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vesperewrites · 7 months
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Modern A/B/O omegaverse lucemond where Luke is the Pearl of Driftmark and Rhaenyra hosts a season of parties where people vy for Jace's hand in marriage, but secretly it's for Luke to select a consort too. Imagine the political intrigue. The dancing, the gardens, the setting, tea parties, and the secret trysts in corridors.
Of course there's no way in Seven Hells the uncle he maimed as a child is interested. Aemond is just at every party out of duty. It's because they're family, nothing more and the Hightowers have to keep up appearances, after all.
Their paths keep crossing. At every ball, Aemond refuses to dance with any omega, in fact, Aemond dislikes omegas and finds them coercive and weak so he exclusively dates betas and alphas. Eventually, Luke finds Aemond in the garden where he teases his stoic uncle, saying that he's too boring and that he probably doesn't know how to dance. Determined to prove him wrong, they share a dance far from prying eyes underneath the stars.
Luke's heat triggers unexpectedly, but he's praying that the scent suppressant patches he's wearing does an adequate job as he turns to leave, but Aemond pries them off because he needs to know if it's perfume of the garden or if it's Luke.
Just picture Luke grasping at his neck, whimpering that it's improper behavior and that they shouldn't be doing this, but his uncle is like, "no, I want to know". At first, it's some kind of biting curiosity, but Aemond dips his head to low to Luke's pulse point-
Luke leaves.
And then it triggers Aemond's rut later on in the night. And Aemond has to see him again. For, uh, reasons.
oh yeah, Jace is secretly getting rammed by Cregan this entire time in between marriage dates.
/the end
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collegeboysam · 7 months
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After many years of self-destructive reflection, Aemond Targaryen has come to terms with the conclusion that he needs Lucerys Velaryon getting run through. Be by his sword or by his cock, he does not care. Both, perhaps, if he’s being honest with himself. So, when time comes for Lucerys—heir to Driftmark and second son of the Queen—to become betrothed following the old costume of political unions, all his suitors start to drop like flies. Aemond watches with amusement the chaos that the harm and disappearance of high-borns causes across the realm, all with a perfectly composed expression. Mostly. He knows it won’t take long before someone in the small council or his family finds out the entire thing’s his doing. Doesn’t matter. His dear nephew simply cannot belong to anyone else when he still has so much to repay to Aemond first. Flesh for flesh is what he wants. No, what he needs. More so after realizing Lucerys himself might be plagued by the same desperate hunger Aemond has been fighting for years. Can’t have any of it if the little fucker is getting married to someone else.
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Pairing: Aemod Targaryen/Lucerys Velaryon
Rating: Explicit
Main Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Canon Divergence, Aged-Up Characters, Hate to Love, Mutual Pining, Mutual Lusting, Slow Burn, Mutually Obsessed Body Worship/Sex.
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hrgves · 1 year
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A Lucemond band au is a must, please tell me someone has written this
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bbygirl-aemond · 1 year
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other arranged marriage aus that are not pictured, but are also in the image above in spirit:
rhaenyra/alicent
aegon/aemond/helaena
aegon/aemond
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skantyskylar · 2 years
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Lucemond Office AU where big bad CEO Aemond keeps all of his employees in line through fear and respect. No one knows how to play the finance game the way he does and that’s why HighTower’s name carries such a heavy weight in the global market. He works his men like dogs, but pays them an obnoxious salary, hence why working for HT is many a Finance Major’s dream
Enter: Classics major Lucerys who only stumbled into this internship because he needed something to do this summer and his mother is friends with the CEO’s mom. Lucerys, who doesn’t know a thing about supply and demand or bitcoin, but he’s a charmer so everyone keeps covering his mistakes.
Aemond finds out eventually. He totally wants to fire him but lo and behold Luke has managed to endear himself to major clients so he has no choice but to keep him around.
As a personal assistant. Making coffee. Bringing him breakfast. Babysitting his niece and nephew.
Naturally with proximity comes fondness, and Aemond has a whole new host of problems when he finds himself daydreaming about bending his plucky young intern over his desk and having his way with him…
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god-crazy · 1 year
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Lucemond Jacemond Daemond + abo verse non-con
The Green lost the war. Otto got beheaded. Aegon got exiled. Alicent was sent back to Old Town by the Queen’s mercy but was heavily under control. Helaena and her children remain in King’s Landing. Kept as hostages and reminders for Aemond to behave.
