#magickshenanigans

[neverendingparable]

If I had a nickel for every time a dramatic gloomy Adam associated with Hell and Demons adopted an inhuman being that always smiled and taught them the power of friendship and free will while also saving them from their shitty overlord bosses, I would have two nickels

Which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice

#ooc #first addy maddy and stanbot #now adam and ulmar #history repeats itself #sassycompanions #magickshenanigans #stanbot #ulmar deluxe

[clickonmedotexe]

June 17th 2023 - Discovering Rex (Part 2)

Frederick: Well- it's high enough to be very possible!

EJ.EXE: *leans over and presses a few keys*

Frederick: *keeps watching tho*

EJ.EXE: *a picture of the person in question comes up, along with info*

EJ.EXE: * [ CHASE BENNET ] a middle aged man with brown hair, glasses and a rather kind face *

EJ.EXE: *he is wearing an Aperture labcoat in the photo and there's some info about him*

EJ.EXE: *British, 35, worked in Aperture for a decade, has several degrees in computer science*

EJ.EXE: ........

EJ.EXE: See, that is not me

EJ.EXE: I am not even British

EJ.EXE: *he is still alive*

EJ.EXE: *and if Freddy does some digging, he'd find that fortunately, he was fired before GLaDOS killed off everyone else*

Frederick: *??*

Frederick: *!*

Frederick: *eyes light up*

Frederick: Have you tried to contact him?

EJ.EXE: .........................

EJ.EXE: No

EJ.EXE: Why would I

Frederick: ..........

Frederick: *blank face*

Frederick: Why not?

EJ.EXE: ...........

EJ.EXE: I don't want to

Frederick: ..............

Frederick: *Are you for real now*

Frederick: ... You said you wanted to find out who created you

EJ.EXE: Yes, I want you to do some scans and tell me

EJ.EXE: I dont want to go around calling random people

EJ.EXE: Tsk

EJ.EXE: It's even more work

Frederick: But he is not random, he worked in there as well

Frederick: What if he got involved before they fired him?

Frederick: Hmm

Frederick: Besides, we don't know know reasons of that

EJ.EXE: What do you want to do, Frederick?

EJ.EXE: Call him and ask if he developed a sentient virus for his work?

EJ.EXE: Explain you are a total stranger but you want to know why he got fired?

EJ.EXE: HA

EJ.EXE: Stupid

Frederick: *spawns in a glowy screen*

Frederick: *aaand messages to CB about the whole Vir case*

EJ.EXE: ................

EJ.EXE: Are you serious

EJ.EXE: ......

Frederick: You gotta try all options, you know

Frederick: Otherwise you won't manage the task

Frederick: .....

EJ.EXE: *CB messages back a few minutes later, asking who Freddy is and why he wants to know about some virus*

Frederick: *def sends details & proof links on some Vir's activities*

EJ.EXE: *CB sends back a link to 'Top 10 Best Free Antiviruses!'*

Frederick: .........

EJ.EXE: *he doesnt really understand why Freds is asking him this*

Frederick: ....................

EJ.EXE: *although it is definitely HIS signature in the virus' code*

Frederick: *sends a report with data telling antiviruses don't work, so they are looking for possible creators of Vir who were his ex co-workers*

Frederick: *sends a line of codes with the signature as well*

Frederick: *Well gotta see if he is lying or someone just picked his name for some reason*

EJ.EXE: *for a long moment, there is no answer*

Frederick: *glances at Vir as he waits*

Frederick: You know, if I actually figure this case out for you

Frederick: You are going to pay me a favor back

EJ.EXE: .......

EJ.EXE: Like what?

Frederick: Like stopping possessing other people and hurting them.

Frederick: *Nl: :3*

Frederick: *..........*

EJ.EXE: *then he sends back another message, explaining that the only reason programs would have his signature on them is because the equipment he used back as an employee would automatically add them onto all of his creations. mostly so aperture could figure out which programmer to blame in case something goes wrong*

Frederick: *What, it doesn't seem like EJ minded much*

EJ.EXE: .....

EJ.EXE: That's too big of a favor

EJ.EXE: You are just asking me to change my lifestyle~

Frederick: .... You know that if it's otherwise then I'll have to catch all of your parts

Frederick: And believe me, I will manage it

EJ.EXE: I can promise not to hurt your Stanley-

Frederick: *smiles*

EJ.EXE: *scoffs*

EJ.EXE: Oh, you wish

Frederick: I am asking you to think on your errors

Frederick: ....

Frederick: Unless you want to be destroyed after all

EJ.EXE: ......

