Also, just as a quick psa for ppl who are gonna talk about Allison and use the acronym “poc” (person or people of color) when talking about her pls use it correctly. Calling her a “poc character” does not make sense. It translates to “person of color character” which is nonsense. Ben and Allison are characters of color, sure but they aren’t “poc characters”. That is a nonsense phrase.
I personally don’t care of the acronym because of how it avoids being specific and sometimes it’s use erases ppl’s identities by being so vague. Allison is played by a Black actress. Allison is Black. She isn’t just “of color”, her identity does have a name and while it may be more nuanced than that (we’re only one season in), I think it’s important to acknowledge her identity more specifically if we are gonna talk about it.
Disclaimer: I am not Black. I’m kanaka maoli and I don’t mean to talk over other people so if I’ve made a mistake pls let me know. I’m open to and interested in conversation on the matter.
Klaus: When did you even learn to drive?
Five: That’s none of your business.
Diego: Can you even see over the steering wheel?
Five: Well enough.
Allison: Are you going 85?!
Five: 82, ya dyslexic.
GIRLS’ DAY OUT: Claire and Jules Hargreeves spotted as the cousins spend an afternoon shopping together in Los Angeles
or: the celebrity AU nobody asked for, part 1
Klaus: [Hand stuck in a Pringles can] Can you help me?
Ben: Just use your other hand.
Klaus: You’re not gonna believe this [pulling it out from behind his back to reveal he’s gotten it surgically replaced with a sword] but I got it surgically replaced with a sword
The Umbrella Academy Writing Requests [OPEN!] ☂️🎄
I’m putting all my writing projects on hold to write some holiday-themed stuff!
No guarantee I’ll do every single one, but I’m in a big Christmas/New Year’s/holidays-in-general mood, so who knows?
Will not do:
Other than that, go wild!! Really looking forward to this batch of requests!
Note: Don’t be afraid to send a request if you’ve already sent one in the past (even if I haven’t finished it yet). Seriously, send 10 at once if you want, it keeps me motivated!
Five: This animal is pink because of its diet, which consists mainly of shr-
Klaus and Allison: HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT, BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK? EAT TOO MUCH AN-
Klaus: *crashing into the table and counters*
Luther: …What is he doing?
Allison: He just bought a pair of Heelys.
Klaus: SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY- *knocks over a trash can*
1) There can’t be any NSFW roleplay in the blog. Mod is underage so please keep that in mind.
2) If you are playing an OC, please provide a page or information about them so I can get some contextualization. Get to know your OC a little better.
3) Literate roleplayers only.
4) Tumblr does not make up every second of my day so be patient with the timing of my replies. I will try to reply as often as I can but there are cases where things in my life happen or I’m not in the mood to roleplay in the moment. I want to provide my best replies after all so I don’t want to send in something I forced myself to write. It’s fine to nudge me in case it seems I have forgotten about our thread but please don’t do so too constantly.
5) Please be respectful to everyone involved in the blog. I am here to have fun so let’s avoid some drama.
6) Do not write for me, meaning that I am in full control of what my character thinks and does.
7) No overpowered characters. It’s fine if they are powerful but no one is perfect and it does make the roleplay more interesting/takes it on a different route when they are vulnerable every once in a while. Same case for the character I am writing for.
8) Communication is important so please inform me if you have any triggers that I should watch out for.
9) I ask for roleplays to be in third person point of view.
10) Try to make replies of a few paragraphs. I appreciate description and length in replies.
11) If you have any doubts, send me a message and I’ll gladly reply.
If you’ve made it this far, thank you for taking the time to read this post. Happy roleplaying.
ajdgsksjsggsvs ugh, your mind 😩😩😩😩
Me thinking about season 2 of tua and all the ways they could truly disappoint me
ᴺᵘᵐᵇᵉʳ ᶠⁱᵛᵉ ᴵⁿᵈⁱᵉ ᴿᵒˡᵉᵖˡᵃʸ ᴮˡᵒᵍ
ᴿᵒˡᵉᵖˡᵃʸ ᵇˡᵒᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿˢʷᵉʳ qᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵃˢ ʷᵉˡˡ
ᴺᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗʳⁱᶜᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵀᵁᴬ ᵘⁿⁱᵛᵉʳˢᵉ, ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴼᶜˢ
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉˢᵖᵉᶜᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ
ᴵᵐᵃᵍᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇˡᵒᵍ ᵐᵃⁿᵃᵍᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ˢᵃᵍᵉ
Alison: Do you know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
Five: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.
Klaus: guys! i know the perfect place to hide! it’s big and it’s empty!
Allison: that’s great but how will we all fit in your head
Allison: luther, you are the pinnacle of Ancient Greek manhood.
Luther: *flexes, obviously incredibly happy* really, how?
Diego: you have a tiny pp.
Claire: *sat under the Christmas tree dressed as an elf*
Klaus: oh, wow, your decorations are great this year, Allison. Where’d you get the life sized elf from?
Allison: *playing along* oh, yeah, I had it custom made for me.
Claire: *super excited* IT’S ME UNCLE KLAUS!
Klaus: *genuinely surprised and scared for his life, jumps up on the table* holy shit, it’s a child.
Really grateful for the opportunity to feature my design on The Hillywood Show’s new TUA merch!! 😊💕✨ Thank you so much, Hilly and Hannah!! 🥰
This design has gone through a lot of drama, but nevertheless, I still enjoyed polishing it for t-shirt printing 💕💕
Go check out The Hillywood Show’s amazing TUA parody on their YouTube channel and their online store for TUA fan merch!! 👌✨