#less then zero

[angelsaxis]

a prisoner worked for 136 hours to make a collective 17 bucks, all of which they donated to Palestine. and some of y'all can't even boycott starbucks.

#angel posts #palestine #you have less than zero rights and work slave wages and you haev the courage and compassion to give ALL your earnings to Palestine #and then there's yt liberals on here who still need their hands held through the basics of caring about others

[animesketch-es]

The brainrot is brainrotting 🤕

Smiling Critters infection/apocalypse AU I don’t actually have a name for yet because I haven’t thought that far. I just thought I’d draw what I had in mind before it disappeared never to be seen again… 🕊️

The general premise is that after the outbreak, the SC formed their own survival group based in DogDay’s house and were doing well for themselves until CatNap suddenly got infected. Now it’s a mix of apocalypse survival and trying to find a cure + interpersonal drama because of course

#i expand on it… maybe we’ll see #catnap isn’t dead but as the infection gets worse he becomes less and less like himself #like monster catnap #infection is spread via poppy gas btw so actually everyone also has a gas mask for outdoor ventures and catnap visits #correction catnap isn’t dead yet #a lot of people are kind of emo #dogday is singlehandedly boosting everyone’s morale enough not to give up hope #the prototype is the origin of infection slash patient zero #catnap suffering #everyone else is also suffering #poppy playtime #smiling critters #smiling critters au #dogday #catnap #bobby bearhug #picky piggy #bubba bubbaphant #hoppy hopscotch #kickin chicken #craftycorn #this is long #phthartic au

[nemkero]

zuko when i make him my oc (hi)

#hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby #there is almost zero difference between them #but #he gets less scrawny #and grows a lil #im just soft for happy affectionate comic zuko #hes so cute #hope he die #and this will be like #the only time ill draw book 3 zuko standing straight #anyways #only drew this to use as reference #bc i wanna draw them interacting #i love stupid self indulgent time travel bs #atla #avatar #avatar fanart #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #atla art #atla zuko #zuko #fire lord zuko

[teacupsandcyanide]

Something I miss from earlier eras of the creative side of the internet was things just being unabashedly low-budget. Just all unashamedly amateur, unprofessional, ‘I don’t own a good camera but I have a story to tell you’, ‘I can’t afford a good mic but I have a song to sing for you,’ ‘I don’t have any kind of background in editing or lighting and I only just picked up this guitar last Tuesday but here’s an entire musical me and my friends wrote about our favourite book, we filmed it on a potato and put it up on YouTube in ten minute segments because we thought it was pretty funny.’

#everything felt so much less like Content then #and as someone who wants to share creative stuff online #it’s now incredibly daunting thinking about doing that bc #especially as a disabled person who can’t work full time #it feels almost impossible to extricate art from being Content #like there’s this immense pressure to produce things that could pass as professionally produced by a team of educated people #and to make smart decisions so that somehow eventually you can profit off your art #and instead of it being a ‘hey look at my silly little song’ it becomes #competing in an over saturated market already dominated by the nepotism afforded by wealth and connections #and it feels like it would very difficult not to measure my personal satisfaction with how a certain piece of art turned out #by how much attention it got online #even though I genuinely have zero desire to be famous and it sounds like a complete nightmare #anyway I’m gonna have ice cream for dinner how about you guys #hmp42

[dykepaldi]

no i take it for granted at this point but it genuinely is so nice that 13 was the way that she was. just the exact same non binary freak as before. i remember in 2017 even seeing queer people on here being like ‘aw omg she’s gonna do xyz traditionally feminine thing for the first time!!!1!’ no she’s not she’s going to eat soil. genuinely quite impressive that chibnall/the beeb got that right

#zero change in gender presentation #zero attempt to make her less gross and weird #actually so refreshing!!!!!! #v important to me at the time #doctor who #dw #thirteen #mine