EJ.EXE: *smiles sweetly* I'll think about it

Frederick: You know, I can't keep arguing with Stanley Jackson and some others forever

EJ.EXE: *tho it looks more like a toothy grin than a sweet smile*

Frederick: I only have some little time on this

Frederick: .......

Frederick: *is not impressed*

Frederick: You gotta try it.

EJ.EXE: I can take care of Jackson

EJ.EXE: For good

Frederick: ......... See this is exactly why people wanna destroy you

Frederick: But I only wanna do a research!

EJ.EXE: *scoffs*

EJ.EXE: Then keep doing your research

EJ.EXE: That programmer just replied, stop bothering me about morality topics

Frederick: .....

Frederick: *glances back at his screen*

Frederick: .................

Frederick: [ Does that mean the virus is one of your creations? ]

Frederick: .......

Frederick: [ Did you create AIs, didn't you? ]

Frederick: [ Apparently one of them ended up being corrupted. ]

EJ.EXE: [CB: I promise you, I don't know of any virus. I had access to various areas, but at the end of my work, we were moving on to more experimental tests ]

EJ.EXE: [CB: I am deleting this conversation after we speak, by the way. I doubt they will sue me after so long but I don't want to take the chances ]

Frederick: ........

EJ.EXE: [CB: If...any of them are still alive ]

Frederick: [ Do you remember names of those who worked with you? Could I have them, please? I have ways of checking. ]

EJ.EXE: *he does give him the few names he remembered*

Frederick: *CB is v nice*

EJ.EXE: *is watching this all, his brows furrowed*

Frederick: *idk i would put freds in blacklist for bothering about old job stuff xd*

Frederick: *...........*

EJ.EXE: *awww*

Frederick: *Hmph*

EJ.EXE: *well he sent proof about vir though*

Frederick: *Blacklists are easy to hack*

EJ.EXE: *otherwise he'd think freds was a reporter or a blogger looking for gossip*

Frederick: *!*

Frederick: *saves names in his files*

Frederick: *thanks him*

Frederick: *does some scanning and digging on names (again)*

EJ.EXE: *however*

EJ.EXE: *they're all dead*

Frederick: *is def curious*

Frederick: *Aw*

EJ.EXE: *thanks to GLaDOS*

Frederick: Aw

Frederick: *sigh*

EJ.EXE: *while he was scanning, another message popped up from CB* 

Frederick: *murmurs* GLaDOS never changes... 

EJ.EXE: She knew how to make use of her power 

EJ.EXE: I admire her~ 

Frederick: *?* 

Frederick: *glances at the message* 

EJ.EXE: [CB: There is...one incident that might be useful for you] 

Frederick: What, have you witnessed her? 

EJ.EXE: [CB: But] 

EJ.EXE: *then a looong pause* 

Frederick: Now I wonder if you have seen a Chell... 

Frederick: ...... 

EJ.EXE: [CB: I don't know] 

EJ.EXE: No 

EJ.EXE: I have read about her online 

Frederick: [ I appreciate anything that might be helpful! ] 

Frederick: .....

EJ.EXE: [CB: I hope it's not relevant. I should've been more careful and I wasn't ] 

Frederick: Well, what they tell on the Internet is usually quite far away from how things were in reality 

EJ.EXE: [CB: It was why they fired me and why I am still alive, I guess. Otherwise I would've been gassed as well ]

EJ.EXE: *sarcastically* You don't say

Frederick: Unless it's a trusty source with evidences 

Frederick: ...... 

Frederick: *?* 

Frederick: [ They fired you because you weren't careful enough? ] 

Frederick: *Hmmm* 

Frederick: *Gee* 

EJ.EXE: [CB: Someone broke into my equipment and...attempted to upload themself ] 

Frederick: *I hope AI(s) getting corrupted is not because a few mistakes done in codes* 

EJ.EXE: [CB: Actually, I know who it was ] 

Frederick: *!* 

EJ.EXE: [CB: He was my friend and I should've known better than to trust him ] 

Frederick: [ Oh- this could explain the whole case ] 

EJ.EXE: [CB: But I did, I thought he wouldn't possibly do something so stupid, and yet it ended with his death and my firing] 

Frederick: ......................... 

EJ.EXE: [CB: God, I hope you are wrong. Because that's]

EJ.EXE: [CB: Awful] 

Frederick: *Wait* 

Frederick: [ I am sorry ] 

Frederick: .... 

Frederick: [ Could you please tell his name? ] 

EJ.EXE: ............... 

