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purgatorysanctuary · 2 months
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I sometimes think about what if Vox was the hotel’s benefactor instead of Alastor,,
As you can see, he handles Lucifer much differently
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floffrain · 1 month
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Unrequited Lonely TV man, Desperately Depressed King of Hell & Smiley Deer man taking advantage of it
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i-creatied-au · 2 months
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I'm not sure if anyone joked about it... But here we are
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6bottlesofdr-peepee · 26 days
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Probably not an original idea, but...
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nunalastor · 1 month
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When Lucifer finally gains Susan's approval and then flips the script on Alastor, now trying to set up Lucifer and Vox while making Alastor prove himself:
Alastor: Nope. Bye!
Lucifer: Wait a minute, you asshole. I had to fight tooth and nail to prove myself to your weird grandma, and now you're not even going to try!?
Alastor: Well you see, my dear, I frankly don't care what Susan thinks of me!
Susan approves +100
👀👀👀
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galaxytoons · 21 days
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staticapple is my favourite crackship because it’s literally just
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As much as I love Lucifer (Gosh, that sounds weird without context 😭), I don't think y'all remember that he is the DEVIL IN THE BIBLE! Because I don't see any of you taking advantage of his title, like calling [character you ship with Lucifer Morningstar] a nickname that has to do with being Lucifer's lover.
Oh, what do I mean by this? You know, calling them nicknames like:
The Devil Bride/Groom/Nearlywed
The Fallen Angel Bride/Groom/Nearlywed
The Devil Sweetheart
Lucifer Darling
Devil Favorite Sinner
The Queen Of Hell (Move away lilith! Give up your crown now! There is a new Queen of hell now! >:D)
The Sacrifice Bride
The Devil Pet
Hell's Beloved
The One Who Get The Devil Wrapped Around Their Finger
There are numerous nicknames you can use to refer to them! Let's get creative! He's like the devil himself! And [character you ship with Lucifer Morningstar] is his partner! Let's bestow upon [character you ship with Lucifer Morningstar] a grand title! Get imaginative and come up with both cool and cringy titles! Let your creativity run wild with these titles! 👿😈
Side note: if you want to make it Interesting, by adding mpreg/pregnancy, you can use:
The One Who Bare With The Devil Child
The One Who Is Carrying The Devil Child
The One Who Give Their Seed To The Devil(if you want mpreg lucy)
And even more!
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fandomdumpsterfires · 1 month
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Loser baby but it's staticapple
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codexu · 3 months
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Edit I made for Tiktok but ill post it here too
THEYRE MY FAVORITE RAREPAIR I LOVE THEM <333
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purgatorysanctuary · 2 months
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Alastor is one jealous son of a bitch, you can’t tell me otherwise
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floffrain · 26 days
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3/? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN PART 2 BUT IT DIDNT FIT
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bbeds-side-blog · 2 months
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Why am I unironically drawn to staticapple goddammit. Inspired by this post and this post
Aka: in which Vox sees an opportunity to rub elbows with royalty, which is bound to be useful, right? And ends up with a crush. 800 words of pinning!Vox.
He had been supporting this hotel nonsense for months until, at last, his effort started to bring benefits.
At long last, Charlie had called her father for additional support.
Vox had expected many things from finally meeting with the devil himself.
“Charlie sent me a photo, so I brought you this! Thanks for helping out my little girl.”
Receiving a light blue rubber duck with little antennas that glowed neon-blue in the dark had not been part of it. Watching dumbfounded as all the other residents received rubber duck mini-versions of themselves was just as nonsensical.
But! Vox was a businessman first and foremost, and receiving a gift meant he could give one back without it being suspicious. A camera, a drone, a small TV— Vox scrolled internally through the list of options that popped up like annoying advertisements in his mind, until he settled on the perfect option that was less obvious for spying, and had the added benefit of being cute.
“This is an Emo AI Voxtek robot!” Vox presented proudly. “Say hi, little thing.”
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“Hi!” the square looked up at the King of Hell — which was a feat on itself because damn was the fallen angel so fucking short — blue eyes blinking adorably as it moved its small head up and down. Without arms, it was the closest thing to a wave the thing could do.
“Aww, hi!” Lucifer cooed, grabbing the little thing. “Who’s a wittle guy? So wittle!”
