#malewife mail

[malewifedickgumshoe]

hello, wife of the beloved ace attorney blog that i follow, apologies that i do not know your name. 'tis me, aai2 anon, you may or may not have heard of me. to your most recent post all i have to say is :). that's it. just :).

THE FAMOUS AAI2 ANON?? GRACING MY INBOX??

i am VERY 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

#aai2 anon #nice to see ya pal!! #malewife mail

[atmothart]

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

#dracula daily #lizard fashion #I feel like my good friend jon does not appreciate the sheer amount of malewifeing dracula does for him #he puts a lot of effort into your dinner jon maybe don't be so judgey about how he chooses to exit the building #tumblr crunched this image but the letter in lizard dracula's mouth says 'to mina' #he's heading out to post the mail

[smokbeast]

🎄 soma and Fang?

Lil sillies in their holiday getups!

#Drew this a while back to practice human fang but forgot to post IM SO SORRY #I will reply asks slowly when I can! #but fang struggles sm putting clothes on soma she has no concept of it and it’s hard for him sometimes when it’s cold or something #HES A GOOD MALEWIFE #art #my art #my ocs #fang #soma #Horror fang sans #human horror sans #froggy mail time

[taxonomicons]

malewife this malewife that, what about mailwife huh? he wears a little postal uniform, delivers letters and spites canines

#shitpost #malewife #postal #mail #shitposting #196

[mailjeevasfan]

not a request, but rather a thought:

matt malewife. mello girlboss.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY THIS IS THE REALEST TAKE!!! thank you so much for this

also i will now emphasise : feel free to send asks with random thoughts like this bc i love to see it

#MATT MALEWIFE MELLO GIRLBOSS!!! #its 1:54 am #mail jeevas #mihael keehl #matt #mello #matt death note #mellodramattic

[bigbighouse]

buying groceries w soooooo much love in our heartz

#mail order malewife #:)

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

To celebrate the holiday, might I request a Timoxxi or Rhysothy kiss good sire!

moxxi in a wifebeater as it should be. and no i didnt put tim in lingerie it was my demons

#fourth wall mail slot #borberlans #rhysstrongforksfagswag #casino malewife/speakeasy girlboss #timoxxi #artstuff

[crepusculum-rattus]

Phistin

LOVE phistin however so many ppl write them too normally!!!!! let them get weird abt it!!! they’re Freaks ♡!!!

[ ship bingo ]

#i just think u gotta be a freak to be the angel of death #they’re so . beautiful and weird goddess w her pet malewife!!!!! #phil sees dead things and is like awww ♡ wife has been here ♡ #and ​kills things. for her ♡ and she goes AWWW YAY ^_^ ♡ #no one understands them like i do!!!!!!! #<- going insane for no reason on a monday afternoon #ask game #rat got mail #anonymous #🐀

[thelastofhyde]

I am obsessed with this Joel fic you did. Just... holy shit! Your character is just so *chef's kiss* 💋 Like, I love the low-key confidence of being unbothered yet horny. And those bits of Joel's selfish thoughts of yearning. Fuuuuuck. You didn't just eat that you served it, and we the people need more. Xoxo

thank you so much, sweet anon ! you, the people, are definitely getting much more and i'm struggling to hold myself back from writing too far ahead ( especially when i've not even finished writing part two and i've already skipped ahead to write scenes that won't even take place till years later after the likeability paradox )

joel's selfish thoughts are gonna be on high alert in the next part- we're even gonna get a few moments of sweetness between him and his sol peaking through to counterbalance how harsh he was towards her in part one. that doesn't mean he's not going to continue being a pathetic weepy baby that contradicts his feelings by being mean to her, that's a trait not even years of therapy could take away from joel!

#( 💌 ) you’ve got mail ? #( 📓 ) the likeability paradox ! #⏤ fic/wip comments #i'm hoping the wait for part 2 is worth it when you all see what it features #soft!joel pervy!joel dom!joel emotionally-constipated!joel dark!joel all in one fic #we may be mansplain manipulate malewifeing too close to the sun with this one #well.. more like manslaughter manipulate malewifeing too close to the sol #anon asks

[itoshi-s]

Thoughts on period sex?? - 💔 (my cramps hurt so bad)(this leads to either softcore time with lots of pampering or nasty dont even do it, no it does not taste good, go away, dont be gross, type of situation) (im not sorry for making you picture what happened in your head)

oH PLEASE period sex can be such a hassle when it gets messy BUT !!!!!! BUT it's so good kajfhalk SORRY if some of yall think its nasty but........ the way it's like an all natural pain killer !!!! the endorphines & oxytocin !! @_@ it works all the tense muscles out uterus n all ! i def have a few..... men in mind ........ that would be more than happy to make u feel better !! some sweet some borderline nasty but welp it's just how we roll out here 😶

#✧.* ✉ zari’s mail: 💔 anon #cw blood/periods #does it need a cw im not sure #im so sorry for the cramps bbie !!!!:( i hope you feel better soon ! #givin u a back massage as we speak ! makin u sum peppermint tea too mhm <3 #u know what i will throw in a name or two out there but .. soft-wise;; reo (malewife duh) n oliver for suuure #gettin all nasty w it n straight up laughin as u push his face away in embarrassment; ryusei OBVIOUSLY.. #hes insane&probably only ever rly does it bc it feels good to /him/ first and foremost #like. it's warm it's soft it's different u know #anyway afhaisua yeah sorry again if this gives anyone the ick idc it's literally human bodies #:-3

[vaugarde]

top five bug types!!!!