Aemond is the only omega in the Targaryen lines ever since Queen Rhaenys the conquerer. Omegas are rare and are excellent broodmares who have little chances to miscarriage. And Targaryen are well known for their obsession for blood. To keep the bloodlines pure, the alpha queen Rhaenyra decided to make Aemond the royal womb. Since she can no longer give a child. With the lost of little Joffrey and stillborn Visenya. Aemond was made a compensation for those children. His only purpose is to be bred and get knocked up by Targaryen alphas. With little chances for Aemond to escape since Helaena and the children are there with him. (As guests, not a hostages, quote the queen) He was locked up in Alicent’s old chambers. Never to leave his rooms.
The irony would be that he has to carry the bastards’ children. Both Jacaerys and Lucerys. Jace despises him but still does his duty to provide heirs. He’s the roughest of all and usually leave as soon as he’s done. No foreplay or kisses. Jace often spat how low Aemond has become, get fucked every day and made to give birth to bastards he so despise. But he graced Aemond the chances to prepare himself beforehand as he often tells Aemond’s knights(jailors) when he will come and perform his duty.
Lucerys is the youngest. He never truly hates Aemond but more like scared of him. After their first fuck. He no longer scared of Aemond. And their fuck is the least non-con out of all. Luke seeks forgiveness for his eye but was rejected. But still, he never got rough with Aemond. Not intentionally at least. He is not the most gentle, sometimes he accidentally fucked too hard since he’s still young. But he is the only one who at least try to have a normal conversation with Aemond before a fuck.
Daemon is the most experienced. He’s the roller coaster. Sometimes he would play with Aemond first, by courting him, sent him gifts just like traditional courtings. And later fuck him sweetly, compliment him and made him comply to his will. Sometimes he would just get in and fuck Aemond as hard as he could. Beat his maimed eye and choked him. Calling Aemond a common whore, a royal cunt. Threatened to let all the alpha knights fuck him. Daemon can be the sweetest and the scariest of all.
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unohanabbygirl · 1 year
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Just saw the most ethereal girls pole dancing on tiktok now I can’t get pole dancer! Luke out of my head.
He’s not a stripper though, just a pole dancer who shows off his skills to his 500k tiktok follwers while in 8inch pleasers. (You can already guess which one eyed man is hate/lust following him from a secret burner account.)
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jaegonsmoon · 1 year
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Still thinking if the zombie Au and how funny it'd be for someone to ask Luke "where's your brother?" Only for Jace to pop back up Luke 2 days later completely fine while dragging Aegon with him.
I waited to answer this for when I was in the mood to watch some ZA. And now I’ve spent the last two days binging zombie apocalypse movies/shows. I’m starting Fear The Walking Dead s1, since I haven’t seen it since it aired years ago and also catching up with The Last of Us. Gonna watch Zombieland next. I have a couple ideas brewing!!
You know who I see it truly being? Aegon. You know the girl played by Zoey Deutch in Zombieland 2? That’s how I picture Aegon in a ZA. He would be the bimbo that everyone thinks it’s dead each time and somehow appears out of nowhere just fine. Aegon is the luckiest bitch left alive, and he doesn’t know it! It’s the dumbest of lucks! He could be the cure and he doesn’t realise it. That would be hilarious. Like Murphy in Z Nation but make it ‘dumb blonde’. Everyone actually grows annoyed/used to it. Especially Jace because of course it always happens when he’s with him.
Imagine new groups of people joining them and they get surrounded by the dead. They make it out but leave Aegon behind and the new ones are scandalised but the Targs are just like *shrugs* “He’ll be fine!” And like six hours later Aegon pops in back to the camp like “sup bitches. I scored some liquor from an old truck!” His dumb luck starts rubbing off on Jace, cuz they’re always together.
Also, while watching TLOU I’ve had so many Lucemond thoughts!!!! 👀👀👀 A similar situation w Aemond as Joel and Luke as Ellie, anyone??? and a similar situation as well with Lucemond as Frank and Bill???