[juniemunie]

was playing deltarune and thinking about sansnomaly,,,

rip kris having to deal with this delulu

#junie art post #sansnomaly #i do love the idea that sans is just a dude in deltarune #the idea that hes a lil less experienced or as confident as his UT self #and has zero clue #is super cute #like its some time traveler's wife plot going on hhhh #sans x reader #sans x self insert #poor kris having to be the unwilling thirdwheel/medium in all of this #theyre super fun to draw and color though #deltarune

[satans-knitwear]

Super quick pics, before I return to my blanket cocoon ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#I need to be so cosy rn or I may simply expire 💁 #This is defo one of my fav body pieces for getting cosy #Had the very dangerous but totally standard Gee-type thought earlier of- Maybe some new lingerie would fix me. #Seeing as I have less than zero coin rn thanks to vets and groceries etc. That is not going to happen 😂 but it's a comfortingly Me thought #satans knitwear #cheeky #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #pretty lingerie #Lingerie bodysuit #Black strappy lingerie

[bakubunny]

kaoru can be so mean.

he huffed quietly behind you, his breath hitting the shell of your ear. “dumb bunny. is this what you needed, darling? your embarrassing display stupidity only further proves that you’re incapable of understanding something as simple as a consequence.”

your wrists were gripped tightly in his hand as he leaned back to watch your ass ripple with every sharp thrust of his hips. each one had your eyes rolling from how well he split you open, his thickness pressing and dragging against your sweet spot, his length - fuck, he was so deep you were sure he was in your guts - ramming that deep, tender spot near your cervix over and over with precision. he ran his free hand from your hip to the small of your back and gently pressed, a reminder to, “keep your fucking back arched when i fuck you,” the memory kaoru’s low, seething tone burned into your mind. you nearly shuddered as you did.

“carla, analyze.”

“okay, master. ineffective angle identified by 3.2°.”

heat flooded to your cheeks. kaoru adjusted his thrust ever so slightly and you could have sworn your head went numb. you keened as more pleasure shot to every centimeter of your body.

“maximum efficacy achieved.”

kaoru grinned as your legs shook. “see? even she knows how perfectly i use and cherish what belongs to me.”

@neon-gothicc @thenamesmiz @dcsiremc

#f!reader #it took approximately zero time for me to finish the series and turn around with this bs #maybe someday i’ll be less of a (yikes) for pretty anime men but today is not that day #y’all the hcs i have for this man are not fit to be shared with anyone #and kaoru isn’t that mean here ik i’m just soft #idk idk but eat up ig not sure i like it but I’m too flustered so I ended it #I was gonna write matcha blossom but adding joe got me even more flustered #sk8 smut #kaoru sakurayashiki #kaoru smut #x reader #bakubunny #sk8 x reader

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #cursed image #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #less than 50 days now until my immunology appointment #and miraculously my health is still managing to get even worse! #I'm genuinely kind of impressed. #and like. there is absolutely zero guarantee that the immunologist will even like. do their job. so. #feeling very *see above* #so like uh. I'm not religious but if you're the praying type it probably wouldn't hurt to throw me in occasionally if you've got room. #it's gonna be brutal if this one can't/won't treat me either. #favorites

[mod2amaryllis]

i think one of the most interesting things about tradwives to me is the publicity, aka the fact that they're all influencers, profiting off of the lifestyle, but I'm not smart enough to delve into why it's interesting while pissing on break.

#i will say that's one of the things that helps me feel less insecure about my desire to be a stay at home parent and my love for domesticity #for me it's entirely insular. there is zero content motivation. no one in y life expects me to like it i just do.

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 1: Favorite Machine

Snapmaws are still my favorite 🐊💕

#my art #horizontober2023 #horizon zero dawn #hzd #horizon forbidden west #hfw #aloy #snapmaw #yes she is riding a snapmaw that isn’t overridden #it’s fine she’ll be good #aloy is very scrappy #I'm giving myself permission this year to post less polished pieces #but I had to give my baby a little extra love

[jimmyspades]

"To figure out a character, I try to look for something that's not in the screenplay—a little secret they carry around with them. Sometimes it's allowed to show itself, sometimes it isn't, yet it's always there.