The King was talking with the same baby voice he had used to greet the little red lambs. The fallen angel seemed all too happy to put the tiny thing over his head, now hidden by the white tophat, and Vox’s grin extended in victory as his cute little spy was taken back to the Royal Palace.
He would have intel nobody else had, HAHA fuck you Alastor!
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He didn’t get shit.
Or well, not anything that could qualify as intel. Nothing that would give Vox any advantage. Lucifer had placed the charging station at his work desk, granting Vox a first row view of bare arms and an unbuttoned shirt as the short King made… cute little rubber ducks, one after the other.
He could be doing something else, literally anything else would be more valuable than investing time watching Lucifer making ducks, but there was something that drew him in like a sailor doomed by the siren’s call. Vox stared at the way the glove-less hands moved as they worked, the way a whisper of golden magic would be embedded into the things as the final step of the crafting process.
Fuck, why was Vox so transfixed on this crap?
“What do you do?” Lucifer grinned at the thing, eyes sparkling with life. The man laughed giddily when the duck grew sharp teeth and made biting gestures at his fingers.
“Ohhh, someone likes to bite!” Against all logic, Lucifer brought the duck with sharp teeth close to his cheek. “Bite kisses? Wanna give daddy kisses?”
Yes I do, Vox answered in his mind, one hand covering his mouth in silent horror at the revelation, the other hand playing with the little duck that glowed in the dark, thumb carefully pulling at the little antennas, because he was horribly, horribly transfixed with this joke of a show. Stupid, stupidly adorable man, what the fuck, why was the devil himself so damn cute—
The tiny robot made a little grunt of complaint, shaking in his place at the desk and thus, shaking the camera as well.
“Aww what’s up Wittle? Wanna kiss too?”
Yes, fuck yes, fuck why.
Vox lamented and complained in his head a thousand times as the little AI robot was picked up and smooched, and Lucifer laughed in his stupidly adorable way as “Wittle” — the name the King bestowed upon the little AI robot — wiggled and gave a pleased thrill in his hands.
“You’re adorable. I didn’t know human technology could be this cute.” Fuck him sideways Lucifer was rubbing his face against Wittle’s camera, fuck Vox wanted to kiss him, fuck everything, damn it!
“Maybe I should give it a try. The TVs don’t seem that interesting to me, but maybe there’s other stuff? I should ask Vox next time.”
Vox could give him a tour at Voxtek, showing off the things he thought the King may like, he could put the stuff at the upper shelves so Lucifer couldn’t reach and then Vox would have an excuse to lean close to him, extending an arm to help him bring down the— fuck. Ohh fuck.
Vox brought the stupid blue rubber duck to his face and groaned, utterly mortified.
He also offered the tour the next time the King visited the hotel, damn it.
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ro-doodles · 2 months
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Ok but what if
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THIS IS A JOKE!! DON’T COME AT ME!
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sinnerflossie · 2 months
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TFW you both have unresolved sexual tension with the same infuriatingly oblivious guy so you hook up about it.
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finn-theshark · 19 days
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Okay so we got Radiostadic (And radiosilence) and we have Appleradio (and Radiorotten) now what about…
APPLERADIOSTADIC OR DEVILSDEERTV
also yes “Devils deer tv” is a pun :3
I LOVE Poly ships (I have ALOT of poly ships and most of my ships I merge with other ships lolz) so why not do this ?
(In my HCs Alastor is only ace unless it’s a Radiorotten or a radiosilence HC, I still need to research it bc the person who said he was aro -from what ppl have told me- was an ex animater and not viv)
Vox finally figured out how to get Alastor to ‘like’ him back , after a while Lucifer king of hell comes along and holyyy (literally) Vox definitely has a type (Old men with depression who could kill him) Alastor and Lucifer HATE eachother and that makes Lucifer hate Vox
We’ll skip over some stuff but Alastor and lucifer start being rivals but like in a gay way , Vox and lucifer get closer, and than finally they just decide to all be together (Lucifer doesn’t rlly care but he likes them both, Alastor likes them both but doesn’t know what the fuck poly is he just goes with it , and Vox is just in his own little ROKU flatscreen TV with a MLP Gacha Screensaver (/J) world)
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Suggestive 5am staticapple doodle under the cut
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