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eiilleen · 2 years
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me to someone who didn’t ask about lucemond: it’s not because they’re uncle and nephew. it’s because of their blood rivalry, because of lucerys’ betrayal, because of aemond’s obsession with lucerys and constructing his identity around his need for revenge. it’s because aemond killed lucerys. the incest is a bonus 🥴
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iucemond · 1 year
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not everything is as it seems.
when talks of aemond’s upcoming marriage to his nephew circulated, everyone seemed to pity lucerys; after all, it was a known fact that the young brunette was the one who maimed the feared don.
the boss’ subordinates have conjured up a myriad of scenarios of what the silver-haired man would do to his husband, ranging from him locking up the young man in his own cell, to taking lucy’s eyes out, doubling what his nephew did to him.
it doesn’t help that during their wedding, while lucerys was all bright eyes and big smiles, aemond was still as stoic as ever, his face as still as a statue (except for an almost imperceptible twitch of the corner of his lips when lucy says his vows). even more so when the brunette was not seen for a couple of weeks after their matrimony.
all rumors are squashed however when an obviously pregnant lucerys abruptly appears during one of their more important gatherings, and plops down into the don’s lap and pouts. “i’m hungry. your baby and i are hungry.” their boss just sighs and commands everyone to leave the room at once.
as they all go in a single file, the last henchman to leave hears his boss ask softly, “so what do you and our little blip want this time?”
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vesperewrites · 1 year
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I watched Call Me by your Name because a moot recently recommended it to me. It's been on my to-watch list for years, so I figured why not. I'm emotionally devastated now.
This story is so Lucemond coded.
Modern Summerhall AU inspired by CMBYN where:
Luke and Aemond's families both stay at their villa in Summerhall for the summer. Their families are forced to get along for the next twelve weeks because of Viserys for what might be their last vacation together.
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Luke is in his late teens/early twenties and almost finished with uni. He's accomplished on the piano and violin. Aemond is pursuing a doctorate in archaeology with an avenue to becoming a professor someday.
Aemond cozies up to Viserys doing research together, mainly to make the old man happy, but because he's an authority in the field and it could open up a lot of doors for Aemond in the future.
Luke knows what Aemond is doing, so he inserts himself in his grandfather's study with them whenever they're together, wearing short shorts and sucking on lollipops. He'll chime in to correct/challenge Aemond whenever he can.
Aemond pulls up the slide on their projector.
Aemond: Here we have a Pentoshi sculpture in Essos from the Classical period. Delicately proportional and posed. You can tell from the-
Luke: You're mistaken, uncle. It's from the Vellenistic period. The sculptures were much more expressive and sensual. Look at the way the fabric clings to her body.
Aemond: No, I'm certain that-
Viserys is only happy that his son and grandson are getting along, too blind to see the antagonism between the two.
They're forced to spend their days together playing competitive games (family against family). From chess to blasting music through their walls, they find every way to annoy one another in the coming weeks.
Luke spends his days transcribing music, reading books, and swimming in their pool while Aemond works on his research paper on the lawn.
Aemond cannot help himself from looking over to Luke as waterdrops spill from the boy's chest, drying himself on the sun soaked edge of the pool as he's engaged with a poetry book.
Rhaenyra brings a plate of honey cakes for them to share and Aemond cannot help but be mesmerized by the way Luke's mouth nibbles on one slice idly. His nephew's attention is so focused on the book so he doesn't notice Aemond staring. The boy's fingers are sticky with honey so Luke licks each one slowly, tongue lolling on each digit.
They ride their bikes together in the Summerhall countryside. Exploring secluded areas like spring-fed ponds and meadows far away from anyone else.
Slowly, Luke begins to realize that as he spends more time with his uncle, he enjoys his company and begins to miss him whenever they're apart.
Meanwhile, Aemond starts going out until late hours to avoid his growing lust for the boy. He finds himself increasingly intrigued by Luke from his sharp tongue to his forlorn, contemplative compositions on the piano.
/End part 1
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kissofbelladonna · 2 years
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im in hotd hell. nothing since hannibal has gotten me to go this insane 😭
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lukebitchajime · 2 years
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imagine this: aemond has a very fragrant hair and lucerys loves to pretend to be asleep so he can be carried and smell it all he wants
the lucemond brainrot is getting stronger i tell you
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bbygirl-aemond · 1 year
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Oh, can I please have more deets about the Lucemond Arranged Marriage AU idea??
Yeah sure I've thought about it plenty lmao. It's another canon divergence AU (can you tell I love me some fix-its?) and is basically founded on two main premises:
1. Viserys lives until 135 AC
Somehow Viserys is a bit healthier than he was in the show canon, so he has the strength to keep going for six years longer than in canon. By the time he dies in 135 AC, instead of 129 AC, things will have shifted within the families as a result.