EJ.EXE: [CB: Sure ] 

EJ.EXE: [CB: Rex Townsend ] 

EJ.EXE: ............................... 

Frederick: *niiice* 

Frederick: ............ 

Frederick: Rex Townsend, hmm

Frederick: Does it ring a bell to you? 

EJ.EXE: *it took me ages to come up with a good name lmao* 

Frederick: *Nl: Sent by Town of the Stupid ;3* 

Frederick: *............................................* 

EJ.EXE: *...........* 

EJ.EXE: *griiiiiips the chair a bit too tightly* 

Frederick: *Nl: Smart people don't try copypasting their minds into computers~~ ;3* 

EJ.EXE: *EJ's eyes are glowing* 

Frederick: ....... 

Frederick: Oh I see it now 

EJ.EXE: *you have a point neil* 

Frederick: You are a copy, then. 

Frederick: Hmm 

Frederick: Of course

EJ.EXE: *hisses* No I'm not 

Frederick: An AI would not show signs of denial 

EJ.EXE: Shut up 

EJ.EXE: Shut up, Frederick 

EJ.EXE: ............. 

Frederick: Your reaction is irrational 

Frederick: That proves my theory. 

EJ.EXE: You don't have any proof but your theory 

EJ.EXE: ....... 

Frederick: *can't help but be pleased* 

Frederick: Why, I do 

Frederick: So do you 

Frederick: Something tells me, the data about the day is saved in one of your distant parts 

Frederick: It might be corrupted but it's still in there, somewhere

Frederick: .... 

EJ.EXE: No. 

Frederick: But you won't reach out to it 

Frederick: Because you are scared 

Frederick: Because you are not an AI 

Frederick: As an AI would have already done it. 

Frederick: *knowing look* 

Frederick: Maybe you stick to your little games and messing with people 

Frederick: Because it is a way for you to procrastinate and escape from trying something like that 

Frederick: .... 

Frederick: In any case 

EJ.EXE: I am not s͡c̷ar͘e̶d͝ 

Frederick: I think this case is solved 

Frederick: *waves away his screen*

EJ.EXE: *he can also catch it now if he wants ahem* 

Frederick: There's one last thing to do.... 

EJ.EXE: *keeps glowering at the screens* 

EJ.EXE: *as if the words will change and prove he is right after all* 

Frederick: *sends a report with data & messages to Max tho* 

#chatzynanigans #＜/games＞ #long post #＜/meat puppet＞ #magickshenanigans #chase bennet #there we go #the big name and backstory reveal lol #vir is and always will be so lame

[esfersart]

 You are no good for me, so they say                                You are pure ecstasy  What the hell can I do to have                      a little more heaven with you?

- Adam is 6′3′’ and she is around 8′2′’ - she actually has soft dark wings as well (which can appear and disappear) - she didn’t suppose to wear anything except jewelry, but then i remembered dresses can be thiss way  - what is a background? i have no idea

#Adam #the Temptress #the warlock #the demoness #my characters #the main style #red and black #magick #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital drawing #illustrations #demons #original characters #character design #redhead #dat hair #magickshenanigans #esfersart

[thereluctantnarrator]

@magickshenanigans

“It’s Adam. Remember that one funny day when you turned yourself into a chair-? Oh wait, are you Clair and Clyde, aren’t you? Oh- uh oh, don’t tell me you are an alternate- aww. What a shame it would be… it took me eight days, two hours and twenty minutes to figure out how to create a door in that would be painted fancy enough.” And yet he doesn’t look as disappointed as he sounds.

"Oh well, at least I gave you a good scare, right? It makes the spell in work dramatic enough, then! Hey don’t get mad, pretty please? I’ll make it up to you I promise- I have cookies!“

“...Oh. It’s you.”

Their meeting had been brief, and indeed, as Adam said, he had been a chair for the majority of it.

Clyde heaves a sigh and crosses his arms, “And where do you get off trying to frighten the piss out of people, eh? I’m not interested in your cookies.”

Clair chimes in, quickly, “Oh, er, hello again! B-blimey, you certainly did. Er, w-why the sudden visit? Erm, other than your little surprise...”

