remus, angrily: ARE YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: KIDDING ME, YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: PIECE OF-
sirius: shit
remus: I HOPE YOU-
sirius: fucking
remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR-
sirius: fucking
remus: LACES
james:........what the hell was that?
sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit
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I feel like if you put Lily, Dorcas, and Reg in a room together for about an hour they'd have a plan to kill voldy
Give them an extra few hours to carry it out and the war's over
That's all they needed icl
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regulus and pandora both pulling head boy and head girl, respectively, their sixth year
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Lily: no no no, it's the YMCA but for the queers.
Regulus: but the YMCA was already gay co-..
Lily: THIS IS BETTER, now from the top Black.
Regulus: *😅* H-O-T G-.. uh, how did it go?
Lily: oh my god. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you, can, take, me, hot, to, go...
Regulus: uh.. *attemps again*
James: *leans to Barty, and whispers* she had me learning this all night and if I didn't do it right.. well, just know we almost didnt have sex for 2 weeks..
Barty: my poor regulus.. she looks like any second shes going to drop kick him.
Lily: REGULUS FROM THE TOP, 3, 2, 1..
Lily and Regulus: H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you, can, take, me, hot, to, go...
Lily: FINALLY JESUS.. *turns to barty and points* your turn crouch.
Barty: HELP!
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how do i even begin to explain lily evans?
remus: lily evans is flawless
marlene: she has two boyfriends and numerous hookup buddies, including me
peter: i hear she had guys fight over her so much, the hospital wing got full
sirius: i hear she's more powerful than dumbledore
regulus: her favourite book is the hobbit
mary: one time she met narcissa black on the train, and she told her she was pretty
james: one time she punched me in the face. it was awesome
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I'm sick of seeing cutesy, too nice, advice giving lily evans
let her be a passionate, stubborn, fiery BADASS!!!!
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lilyrosekiller sketch i’m never finishing 👀
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oh to be her😫
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one of my favourite descriptions of Pandora I've written:
Dorcas thought it was quite the contrary. Pandora understood social interactions far better than they gave her credit for and each one of her actions was deliberate to come off exactly how she wanted them to be.
anyway I'm in love with her that's it thought y'all should know lol
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happy birthday to the love of my life, Remus Lupin🌙❤️🩹
any wolfstar fic recommendations are welcomed, tell me your favourite fanfiction about our dear Moony.💌💌💌
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Spy Reg au where only Lily and Remus know Reg is alive and on their side:
Lily: I'm going to see Petunia tomorrow so we can talk through our issues and fix our relationship
Remus: that's lovely, did anything lead to that idea?
Lily: I basically thought that if there's a chance of one of us dying in the war, we're doing it on good terms
Remus: wow, that's a really sweet idea Lils
Regulus: I know what you two are trying to do
Lily: is it working?
Regulus: absolutely not :)
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Favourite Marylily crimson rivers moment
It makes me laugh every time istg
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she is the moment
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James: *having found out after they’d left school that Lily and Remus slept together in fourth year as a one time thing*
James: I genuinely don’t know who I’m jealous of in this situation.
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