Visenya survived her birth in 129 AC, since there was no throne stealing to induce a miscarriage. Corlys died in 132 AC (as in canon). With Viserys around to ensure his claim, Luke succeeded Corlys as Master of Driftmark.
By the time Viserys dies, Visenya will be six years old and Luke will have been Master of Driftmark for three years. However, as in canon, the Greens will still probably try to move to take the throne. But now we're dealing with two Teams who look different than in canon and who are in different positions politically.
Team Black will be in a noticeably stronger position (their dragon riders have matured + Jace has had more time to prove his competence + Luke has full control of Velaryon resources). So it sets up the stage very nicely for Team Green to be quickly (and relatively bloodlessly) overpowered by Team Black, for Rhaenyra to assume her throne, and for her to try to solve the house divide with her favorite trick: a few handy dandy arranged marriages.
2. Same-sex marriages are seen as valid political arrangements
I mean this is kind of necessary for when your plot revolves around two men being in an arranged marriage lmao. I have no trick to make this realistic, you'll just straight up have to suspend your disbelief. Maybe it's a Valyrian tradition that's kind of looked down upon by most of Westeros, the same way as incest is. I also don't write mpreg, so this would require some further suspension of disbelief that magic can be used to let two guys reproduce via a surrogate or smth. Idk man just go with it. But overall, this stuff will have interesting plot implications:
For example, Otto would have had a legitimate reason to try to pimp Alicent out to Rhaenyra, happy to embrace Valyrian taboos when they furthered his private agenda, but Viserys likely pulled rank to steal Alicent away and his subsequent relationships with both girls were more negative as a result.
Instead of proposing that Jace and Helaena marry, Rhaenyra would have probably proposed that Jace and Aegon marry, as the two respective eldest children, but with Jace as the sole ruler. (As in canon, Alicent would refuse and instead marry Aegon to Helaena, this time just because she's the second-eldest instead of because she's the eldest girl.)
The two betrothals between Jace and Baela and Luke and Rhaena would still occur. Jace and Baela would get married before Viserys died and have a child on the way. (Potential angst goldmine here for Viserys's death to still cause a miscarriage- just not Rhaenyra's)
But Luke and Rhaena wouldn't get married quite yet, leaving Luke betrothed but technically unmarried by the time of Viserys's death.
Add 1 and 2 together and you get Lucerys and Aemond: the eldest unmarried children on either of the two teams, right when Rhaenyra is trying to use marriages to unite the teams. You'll also probably get some attempt to marry Jace's bloodline with Aegon's within one of the younger generations, but that's not the main point here.
So you get older, very adult Lucemond by the time they even consider each other in a romantic context- Lucerys will be about 20 and Aemond about 24- and you also get a Lucerys who's already three years into being Master of Driftmark. Lucemond in this content are snarky assholes who are on fairly equal footing (Aemond having Vhagar balances out Luke having a title). Push them together, wind them up, and watch them go.
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artemis-red-hotd · 1 year
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a lucemond a/b/o curse + arranged marriage concept
(mostly sfw. cw: loss of primary genders, loss of fertility, potential body dysphoria but non explicit)
A flip + exploration of the fics I've liked where someone from non-omegaverse finds themselves in omegaverse and suddenly presents & has to adapt to having an a/b/o gender. This is the reverse idea, where in an a/b/o universe, everyone loses their primary gender hormones and most people become an intersex beta essentially, with male/female reproductive capabilities becoming dominant. I had a world-building brainrot going but a chunk of it will be hand waved. ====
Westeros is in omegaverse. Lucemond have been married for a year and have been told to have a child to remove the still lingering tension between the two sides of the family due to the conflicted relationship between Lucerys and Aemond. It would be good for the realm if two of its princes' were not on the brink of murder at every turn. Queen Rhaenyra, as an alpha, took power mostly uncontested.
Then, one day, a magical curse sweeps over the land, and people lose their a/b/o gender. Those who were carrying a pregnancy make it to term, but have to watch the world change around them, knowing that a ticking clock will catch up to them once they give birth.
Lucerys and Aemond have been sharing the marriage bed, but have not had a child after a year as they have been taking moon tea in secret, not wanting to be parents so early into the marriage. But, following this curse upon the lands, they, and everyone else, finds themselves to be betas. Or something close.