#magickshenanigans

[unholyfidelity]

[ bold any fears which apply to your muse. ] [ italicize which make them uncomfortable. ] [ strikethrough anything that provides comfort. ] [ REPOST. do not reblog! ]

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ open spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ natural animals ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆ death ⋆ dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ lack of noise ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ insects ⋆ disease ⋆ falling

Tagged by: no one, i stole it from @schrankcnlos

Tagging: @morniing-frost, @magickshenanigans, @obsolete-parable, @batteredoptimist

[ bold any fears which apply to your muse. ] [ italicize which make them uncomfortable. ] [ strikethrough anything that provides comfort. ] [ REPOST. do not reblog! ]

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ open spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ natural animals ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆ death ⋆ dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ lack of noise ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ insects ⋆ disease ⋆ falling

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#out of latin text #{ ab absurdo } #{ scilicet } #{ non omnis moriar }

[neverendingparable]

Rex might have a few husbands and people who want to fuck him, but Freddy has an entire Cuddle Club, a devoted demon maid, the Queen of Hell calling him her favorite human and people who want to fuck him. 

#ooc #clickonmedotexe #magickshenanigans

[neverendingparable]

♌ ♌ ♌

Send ‘♌’ for Bradley to give your muse a horrible punny nickname

"Well, everyone knows the amazing nicknames I gave our local scientist." Bradley brags, as if annoying Cornelius with nicknames is an accomplishment to be proud of. It's not hard, as the scientist dislikes having his name shortened in general.

 "Cornflake, de Granola, Cornoodles, Cornbread...man, something about that guy apparently makes me hungry. Anyway! He's got all the best nicknames so I gotta give some new ones away."

Bradley thinks hard for a moment before he snaps his fingers and points to Frederick. 

"Alright. I got it. Friendierick, Twinniefred, and Cuddlison. Personally I like Twinniefred the best!"

#curiouscompanions #ask memes #finally going through drafts and finding these old asks x') #backwards!stanley #magickshenanigans

[clickonmedotexe]

EJ?: I don't have all day- well, I do but I am starting to get bored of this

Frederick: *raises his eyebrows*

Frederick: Do you?

Frederick: Do you even have some kind of work to do?

Frederick: Is there still a purpose for you, isn't there?

EJ?: *scoffs*

EJ?: I do have a husband to return to

EJ?: Some employees to torment

EJ?: You know the drill

#chatzynanigans #magickshenanigans #vircas #yeah hes talking about cas lmao #such an attentive husband #＜/games＞ #＜/meat puppet＞

[neverendingparable]

“Date?” (anyone)

Send me “Date?” and I'll answer...

Freds & Lee

Who asks for it:

[ ] Your muse asks mine

[x] My muse asks yours (awkwardly)

Type of date:

[x] “Platonic” Date

[x] Romantic Date

[x] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[x] Movies  • [x] Romantic Comedy  • [x] Adventure Movie  • [x] Animation  • [ ] Horror      • [ ] Drama  • [ ] Buddy Movie  • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ ] Restaurant  • [ ] Expensive/High Class  • [ ] Small and familiar  • [ ] Fast Food

[x] Nature • [x] Beach • [x] Park • [ ] Lichtell’s forests    • [x] …and having a picnic

[x] Visiting a Museum

[x] Visiting an amusement park

[ ] Visiting a haunted location

[x] Staying in the Office  • [x] Watching movies • [x] Playing Video Games • [] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[x] …holding hands

[x] …a kiss

[x] …in bed, cuddling

[x] …knowing each other better

[x] …sleepover between friends

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[x] ...another date planned

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[ ] No.

#curiouscompanions #magickshenanigans #plain!stanley #headcanons #long post

[neverendingparable]

"WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE I DEMAND YOU To— wOah!! Did I pick a wrong portal!?" Adam cancels his brand new(?) spell and jumps away.

The quiet evening is ruined by a sudden dramatic dark dork jumping into Jon's Lounge.

Jonathan is slow to react, blinking in confusion while Arvan yells bloody curses at the figure. Estelle who just came by for a visit pulls out her knife and throws it at Adam. Cry and Marcel look like deer in the headlights, ready to sprint.

The only one not affected by the disturbance is Mili, drawing at the dining table and listening to music with her headphones.

#magickshenanigans #tsk tsk #dont you have better things to do than to scare people #standard!jon #standard verse

[neverendingparable]

Someone sends boxes of fine caramel to the Brardleys.

The Bradleys are all delighted to recieve the treat - even the ones who are already drowning in caramel. Most of them chalk it up to a nice anon or a shy giver, but Curley stops by Freddy’s place later that day to hug him and share some of the candy.

#magickshenanigans #backwards au #deaf!stanley #twinnyson #im just assuming it was freds and not esmée #though they couldnt track her down anyway #24.11.19

[thereluctantnarrator]

magickshenanigans

"*sigh* I guess we can never have enough of sass then."

“Call it sass if you like; it’s the truth, though.”