alex:
Alex: I can, Good night.
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joyfulpeanutsworld · 5 years
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Alex: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Kara: I'm sorry. You were stabbed?!
Alex: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.
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joyfulpeanutsworld · 5 years
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Mon-el: Well, you know what they say. What doesn't kill you-
Alex: Should have tried harder
Mon-el: What! Alex no.
Kara: She's not wrong.
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Kara, on the phone: Alex, where are you?
Alex: Just got back from Target with Mags. It feels like I forgot something.
Kara: Yeah, you forgot me.
Alex: OH SHIT!
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Kara: Maggie would you do me the honor of becoming my sister in law?
Alex: Did you just propose to her for me?
Kara: Someone had to, Alex!
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Kara: What does BDSM mean?
Alex: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING.
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Kara: About a week ago I accidentally kissed Lena.
Alex: Really?
Kara: Yes.
Alex: You accidentally kissed Lena.
Kara: Yes.
Alex: Accidentally.
Kara: Yes.
Alex: I don’t understand, did you trip over something?
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Kara: I hated when teachers left a '?' when they graded mmy work.
Kara: Like, mate, I didn't know what was going on either
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Alex: Where's Lena, Kara?
Kara: We just stepped out of the shower. She'll be down in a minute.
Alex: Alright li--listen, you guys can't go... did you just say we?
Kara: What?
Alex: Did you just say "we just stepped out of the shower"?
Kara: I said "she."
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Kara: [groaning] How can you drink like this? I feel like I've been hungover for three months.
Maggie: [shrugs]
Alex: It's actually been four months this Friday.
Kara: How!? How do you do it?
Maggie: Something about being gay I think. We can hold our liquor to the point of alcohol poisoning.
Alex: Its in our DNA. It's like God knew we would have to drown our sorrows on a regular basis.
Kara: Or... and this is just a thought... you're both alcoholics.
Alex: Nah.... that can't be it.
Maggie: Must just be us gays.
Alex: and if you're going to be hanging out with us you best get used to it, sis.
Kara: or I could just tell mom...
Alex: [offended] Or You could not!!
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Alex: You need to start worrying about your own body. When's the last time you had a carrot?
Kara: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll just eat the frosting.
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Kara: J'onn, can you pretend to be my dad to Miss Grant?
J'onn [on the phone]: Yes? This…is papa Danvers. Yes. Kara is playing swords. Sorry, playing WITH swords. She is bleeding. Oh no, she is dead. Don’t call again. *hangs up*
Kara:
J'onn: Sorry, I panicked.
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