Their mating bites no longer tingle, the heats and ruts no longer bond alpha and omega. Their primary gender hormones have stopped producing. There is no more slick to ease the way, and no more knots to keep mated pairs tightly bound together, murmuring to each other in the moonlight after their passions were consummated. The world shifts. Their second gender hormones kick in, bringing upon slight changes in their physiology. It is a struggle for all, but no one is going through it alone. The betas guide them through the change, being in the best position to lend their expertise.
It will take a while for people to understand that secondary genders now dominate and determine who can carry children. Female alphas find themselves unable to breed their female omega lovers. Male omegas find themselves able to impregnate others.
Lucerys and Aemond navigate this new world, in horror, knowing that a civil war between the Queen and Otto would be the last thing the realm needs right now, as Queen Rhaenyra’s reign goes on, formerly unquestioned as she was an alpha. What changes now that she's essentially a beta?
Since everyone is a beta, people thankfully look up to the Queen, as she goes through the same event as everyone else.
Lucerys, in secret, prays for his omega to return, so that his husband may feel the mating pull towards him again. So that he has a reason to spend the nights with him.
Aemond, in secret, misses the scenting most of all, misses the honey and ash scent of his omega. It's different, being around him, without their fated bond keeping them together. Sex doesn't feel the same. It requires lubrication now.
That is one industry that booms after this curse.
Its more than politics. They have mated. Quite happily, for the most part. They were compatible, as alpha and omega. Passionate.
But without their scents intermingling, without their bodies slotting together easily like puzzle pieces, without that mating bite chaining them to eachother, its just different.
They look at each other across the table, as they listen to their Queen talk about how things have changed across the Realm. The maesters have concluded that male pairs, regardless of their previous genders, cannot have children with each other. It is a shock to the system. No combination of former primary genders with the secondary male gender can have children?  How bizarre, to lose all of those pairing combinations. To have this one trait dominate.
Jace, a beta, is the only one unperturbed at the news. Aegon, his ex-omega, already has two children, so they may remain together for their family. Lucerys eyes his brother’s exhale of relief in jealousy, glancing across the table.
Aemond would surely want to be remarried to a female now, so that he may continue his line. It would make their alliance more tenuous, they were the biggest danger to the family, after all. Lucerys took his eye, earning his ire, and Aemond attacked him with Vhagar, killing Arrax. The pair was at each other's throats, unable to be in the same room together, before they were betrothed to marry to avoid war between their families.
But that was two years ago. Lucerys curses himself for taking moon tea in that first year now, before the thought of carrying Aemond’s child didn’t turn both of their stomachs in disgust. Things had been different, recently. But then the curse stole their alpha and omega.
But the Queen wants them both to be released from their forced marriage. They should have a chance at children, if they so wished, she says.
The Queen had never been opposed marriages between infertile pairs before the magic came of course. With so many combinations of genders, how could it matter, when the hormones and mating bites brought people together regardless?
Two beta males were always allowed to marry of course, though it was a rare match, almost unheard of. There weren't that many betas to begin with. Why marry if you have no inherent hormonal compatibility, no scents to attract each other, no mating bite pulling you together even against your will?
Marriage between female and male betas had been more common due to the chance of pregnancy. Lucerys had tried to imagine how different it must feel to be a beta. Definitely more free time, without the heats and ruts. But he enjoyed those moments of unending passion with his husband. Now, he knows.
What would be left, between them? Lucerys feels tears well in his eyes. He could still have children, if he remarried. As their alpha sire-… no. Their father. A strange thought. He could try. But he would have to separate from Aemond.
“No, sister,” says Aemond, cutting through the terse silence at the dining table. He hastily corrects himself. “Your Grace.”
“You do not wish to remarry, Aemond?” says Rhaenyra.
“What of the alliance, your Grace,” says Lucerys. He was never one to be quiet about politics, even with the omega hormones in his system, making him sweet and submissive to his alpha. Only for his alpha.
That was one of the biggest changes. He had argued with Aemond the night before, and they were not able to scent each other to calm down. They had slept in separate rooms instead. It had stung.
“I release you two from it. I trust our family has healed enough for this. That you are both wiser now. The realm does not need your marriage,” says the Queen. “Besides, keeping you together without the mating bond and the chance to sire children… it might make things worse.”
Lucerys swallows the lump in his throat, watching Aemond take in her words across from him, only an arm’s length away. He wants to grab him. Pull him close into a hold like a cage. Afraid, suddenly.