5. leavanny! it's just so cute while also being fun to use! i love the detail that it makes leaf hats for sewaddle, that's absolutely adorable. not much to say about it i just think its super neat and i love it

4. scyther/kleavor! i usually put the entire evolution line together lol but in this case, i just like scizor a lot more than both of them and it doesnt feel fair to put em all together. but that doesnt mean i dont like them! i think theyre extremely fun to use in their own rights and i love love LOVE both of their designs! absolutely stunning guys

3.skorupi...... oh my goodness it's just a little guy. its just a fucked up little scorpion. its so goofy but idc. im shaking his tail hand as we speak. id put drapion here too but its not a bug type lmao

2. scizor! it's another case where making an oc of it just made it skyrocket as one of my faves. it's SUCH a cool and interesting pokemon to me. i love it's design and the concept of a pokemon evolving but having the same stat total, just with reshuffled stats so it takes advantage of different techniques. plus how it's a byproduct of a human concept like the electricity from trading. makes it interesting to think abt w my pmd hcs lol. ESPECIALLY now that kleavor is in the mix and is very obviously a parallel to scizor by having scyther evolve from more common minerals. also? i just love battling with it. it's extremely fun to use and the typing is easy to cover (and i do not get why ppl use the 4x fire weakness as a reason it's a horrible evolution to scyther.... girl scyther has 5 weaknesses INCLUDING another common 4x weakness. cmon now.)

heracross!! it's sometimes tied or surpassed by scizor but i really love it so much, i have a lot of fond memories attached to it. i somehow managed to snag one in a platinum nuzlocke and i LOVED that heracross a ton, she absolutely packed (altho she died on iron island :( its ok tho she was around for most of the game) and thennn i made a pmd oc of it in atlas (and later maya) and that just solidified it. lmao i could go on as to why i love it sm but it's just so good. i know its not underrated by any means, but even then i don't think it gets enough love.

#malewife-descole #mail #honorable mention thats an extremely new one but dont prefer over any of these but its escavalier #i like knights... bug knights. its fun and cute. love to draw it and wanna use it in my white file

[malewifedickgumshoe]

aight well let me know when you meet my Boy. it ain't long now!!! you'll know because his theme is the best, and we should all love him. case 2 is really fun!! -aai2 anon

we've met raymond shields!! you're right, he does have a great theme ehehehehe.

now i'm just thinking about my previous post about kristoph and knightley and what if kristoph was working under raymond at this time

hmmmmmmm

#aai2 anon #malewife mail

[omiriice]

I’m kinda like idk surprised there haven’t been any weird crackship crossovers made for Steve yknow ??

Like most pop malewife Steve and just pair him up with a random dude from another show,,

#steve harrington #stranger things #like dude from twd gets paired with the most malewife #steeb using his mail at against the zombies !! #also bc lots of crack ships end up paired with Daryl Dixon of all men #and I’m fascinated #hes my oc now

[nitunio]

Feels so criminal to open this guy up hes from 2016....

#nitunio.txt #MY MALEWIFE ARRIVED IN THE MAIL TODAYE

[chiyoso]

Hello I'm the one who asked about Gepard, I would like you to write whatever is easiest for you to do whether it's a small drabble or a fic, or whichever one you think is better. I'm just weak for Gepard and am grateful for anything 🤣

`,° 💌 mail received

💬 — anon hehe i'm comfortable with anything i promise, my thumbs do not know when to stop, pretty please to not hesitate to tell me what you want because i thrive in heavy details/imaginations as mentioned in my rules list, but besides that, ppplleeeasseeeee tell more more about what you want! (i ran out of brain juice from proofreading my nanook fic just out lmao)

#💌 mailed to hiraeth #💭 thoughts of hiraeth #gepard is fucking baby #lets get it straight that his devotion to his work and his professionalism is so damn hot and admirable #perfect protective malefail malewife

[bb-drayster]

Maple not mail..

She knocks on drayton’s door

“Hey malewife. Here to check on your injury”

-🍁

[there’s no response from drayton at all. instead, a half asleep chomps opens the door to let maple in.

behind him, drayton can be seen lying in bed, playing on his switch. on the side of his face is a pretty noticeable gash, surrounded by a bruise.

hey, at least he actually bothered to wipe off the blood this time.]

#[offscreen post]