"Robert Downey Jr. and I both decided that our two guys had been lovers at one point. It wasn't referred to at all, but that was the one choice made in that film that I ended up being pleased with, because it informed everything that happened. There's a certain understanding between two people who've been lovers that's not there in two people who haven't." James Spader on LESS THAN ZERO (1987), Interview Magazine, 1993

#wow... #james spader #less than zero #robert downey jr #* #1980s #words #bret easton ellis #need him to write a book about all his characters and their little secrets thanks #or at least give me a call about it

[seaweedstarshine]

[just after having helped River make a getaway from a heist of an astatine lace shawl — the rarest substance in the universe — without her even needing to ask beyond a simple “hello sweetie” scrawl in the sky] [Eleventh Doctor] “I can see its worth — but Alice is right! What’s so special about a lace shawl?” [River] “Ah, well, lace, you see, is the traditional gift for a thirteenth wedding anniversary…” [Eleventh Doctor] “Wedding anniversary? Whose wedding anniversary?” [River] “Spoilers…!” *winks* [Thirteenth Doctor, reminiscing] “I love River.”

HAPPY THIRTEENTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO THE DOCTOR AND RIVER SONG!

Sources: Diary of River Song: The Furies, Diary of River Song: The Lady in the Lake, The Day of the Moon, Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition #33, The Wedding of River Song, The Big Bang, The Angels Take Manhattan, The Many Lives of Doctor Who: Without a Paddle, The Time of the Doctor, Forest of the Dead, Let's Kill Hitler, Diary of River Song: The Wife of River Song, Eleventh Doctor Year Two: Physician Heal Thyself, A Good Man Goes to War, Eleventh Doctor Chronicles: Broken Hearts, The Husbands of River Song, Doctor Who Confidential: When Time Froze

#river song #eleventh doctor #twelfth doctor #tenth doctor #thirteenth doctor #yowzah #edits by seaweed #words by seaweed #I know there's not a lot of 12 and 10 and 13 rep but oh well theres not as much source material. I got like a quote from them each #regular reminder that psychopath has no clinical meaning and is more of a reclaimed slur than a descriptive term etc #reclaimed language #ableist language #this is about them being messy (positive) together. ALSO river was promised Stevie Wonder for her 13th anniversary <3 #I HAVE ZERO SOURCES FROM BOOKS WHAT im sure there are some perfect quotes from novels & short stories but well #I got episodes and audios and comics and magazines #did I miss posting a thing for 'fourteen years since fish custard' day a few weeks back? yes. yes I did. #am I trying to make up for it by celebrating a day that references a very specific comic that less people likely heard of? yes. yes i am. #maybe shoulda posted this at midnight last night. April 22 is almost over in the UK I think #okay I gotta go to work now! ima watch Wedding of River Song tonight

[sinlizards]

[ID: Digital 3/4 angle portrait drawing of Clover Field from Zero Escape: 999. Her head is tilted slightly down as she looks at the viewer with a worried expression. Clover’s hands are in frame, mostly obscured by sleeves and clutched near her chest. The drawing is done in a looser style and colored in saturated greens and pinks. End ID]

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#zero escape #999 #9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors #clover field #clover 999 #my art #fan art #described #2022 #was gonna wait 2 post this with more sketches but im trying 2 be less picky over what/how much i post o7

[dreamcrow]

what if archie, but... dwagon Φ ᆺ Φ

#tales of arcadia #toa wizards #trollhunters #toa archie #hisirdoux casperan #i still have less than zero confidence in my handle on douxie #but i am thinking v hard tonight abt the scrap of catfight i have sketched out between archie and skrael... #i just think they should both get to be huge bitches!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #draws

[snapscube]

HOW DID JOY LIKE THE NEW RWBY VOLUME!!!!!!!

her blog is @joy-crimes please ask her yourself haha

this blog is now a 🚫 RWBY free zone 🚫

#sorry if i sound curt i just #literally have less-than-zero interest in hearing about or talking about the show beyond the scraps i let my girlfriend tell me #because she gets that privilege by being my partner lmao