“It would set a bad precedent,” says Aemond carefully “to immediately disintegrate a marriage alliance just because our secondary genders have overtaken our primary ones. What of the stability of the realm? Of the lords? The curse might reverse itself yet. I believe it is best to keep our marriage alliance, as an example. When the realm is stable again, considerations may be made for future weddings.”
Lucerys exhales, in relief, watching Aemond’s eye as it stays fixed on his mother, not looking at him. The only tell is that Aemond’s hand is trembling, just a bit, on the table top. Lucerys feels his heart swell in hope.
“Lucerys,” says the Queen, eyeing her half brother in suspicion. “You should also have a chance to remarry and sire children if you so wish, as your secondary gender allows it. Your former alpha should not have the only say in the matter.”
Lucerys can feel Aemond’s eye, the one he had left him with, bore into the side of his neck, where his fading mating bites are imprinted. The hormonal possessiveness is taking longer to fade in the former alpha, it seems. Lucerys wonders why.
“What Aemond says is true. We need to set an example. Do you want all alphas to put away their omega spouses, when our society has afforded different roles to omegas and alphas their whole lives? Different expectations and opportunities? Even if you have fought against it, mother. It would be chaos. No, we must do this slowly. Aemond and I should remain married to show that stability and harmony can remain, even amongst former alpha and omega pairs,” says Luke.
Everyone at the table stares.
“We heard the shouting, last night,” says Jace, breaking the silence. “It generally devolves into mating, but this time wasn’t the case. We are worried that you two will kill each other some day. And we assumed you would prefer to separate, given the chance. You are both Targaryens. You may do as you wish.”
“I have made my wishes clear,” says Aemond, finality in his voice. He ignores the looks of disappointment from his mother and grand sire.
“And I, mine,” says Lucerys.
That is the end of it. Lucerys feels sick with relief, but he isn’t sure why.
He and Aemond's politics were in agreement. But Lucerys' motivations had been personal. He was no longer compatible with Aemond, in the way fated alpha and omega pairs were. Their pull was different. But…
But.
That night, they layed in their bedchambers, side by side, speaking softly to each other in the dark space between them, hands roaming over flesh, gently, as they had always done, back when they had to wait for Aemond’s knot to deflate.
Aemond presses his face into Lucerys’ chest, and Luke feels a tug on his heart, as if they were mated once again. But it wasn’t that same pull, it was a different one, present before but muted under the inferno of need that was their primary gender hormones.
Lucerys lets his fingers comb through Aemond’s hair, and whispers into the crook of his ear, telling him about the future they could still share together. A different one. They would have to adopt their children, but they could do that, they were not in line for the throne. Aemond tightens his hold around Lucerys’ waist, telling him that he would like that. He still wanted that one day. He just wanted Lucerys.
When they kiss in the darkness of the room that night, illuminated only by the soft moonlight dancing across their bare skin, they whisper reassuring words into the space between them. Some things were different. But they would make it work. They were meant to be together. They would fight for it, when the time came.
When their bodies meet and their hearts swell for each other, singing the same song that has always existed between them, they hear it clearly, even without the haze of heat or rut fueling the intimacy between them.
A song without words that they both know the melody of: no matter how much their world changes, in every universe, as long as its the two of them, some things will always be the same.
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corviids · 1 year
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Bro your lucemond kids have given me brainrot, everything reminds me of them. why am i reading first class thinking “ i love the kids but i hope luke doesn’t get pregnant right away his career is important” like??? it’s probably not going to happen in that story but now i’m obsessed with the idea of misty dreams toxic boy mom luke and girl dad aemond raising kids in the modern world. bonus points if luke has a family vlogging tiktok, he’s the right kind of corny for it. Also can’t stop thinking of luke making pregnancy announcement for velarion and the comment section freaking out like “ didn’t he just give birth, how old is his youngest again” people tagging aemond with that demi lovato meme, “get a job, stay away from her”.
anyways i’m going outside to touch grass now, i’m officially too into this.
you aren’t the only one anon 😔 i have to stop myself from turning everything into a kid fic just bc i can but sometimes i imagine luke as a tiktok family vlogger but in first class, the targaryens are like ultra rich socialites so luke has a kylie jenner esque baby announcement. and that demi lovato meme applies to like every version of my lucemond 😭 people do the math with their kids birthdates and are like “omg,,, #freelukescoochie”
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