#liliego?

[c0ffeeb1ack]

I saw a gifset of lila & diego on my dash the other day bc I follow the tua tag and now "ARE YOU INSANE????? / uh, we met in an asylum 😒" keeps going around and around in my head. I can't wait to see them again <3333

#the umbrella academy #tua #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #hey wait wtf is their ship name #im so far removed from shipping jsjskskdksk #lilego or diela #or even diegla #liliego? #send help

[therulerofallpotatos]

Lila: You were a legend! I had a tween girl crush on you for fuck's sake! What happened? You've done nothing but run around like a headless chicken since I met you.

Diego: *silently seething with jealousy because crush on who, exactly?*

Viktor: it's the hargreeves effect.

Allison: We're all more competent when we're apart.

Five: I hate all of you.

#the umbrella academy #five x lila #lila pitts #liliego #fivela #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[therulerofallpotatos]

Five: *leaves his family alone for two seconds*

Four of his six siblings: But daddy, I love them!

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #I am referring to #ben hagreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #love was in 60s Dallas the entire time I guess #vissy #liliego #rallison? #i dont know #allison/ray #ray chestnut #ben/jill #Jen...well. that's a heck of a coinkidink #i dont know what their ship name is cuz the other version is just Bill and that doesn't work

[therulerofallpotatos]

Diego: *jealous of Five because he's insecure about Lila liking him*

Five: *sigh* I probably could take her from you.

Diego: *angry*

Five: *proceeds to dissect their entire relationship and how Five has already put work into keeping them together* Do you notice anything? She's not with me. If I was going to sabotage your relationship, I wouldn't be having this stupid conversation. I'd be screwing her somewhere right now. Chill the fuck out already. She wants you. Accept it.

Diego: *now angry because Five is right and he hates when Five is right*

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila x five #lila pitts #fivela #liliego

[therulerofallpotatos]

You think Lila ever thought about how throwing Stan at Diego saved her life and prolonged Stan's by a few days since it means they escaped Berlin before the kugelblitz ate the 80s.

#the umbrella academy #lila pitts #stan tua #liliego #tua spoilers

[therulerofallpotatos]

Five hated Lila but he also called Lila out on messing with Diego specifically to help her have a chance with his brother because hating a woman doesn't mean he'll sabotage his family finding love

#tua spoilers #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila #liliego

[therulerofallpotatos]

Is Five addicted to apocalypses or is Lila projecting her anxiety that she won't be able to settle down and have a normal, boring life with Diego and the baby?

#and will I wrote Five calling her out on it? #five hargreeves #lila pitts #fivela #liliego #five x lila #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy

[therulerofallpotatos]

Lila having slept with both Diego and Five in S2 and returning pregnant like...so I don't exactly know which one of you is the dad...

So they both decide they're the dad and the kid has three parents now.

#the umbrella academy #fivela #liliego #five x lila #tua spoilers

[therulerofallpotatos]

Five about to head for the alcohol during the wedding but catches Lila's eye instead and they end up fucking in the Buffalo suite. They're laying there on the bed when they hear people come in and they both blink out of sight because they don't need to hear the jokes. Five watching Allison make the deal with Reginald. Lila mourning her lost round 3 because this is going to be all Five cares about now.

#fivela #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #five hargreeves #lila pitts #no liliego au #five x lila

[therulerofallpotatos]

Diego being jealous of five multiple times cuz he's anxious that he'll steal his girl in s3 is my lifeblood rn

#fivela #liliego #five x lila #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy

[therulerofallpotatos]

What ever happened to liliego? The first time I saw Diego/Lila as a ship name, it was liliego. It's fun to say and easy to interpret if you know their first names which is an ideal ship name. Now all I see is Dielila when I see the ship at all and like...

Why something that spells out Die Lila? Its distracting and feels like a sentiment a majority of the shippers wouldn't like.

#im not even a big diego/lila shipper this has just been bugging me #dielila #liliego #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #the umbella academy

[therulerofallpotatos]

It's amazing how I worried about accidentally spoiling the Stan reveal to my dad because we watched the reveal together and this man spent the entire time fully believing Stanley was liliego's biological son. Incredible. We theorized together about Stanley having powers and everything. I should never underestimate how little of my words ever last more than 5 minutes in that man's mind. I've been feeling guilty for weeks letting that slip and dude just does not listen to me when I speak in plain english to him.

#ps if my mom ever remembers she actually follows me then i don't want to hear it about the spoilers for her #moving out soon too so me mentioning my family is about to drastically reduce to near zero lol #my ramblings